A Rhose by Any other Name...
Jimbo Diego
-Jimbo
>THE OBSERVER
>
>A Rhose, by Any
>Other Name
>By Matthew Sutherland
>
>
>(Editor's Note: Matthew Sutherland's essay on the phenomenon called
>Manila traffic got rave reviews among readers. Through this column,
>he hopes to give us glimpses into our own culture by writing about all
>things Pinoy from an expat's point of view.)
>
>"A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches" --(Proverbs 22:1)
>
>WHEN I arrived in the Philippines from the UK six years ago, one of the
>first cultural differences to strike me was names. The subject has provided
>
>a continuing source of amazement and amusement ever since. The first
>unusual thing, from an English perspective, is that everyone here has a
>nickname. In the staid and boring United Kingdom, we have nicknames in
>kindergarten, but when we move into adulthood we tend, I am glad to say,
>to lose them.
>
>The second thing that struck me is that Philippine names for both girls and
>
>boys tend to be what we in the UK would regard as overbearingly cutesy
>for anyone over about five. "Fifty-five-year-olds with names that sound
>like
>five-year-olds", as one colleague put it. Where I come from, a boy with a
>nickname like Boy Blue or Honey Boy would be beaten to death at school by
>pre-adolescent bullies, and never make it to adulthood. So, probably, would
>
>girls with names like Babes, Lovely, Precious, Peachy or Apples. Yuk, ech
>ech. Here, however, no one bats an eyelid.
>
>Then I noticed how many people have what I have come to call "door-bell
>names". These are nicknames that sound like - well, door-bells. There are
>millions of them. Bing, Bong, Ding, and Dong are some of the more common.
>They can be, and frequently are, used in even more door-bell-like
>combinations such as Bing-Bong, Ding-Dong, Ting-Ting, and so on. Even our
>newly-appointed chief of police has a doorbell name - Ping.
>
>None of these door-bell names exist where I come from, and hence sound
>unusually amusing to my untutored foreign ear. Someone once told me that
>one of the Bings, when asked why he was called Bing, replied "because my
>brother is called Bong". Faultless logic. Dong, of course, is a
>particularly funny one for me, as where I come from "dong" is a slang word
>for... well, perhaps "talong" is the best Tagalog equivalent.
>
>Repeating names was another novelty to me, having never before encountered
>people with names like Len-Len, Let-Let, Mai-Mai, or Ning-Ning. The
>secretary I inherited on my arrival had an unusual one: Leck-Leck. Such
>names are then frequently further refined by using the "squared" symbol, as
>
>in Len2 or Mai2. This had me very confused for a while.
>
>Then there is the trend for parents to stick to a theme when naming their
>children. This can be as simple as making them all begin with the same
>letter, as in Jun, Jimmy, Janice, and Joy. More imaginative parents shoot
>for more sophisticated forms of assonance or rhyme, as in Biboy, Boboy,
>Buboy, Baboy (notice the names get worse the more kids there are -- best to
>
>be born early or you could end up being a Baboy). Even better, parents can
>create whole families of, say, desserts (Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Honey Pie)
>or flowers (Rose, Daffodil, Tulip). The main advantage of such combinations
>
>is that they look great painted across your trunk if you're a cab driver.
>That's another thing I'd never seen before coming to Manila - taxis with
>the driver's kids' names on the trunk.
>
>Another whole eye-opening field for the foreign visitor is the phenomenon
>of the "composite" name. This includes names like Jejomar (for Jesus,
>Joseph and Mary), and the remarkable Luzviminda (for Luzon, Visayas and
>Mindanao, believe it or not). That's a bit like me being called something
>like "Engscowani" (for England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland).
>Between you and me, I'm glad I'm not.
>
>And how could I forget to mention the fabulous concept of the
>randomly-inserted letter 'h'. Quite what this device is supposed to
>achieve, I have not yet figured out, but I think it is designed to give a
>touch of class to an otherwise only averagely weird name. It results in
>creations like Jhun, Lhenn, Ghemma, and Jhimmy. Or how about
>Jhun-Jhun (Jhun2)?
>
>There is also a whole separate field of name games -- those where the
>parents have exhibited a creative sense of humor on purpose. I once had
>my house in London painted by a Czechoslovakian decorator by the name
>of Peter Peter. I could never figure out if his parents had a fantastic
>sense
>of humor or no imagination at all -- it had to be one or the other. But
>here
>in the Philippines, wonderful imagination and humor is often applied to the
>
>naming process, particularly, it seems, in the Chinese community. My
>favourites include Bach Johann Sebastian; Edgar Allan Pe; Jonathan
>Livingston Sy; Magic Chiongson, Chica Go, and my girlfriend's very own
>sister, Van Go. I am assured these are real people, although I've only met
>two of them. I hope they don't mind being mentioned here.
>
>How boring to come from a country like the UK full of people with names
>like John Smith. How wonderful to come from a country where imagination
>and exoticism rule the world of names. Even the towns here have weird
>names; my favorite is the unbelieveably-named town of Sexmoan
>(ironically close to Olongapo and Angeles). Where else in the world could
>that really be true? Where else in the world could the head of the Church
>really be called Cardinal Sin? Where else in the world could Angel, Gigi
>and Mandy be grown-up men? Where else could you go through adult life
>unembarrassed and unassailed with a name like Mosquito, or Pepper, or
>Honey Boy? Where else but the Philippines!
Everyones fav bubblewrap popper
So...let's...BRING ON THE MEN!
Sorry.
~Rose~
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"Talora quando vinci, perdi.
Talora quando perdi, vinci."
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Princess Laura
and let the fun begin!
A little touch of sin
Why wait another minute?
Step this way
It's time for us to play!
They say
We may not pass this way again
So let's waste no more time
Bring on the men!!!
Love Always,
Laura who just also got the Warlow J&H, and has found her new fav song. . . =)
"I am the Laur and the Laur is not mocked!"
"If we're not one but two, are we evil or good? Do we walk the fine line, we'd
all cross if we could."
Everyones favourite person Rose
But they somehow make you whole...
>Love Always,
>Laura who just also got the Warlow J&H, and has found her new fav song. . .
>=)
It's your favourite song? Try your theme song!
~Rose~
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"Oscurita e ignoranza, ma ignoranza e felicita."
"To love another person is to see the face of God." -Les Miserables
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