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Steve

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Jan 19, 2013, 7:30:51 PM1/19/13
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Bit wrote:
>
> news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esqᅵ <greghall@home.fᅵke>:
> >"Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
> >news:kdevef$s3n$1...@dont-email.me...
> >> news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esqᅵ <greghall@home.fᅵke>:
> >>>"Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
> >>>news:kdeuad$gjh$4...@dont-email.me...
> >>>> news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esqᅵ <greghall@home.fᅵke>:
> >>>>>"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:mtednbClwY8sbGfN...@giganews.com...
> >>>>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esqᅵ wrote:
> >>>>>>> I drink water out of a one gallon plastic jug which I buy
> >>>>>>> at the grocery store. But right next to where I store it
> >>>>>>> I keep a gallon of bleach. I wasn't paying attention and
> >>>>>>> I grabbed the bottle of bleach by mistake and took a
> >>>>>>> big mouth full before the taste hit me. Luckily I didn't
> >>>>>>> swallow any. I rinsed and rinsed and rinsed but I can
> >>>>>>> still taste the bleach. I bet I don't have any germs left
> >>>>>>> in my mouth.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Oh, Dr. Kensington, how about a nice, long, passionate,
> >>>>>>> and sanitary kiss?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> wait till you see what happens when you drink the water
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I already drank a bunch of water (after thoroughly brushing
> >>>>>my teeth and mouth with toothpaste) and nothing bad has
> >>>>>happened.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--
> >>>>>Sir Gregory
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> The chlorine is carcinogenic no matter how you ingest it you dolt. You can
> >>>> expect stage 4 aggressive melanoma lesions on your upper bodyand face by
> >>>> the
> >>>> end of 2014... 23 months.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>It is NOT. FYI, several years ago I had gingivitis with some deep
> >>>pockets around a couple of molars. The dentist said I would have
> >>>to be getting expensive deep scrapings/cleanings and then packed
> >>>with antibiotic. I asked why and he said because bacteria had gotten
> >>>in down by the roots and was almost impossible to get out any other
> >>>way. I told him I would wait until the next visit (four months) and we
> >>>could decide what to do then. What I did was used straight bleach
> >>>brushed onto the area between the gums and teeth once a week.
> >>>
> >>>I allowed it to soak in for 30 seconds and then rinsed thoroughly
> >>>Guess what. The deep pockets were GONE and the probe depth
> >>>was 2-3 millimeters which is considered normal. So the bleach
> >>>got down in there and KILLED the bacteria colonies.
> >>>
> >>>And guess what some more. NO cancer.
> >>
> >> yes we've all already endured yer oral hygiene lectures to Jefff Relfg last
> >> year.. heard it all before. You don't have to take my advice, you'll find
> >> out soon enough. The case I'm referring to the guy's dick turned black from
> >> the chlorine first.
> >
> >The only time my dick's ever turned black was when I had sex
> >with Kensi. She told me it was the licorice douche.
>
>
> He lied, wrong plumbing.

He fucked Paul Derbyshire up the arse?
Yeugh!

--
"My brother has Asperger's, which is kind of like
a high functioning form of autism"
Ian Derbyshire talking about his freaky brother Paul.
http://kydaimon.livejournal.com/
And this is the autistic freak's mugshot
http://bayimg.com/AAiMAaaEk
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kensi

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Jan 19, 2013, 8:33:54 PM1/19/13
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On 19/01/2013 8:12 PM, Bit Rot wrote:
> news from Steve <m...@privacy.net>:
>> Bit wrote:
>>>
>>> news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� <greghall@home.f�ke>:
>>>> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
>>>> news:kdevef$s3n$1...@dont-email.me...
>>>>> news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� <greghall@home.f�ke>:
>>>>>> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:kdeuad$gjh$4...@dont-email.me...
>>>>>>> news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� <greghall@home.f�ke>:
>>>>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:mtednbClwY8sbGfN...@giganews.com...
> Yea Greggie's convinced Paul's kensi sock is a "hot female scientist" and
> ..Paula's loving it cuz [s]he's getting more sex with Neal than [s]he's ever
> had in his life.
>
>
>> --
>> "My brother has Asperger's, which is kind of like
>> a high functioning form of autism"
>> Ian Derbyshire talking about his freaky brother Paul.
>> http://kydaimon.livejournal.com/
>> And this is the autistic freak's mugshot
>> http://bayimg.com/AAiMAaaEk
>
>
> Ahhhh FFS that's hard on the eyes.

At this rate, it's only a matter of weeks until there's been more fan
fiction written about Derbyshire than there is about Bella Swan.

--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"A clue, a clue. My kingdom for a clue!!!!" ~Gweggles,
in an uncommon moment of self-awareness.

Kia

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Jan 20, 2013, 8:14:39 AM1/20/13
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kensi Seamus Derbyshire bobbing, wrote:
>On 19/01/2013 4:00 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� wrote:
>> The only time my dick's ever turned black was when I had sex
>> with Kensi. She told me it was the licorice douche.
>
>Those are *some* hallucinations you have, ko0ky.
>
correct.
You both have more.. a long list in fact. [snortle]

Kia

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Jan 20, 2013, 8:15:08 AM1/20/13
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kensi Seamus Derbyshire <loo...@headspace.for.rent.com>
rang the bells with:
>And let it be known

that you are off your rocker, Paul?
Sure.. what part of insane do you need explained to your fans?

Kia

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Jan 20, 2013, 8:15:15 AM1/20/13
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kensi Seamus Derbyshire <loo...@headspace.for.rent.com>
waved a limp lily around in:
>On 19/01/2013 8:17 PM, idlehands wrote:
>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� wrote:
/delete bad information
>>> Oh, Dr. Kensington, how about a nice, long, passionate,
>>> and sanitary kiss?
>>
>> Next time fuckstick, swallow, then take another big mouthful and swallow
>> again
>>
>> Save us all a lot of grief
>
>Much as I detest the scumbag creep, I detest your sort of callousness
>more. He's a deluded fanboi -- you, on the other hand, have no excuse,
>sociopath.
>
>And let it be known that if you or *any* of the ko0ks around here *ever*
>gives "advice" like that to someone who then actually kills himself, it
>will mean a Bobo nomination from me personally. Is that clear?

said nomination made posthumously it is hoped.

oH spare us the drama queen sonata, yer punkass pimp.

Andrew Wilson

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Jan 29, 2013, 4:17:17 AM1/29/13
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On Jan 20, 1:15 pm, Kia <spooks...@derbyshire-crania.org> wrote:
> kensi Seamus Derbyshire <loon...@headspace.for.rent.com>
Asshole.

> oH s<LAP!>

Oh SHADDUP KOOK!

Kia

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Jan 29, 2013, 7:46:48 AM1/29/13
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Andrew Wilson Seamus Derbyshire <loo...@headspace.for.rent.com>
went all frilly socks with:
>On Jan 20, 1:15�pm, Kia <spooks...@derbyshire-crania.org> wrote:
>> kensi Derbyshire <loo...@headspace.for.rent.com>
>> waved a limp lily around in:
snip
>>
>> >And let it be known that if you or *any* of the ko0ks around here *ever*
>> >gives "advice" like that to someone who then actually kills himself, it
>> >will mean a Bobo nomination from me personally. Is that clear?
>>
>> said nomination made posthumously it is hoped.
>
>Asshole.
>
>> oH s<LAP!>
>
>Oh SHADDUP KOOK

kensi

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Jan 29, 2013, 5:29:06 PM1/29/13
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On 29/01/2013 7:46 AM, Kia wrote:
> Andrew Wilson

...

> yer punkass pimp.

Proof, ko0ky?
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