Re: the beautiful beast - fanfic 1
Steve Collins
Spell-check, anyone?
Digital Strunk and White would be nice as well.
Otherwise, keep up the good work...
"Carla" <n...@your.com> wrote in message news:4A9B7D55...@your.com...
> THE BEUTIFUL BEAST by Carla
>
> ChapterOne ---
>
> I am a tonb raider. My name is Laura Croft, and Im good at steeling
> things an shoting gunz which makes people hate me, but onli jelous ones
> that dont do what I dare. I kill lotz of peple but only if they
> deserve it or anoy me. I am rich.
>
> One day I was riding my harley around my mmansion - outside, of
> course,, when guys in cold black suits come and told me I had to come
> with them to a meting. I thougt about killing them cuz they anoied me
> but didny because they had badges and said they worked for the queen of
> england.
>
> I made them wait while I canged into my clothes. I wrigled into a
> tight top that sowed my huge rack and a miniskirt that left my legs
> visible nakedly and a pair of choice combat boots in the case I had to
> kick somone. I look hot. the suit guyz told me to leave my guns but I
> thought fuk them, and hid a small flat pistle and deringer and knife and
> sum exploders in my black ninja cloak which I wore over my clothes. I
> tie my long brown hair in a bif braid and whip it around like a tail. I
> look like angelina joly if she were realy cool!
>
> 'Laura! The queen needs you!!!' one of the suit men yelled.
>
> 'let the old witch wait' I barked maenacingly..........'I have more
> money that she dos anyway!' I hid so more amunition between my huge
> boobs. I checked my look in the mirror. hot in a most threateningly way!
>
>
> We drove to the palace in a big silver rolsroyce car, the two men
> tried to sit against me but I stepped on their foot with my big boots
> and they got the message. look but dont touch, unless I say so!!!
>
> At the queens house they took me in the secret door. Four corgies ran
> up to me...I wanted to shoot them but rememered I was supposed to b
> unarmed without guns. So I just kiked 1 instead. There was lotz of stuff
> to steal along the way, but the suit guys was watching me. Waching my
> big bubbies acktualy. So I didnt.
>
> That old bat was waiting in her sitting room - I was unimpressed! I
> could been queen with her lucky breaks, but it didnt matter cause I was
> richer and prettyer too. I arched my back to show her.
>
> The suit men did not wat to leave ( they were slobering ) but the
> queen waved them out with a darkly glanse and we were soon alone.
>
> 'We hav a problem Lady Croftt.' She said croaking.
>
> Oh! It was LADY crft now was it!!! I leand backin my big gold and satin
> chair with its high arched back and waited disinterstedly. I put my
> boots up on a matched poof. She needed me, not the other way around or
> so it seem[ed to me.
>
> "as Isay...a prob;lem.' She finally barked. ' One of our secrets
> agents has become rouge, and its not th first time. we cant have that
> sort of thing you know ( britich accent ).
>
> [' What do you want me to do about it' I demanded smiling
>
> 'We want you to hunt him and kill him too.'
>
> 'He''s dead...whats his name?'' I said sounding bored.
>
> 'his name is James Bond 007!' spok the Queeen.
>
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>
> Next chapter( chapter too ) = laura visits a z00.
McG.
it to work. ;-)
McG.