has anyone noticed.......
Cctp9
noticed that he was pigeon toed.
have any of you noticed that? i really began to notice that at the end. you
know, in the hall way before he runs and leaps into the *agent*.
i may be wrong. it just could have been that he was so skinny and it appeared
that he was slightly pigeon toed....yes, yes that could be it.
i don't quite know, but i kinda like him like that.
hehehehehe! ;)
any thoughts?
Jalena B
movies and hes also bow legged you know. I believe he is bowlegged from
the asian he got in him.
Russell
barbara@.bookpro.com wrote in message <37844b75...@news1.radix.net>...
>
>BW
Does that mean all cowboys are Asian? Heidi Fleiss too?
russell
Ionvideo
>>the asian he got in him.<
I think he keeps those beautiful legs wrapped around something a lot...I meant
the bike.
:) paige
Frankenhart, Ltd.
remove?
Megan
Russell
>
>> I believe he is bowlegged from
>> the asian he got in him.
Frankenhart, Ltd. wrote in message <37835B1C...@voicenet.com>...
>How'd that pesky asian get in him, anyway? Will it require surgery to
>remove?
>
>Megan
Didn't you know? Keanu is a cannibal. He'll deny it of course.... that's if
he cares to give an answer. But he IS a cannibal. Ask Katelijne.
russell
>
>
Carol Jackson
Ionvideo wrote:
> >hes also bow legged you know. I believe he is bowlegged from
> >>the asian he got in him.<
>
Carol Jackson
Russell wrote:
> >Jalena B wrote:
> >
> >> I believe he is bowlegged from
> >> the asian he got in him.
>
> Frankenhart, Ltd. wrote in message <37835B1C...@voicenet.com>...
> >How'd that pesky asian get in him, anyway? Will it require surgery to
> >remove?
> >
> >Megan
>
> Didn't you know? Keanu is a cannibal. He'll deny it of course.... that's if
> he cares to give an answer. But he IS a cannibal. Ask Katelijne.
>
> russell
> >
> >
I don't care if he is gay. I don't care if he is a cannibal but please don't
let him use old spice.
cj
Ionvideo
Doesn't he tell a joke about Little Red Riding Hood, where the punch line is,
"You're gonna eat me just like the story goes!" or something like that...
Someone told me he (at least has) liked Aramis. Sandra Bullock said he smells
really good. Aramis is my favorite, it smells like the forest (but not like
pine) and it's really clean and classic. Very old. A gentleman's fragrance (my
shameless plug for the day).
About Keanu's legs again, I think he may appear a little bowlegged because he
has big thighs. My husband has this same (so-called) problem. If you notice in
some of K's movies when he wears jeans, they're loose in the waist cause it's
hard to get them to fit his legs. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey & River's Edge are
good examples.
If'n you want to see whereof I speak, check out this photo:
http://www.intermale.com/wbn/keanu/_gfx/krpgga05.jpg
WARNING: Do not view this if you have had recent heart surgery or currently
sport a pacemaker.
(pardon please, I think my whoremoans are peaking . . . um, peeking)
:) paige
Neosgurl26
-Nep-
:::Yep:::
There may be a fork,
There may be a knife,
Hey!There may even be a spork(OhReally?)
But "There is no spoon"
chiddy
barbara@.bookpro.com wrote in article <37844b75...@news1.radix.net>...
> On Wed, 7 Jul 1999 06:55:14 -0400 (EDT), Madam...@webtv.net (Jalena
> B) wrote:
>
> >yes i been noticed that keanu reeves was pigeon toed from his earlier
> >movies and hes also bow legged you know. I believe he is bowlegged from
> >the asian he got in him.
>
> Huh? Where did you get the idea that Asians are bowlegged?
>
> BW
>
I have one philosphy...but it would only explain women.
*confused*
LikeASista
and pigeon toed as well, Just check him in Permanent Record when he was
sitting on that car after his friend committed suicide. His feet turn inward.
(Well, I take that back. I don't think they actually showed him faced forward
in the movie they way they did the picture they published from that scene.)
Anyway, I read that bowlegs come from people who started walking way too early
during their infant stage.
>I believe he is bowlegged from
>the asian he got in him.
>
I believe she meant that Keanu's father, who happened to be Asian, might have
been bowlegged as well.
Neosgurl26
think he is though, and I don't just think it's his thighs...For some reason
though, the idea of Keanu smelling like Old Spice seems kind of sexy to me. I
have NO idea why.. because I think that old spice smell kinda weird(my dad used
to use it)but.. who knows! Though, I usually imagine him smelling something
like.... a forest after a rain storm.???He's a canible? ooo prrrrrrr!
Neosgurl26
-Nep-
:::Yep:::
There may be a fork,
There may be a knife,
Hey!There may even be a spork(OhReally?)
But "There is no spoon">WARNING: Do not view this if you have had recent heart
Highlndrbt
> being bow legged and pigeon toed my self.. it really is not fun. I
>think he is though, and I don't just think it's his thighs...
>usually imagine him smelling something
>like....
Check out Point Break - lovely shots of him walking toward the camera. Being
somewhat knowledgable of conformation, I immediately saw the toes and legs. But
a very athletic fellow he is.
And, well, who cares what he smells like.
And who cares if he is slightly bow legged
or pigeon-toed.
In fact who cares.
sbt
Jalena B
asian delicacy. therefore, many asians eat large quantities of rice in
their diets. in that case rice is very high in starch, and starch
bends your bones if eaten to much. and since many asians do , over
the course of many years it became hereditary.
Highlndrbt
>>bends your bones if eaten to much. and since many asians do , over
>>the course of many years it became hereditary.
>Do you know that Koalas are so full of eucalyptus oil that they
>explode in forest fires!!?!!!
>
And having said that class...let's now move on to the next subject......
Highlndrbt
>Oh, could we, please?
>
>Nonono. I wanna give my paper on nutrition and disease first. But
>you can doodle in your notebooks, look out the window, or whisper
>among yourselves. I don't care, and the teacher isn't here today.
>
>Ahem ...
Rice indeed.
What shall we disgust ...er...discuss next?
Is it true if you eat too many carrots you turn orange, or is that only
inheritable if you come down from a rare unknown tribe in New Guinea.
sbt
Ionvideo
doodle in your notebooks, look out the window, or whisper among yourselves. I
don't care, and the teacher isn't here today.
Ahem ...<
On the contrary, Prof. BW. I found the lecture concise and thorough. I looked
up from my notebook filled with little hearts & arrows, KCRs, lotus blossoms,
etc. more than once . . . and I usually just whisper to myself anyway.
>No, you're confusing rickets,<
Not to be confused with crickets, which IS a delicacy in some countries.
:) paige
Frankenhart, Ltd.
Can you provide medical documentation of this? This sounds amazing to me.
megan
Jalena B wrote:
> well bowlegs run very high in the asian race because eating rice is an
> asian delicacy. therefore, many asians eat large quantities of rice in
> their diets. in that case rice is very high in starch, and starch
JaneLacey
why.. but I think it's kinda cool that he's kind of bowlegged and pigeon
towed.Then again.. I don't know why I think half the things I do...
-Nep-
:::Yep:::
There may be a fork,
There may be a knife,
Hey! There may even be a spork!(Woohoo!)
JaneLacey
checking mail. I do that every so often. I rarely use this screen name. Just
incase u were wondering.. It is me.. little ol' Nep. There..just thought I'd
better clear that up..
:p)
Stacey Smith
*Stack*
liv wrote:
>
> On Thu, 8 Jul 1999 07:20:11 -0400 (EDT), Madam...@webtv.net (Jalena
> B) wrote:
>
> >well bowlegs run very high in the asian race because eating rice is an
> >asian delicacy. therefore, many asians eat large quantities of rice in
> >their diets. in that case rice is very high in starch, and starch
> >bends your bones if eaten to much. and since many asians do , over
> >the course of many years it became hereditary.
> ---------------------------------------
> Do you know that Koalas are so full of eucalyptus oil that they
> explode in forest fires!!?!!!
>
> Ka Boom De Ay!
>
> liv
> l...@garbage.ziplink.net
> take out the garbage to reply...
>
> If you can't beat your computer at chess try kickboxing.
LikeASista
>or pigeon-toed.
What do you mean "Who cares"?!! I love him that way, and I wouldn't have him
any other way. You say "who cares" as if it's a BAD thing or something.
Bow-legged and pigeon toes can be the sexiest a man can possibly get.!
LikeASista
Will someone please explain to me how the topic of Keanu smelling like Old
Spice came about?
Highlndrbt
My point exactly darling....I care that he has legs and toes. Do I care that
they turn in or out ...no. I will take him the way he is.
sbt
Cctp9
>>the asian he got in him.
>
>
>
yea.......
jl...@sprint.ca
> Madam...@webtv.net (Jalena B) wrote:
>
> > well bowlegs run very high in the asian race because eating rice is an
> > asian delicacy. therefore, many asians eat large quantities of rice in
> > their diets. in that case rice is very high in starch, and starch
> > bends your bones if eaten to much. and since many asians do , over
> > the course of many years it became hereditary.
>
No, no, no.
Starch stiffens the bones and gives you straight legs.
My grandmother made us all drink laundry starch when I was a
child, and
now my whole family has very straight legs. And the boys
are thrice blessed.
JL
jl...@sprint.ca
> mean?
>
>
///WARNING ADULT CONTENT - SYNAPTIC'S JOHN THOMAS///
When I was 13 (to 17), I use to have wild sexual fantasy's
centred on starch and its effect on the male anatomy (and
I'm not talking tibias here).
I would imagine a lovely, huge, and stiffly starched John
Thomas draped across my ironing board. I had to man handle
it into position properly to apply my lovely warm iron to
its throbbing head.
JL
John Thomas
> it into position properly to apply my lovely warm iron to
> its throbbing head.
>
> JL
>
Carol Jackson
syna...@usa.netnospam wrote:
> On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 13:24:47 GMT, barbara@.bookpro.com wrote:
>
> <On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 09:17:54 -0400, "jl...@sprint.ca" <jl...@sprint.ca>
> <wrote:
> <>Thomas draped across my ironing board. I had to man handle
> <>it into position properly to apply my lovely warm iron to
> <>its throbbing head.
> <
> <Woohoo!! Go, JL!!
>
> I should have known some of the women in here would enjoy the thought
> of wrestling, subduing and applying a hot iron to the tip of an erect
> penis pinned across an ironing board. I think it's sick and perverted,
> and is a hostile and violent fantasy in reaction to the feelings of
> powerlessness at the hands of men that most women end up learning to
> feel. I think Keanu would agree with me wholeheartedly and would find
> this fantasy disturbing, to say the least. Is that what most women
> here would do with a huge boner on their ironing board? I'm curious to
> know if this is a universal feminine trait.
> _______________________
> syna...@usa.netnospam
What is an ironing board?
cj
jl...@sprint.ca
>
> On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 13:46:04 GMT, syna...@usa.netnospam wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 13:24:47 GMT, barbara@.bookpro.com wrote:
> >
> ><On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 09:17:54 -0400, "jl...@sprint.ca" <jl...@sprint.ca>
> ><wrote:
>
>
> ><>///WARNING ADULT CONTENT - SYNAPTIC'S JOHN THOMAS///
> >
> ><>When I was 13 (to 17), I use to have wild sexual fantasy's
> ><>centred on starch and its effect on the male anatomy (and
> ><>I'm not talking tibias here).
> ><>I would imagine a lovely, huge, and stiffly starched John
> ><>Thomas draped across my ironing board. I had to man handle
> ><>it into position properly to apply my lovely warm iron to
> ><>its throbbing head.
> ><
> ><Woohoo!! Go, JL!!
> >
> >I should have known some of the women in here would enjoy the thought
> >of wrestling, subduing and applying a hot iron to the tip of an erect
> >penis pinned across an ironing board. I think it's sick and perverted,
> >and is a hostile and violent fantasy in reaction to the feelings of
> >powerlessness at the hands of men that most women end up learning to
> >feel. I think Keanu would agree with me wholeheartedly and would find
> >this fantasy disturbing, to say the least. Is that what most women
> >here would do with a huge boner on their ironing board? I'm curious to
> >know if this is a universal feminine trait.
>
> iron." Did she say "hot"? No, she did not.
>
> BW
Yes, he's missing the erotic symbolism of my fantasy.
JL
jl...@sprint.ca
syna...@usa.netnospam wrote:
>
> On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 13:24:47 GMT, barbara@.bookpro.com wrote:
>
> <On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 09:17:54 -0400, "jl...@sprint.ca" <jl...@sprint.ca>
> <wrote:
>snip<>>
> <>///WARNING ADULT CONTENT - SYNAPTIC'S JOHN THOMAS///
>
> <>When I was 13 (to 17), I use to have wild sexual fantasy's
> <>centred on starch and its effect on the male anatomy (and
> <>I'm not talking tibias here).
> <>I would imagine a lovely, huge, and stiffly starched John
> <>Thomas draped across my ironing board. I had to man handle
> <>it into position properly to apply my lovely warm iron to
> <>its throbbing head.
> <
> <Woohoo!! Go, JL!!
>
> I should have known some of the women in here would enjoy the thought
> of wrestling, subduing and applying a hot iron to the tip of an erect
> penis pinned across an ironing board. I think it's sick and perverted,
> and is a hostile and violent fantasy in reaction to the feelings of
> powerlessness at the hands of men that most women end up learning to
> feel. I think Keanu would agree with me wholeheartedly and would find
> this fantasy disturbing, to say the least. Is that what most women
> here would do with a huge boner on their ironing board? I'm curious to
> know if this is a universal feminine trait.
> syna...@usa.netnospam
Like your pantie fantisies *aren't* perverted?
Would you like me to tell you my other fantasy?
It involves ironing boards, muscular asses and spanking
paddles.
Are you game?
:)
JL
Neosgurl26
-Nep-
:::Yep::::
There may be a fork,
There may be a knife,
Hey,There may even be aspork(Yeah Man!)
But..."...There is no spoon..."
Neosgurl26
Carol Jackson
liv wrote:
> On 09 Jul 1999 21:53:33 GMT, neosg...@aol.com (Neosgurl26) wrote:
>
> >Are you being serious? Wouldn't eating laundry starch be poisonous?
> --------------------
> It's touchy. The part that goes to the privates isn't a problem, but
> if any is leftover you can get an awfully stiff neck.
>
Actually it is best not ingested. If you read the instructions it says
to dip the penis into it so as not to harden the internal things like
the tongue and throat.cj
jl...@sprint.ca
>
> On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 10:55:56 -0400, "jl...@sprint.ca"
> wrote:
>
> <<snip>
> <syna...@usa.netnospam wrote:
> <>
> <>
> <>snip<>>
> <> <>///WARNING ADULT CONTENT -
> <>
> <snip>
> <
> <Like your pantie fantisies *aren't* perverted?
>
> You must mean my no panties fantasies. I defy you to show me any hot
> blooded male who wouldn't be turned on by the thought of any woman not
> wearing panties.
>
I think the word 'panties' turns you on and it doesn't
matter whose wearing them.
Any hot blooded female would love my ironing board fantasy.
How dare you say it is sick and perverted.
I think it's perverted when a grown man encourages teenagers
to tell him their sexual fantasy's involving Keanu and tries
to cloak it in a way which makes it appear to be a method of
ridding the teenagers of guilt over masturbation.
<smile>
> <Would you like me to tell you my other fantasy?
>
> I'm glad to see you didn't feel the need to wait for my answer.
>
> <It involves ironing boards, muscular asses and spanking
> <paddles.
> <
> <Are you game?
>
> I'm sure you have a cute one, and even if it is on the muscular side,
> I'm sure it'll jiggle just fine. If paddles are what you want, I'll do
> it, but I'd prefer to use my hand. Now get down across my knee you bad
> girl! When I'm finished with you, you can do the ironing.
> _______________________
Uh, do I know you?
Whoa, this is too hot for me.
JL
jl...@sprint.ca
>
"jl...@sprint.ca" <jl...@sprint.ca>
> wrote:
>
> <> I think you totally misunderstood the part about the "lovely warm
> <> iron." Did she say "hot"? No, she did not.
>
>
Just use your imagination.
The images in the fantasy are symbolic and not actual.
JL
kbb
barbara@.bookpro.com wrote in message <378f9b5a...@news1.radix.net>...
>On Sat, 10 Jul 1999 17:57:55 -0400, "jl...@sprint.ca" <jl...@sprint.ca>
>wrote:
>
>>syna...@usa.netnospam wrote:
>>>
>>> On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 10:55:56 -0400, "jl...@sprint.ca"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> <<snip>
>>> <syna...@usa.netnospam wrote:
>>> <>
>>> <>
>>
>>
>>> <>snip<>>
>>> <> <>///WARNING ADULT CONTENT -
>>> <>
>>> <snip>
>>> <
>>> <Like your pantie fantisies *aren't* perverted?
>>>
>>> You must mean my no panties fantasies. I defy you to show me any hot
>>> blooded male who wouldn't be turned on by the thought of any woman not
>>> wearing panties.
>>>
>>
>>I think the word 'panties' turns you on and it doesn't
>>matter whose wearing them.
>
>
>I think "panties" is a stupid word, and I don't use it. I call it
>"underwear."
>
>BW
How about "skivvies"?
kbb
Ionvideo
"underwear."<
Considering the recent escapades of our collective pantaloons, maybe the
spelling should be "underwhere?"
:) paige
jl...@sprint.ca
>
> On Sat, 10 Jul 1999 17:57:55 -0400, "jl...@sprint.ca" <jl...@sprint.ca>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >>
> >> <<snip>
> >> <syna...@usa.netnospam wrote:
> >> <>
> >> <>
> >
> >
> >> <>snip<>>
> >> <> <>///WARNING ADULT CONTENT -
> >> <>
> >> <snip>
> >> <
> >> <Like your pantie fantisies *aren't* perverted?
> >>
> >> You must mean my no panties fantasies. I defy you to show me any hot
> >> blooded male who wouldn't be turned on by the thought of any woman not
> >> wearing panties.
> >>
> >
> >I think the word 'panties' turns you on and it doesn't
> >matter whose wearing them.
>
> I agree.
>
> "underwear."
>
I only use it when I want to titillate someone.
JL
jl...@sprint.ca
>
> snip <
BW wrote:
> <I agree.
> <
> <I think "panties" is a stupid word, and I don't use it. I call it
> <"underwear."
>
> say if it looks like panties call it panties. Anything that when
> removed gets balled up and little and is real light has to be called
> panties. Anything looking more like a parachute can be called
> underwear.
Oh, are you gonna hear from the underwear...
JL
Russell
Highlndrbt wrote in message
<19990708221626...@ng-fk1.aol.com>...
>
>sbt
Hello all!
This thread is a bit old now, but I've been away in the lush, verdant
mountains of a foreign land (all I need now is a motorbike and I AM KEANU
REEVES!!)
Here's my opinion. It occured to me on the plane that K is a Virgo (probably
my favourite sign - me being Taurus and having nothing but love and praise
for Virgo folks) and one of the traits of many Virgoans is to have one foot
pointed inwards more than the other - ie, pigeon-toes. My best friend, a
favourite guitarist and two actors I know (all Virgos) have this odd little
quirk to some degree. With some people you have to look really closely.
I know this because i was *studying* star-signs to snag a particularly
swoonsome virgoan target and I'm quite astounded how regularly it crops up
in the people I get to meet. (Unfortunately, I bullishly stormed in and
scared my Virgo dreamboat away, boo-hoo).
Anyway, on the plane home they showed The Matrix - go figure, as you yanks
say!
russell
kbb
kbb
Russell wrote in message <7n0a0s$mdj$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
Russell
come round to check that you aren't lying dead on your living room floor
because they haven't heard from you for a while.
russell
kbb wrote in message <_mSk3.826$P64...@news.flash.net>...
Ionvideo
your living room floor because they haven't heard from you for a while.<
I was wondering where you were, too. I tried to peek in your window to see if
you were ok, but the old lady next door threatened to call the cops and I ran.
Welcome back!
:) paige