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CJGoguen

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will someone post some pics here in this
newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-
bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

> will someone post some pics here in this
> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????

http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.

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Donnie

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John A Sharp

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Sorry we cant....its a not a binaries group


CJGoguen wrote in message <19990609172649...@ng-bd1.aol.com>...

John A Sharp

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John A Sharp

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Benzo

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it's not a parrot group too.

John A Sharp <annet...@a1.com.au> a écrit dans le message :
7jobkp$qvu$1...@news.mel.aone.net.au...

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37b17b79....@news2.bit-
net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

> On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 17:36:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-
> >bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> will someone post some pics here in this
> >> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????
> >
> >http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.
>
> Hey punk...get the hell outta here! ;)

Damn Critter, I was just about to invite you over. :)

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey ben...@videotron.ca, in article
<Vl%73.831$nC.2...@weber.videotron.net>, you made me wonder, "are you
talking to me?"

> it's not a parrot group too.

It's a pigeon group. Coz Critter is a pigeon chested tosser. :p

John A Sharp

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CJGoguen wrote in message <19990609172649...@ng-bd1.aol.com>...

Critter

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On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 17:36:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-

>bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"


>> will someone post some pics here in this
>> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????
>

>http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.

Hey punk...get the hell outta here! ;)

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Critter

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On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 17:36:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-
>bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> will someone post some pics here in this
>> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????
>
>http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.

Quite a few pics, true...but not quite ALL the Kate pics I
want...
They're missing the one of Kate with her lips wrapped around
my _____ :P

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37b37d02....@news2.bit-
net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

> On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 17:36:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-
> >bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> will someone post some pics here in this
> >> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????
> >
> >http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.
>
> Quite a few pics, true...but not quite ALL the Kate pics I
> want...
> They're missing the one of Kate with her lips wrapped around
> my _____ :P

I made her promise not to publish the picts with her legs wrapped around
my head. :D~~~~~~~

Critter

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On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:36:00 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37b17b79....@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 17:36:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-
>> >bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> >> will someone post some pics here in this
>> >> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????
>> >
>> >http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.
>>

>> Hey punk...get the hell outta here! ;)
>

>Damn Critter, I was just about to invite you over. :)

So I'm not alone in my perception that the Usenet (and
especially the NG's you and I frequent) is really just one big, slow
IRC network? :)

Critter

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On Fri, 11 Jun 1999 11:15:52 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37b37d02....@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 17:36:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-
>> >bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> >> will someone post some pics here in this
>> >> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????
>> >
>> >http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.
>>

>> Quite a few pics, true...but not quite ALL the Kate pics I
>> want...
>> They're missing the one of Kate with her lips wrapped around
>> my _____ :P
>
>I made her promise not to publish the picts with her legs wrapped around
>my head. :D~~~~~~~

LOL... :D
Good thing for you they *don't* publish those, son...you might
find yourself removed from any bodypart that'd touched Kate's sacred
plz :P

Critter

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On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 22:08:40 +1000, "John A Sharp"
<annet...@a1.com.au> wrote:

>Sorry we cant....its a not a binaries group
>
>

True thing. There's no traffic here, but it's a damn good
thing we're enforcing no binaries! ;)
Heh...I wonder if there's a reg page here.

Critter

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On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:36:21 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey ben...@videotron.ca, in article
><Vl%73.831$nC.2...@weber.videotron.net>, you made me wonder, "are you
>talking to me?"


>> it's not a parrot group too.
>
>It's a pigeon group. Coz Critter is a pigeon chested tosser. :p

<DODO>A pigeon is a bird.</DODO>

Toss THIS!

Critter

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On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:27:05 -0400, "Benzo" <ben...@videotron.ca>
wrote:

>it's not a parrot group too.
>

Le couchon! Le couchon a mange ma bicyclette!

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3764b894...@news2.bit-
net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:36:00 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37b17b79....@news2.bit-
> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 17:36:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >Hey cjgo...@aol.com, in article <19990609172649.04745.00002458@ng-
> >> >bd1.aol.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> >> will someone post some pics here in this
> >> >> newsgroup...........???????????????????????????????
> >> >
> >> >http://kwfc.simplenet.com has all the Kate picts you could ever want.
> >>
> >> Hey punk...get the hell outta here! ;)
> >
> >Damn Critter, I was just about to invite you over. :)
>
> So I'm not alone in my perception that the Usenet (and
> especially the NG's you and I frequent) is really just one big, slow
> IRC network? :)

Yeah :) It isn't as fast as Dalnet, about the same as EFNet, but way
quicker than Undernet, that is for sure.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3768b9ba...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:36:21 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey ben...@videotron.ca, in article
> ><Vl%73.831$nC.2...@weber.videotron.net>, you made me wonder, "are you
> >talking to me?"

> >> it's not a parrot group too.
> >
> >It's a pigeon group. Coz Critter is a pigeon chested tosser. :p
>
> <DODO>A pigeon is a bird.</DODO>
>
> Toss THIS!

Dodo is Dutch.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3766b915...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 22:08:40 +1000, "John A Sharp"
> <annet...@a1.com.au> wrote:
>
> >Sorry we cant....its a not a binaries group
> >
> >
>
> True thing. There's no traffic here, but it's a damn good
> thing we're enforcing no binaries! ;)
> Heh...I wonder if there's a reg page here.

At the moment, we'd be the only two members. :p

Hmmmm...gives me an idea.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3765b8cc...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Fri, 11 Jun 1999 11:15:52 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >
> >I made her promise not to publish the picts with her legs wrapped around
> >my head. :D~~~~~~~
>
> LOL... :D
> Good thing for you they *don't* publish those, son...you might
> find yourself removed from any bodypart that'd touched Kate's sacred
> plz :P

Oh now Critter, must we go about our "I'll rip your tongue out and cut
off yer peter" fantasy?

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3767b952...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:27:05 -0400, "Benzo" <ben...@videotron.ca>
> wrote:
>
> >it's not a parrot group too.
> >
>
> Le couchon! Le couchon a mange ma bicyclette!

Le crouton?

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37720da4....@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:23:15 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3768b9ba...@news2.bit-
> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:36:21 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >Hey ben...@videotron.ca, in article
> >> ><Vl%73.831$nC.2...@weber.videotron.net>, you made me wonder, "are you
> >> >talking to me?"

> >> >> it's not a parrot group too.
> >> >
> >> >It's a pigeon group. Coz Critter is a pigeon chested tosser. :p
> >>
> >> <DODO>A pigeon is a bird.</DODO>
> >>
> >> Toss THIS!
> >
> >Dodo is Dutch.
>
> Klingons have invaded Holland?
> Well, they *do* like tulips, I hear.

Keeping this on Kate, does Kate like tulips? :) Does she like tiptoeing
through the tulips in the buff? :)

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <376f0d3e....@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:25:08 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3765b8cc...@news2.bit-

> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Fri, 11 Jun 1999 11:15:52 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >I made her promise not to publish the picts with her legs wrapped around
> >> >my head. :D~~~~~~~
> >>
> >> LOL... :D
> >> Good thing for you they *don't* publish those, son...you might
> >> find yourself removed from any bodypart that'd touched Kate's sacred
> >> plz :P
> >
> >Oh now Critter, must we go about our "I'll rip your tongue out and cut
> >off yer peter" fantasy?
>
> Why not infect yet another newsgroup with our lunatic glee?

While making virtually all off topic posts? :) Stacy and I brought our
lunatic glee to alt.bitch.pork, but sadly she left there, or so I
thought.

Remember, if Heavnely Creatures taught us anything, it's good to be mad!
After all Professor Hulme was mad, and it made him quite rich.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <376e0cb8....@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:18:04 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3764b894...@news2.bit-

> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >>
> >> So I'm not alone in my perception that the Usenet (and
> >> especially the NG's you and I frequent) is really just one big, slow
> >> IRC network? :)
> >
> >Yeah :) It isn't as fast as Dalnet, about the same as EFNet, but way
> >quicker than Undernet, that is for sure.
>
> /join #sexwithpuppies
> /kill ash...@ihug.co.nz
>
> :)

Trevor is good fun really. I was almost considering doing with Kate,
what he does with Geri here, but then I thought better of it. Not
everybody here knows me, so I don't want any men in white coats visiting
me at 3am tonight. :)

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37710d7e....@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:24:07 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3766b915...@news2.bit-

> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 22:08:40 +1000, "John A Sharp"
> >> <annet...@a1.com.au> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Sorry we cant....its a not a binaries group
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> True thing. There's no traffic here, but it's a damn good
> >> thing we're enforcing no binaries! ;)
> >> Heh...I wonder if there's a reg page here.
> >
> >At the moment, we'd be the only two members. :p
> >
>
> Heh...we could invite Lulu over here for a little exitement...
> ;)

"Kate Winslet is a fat sodding cow. You could fit 3 Geri Halliwells and
2 Emma Bunnytons in her Oscar dress. I myself prefer Kate Moss, she is
the perfect picture of health"

Hmmmm, I better shut up, I almost got in trouble on amsg for doing that.

:p

> >Hmmmm...gives me an idea.
>

> Me too. C'mere Emma...

Hmmm, Kate and Emma nude oil wrestling? :P`````````

Critter

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On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:18:04 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3764b894...@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>>

>> So I'm not alone in my perception that the Usenet (and
>> especially the NG's you and I frequent) is really just one big, slow
>> IRC network? :)
>
>Yeah :) It isn't as fast as Dalnet, about the same as EFNet, but way
>quicker than Undernet, that is for sure.

/join #sexwithpuppies
/kill ash...@ihug.co.nz

:)

--

Critter

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On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:25:08 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3765b8cc...@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Fri, 11 Jun 1999 11:15:52 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >I made her promise not to publish the picts with her legs wrapped around
>> >my head. :D~~~~~~~
>>
>> LOL... :D
>> Good thing for you they *don't* publish those, son...you might
>> find yourself removed from any bodypart that'd touched Kate's sacred
>> plz :P
>
>Oh now Critter, must we go about our "I'll rip your tongue out and cut
>off yer peter" fantasy?

Why not infect yet another newsgroup with our lunatic glee?

--

Critter

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On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:24:07 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3766b915...@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 22:08:40 +1000, "John A Sharp"
>> <annet...@a1.com.au> wrote:
>>
>> >Sorry we cant....its a not a binaries group
>> >
>> >
>>
>> True thing. There's no traffic here, but it's a damn good
>> thing we're enforcing no binaries! ;)
>> Heh...I wonder if there's a reg page here.
>
>At the moment, we'd be the only two members. :p
>

Heh...we could invite Lulu over here for a little exitement...
;)

>Hmmmm...gives me an idea.

Me too. C'mere Emma...

--

Critter

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On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:23:15 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3768b9ba...@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:36:21 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Hey ben...@videotron.ca, in article
>> ><Vl%73.831$nC.2...@weber.videotron.net>, you made me wonder, "are you
>> >talking to me?"


>> >> it's not a parrot group too.
>> >
>> >It's a pigeon group. Coz Critter is a pigeon chested tosser. :p
>>
>> <DODO>A pigeon is a bird.</DODO>
>>
>> Toss THIS!
>
>Dodo is Dutch.

Klingons have invaded Holland?
Well, they *do* like tulips, I hear.

--

Critter

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On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 23:39:00 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <376e0cb8....@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:18:04 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3764b894...@news2.bit-


>> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> >>

>> >> So I'm not alone in my perception that the Usenet (and
>> >> especially the NG's you and I frequent) is really just one big, slow
>> >> IRC network? :)
>> >
>> >Yeah :) It isn't as fast as Dalnet, about the same as EFNet, but way
>> >quicker than Undernet, that is for sure.
>>
>> /join #sexwithpuppies
>> /kill ash...@ihug.co.nz
>>
>> :)
>

>Trevor is good fun really.

No doubt! We seem to be running out of village idiots...but
Trevor sticks around :)

>I was almost considering doing with Kate,
>what he does with Geri here, but then I thought better of it.

LOL :D I wish I'd've thought of that :D


>Not everybody here knows me, so I don't want any men in
>white coats visiting me at 3am tonight. :)

Trevor goes for days at a time without medication...why
couldn't you?

Critter

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On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 23:40:21 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>> Heh...we could invite Lulu over here for a little exitement...
>> ;)
>

>"Kate Winslet is a fat sodding cow. You could fit 3 Geri Halliwells and
>2 Emma Bunnytons in her Oscar dress. I myself prefer Kate Moss, she is
>the perfect picture of health"
>

LOL...you know how old that thread is, right? And the fact
that you remember some of what was said word for word...
Hell, what am I saying...I prolly have those articles archived
somewhere :D

>Hmmmm, I better shut up, I almost got in trouble on amsg for doing that.
>:p
>

Heh...we need a break from the religious wars and white
trashing over there!



>> >Hmmmm...gives me an idea.
>>
>> Me too. C'mere Emma...
>

>Hmmm, Kate and Emma nude oil wrestling? :P`````````

*schplotz*
Dammit, there you go again!

Critter

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On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 23:34:54 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37720da4....@news2.bit-

>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 18:23:15 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3768b9ba...@news2.bit-

>> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> >> On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 23:36:21 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Hey ben...@videotron.ca, in article

>> >> ><Vl%73.831$nC.2...@weber.videotron.net>, you made me wonder, "are you
>> >> >talking to me?"


>> >> >> it's not a parrot group too.
>> >> >
>> >> >It's a pigeon group. Coz Critter is a pigeon chested tosser. :p
>> >>
>> >> <DODO>A pigeon is a bird.</DODO>
>> >>
>> >> Toss THIS!
>> >
>> >Dodo is Dutch.
>>
>> Klingons have invaded Holland?
>> Well, they *do* like tulips, I hear.
>

>Keeping this on Kate, does Kate like tulips? :) Does she like tiptoeing
>through the tulips in the buff? :)

I like Kate's tu lips. I like Kate's four lips, for that
matter :D ~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37af3b2a....@news2.bit-
Hips, lips, tits, power!

BTW, what about that "Engerized by Kate's PLZ" sign, huh? huh?

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37ae3a9c....@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 23:40:21 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >> Heh...we could invite Lulu over here for a little exitement...
> >> ;)
> >
> >"Kate Winslet is a fat sodding cow. You could fit 3 Geri Halliwells and
> >2 Emma Bunnytons in her Oscar dress. I myself prefer Kate Moss, she is
> >the perfect picture of health"
> >
>
> LOL...you know how old that thread is, right? And the fact
> that you remember some of what was said word for word...

All of it, I think. I just added the bit about Kate Moss for shits and
giggles.

> >Hmmmm, I better shut up, I almost got in trouble on amsg for doing that.
> >:p
> >
>
> Heh...we need a break from the religious wars and white
> trashing over there!

Well, yeah. Just sling an old friends name though the mud, behind their
back, on another ng. That is my way. :p



> >> >Hmmmm...gives me an idea.
> >>
> >> Me too. C'mere Emma...
> >
> >Hmmm, Kate and Emma nude oil wrestling? :P`````````
>
> *schplotz*
> Dammit, there you go again!

It's fun being a dirty, old man.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37ac38a7....@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 23:39:00 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
>
> >I was almost considering doing with Kate,
> >what he does with Geri here, but then I thought better of it.
>
> LOL :D I wish I'd've thought of that :D

Didn't you say you frequent this place though? They know you though, so
it wouldn't be a surprise. :( I guess it would be one of those "Critter
is freaking out" things though.


> >Not everybody here knows me, so I don't want any men in
> >white coats visiting me at 3am tonight. :)
>
> Trevor goes for days at a time without medication...why
> couldn't you?

Jail time is not worth it.

Critter

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On Sun, 13 Jun 1999 18:39:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37ac38a7....@news2.bit-
>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 23:39:00 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>>
>> >I was almost considering doing with Kate,
>> >what he does with Geri here, but then I thought better of it.
>>
>> LOL :D I wish I'd've thought of that :D
>
>Didn't you say you frequent this place though? They know you though, so
>it wouldn't be a surprise. :( I guess it would be one of those "Critter
>is freaking out" things though.
>

Not for a while. This place gets boring when no one responds
to my lunatic rantings!

>> >Not everybody here knows me, so I don't want any men in
>> >white coats visiting me at 3am tonight. :)
>>
>> Trevor goes for days at a time without medication...why
>> couldn't you?
>
>Jail time is not worth it.

Oh c'mon...you like group showers. Admit it.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3766b03...@news2.bit-net.com>,
you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Sun, 13 Jun 1999 18:39:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >
> >Didn't you say you frequent this place though? They know you though, so
> >it wouldn't be a surprise. :( I guess it would be one of those "Critter
> >is freaking out" things though.
> >
>
> Not for a while. This place gets boring when no one responds

And now David has said he will no longer read posts by either of us.
Such a sad day for me. I don't think I'll ever get over it.

> >Jail time is not worth it.
>
> Oh c'mon...you like group showers. Admit it.

If I'm the only man there :)))))

Robert

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"Rev. Austin Powers" wrote:

Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.

Robert
--
"He said: We will win Game 6, he has just picked up the hat trick!" Gary
Thorne, ESPN announcer on Mark Messier's third goal: Game 6, 1994 Eastern
Conference Finals.


Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey blues...@mediaone.net, in article
<37665D29...@mediaone.net>, you made me wonder, "are you talking
to me?"
>
> Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
> Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
> the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.

Well, it wasn't directed at you, just in general, this ng is very quiet.
I've often found, that for a ng to thrive and survive, some off topic
banter usually has to come into play.

--

Donnie

A living, breathing contradiction:
http://www.freespeech.org/geri_web/

Robert

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"Rev. Austin Powers" wrote:

Okay, lets go. What was your take on HK? I'd put it ahead of Titanic, but that's
me.

Critter

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On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 16:26:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3766b03...@news2.bit-net.com>,

>you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Sun, 13 Jun 1999 18:39:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Didn't you say you frequent this place though? They know you though, so
>> >it wouldn't be a surprise. :( I guess it would be one of those "Critter
>> >is freaking out" things though.
>> >
>>
>> Not for a while. This place gets boring when no one responds
>
>And now David has said he will no longer read posts by either of us.
>Such a sad day for me. I don't think I'll ever get over it.
>

Heh...his little fit was kinda cool, eh? ;)

>> >Jail time is not worth it.
>>
>> Oh c'mon...you like group showers. Admit it.
>
>If I'm the only man there :)))))

One man among coutless bars of soap...

Critter

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On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 14:03:21 +0000, Robert <blues...@mediaone.net>
wrote:

>Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
>Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
>the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.
>

>Robert

Those bastards!

Critter

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On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 17:26:50 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey blues...@mediaone.net, in article
><37665D29...@mediaone.net>, you made me wonder, "are you talking
>to me?"
>>

>> Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
>> Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
>> the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.
>

>Well, it wasn't directed at you, just in general, this ng is very quiet.
>I've often found, that for a ng to thrive and survive, some off topic
>banter usually has to come into play.

Case in point: alt.music.spice-girls would be DEAD if it were
a moderated, forced on-topic group!

Critter

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On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 21:01:40 +0000, Robert <blues...@mediaone.net>
wrote:

>"Rev. Austin Powers" wrote:
>
>> Hey blues...@mediaone.net, in article
>> <37665D29...@mediaone.net>, you made me wonder, "are you talking
>> to me?"
>> >
>> > Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
>> > Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
>> > the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.
>>
>> Well, it wasn't directed at you, just in general, this ng is very quiet.
>> I've often found, that for a ng to thrive and survive, some off topic
>> banter usually has to come into play.
>>

>> --
>>
>> Donnie
>>
>> A living, breathing contradiction:
>> http://www.freespeech.org/geri_web/
>
>Okay, lets go. What was your take on HK? I'd put it ahead of Titanic, but that's
>me.
>
>Robert

Not bad, but not quite on Titanic scale.
I think it all comes down to the shot in Titanic where
everyone's running for the front of the boat and there's a close up
shot of Kate's face whipping around...wet hair, big eyes, those
gorgeous lips.... Only lasts 2 seconds, but with DVD those 2
seconds'll last for hours!

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379592fb...@news2.bit-
net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

> On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 17:26:50 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey blues...@mediaone.net, in article
> ><37665D29...@mediaone.net>, you made me wonder, "are you talking
> >to me?"
> >>
> >> Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
> >> Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
> >> the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.
> >
> >Well, it wasn't directed at you, just in general, this ng is very quiet.
> >I've often found, that for a ng to thrive and survive, some off topic
> >banter usually has to come into play.
>
> Case in point: alt.music.spice-girls would be DEAD if it were
> a moderated, forced on-topic group!

I'm shocked GCarras hasn't suggested it yet, since he wanted to do the
same with the Warner animation group.

--

Donnie

She's in fashion:
http://www.freespeech.org/geri_web/

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379bb096...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> Not bad, but not quite on Titanic scale.
> I think it all comes down to the shot in Titanic where
> everyone's running for the front of the boat and there's a close up
> shot of Kate's face whipping around...wet hair, big eyes, those
> gorgeous lips.... Only lasts 2 seconds, but with DVD those 2
> seconds'll last for hours!

Kind of like Emma's jiggling thigh? :)

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379292ac...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 16:26:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3766b03...@news2.bit-net.com>,
> >you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Sun, 13 Jun 1999 18:39:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Didn't you say you frequent this place though? They know you though, so
> >> >it wouldn't be a surprise. :( I guess it would be one of those "Critter
> >> >is freaking out" things though.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Not for a while. This place gets boring when no one responds
> >
> >And now David has said he will no longer read posts by either of us.
> >Such a sad day for me. I don't think I'll ever get over it.
> >
>
> Heh...his little fit was kinda cool, eh? ;)

I feel the way Dick felt on the Bon Jovi ng, and Rod felt on the Motley
Crue ng I'm sure. I've finally reached the level of my idols.

> >> >Jail time is not worth it.
> >>
> >> Oh c'mon...you like group showers. Admit it.
> >
> >If I'm the only man there :)))))
>
> One man among coutless bars of soap...

I'd make it extra slippery. "Awwww, what a shame, Emma dropped the soap,
HELLO! Oh no, now Kate too? What did I do to ever deserve such luck?"

Rev. Austin Powers

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net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 12:19:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379bb096...@news2.bit-

> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> Not bad, but not quite on Titanic scale.
> >> I think it all comes down to the shot in Titanic where
> >> everyone's running for the front of the boat and there's a close up
> >> shot of Kate's face whipping around...wet hair, big eyes, those
> >> gorgeous lips.... Only lasts 2 seconds, but with DVD those 2
> >> seconds'll last for hours!
> >
> >Kind of like Emma's jiggling thigh? :)
>
> LOL...the joys of DVD, my friend!

Oh yes!

> BTW...DIVX is officially dead. Discontinued this morning! :D

Yeah! I was getting a good laugh out of that today. I noticed Jerkoff
City took down their giant "Home of DIVX!!" sign today.

Rev. Austin Powers

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net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 12:19:14 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379592fb...@news2.bit-

> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 17:26:50 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >Hey blues...@mediaone.net, in article
> >> ><37665D29...@mediaone.net>, you made me wonder, "are you talking
> >> >to me?"
> >> >>
> >> >> Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
> >> >> Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
> >> >> the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.
> >> >
> >> >Well, it wasn't directed at you, just in general, this ng is very quiet.
> >> >I've often found, that for a ng to thrive and survive, some off topic
> >> >banter usually has to come into play.
> >>
> >> Case in point: alt.music.spice-girls would be DEAD if it were
> >> a moderated, forced on-topic group!
> >
> >I'm shocked GCarras hasn't suggested it yet, since he wanted to do the
> >same with the Warner animation group.
>
> Where is that retard posting these days? I'm tempted to go
> look him up on Deja and follow him around the Usenet, mercilessly
> making fun of his semicolon usage :P

He was on the warner ng, then when I started to troll him there, he
left.

Rev. Austin Powers

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net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:02:58 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >He was on the warner ng, then when I started to troll him there, he
> >left.
>
> Trolling for fun and profit?

For shits and giggles actually.

Critter

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On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 12:19:56 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379bb096...@news2.bit-

>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> Not bad, but not quite on Titanic scale.
>> I think it all comes down to the shot in Titanic where
>> everyone's running for the front of the boat and there's a close up
>> shot of Kate's face whipping around...wet hair, big eyes, those
>> gorgeous lips.... Only lasts 2 seconds, but with DVD those 2
>> seconds'll last for hours!
>
>Kind of like Emma's jiggling thigh? :)

LOL...the joys of DVD, my friend!

BTW...DIVX is officially dead. Discontinued this morning! :D

--

Critter

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On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 12:19:14 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379592fb...@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 17:26:50 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Hey blues...@mediaone.net, in article
>> ><37665D29...@mediaone.net>, you made me wonder, "are you talking
>> >to me?"
>> >>

>> >> Hey! I take exception to that! I've posted a few Kate questions, such as best
>> >> Photoshop techniques for making Kate look better, American watchers of HK, and
>> >> the like. Whatever you want to call it, there was no response.
>> >
>> >Well, it wasn't directed at you, just in general, this ng is very quiet.
>> >I've often found, that for a ng to thrive and survive, some off topic
>> >banter usually has to come into play.
>>
>> Case in point: alt.music.spice-girls would be DEAD if it were
>> a moderated, forced on-topic group!
>
>I'm shocked GCarras hasn't suggested it yet, since he wanted to do the
>same with the Warner animation group.

Where is that retard posting these days? I'm tempted to go
look him up on Deja and follow him around the Usenet, mercilessly
making fun of his semicolon usage :P

--

Critter

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On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 12:21:34 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379292ac...@news2.bit-


>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 16:26:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3766b03...@news2.bit-net.com>,

>> >you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> >> On Sun, 13 Jun 1999 18:39:06 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Didn't you say you frequent this place though? They know you though, so
>> >> >it wouldn't be a surprise. :( I guess it would be one of those "Critter
>> >> >is freaking out" things though.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Not for a while. This place gets boring when no one responds
>> >
>> >And now David has said he will no longer read posts by either of us.
>> >Such a sad day for me. I don't think I'll ever get over it.
>> >
>>
>> Heh...his little fit was kinda cool, eh? ;)
>
>I feel the way Dick felt on the Bon Jovi ng, and Rod felt on the Motley
>Crue ng I'm sure. I've finally reached the level of my idols.
>

Fully gratifying, I'm sure.
Personallyl, I'm going for the adma angle...

>> >> >Jail time is not worth it.
>> >>
>> >> Oh c'mon...you like group showers. Admit it.
>> >
>> >If I'm the only man there :)))))
>>
>> One man among coutless bars of soap...
>
>I'd make it extra slippery. "Awwww, what a shame, Emma dropped the soap,
>HELLO! Oh no, now Kate too? What did I do to ever deserve such luck?"

Kate vs. Emma Jell-O wrestling?
No hairpulling allowed, any girl who still has her bikini on
after 30 seconds feels the wrath of my french tickler :P

Critter

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On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:02:58 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>He was on the warner ng, then when I started to troll him there, he
>left.

Trolling for fun and profit?

--

Critter

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On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:01:46 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Yeah! I was getting a good laugh out of that today. I noticed Jerkoff
>City took down their giant "Home of DIVX!!" sign today.

I went to CC and begged them to sell me a DIVX player today.
HEH HEH HEH >:}

Critter

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On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:27:31 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379e668b...@news2.bit-

>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:02:58 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >He was on the warner ng, then when I started to troll him there, he
>> >left.
>>
>> Trolling for fun and profit?
>

>For shits and giggles actually.

Back to the Gits and shingles again...

Rev. Austin Powers

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net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:01:46 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Yeah! I was getting a good laugh out of that today. I noticed Jerkoff
> >City took down their giant "Home of DIVX!!" sign today.
>
> I went to CC and begged them to sell me a DIVX player today.
> HEH HEH HEH >:}

LOLOLOLOL. What did the sales person say?

Rev. Austin Powers

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net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:27:31 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <379e668b...@news2.bit-
> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:02:58 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >He was on the warner ng, then when I started to troll him there, he
> >> >left.
> >>
> >> Trolling for fun and profit?
> >
> >For shits and giggles actually.
>
> Back to the Gits and shingles again...

For gits and shelias.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37884dca...@news2.bit-

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> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 12:21:34 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >>
> >> Heh...his little fit was kinda cool, eh? ;)
> >
> >I feel the way Dick felt on the Bon Jovi ng, and Rod felt on the Motley
> >Crue ng I'm sure. I've finally reached the level of my idols.
> >
>
> Fully gratifying, I'm sure.
> Personallyl, I'm going for the adma angle...

To confuse everybody of your age, gender, etc? :)

> >I'd make it extra slippery. "Awwww, what a shame, Emma dropped the soap,
> >HELLO! Oh no, now Kate too? What did I do to ever deserve such luck?"
>
> Kate vs. Emma Jell-O wrestling?

I still think nude oil wrestling would be best for some reason :)

> No hairpulling allowed, any girl who still has her bikini on
> after 30 seconds feels the wrath of my french tickler :P

Are you gonna slap them across the arse with your schlong? :)

Critter

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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On Thu, 17 Jun 1999 14:29:05 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37a1689b...@news2.bit-

>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:01:46 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Yeah! I was getting a good laugh out of that today. I noticed Jerkoff
>> >City took down their giant "Home of DIVX!!" sign today.
>>
>> I went to CC and begged them to sell me a DIVX player today.
>> HEH HEH HEH >:}
>
>LOLOLOLOL. What did the sales person say?

Heh...the idiot tried to tell me that DIVX never got a fair
chance in the market, that all the "horrible lies and misinformation"
about his format were totally unfounded. He totally refused to listen
to anything I had to say. :)
I used 10 or so CC salesmen to sharpen my teeth last year. NO
retail chain gives me crap. ;D

Rev. Austin Powers

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3769ca77...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Thu, 17 Jun 1999 14:29:05 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37a1689b...@news2.bit-
> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Wed, 16 Jun 1999 23:01:46 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >Yeah! I was getting a good laugh out of that today. I noticed Jerkoff
> >> >City took down their giant "Home of DIVX!!" sign today.
> >>
> >> I went to CC and begged them to sell me a DIVX player today.
> >> HEH HEH HEH >:}
> >
> >LOLOLOLOL. What did the sales person say?
>
> Heh...the idiot tried to tell me that DIVX never got a fair
> chance in the market, that all the "horrible lies and misinformation"
> about his format were totally unfounded. He totally refused to listen
> to anything I had to say. :)

Sounds like something Micro$haft would say. :)

> I used 10 or so CC salesmen to sharpen my teeth last year. NO
> retail chain gives me crap. ;D

Did you give them a good swearing? :)

Critter

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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On Fri, 18 Jun 1999 11:11:20 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Did you give them a good swearing? :)
>

Actually, no. If there's one thing I learned from working at
Wal*Mart, if you can be as loud and attention drawing as possible
without swearing, you can get whatever you want. Be belligerent as
hell. Talk about their shitty service and "110% Guarantee" (that one
always slayed (slew?) me!). Just don't swear...that gives them an
open invitation to dismiss you and show you the sidewalk :)

RapingRetailSpice

Rev. Austin Powers

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3777af87...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Fri, 18 Jun 1999 11:11:20 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Did you give them a good swearing? :)
> >
>
> Actually, no. If there's one thing I learned from working at
> Wal*Mart, if you can be as loud and attention drawing as possible
> without swearing, you can get whatever you want. Be belligerent as
> hell. Talk about their shitty service and "110% Guarantee" (that one
> always slayed (slew?) me!). Just don't swear...that gives them an
> open invitation to dismiss you and show you the sidewalk :)

I bet if you were Tony Montana, and had a big enough gun, they wouldn't
show you out :) "Meet my little friends, motherfucker!"

Rev. Austin Powers

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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That should be singular, i.e., "friend"

--

Donnie

She's in Fashion:
http://www.freespeech.org/geri_web/

Critter

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Jun 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/19/99
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On Fri, 18 Jun 1999 17:49:08 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3777af87...@news2.bit-
>net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
>> On Fri, 18 Jun 1999 11:11:20 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
>> Austin Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >Did you give them a good swearing? :)
>> >
>>
>> Actually, no. If there's one thing I learned from working at
>> Wal*Mart, if you can be as loud and attention drawing as possible
>> without swearing, you can get whatever you want. Be belligerent as
>> hell. Talk about their shitty service and "110% Guarantee" (that one
>> always slayed (slew?) me!). Just don't swear...that gives them an
>> open invitation to dismiss you and show you the sidewalk :)
>
>I bet if you were Tony Montana, and had a big enough gun, they wouldn't
>show you out :) "Meet my little friends, motherfucker!"

Reminds me of something I think I saw in a Clint Eastwood
movie:

If the bastard won't listen to me, he'll ::raising a shotgun::
listen to Reason.

I think I'll name my paintball gun Reason :)

Rev. Austin Powers

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Jun 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/19/99
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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <376b00aa...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On Fri, 18 Jun 1999 17:49:08 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <3777af87...@news2.bit-
> >net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> On Fri, 18 Jun 1999 11:11:20 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> >> Austin Powers) wrote:
> >>
> >> >Did you give them a good swearing? :)
> >> >
> >>
> >> Actually, no. If there's one thing I learned from working at
> >> Wal*Mart, if you can be as loud and attention drawing as possible
> >> without swearing, you can get whatever you want. Be belligerent as
> >> hell. Talk about their shitty service and "110% Guarantee" (that one
> >> always slayed (slew?) me!). Just don't swear...that gives them an
> >> open invitation to dismiss you and show you the sidewalk :)
> >
> >I bet if you were Tony Montana, and had a big enough gun, they wouldn't
> >show you out :) "Meet my little friends, motherfucker!"
>
> Reminds me of something I think I saw in a Clint Eastwood
> movie:
>
> If the bastard won't listen to me, he'll ::raising a shotgun::
> listen to Reason.
>
> I think I'll name my paintball gun Reason :)

Benedict Arnold's b-day: Treason is the reason for the season.

--

Donnie

She's in fashion:
http://www.freespeech.org/geri_web/

lulu

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Jun 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/20/99
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Kate is so beautiful as i am ! hehe..........

Rev. Austin Powers

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Jun 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/20/99
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Hey lu...@ms30.url.com.tw, in article <7kjacd$2t8$1...@news.seed.net.tw>,
you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> Kate is so beautiful as i am ! hehe..........

Are you the real Lulu?

Critter

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Jun 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/21/99
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On 20 Jun 1999 18:02:53 GMT, "lulu" <lu...@ms30.url.com.tw> wrote:

>Kate is so beautiful as i am ! hehe..........
>

Oh soooo close...

Critter

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Jun 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/21/99
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On Sun, 20 Jun 1999 16:52:13 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
Austin Powers) wrote:

>Hey lu...@ms30.url.com.tw, in article <7kjacd$2t8$1...@news.seed.net.tw>,
>you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

>> Kate is so beautiful as i am ! hehe..........
>

>Are you the real Lulu?

'Member how we were talking about Lulu's wonderful grasp of
the English language? Read that little passage again... ;)

Rev. Austin Powers

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Jun 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/21/99
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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37719b4d...@news2.bit-
net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"

> On Sun, 20 Jun 1999 16:52:13 -0400, dogm...@worldnet.att.net (Rev.
> Austin Powers) wrote:
>
> >Hey lu...@ms30.url.com.tw, in article <7kjacd$2t8$1...@news.seed.net.tw>,
> >you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> >> Kate is so beautiful as i am ! hehe..........
> >
> >Are you the real Lulu?
>
> 'Member how we were talking about Lulu's wonderful grasp of
> the English language? Read that little passage again... ;)

I remember when there was two Lulu's on amsg. I kept on the fake one,
and she left the very next day. :) Only funny thing was, her name really
was Lulu, unlike Fabulous Lulu, who's real name is Ally.

Rev. Austin Powers

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Jun 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/21/99
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Hey cri...@bit-net.com, in article <37709b40...@news2.bit-

net.com>, you made me wonder, "are you talking to me?"
> On 20 Jun 1999 18:02:53 GMT, "lulu" <lu...@ms30.url.com.tw> wrote:
>
> >Kate is so beautiful as i am ! hehe..........
> >
>
> Oh soooo close...

Yet so far away.

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