I hate Keanu Reeves
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been reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a
bloody awful movie anyway. Why does anyone like him?
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Before you buy.
teresa lage
adore every morsel they can get about him, talk about him every day, have
tons of fun with like minded people, know he is a fantastic actor, a
pretttty good musician, and gods gift to those who SEE him, not just see
him and judge him, he is funny, talented, etheral, sensitive, kind,
generous, fanfuckingtasticly beautiful man. so midget your lose, get a
clue, you don't belong here, this is a place for keanu lovers not little
mini-mail people who show up to put down keanu and his talents. :-( tess
mid...@mini-mail.com wrote:
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RABinME
question to which you obviously don't care to know the answer?
BUT...
I love his acting
I love his choices of roles
I love his adventurousness
I love his voice
I love 'The Matrix'
he seems like a nice, sweet, decent, fairly normal guy
he's gorgeous
he's funny
he's intriguing
he's creative
I, too, like his bare foot hanging off the bed in Matrix (which also happens, I
think, in Dangerous Liasons - or is it his arm?)
I respect that he keeps his private life private
I think that going to a Dogstar concert and watching him totally enjoying
himself is a blast
he's intelligent, thoughtful, and well-read
he's very generous with fans
...any more questions???
RABinME
Re: the appropriately named "midget">Oh you're in the wrong fan group. You want
Alt.Fan.PaulyShore
Funny! But perhaps he/she wants the Alt.Fan.Charlie-Sheen???
Col. Sphinx Drummond
> Keanu Reeves has got to one of the worst actors ever. This should have
> been reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a
> bloody awful movie anyway. Why does anyone like him?
That is no reason to hate. I think you are one of the worst trollers ever.
This is reinforced by the lack of creativity in your approach, which is
bloody dull anyway. Why would anyone give a damn what you think?
-Hector
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Ionvideo
> Keanu Reeves has got to one of the worst actors ever. This should have been
reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a bloody awful
movie anyway. Why does anyone like him? <
Gol, you think? Maybe I've been completely fooled. Maybe I'll go watch THE
MATRIX again, just to see if you're right. Thank you, thank you SO much.
:) paige
mid...@mini-mail.com
pathetic little lives are worth nothing.
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
>
>like him.............like him, hell yeah, lots people like him, love him,
>adore every morsel they can get about him, talk about him every day, have
>tons of fun with like minded people, know he is a fantastic actor, a
>pretttty good musician, and gods gift to those who SEE him, not just see
>him and judge him, he is funny, talented, etheral, sensitive, kind,
>generous, fanfuckingtasticly beautiful man. so midget your lose, get a
>clue, you don't belong here, this is a place for keanu lovers not little
>mini-mail people who show up to put down keanu and his talents. :-( tess
Tess, I do believe that's the most I've ever heard you say!
~Janice~
"Well we got no class, and we got no principles, and we got no innocence, we
can't even think of a word that rhymes..."
~Alice Cooper/School's Out~
{More true today than ever...}
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
>been reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a
>bloody awful movie anyway. Why does anyone like him?
Does you name refer to the size of your penis or your brain???
~Peaches~
teresa lage
all the time, i have been unable to bash her properly, misdirected direct hit,
and for pete's sake we are protective around here '-)
tess
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu wrote:
> >
> >
> >like him.............like him, hell yeah, lots people like him, love him,
> >adore every morsel they can get about him, talk about him every day, have
> >tons of fun with like minded people, know he is a fantastic actor, a
> >pretttty good musician, and gods gift to those who SEE him, not just see
> >him and judge him, he is funny, talented, etheral, sensitive, kind,
> >generous, fanfuckingtasticly beautiful man. so midget your lose, get a
> >clue, you don't belong here, this is a place for keanu lovers not little
> >mini-mail people who show up to put down keanu and his talents. :-( tess
>
> Tess, I do believe that's the most I've ever heard you say!
>
> ~Janice~
>
> "Well we got no class, and we got no principles, and we got no innocence, we
> can't even think of a word that rhymes..."
>
> ~Alice Cooper/School's Out~
> {More true today than ever...}
--
teresa lage
:-!
tress
mid...@mini-mail.com wrote:
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teresa lage
just way to many who's that, for me to let it rest
tess
Thorne wrote:
> I just found out that someone I work with loves Keanu too! I am so
> happy!
>
> Thorne
Col. Sphinx Drummond
> Morons. You look up to people like Keanu and idolise him because your
> pathetic little lives are worth nothing.
That's not true, I'm worth thousands of dollars.
-Hector
JL
mid...@mini-mail.com wrote:
> Morons. You look up to people like Keanu and idolise him because your
> pathetic little lives are worth nothing.
>
>
Not true.
All my pathetic little friends and I get together and have pathetic
little dinner parties just to prove our pathetic little lives have
meaning.
JL
teresa lage
know, like the story........just picture there little confused faces, well, maybe
not, ke might not come off looking the best. and we have to add the part about the
little man under you bed '-)
tess
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu wrote:
> >i would say the lovers outnumber the haters by far, at least by my count,
> >there are
> >just way to many who's that, for me to let it rest
> >tess
>
> I agree. I think you just don't hear about the K-lovers as much, because we
> don't write columns...maybe we should start! What an idea, huh?! Just picture
> it:
>
> GOOD KEANU NEWS!
JL
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu wrote:
> >Keanu Reeves has got to one of the worst actors ever. This should have
> >been reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a
> >bloody awful movie anyway. Why does anyone like him?
>
> Does you name refer to the size of your penis or your brain???
>
> ~Peaches~
>
Funny.
JL
let...@postoffice.swbell.net
loser figured, hell I've got nothing better to do than to post a message
trying to knock Keanu down (I emphasize trying) in a group of his fans. Mini
mail (mini must size up your confidence and brain capacity), get a life,
you're in the wrong group. Shenanigans like that don't work around here.
-Nena aka Cyberminx
teresa lage wrote:
> like him.............like him, hell yeah, lots people like him, love him,
> adore every morsel they can get about him, talk about him every day, have
> tons of fun with like minded people, know he is a fantastic actor, a
> pretttty good musician, and gods gift to those who SEE him, not just see
> him and judge him, he is funny, talented, etheral, sensitive, kind,
> generous, fanfuckingtasticly beautiful man. so midget your lose, get a
> clue, you don't belong here, this is a place for keanu lovers not little
> mini-mail people who show up to put down keanu and his talents. :-( tess
>
> mid...@mini-mail.com wrote:
>
> > Keanu Reeves has got to one of the worst actors ever. This should have
> > been reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a
> > bloody awful movie anyway. Why does anyone like him?
> >
> > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> > Before you buy.
>
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
>pathetic little lives are worth nothing.
And I can see that your pathetic little life is worth oh so much because you
have the time to harass us!
~Peaches~
RABinME
spewed:>Morons. You look up to people like Keanu and idolise him because your
>pathetic little lives are worth nothing
Gosh. I'm so hurt. I have seen precious few morons here, by any measure. But
then, pea-brain, you'd know something about morons, I guess. And plenty of
people here don't "idolise" Keanu - they like him, like his work, whatever. And
if anyone does idolise him, unless you ARE him (HA HA HA!!!), it's none of your
business anyway, so bugger off.
Thorne
happy!
Thorne
teresa lage wrote:
>
> i guess some butons were pushed, i work with a little preppy twit who says that
> all the time, i have been unable to bash her properly, misdirected direct hit,
> and for pete's sake we are protective around here '-)
> tess
>
> Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu wrote:
>
> > >
> > >
> > >like him.............like him, hell yeah, lots people like him, love him,
> > >adore every morsel they can get about him, talk about him every day, have
> > >tons of fun with like minded people, know he is a fantastic actor, a
> > >pretttty good musician, and gods gift to those who SEE him, not just see
> > >him and judge him, he is funny, talented, etheral, sensitive, kind,
> > >generous, fanfuckingtasticly beautiful man. so midget your lose, get a
> > >clue, you don't belong here, this is a place for keanu lovers not little
> > >mini-mail people who show up to put down keanu and his talents. :-( tess
> >
> > Tess, I do believe that's the most I've ever heard you say!
> >
> > ~Janice~
> >
> > "Well we got no class, and we got no principles, and we got no innocence, we
> > can't even think of a word that rhymes..."
> >
> > ~Alice Cooper/School's Out~
> > {More true today than ever...}
>
Thorne
with us.
Thorne
mid...@mini-mail.com wrote:
>
> Morons. You look up to people like Keanu and idolise him because your
> pathetic little lives are worth nothing.
Ionvideo
> Morons. You look up to people like Keanu and idolise him because your
pathetic little lives are worth nothing. <
I for one can't help it. The man is almost 10" taller than me. And btw, there
is no one like Keanu.
:) paige
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
>happy!
>
>Thorne
Wow, I wish I knew someone who did. My friend told me once that he was
gorgeous, and now she is acting like she never noticed! I hate that! And she
keeps referring to him as "that guy you like"...oh, like she doesn't?!
~Pissed Peach~
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
>there are
>just way to many who's that, for me to let it rest
>tess
I agree. I think you just don't hear about the K-lovers as much, because we
don't write columns...maybe we should start! What an idea, huh?! Just picture
it:
GOOD KEANU NEWS!
~Janice~
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
The name of this thread needed changing.
Thorne
Matrix being her favorite movie, and I said "Me too! Plus it has my man
in it..." And she kind of sighed and said, "Oh you mean
K...e...a...n...uuuuu." (all drawn out like that) I just started
laughing.
Thorne
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu wrote:
>
> >I just found out that someone I work with loves Keanu too! I am so
> >happy!
> >
> >Thorne
>
> Wow, I wish I knew someone who did. My friend told me once that he was
> gorgeous, and now she is acting like she never noticed! I hate that! And she
> keeps referring to him as "that guy you like"...oh, like she doesn't?!
>
> ~Pissed Peach~
>
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
>>
>
>
>J
Probably not. And this way the moron most likely will be confused which thread
it is!
~Janice~
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
Janice formerly JeanuLOVESKeanu
>> >Keanu Reeves has got to one of the worst actors ever. This should have
>> >been reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a
>> >bloody awful movie anyway. Why does anyone like him?
>>
>>
>> ~Peaches~
>>
>
>Funny.
>
>JL
Midget set himself up for that one!
~Janice~
Trystilarn
let...@postoffice.swbell.net writes:
>Mini mail (mini must size up your confidence
>and brain capacity), get a life, you're in the wrong
>group. Shenanigans like that don't work around here.
>-Nena aka Cyberminx
Worked quite well, actually.
Trolls post to get reactions. They got a reaction.
Mission accomplished.
Col. Sphinx Drummond
> "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sph...@swbell.net> wrote:
>
> >mid...@mini-mail.com wrote:
> >
> >> Morons. You look up to people like Keanu and idolise him because your
> >> pathetic little lives are worth nothing.
> >
> >That's not true, I'm worth thousands of dollars.
>
> That's not true unless you tell us the currency and exchange rate.
Ring please?
-Hector
mid...@mini-mail.com
Actually, he is higher than god. He is a ownder of creation. If anyone
elso says anything bad about keanureeves from now on i will personally
hunt them down and give them the beating of their life. No one must
blacken the image of the wonderful almighty keanureeves.
let...@postoffice.swbell.net
-Nena aka Cyberminx
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches
>Actually, he is higher than god. He is a ownder of creation. If anyone
>elso says anything bad about keanureeves from now on i will personally
>hunt them down and give them the beating of their life. No one must
>blacken the image of the wonderful almighty keanureeves.
Now you are making sense. The AFKR saves another non-believer!
~Peaches~
RABinME
Here ya go, pal! [tossing Preciousss to Hector - or do I need to get it back
frok Liv?
Liv, do you have the ring?]
Smooooches...
Sophia
RABinME
almost 10" taller than me.
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches
>almost 10" taller than me.
>
>Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
12 inches here! ;-)
~Peach Short Cake~
This one's for Keanu:
"Where you're from it's a long way, oh my love it's a long way..."
FIREBALL by the greatest rock n' roll band of ALL time...DEEP PURPLE
Hvnlymesgr
>pathetic little lives are worth nothing.
>
And you come here on a fan NG to bash a actor you don't like just to aggrivate
the fans, because your pathetic little life is worth nothing.
I'm Keanu Reeves guardian angel.
Check out my Keanu website http://members.aol.com/Hvnlymesgr/Keanu.html
RABinME
Ionvideo
> I have reformed. I now love keanureeves. To me, keanureeves is god. Actually,
he is higher than god. He is a ownder of creation. If anyone elso says anything
bad about keanureeves from now on i will personally
hunt them down and give them the beating of their life. No one must blacken the
image of the wonderful almighty keanureeves. <
OK. The other gods on Mt. Olympus will accept your lamentation on one
condition: you must bring us a hair from Charlie Sheen's beard, another from
Casey Affleck's nose, one more from Melissa Rivers' armpit and last but not
least, an ear hair from Howard Stern. If you accomplish these feats in a
timely manner, we will let you participate in the making of a midget-shaped
voodoo doll, and, if you're really really good and properly contrite, we'll let
you poke the first pin in, anywhere you want. After that it's free reign. I
for one am going to aim somewhere VERY FREAKING PRIVATE AND MOST CERTAINLY
PAINFUL.
:) athena
mab
OK. The other gods on Mt. Olympus will accept your
> lamentation on one
> condition: you must bring us a hair from Charlie
> Sheen's beard, another from
> Casey Affleck's nose, one more from Melissa Rivers'
> armpit and last but not
> least, an ear hair from Howard Stern. If you
> accomplish these feats in a
> timely manner, we will let you participate in the
> making of a midget-shaped
> voodoo doll, and, if you're really really good and
> properly contrite, we'll let
> you poke the first pin in, anywhere you want. After
> that it's free reign. I
> for one am going to aim somewhere VERY FREAKING
> PRIVATE AND MOST CERTAINLY
> PAINFUL.
> :) athena
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Thorne
(feelin' tall all of a sudden)
MATRinItyX303
been reinforced with is wooden performance in THE MATRIX, which was a
bloody awful movie anyway. Why does anyone like him? >>
Well, I believe I speak for us all when we say we respect your opinion.. only
because everyone is entitled to their own though. So why do we like Keanu?
Unlike you we think he can act. And the Matrix.."wooden performance"?! Don't
even go there because that movie rocked. Just like all his other movies of
course. (let's not forget them) He is also intelligent, sweet, and SEXY!!!!!!
If you're not a Keanu fan don't bother to come here and waste your time dissing
him. Any Keanu FANS who wanna add feel free.
MATRinItyX303
Actually, he is higher than god. He is a ownder of creation. If anyone
elso says anything bad about keanureeves from now on i will personally
hunt them down and give them the beating of their life. No one must
blacken the image of the wonderful almighty keanureeves. >>
Midget, Midget,Midget, my little friend..do I sense a tone of sarcasm?? And why
the sudden change couldn't take it that you were getting pushed around by
Keanu's fans? If indeed you have changed, then hallelujah.
Trystilarn
>Thorne
>(feelin' tall all of a sudden)
>>Paige wrote:
>>I for one can't help it. The man is
>>almost 10" taller than me.
>>>Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
>>> 12 inches here! ;-)
>>> ~Peach Short Cake~
You crazy bitches talking lyin' down ?
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches
to get quoted!)
>Well, I believe I speak for us all when we say we respect your opinion.. only
>because everyone is entitled to their own though. So why do we like Keanu?
>Unlike you we think he can act. And the Matrix.."wooden performance"?! Don't
>even go there because that movie rocked. Just like all his other movies of
>course. (let's not forget them) He is also intelligent, sweet, and
>SEXY!!!!!!
>If you're not a Keanu fan don't bother to come here and waste your time
>dissing
>him. Any Keanu FANS who wanna add feel free.
Not bad for a newbie! Thanks for your 2 cents, Liz.
~Peaches~
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches
>
>Thorne
>(feelin' tall all of a sudden)
I got all excited until I saw the "taller than me" part!
~Piki~
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches
>
>Actually,
>he is higher than god. He is a ownder of creation. If anyone elso says
>anything
>bad about keanureeves from now on i will personally
>hunt them down and give them the beating of their life. No one must blacken
>the
>image of the wonderful almighty keanureeves. <
>
>condition: you must bring us a hair from Charlie Sheen's beard, another from
>Casey Affleck's nose, one more from Melissa Rivers' armpit and last but not
>least, an ear hair from Howard Stern. If you accomplish these feats in a
>timely manner, we will let you participate in the making of a midget-shaped
>voodoo doll, and, if you're really really good and properly contrite, we'll
>let
>you poke the first pin in, anywhere you want. After that it's free reign. I
>for one am going to aim somewhere VERY FREAKING PRIVATE AND MOST CERTAINLY
>PAINFUL.
>
>:) athena
No, no, no...I think he has to REALLY prove himself. I want him to bring us
Rupaul's pubic hair! NO helping us make the voodoo doll and we get to make it
with a VERY small dick to match his brain! And I get dibbs after Paige to poke
the doll, keeping in mind I am from NY City where people don't fuck around!
~Piki BOO~
Thorne
here! I'd be doing some ummmm.....measuring. Yeah, measuring.
Thorne
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches wrote:
>
> I got all excited until I saw the "taller than me" part!
>
> ~Piki~
>
MATRinItyX303
>(Snipping the original nasty post because pathetic loser morons don't deserve
to get quoted!)
>Well, I believe I speak for us all when we say we respect your opinion.. only
>because everyone is entitled to their own though. So why do we like Keanu?
>Unlike you we think he can act. And the Matrix.."wooden performance"?! Don't
>even go there because that movie rocked. Just like all his other movies of
>course. (let's not forget them) He is also intelligent, sweet, and
>SEXY!!!!!!
>If you're not a Keanu fan don't bother to come here and waste your time
>dissing
>him. Any Keanu FANS who wanna add feel free.
Not bad for a newbie! Thanks for your 2 cents, Liz.
~Peaches~ >>
Oh, why thank-you. Anyone who messes with my babe and disses him is gonna get
it.
~Liz~
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches
>Not bad for a newbie! Thanks for your 2 cents, Liz.
>
>~Peaches~ >>
>
>Oh, why thank-you. Anyone who messes with my babe and disses him is gonna
>get
>it.
>~Liz~
You go girl!
MATRinItyX303
You go girl!
~Piki~
>>
Thanks, but isn't it all in the line of duty for a devoted fan to stick up for
their man?
Piki is Hawaiian for Peaches
>for
>their man?
Oh, ABSOLUTELY!
~Peaches~
MATRinItyX303
>for
>their man?
Oh, ABSOLUTELY!
~Peaches~
This one's for Keanu:
"Where you're from it's a long way, oh my love it's a long way..."
FIREBALL by the greatest rock n' roll >>
So there you have it. That's why I had to stick up for him and not midget
man..
Iseultnel
>>
>> And you come here on a fan NG to bash a actor you don't like just to
>aggrivate
>> the fans, because your pathetic little life is worth nothing.
>>
>
>
We have a saying on Alt.disney.disneyland. It says, "Don't poke the troll."
Teri Pope
Historian-Genius-Adventuress
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzski
"Its what you learn after you know it all that counts." -Jimmy Williams
Ionvideo
> We have a saying on Alt.disney.disneyland. It says, "Don't poke the troll."
<
Aaah, but what if we like poking trolls?
"Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones."
That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked
his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and
tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to
the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk
home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and
so,
Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.
:) paige, baa-aa-a
syna...@usa.netnospam
wrote:
<>> And you come here on a fan NG to bash a actor you don't like just
to
<>aggrivate
<>> the fans, because your pathetic little life is worth nothing.
<>>
<>
<>I think she comes to get get like a response like yours.
<>
<
<We have a saying on Alt.disney.disneyland. It says, "Don't poke the
troll."
<Teri Pope
Oh No!! Is this what we're coming to? First we attract the S-M crowd,
and now we're attracting the Disney folks? Was it dick talk that
brought you here Teri? Wait 'til Keanu's security folks get wind of
this... Oh...the shame...
_______________________
syna...@usa.netnospam
Carrie
> Oh No!! Is this what we're coming to? First we attract the S-M crowd,
> and now we're attracting the Disney folks? Was it dick talk that
> brought you here Teri? Wait 'til Keanu's security folks get wind of
> this... Oh...the shame...
> _______________________
> syna...@usa.netnospam
The security sphincter tightens even more.
syna...@usa.netnospam
wrote:
Bwahahaha!!!
"security folks get wind" \security sphincter
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