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Raoul Xemblinosky

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Jan 20, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/20/97
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Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>
> The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> >
> > There are two possibilities:
> >
> > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> >
> > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > him:
>
> 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>
> Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)

Roger Williams

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
: Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
: --
: A_A
: John Davis (o o) "An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere."
: ----------oOO-(^)-OOo----------------------------------------------------
: ~ Samuel Johnson
: mailto:jrd...@databasix.com

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Roger Williams

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
: >
: > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
: > >
: > > There are two possibilities:
: > >
: > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
: > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
: > >
: > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
: > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
: > > him:
: >
: > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
: >
: > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
: Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
Palmjob (Clealy, sir, you're not calling Palmjob "excellent")

John Davis

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
: >
: > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
: > >
: > > There are two possibilities:
: > >
: > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
: > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
: > >
: > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
: > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
: > > him:
: >
: > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
: >
: > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
: Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)

Ron's Inspector's Inspector

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Roger Williams <rog...@tiac.net> wrote in article
<5c1od8$9...@news-central.tiac.net>...
> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:

> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : : >
> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : : > >
> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : : > >
> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided
for
> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : : > >
> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is
addressed to
> : : > > him:
> : : >
> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : : >
> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
palmjobhasnojob (giving him time to sit home, whack off, and bug people)
> : --

> : A_A
> : John Davis (o o) "An injustice anywhere is an injustice
everywhere."
> :
----------oOO-(^)-OOo----------------------------------------------------
> : ~ Samuel Johnson
> : mailto:jrd...@databasix.com
>

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Roger Williams wrote:
>
> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : : >
> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : : > >
> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : : > >
> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : : > >
> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : : > > him:
> : : >
> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : : >
> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
keeganhead (I hope Fr. O'Blivion will exorcize my keyboard)

-------- Performance Art of Dubious Redeeming Value since 1983 --------
RAOU -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- alt.fa
LXEM "Yes, like most Usenet newsgroups, n.karl
BLIN alt.genious.bill-palmer has a FAQ." -malde
OSKY -- Biil "FLAME GNAT" Palmer n.nose

Chuck Lunch

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Roger Williams wrote:
>
> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : : >
> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : : > >
> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : : > >
> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : : > >
> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : : > > him:
> : : >
> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : : >
> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)

--
Louse-monky himsef could not have grunted more
crudely, "Chuck Lunch."

Bill "Flame Gnat" Palmer babbling in an illiterate fashion in
<572g8j$s...@dfw-ixnews9.ix.netcom.com>
--

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Roger Williams wrote:
> >
> > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > : : >
> > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > : : > >
> > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > : : > >
> > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > : : > >
> > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > : : > > him:
> > : : >
> > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > : : >
> > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)

-- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .--
RAOU "It's sorta like Dada, or surrealism, or modern alt.fa
LXEM performance art. It has no meaning at all! and if n.karl
BLIN you try to figure it out all you'll get for your -malde
OSKY efforts is a headache!"-- jlu...@primenet.com n.nose

Christopher Carrell

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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In article <5c1ik7$4...@news-central.tiac.net> rog...@tiac.net (Roger Williams) writes:
>Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>: Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>: >
>: > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>: > >
>: > > There are two possibilities:
>: > >
>: > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>: > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>: > >
>: > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>: > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>: > > him:
>: >
>: > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>: >
>: > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>: Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>Palmjob (Clealy, sir, you're not calling Palmjob "excellent")
Keegan (Clealy, sir, he's calling Palmjob "fuckhead")

Chris


Mike MacLennan

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Roger Williams wrote:
>
> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : : >
> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : : > >
> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : : > >
> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : : > >
> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : : > > him:
> : : >
> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : : >
> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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Roger Williams wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : >
> : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : > >
> : > > There are two possibilities:
> : > >
> : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : > >
> : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : > > him:
> : >
> : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : >
> : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> Palmjob (Clealy, sir, you're not calling Palmjob "excellent")
Palmjob (Clealy not, sir. I just love a cascade...)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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John Davis wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : Roger Williams wrote:
> : >

> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : > : : >
> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : > : : > >
> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : > : : > >
> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : > : : > >
> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : > : : > > him:
> : > : : >
> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : > : : >
> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)

> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> the same old whores.)
Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)

Chuck Lunch

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Roger Williams wrote:
> > >
> > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > : : >
> > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > : : > >
> > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > : : > >
> > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > : : > >
> > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > : : > > him:
> > > : : >
> > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > : : >
> > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)

>
> -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .--
> RAOU "It's sorta like Dada, or surrealism, or modern alt.fa
> LXEM performance art. It has no meaning at all! and if n.karl
> BLIN you try to figure it out all you'll get for your -malde
> OSKY efforts is a headache!"-- jlu...@primenet.com n.nose

--

John Davis

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: Roger Williams wrote:
: >
: > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
: > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
: > : : >
: > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
: > : : > >
: > : : > > There are two possibilities:
: > : : > >
: > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
: > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
: > : : > >
: > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
: > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
: > : : > > him:
: > : : >
: > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
: > : : >
: > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
: > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
: > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
: > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
: Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
the same old whores.)

--

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Roger Williams wrote:
> > > >
> > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > : : >
> > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > : : > >
> > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > : : > >
> > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > : : > >
> > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > : : > > him:
> > > > : : >
> > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > : : >
> > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")

> > -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .--
> > RAOU "It's sorta like Dada, or surrealism, or modern alt.fa
> > LXEM performance art. It has no meaning at all! and if n.karl
> > BLIN you try to figure it out all you'll get for your -malde
> > OSKY efforts is a headache!"-- jlu...@primenet.com n.nose
>
> --
> Louse-monky himsef could not have grunted more
> crudely, "Chuck Lunch."
>
> Bill "Flame Gnat" Palmer babbling in an illiterate fashion in
> <572g8j$s...@dfw-ixnews9.ix.netcom.com>
> --


-------- Wreaking Destruction upon the Sanctimonious since 1996 -------
RAOU -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- alt.fa
LXEM "The Shaggs. Better n.karl
BLIN than the Beatles - even today." -malde
OSKY -- Frank Zappa (1940-1992) n.nose

the_princess_of_lies[uzo@uzo.com]

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
<rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>John Davis wrote:


>>
>> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> : Roger Williams wrote:
>> : >
>> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
>> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> : > : : >
>> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> : > : : > >
>> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> : > : : > >
>> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> : > : : > >
>> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> : > : : > > him:
>> : > : : >
>> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> : > : : >
>> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
>> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)

>> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
>> the same old whores.)

>Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)

i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
small world afterall!!!


"once a fucking hooker is always a hooker" deniro in "casino"

___________________________________
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Chuck Lunch

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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John Davis wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : Roger Williams wrote:
> : >
> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : > : : >
> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : > : : > >
> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : > : : > >
> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : > : : > >
> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : > : : > > him:
> : > : : >
> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : > : : >
> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> the same old whores.)
keegan (yes, but I have a true love for the classics)

Chuck Lunch

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> John Davis wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > : >
> > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > : > : : >
> > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > : > : : > >
> > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > : > : : > >
> > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > : > : : > >
> > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > : > : : > > him:
> > : > : : >
> > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > : > : : >
> > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > the same old whores.)
> Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)

Chuck Lunch

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the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
>
> On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >John Davis wrote:
> >>
> >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> >> : >
> >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> >> : > : : >
> >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> >> : > : : > >
> >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> >> : > : : > >
> >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> >> : > : : > >
> >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> >> : > : : > > him:
> >> : > : : >
> >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> >> : > : : >
> >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> >> the same old whores.)
> >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
>
> i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> small world afterall!!!

Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> Keegan.
Fuckhead.


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RAOU -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- alt.fa

LXEM "Here comes the song - I love it so much! n.karl
BLIN Makes me wanna go... fuck shit up!" -malde
OSKY -- Miss Juliana Hatfield n.nose

Chuck Lunch

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Avoid normal situations.

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alt.flame Special Forces
"Johnny Joubert liked to fuck holes in his victims; if he meets Jesus H.
Christ, he can fuck the holes in His hands." -- Dr. Steven M. Miller,
<31EFD9...@ere.umontreal.ca>

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
> Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > : : >
> > > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > : : > >
> > > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > : : > >
> > > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > : : > >
> > > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > : : > > him:
> > > > > : : >
> > > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > : : >
> > > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > John Davis wrote:

> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > : >
> > > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > : > : : > > him:
> > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > the same old whores.)
> > > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
Cuntface (cascade morph complete)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >
> > theprincessoflies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > : <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> > : >John Davis wrote:
> > : >>
> > : >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > : >> : >
> > : >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > : >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > : >> : > : : >
> > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > : >> : > : : > >
> > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > : >> : > : : > >
> > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > : >> : > : : > >
> > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > : >> : > : : >
> > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > : >> : > : : >
> > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > : >> the same old whores.)
> > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> >
> > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > : small world afterall!!!
> > Keegan.
> Fuckhead.
Palmjob.

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > John Davis wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > : >
> > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > : > : : >
> > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > : > : : > >
> > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > : > : : > >
> > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > : > : : > >
> > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > : > : : > > him:
> > > > : > : : >
> > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > : > : : >
> > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > the same old whores.)
> > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
Uzo (cascade morph in progress)

--

Chuck Lunch

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> Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
Slut (new subject line pal ?)

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > >
> > > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >John Davis wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > >> : >
> > > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > >> : > : : >
> > > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > >> : > : : > >
> > > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > >> : > : : > >
> > > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > >> : > : : > >
> > > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > >> : > : : > > him:
> > > >> : > : : >
> > > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > >> : > : : >
> > > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > >> the same old whores.)
> > > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > >
> > > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > small world afterall!!!
> >
> > Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
Whore. (fuckoff Ooozo)

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
> > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
> keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Avoid normal situations. wrote:

> > > >
> > > > theprincessoflies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > > > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > > : <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > : >John Davis wrote:
> > > > : >>
> > > > : >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > : >> : >
> > > > : >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > : >> : > : : >
> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > : >> : > : : > >
> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > : >> : > : : > >
> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > : >> : > : : > >
> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > : >> : > : : >
> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > : >> : > : : >
> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking

> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > >
> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > : small world afterall!!!
> > > > Keegan.
> > > Fuckhead.
> > Palmjob.
> Keegan.
Fuckhead.


---------------- afkmn First Anniversary (1996-1997) -----------------
RAOU -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- alt.fa
LXEM "Here comes the song - I love it so much! n.karl
BLIN Makes me wanna go... fuck shit up!" -malde

OSKY -- the luscious Miss Juliana Hatfield n.nose

Chuck Lunch

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--

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> > > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> > > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
> > > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
> > keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
> Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)
Palmjob (violating "vaqueros" in Valencia, clealy)


---------------- afkmn First Anniversary (1996-1997) -----------------
RAOU -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- alt.fa
LXEM "Here comes the song - I love it so much! n.karl
BLIN Makes me wanna go... fuck shit up!" -malde

OSKY -- the lissome Miss Juliana Hatfield n.nose

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >John Davis wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > >> : >
> > > > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > >> the same old whores.)
> > > > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > >
> > > > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > small world afterall!!!
> > >
> > > Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> Whore. (fuckoff Ooozo)
Cuntosaurus. (fuckoff Ooozo)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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> > > > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > > > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> > > Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
> > Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
> Slut (new subject line pal ?)
Ho (clealy, sir, a good idea)

the_princess_of_lies[uzo@uzo.com]

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uzo[ bows]


"i just got a very expensive book that is guaranteed to
make every woman happy-a check book"-j.p

the_princess_of_lies[uzo@uzo.com]

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On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 13:28:12 -0500, Chuck Lunch
<rst...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky

>> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>> >John Davis wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
>> >> : >
>> >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
>> >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> >> : > : : >
>> >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> >> : > : : > >
>> >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> >> : > : : > >
>> >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> >> : > : : > >
>> >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> >> : > : : > > him:
>> >> : > : : >
>> >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> >> : > : : >
>> >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
>> >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
>> >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
>> >> the same old whores.)
>> >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
>>

>> i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
>> small world afterall!!!
>
>Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)

slut[ you must mean your mom..i don't give it out for free]

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Raven wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> and intelligence to mutter:

> >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >> > > Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >> > > > Keegan.
> >> > > Fuckhead.
> >> > Palmjob.
> >> Keegan.
> >Fuckhead.

> How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?

Palmjob.


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RAOU -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- alt.fa

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BLIN But where it's going... no one knows." -malde
OSKY -- Nicholas Lowe n.nose

Raven

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Chuck Lunch

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On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
<mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>Roger Williams wrote:
>>
>> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
>> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> : : >
>> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> : : > >
>> : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> : : > >
>> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> : : > >
>> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> : : > > him:
>> : : >
>> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> : : >
>> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)

>Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)

>> : --
>> : A_A
>> : John Davis (o o) "An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere."
>> : ----------oOO-(^)-OOo----------------------------------------------------
>> : ~ Samuel Johnson
>> : mailto:jrd...@databasix.com
>>
>> --
>> {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} read alt.fan.speedbump!
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>> {} (617) 932-2000 rog...@max.tiac.net {} 0<
>> {} Only Boursy could say my opinion = TIAC's {} ^^^^(*)^^^^
>> {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} ^^ / \ ^^
>> Macaws...Senegals...Greys...get the FAQ! http://www.upatsix.com/faq/

the_princess_of_lies[uzo@uzo.com]

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On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 17:38:51 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
<rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>Chuck Lunch wrote:
>>
>> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> >
>> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > John Davis wrote:
>> > > > >

>> > > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
>> > > > > : >
>> > > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
>> > > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> > > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> > > > > : > : : >
>> > > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> > > > > : > : : > >
>> > > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> > > > > : > : : > >
>> > > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> > > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> > > > > : > : : > >
>> > > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> > > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> > > > > : > : : > > him:
>> > > > > : > : : >
>> > > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> > > > > : > : : >
>> > > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> > > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> > > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> > > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)

>> > > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
>> > > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
>> > > > > the same old whores.)
>> > > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)

>> > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
>> > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
>> Uzo (cascade morph in progress)

>Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
dicklip. [ cascade morph still owes me some money for last nite]

"when you see what some girls marry you realize how much they
really hate to work!"-ann meara

Raoul Xemblinosky

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John Hausmann wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan

> : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> : >Roger Williams wrote:
> : >>
> : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : >> : : >
> : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : >> : : > >
> : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : >> : : > >
> : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : >> : : > >
> : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : >> : : > > him:
> : >> : : >
> : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : >> : : >
> : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)

> : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
> keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)

--------------------- Fish Fry Without End, MEOW! ---------------------

the_princess_of_lies[uzo@uzo.com]

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On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 17:36:02 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
<rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>Chuck Lunch wrote:
>>
>> the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
>> >
>> > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
>> > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:


>> >
>> > >John Davis wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
>> > >> : >
>> > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
>> > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> > >> : > : : >
>> > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> > >> : > : : > >
>> > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> > >> : > : : > >
>> > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> > >> : > : : > >
>> > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> > >> : > : : > > him:
>> > >> : > : : >
>> > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> > >> : > : : >
>> > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)

>> > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
>> > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
>> > >> the same old whores.)
>> > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
>> >

>> > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
>> > small world afterall!!!
>>

>> Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
>Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)

whore. [fuckoff OooOoze]

John Hausmann

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Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
: <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

: >Roger Williams wrote:
: >>
: >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
: >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
: >> : : >
: >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
: >> : : > >
: >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
: >> : : > >
: >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
: >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
: >> : : > >
: >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
: >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
: >> : : > > him:
: >> : : >
: >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
: >> : : >
: >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
: >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
: >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
: >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)

: >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
: Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)

--
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some Biil Palmer quotes for everyone:

"Sorry to truble you with the facts, Mr. Libel Artist Davis, but I have never
made an ethnic slur against anyone."
<5751va$h...@dfw-ixnews4.ix.netcom.com>

"You, Pinhead the Beetledick, are the original rickshaw-pulling coolie of
cyberspace...Now, "Gee-up, fellow!"
<534qpu$9...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com>

"Proven:

Raoul Xemblinosky demonstrates himself to be a typo-
pouncing, greasy shitass whose constipated and cowardly
writing philosophy is the bane of all who benefit from
the spontaneity of USENET posting."
<53bmcl$b...@sjx-ixn2.ix.netcom.com>

John Hausmann

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Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: John Hausmann wrote:
: >
: > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
: > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
: >
: > : >Roger Williams wrote:
: > : >>
: > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
: > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
: > : >> : : >
: > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
: > : >> : : > >
: > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
: > : >> : : > >
: > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
: > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
: > : >> : : > >
: > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
: > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
: > : >> : : > > him:
: > : >> : : >
: > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
: > : >> : : >
: > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
: > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
: > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
: > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
: > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
: > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
: > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
: Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)

Crisis

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>
> Raven wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > and intelligence to mutter:
> > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)

> > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!
> > >> > > > Keegan.
> > >> > > Fuckhead.
> > >> > Palmjob.
> > >> Keegan.
> > >Fuckhead.
>
> > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
> : Palmjob.
Fuckhead.


--
/ |\ | / | / "Does anybody have any unproductive yet insightful
\ |\ | / | / comments to show how smart they are?" -Dilbert

Raoul Xemblinosky

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-- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .--
RAOU "It's sorta like Dada, or surrealism, or modern alt.fa
LXEM performance art. It has no meaning at all! and if n.karl
BLIN you try to figure it out all you'll get for your -malde
OSKY efforts is a headache!"-- jlu...@primenet.com n.nose

Chuck Lunch

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Palmjob.

Chuck Lunch

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John Hausmann wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : John Hausmann wrote:
> : >
> : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
> : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> : >
> : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
> : > : >>
> : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : > : >> : : >
> : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : > : >> : : > >
> : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : > : >> : : > >
> : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : > : >> : : > >
> : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : > : >> : : > > him:
> : > : >> : : >
> : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : > : >> : : >
> : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
> : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
> : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
> : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
> Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)

Chuck Lunch

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the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
>
> On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 17:36:02 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >>
> >> the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> >> >
> >> > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> >> > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >John Davis wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> >> > >> : >
> >> > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> >> > >> : > : : >
> >> > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> >> > >> : > : : > >
> >> > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> >> > >> : > : : > >
> >> > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> >> > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> >> > >> : > : : > >
> >> > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> >> > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> >> > >> : > : : > > him:
> >> > >> : > : : >
> >> > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> >> > >> : > : : >
> >> > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> >> > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> >> > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> >> > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> >> > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> >> > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> >> > >> the same old whores.)
> >> > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> >> >
> >> > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> >> > small world afterall!!!
> >>
> >> Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> >Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> whore. [fuckoff OooOoze]
Slut. [Autoflame-of-the-week nomination]

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> > > > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> > > > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
> > > > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
> > > keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
> > Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)
> Palmjob (violating "vaqueros" in Valencia, clealy)
keegan (buggering butt_boyz(tm) in Barcelona, sadly)

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > John Davis wrote:

> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > : >
> > > > > > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > > > > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> > > > Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
> > > Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
> > Slut (new subject line pal ?)
> Ho (clealy, sir, a good idea)
Uzo (bows)

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > > > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >John Davis wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > >> : >
> > > > > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > >
> > > > > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > small world afterall!!!
> > > >
> > > > Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > Whore. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> Cuntosaurus. (fuckoff Ooozo)
Sore-a-cuntus. (fuckoff Ooozo ... justification unintentional)

Chuck Lunch

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the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
>
> On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 13:28:12 -0500, Chuck Lunch
> slut[ you must mean your mom..i don't give it out for free]
Slut. [yawn]

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > John Davis wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : >
> > > > > > > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > > the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > > > > > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> > > > > Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
> > > > Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
> > > Slut (new subject line pal ?)
> > Ho (clealy, sir, a good idea)
> Uzo (bows)
Cuntface (Blowzemall's mother's cunt)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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> > > > > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> > > > > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> > > > > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
> > > > > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
> > > > keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
> > > Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)
> > Palmjob (violating "vaqueros" in Valencia, clealy)
> keegan (buggering butt_boyz(tm) in Barcelona, sadly)
Fuckhead (cornholing catamites in Cordoba, cravenly)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:

>
> John Hausmann wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : John Hausmann wrote:
> > : >
> > : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
> > : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > : >
> > : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
> > : > : >>
> > : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > : > : >> : : >
> > : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > : > : >> : : > >
> > : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > : > : >> : : > >
> > : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > : > : >> : : > >
> > : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > : > : >> : : > > him:
> > : > : >> : : >
> > : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > : > : >> : : >
> > : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
> > : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
> > : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
> > : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
> > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
> keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)
Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, you are FLUFFY THE CAT!)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Crisis wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raven wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > > > > and intelligence to mutter:
> > > > > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking

> > > > > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!

> > > > > >> > > > Keegan.
> > > > > >> > > Fuckhead.
> > > > > >> > Palmjob.
> > > > > >> Keegan.
> > > > > >Fuckhead.
> > > >
> > > > > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > > : Palmjob.
> > > Fuckhead.
> > Keegan.
> Palmjob.
Fuckhead.

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> >
> > On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 13:28:12 -0500, Chuck Lunch
> > <rst...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> > >the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > >>
> > >> On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > >> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >John Davis wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > >> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > >> >> : >
> > >> >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > >> >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > >> >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > >> >> : > : : >
> > >> >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > >> >> : > : : > >
> > >> >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > >> >> : > : : > >
> > >> >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > >> >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > >> >> : > : : > >
> > >> >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > >> >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > >> >> : > : : > > him:
> > >> >> : > : : >
> > >> >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > >> >> : > : : >
> > >> >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > >> >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > >> >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > >> >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > >> >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > >> >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > >> >> the same old whores.)
> > >> >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > >>
> > >> i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > >> small world afterall!!!
> > >
> > >Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > slut[ you must mean your mom..i don't give it out for free]
> Slut. [yawn]
slut. [yawn]

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > Whore. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > Cuntosaurus. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> Sore-a-cuntus. (fuckoff Ooozo ... justification unintentional)
Cunt-a-munchius. (fuckoff Ooozo ... I wasn't even trying, I swear)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> >
> > On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 17:36:02 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > whore. [fuckoff OooOoze]
> Slut. [Autoflame-of-the-week nomination]
Mattressback. [Autofuck Lifetime Achievement Award]

John Davis

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Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
: >
: > Chuck Lunch wrote:
: > >
: > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
: > > >
: > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
: > > > >

: > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
: > > > > >
: > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
: > > > > > >
: > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
: > > > > > > >
: > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
: > > > > > > > >
: > > > > > > > > Roger Williams wrote:
: > > > > > > > > >
: > > > > > > > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
: > > > > > > > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: > > > > > > > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
: > > > > > > > > > : : >
: > > > > > > > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
: > > > > > > > > > : : > >
: > > > > > > > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
: > > > > > > > > > : : > >
: > > > > > > > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
: > > > > > > > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
: > > > > > > > > > : : > >
: > > > > > > > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
: > > > > > > > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
: > > > > > > > > > : : > > him:
: > > > > > > > > > : : >
: > > > > > > > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
: > > > > > > > > > : : >
: > > > > > > > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
: > > > > > > > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
: > > > > > > > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
: > > > > > > > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
: > > > > > > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
: > > > > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)

: > > > > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
: > > > > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
: > > > > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
: > > > keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
: > > Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)
: > Palmjob (violating "vaqueros" in Valencia, clealy)
: keegan (buggering butt_boyz(tm) in Barcelona, sadly)
Fuckhead (chasing charos in Chihuahua, chastely)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Palmjob (molesting maricons in Michoacan, madly)


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Raven

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Crybaby <jsp...@pacbell.net> idiot savant, bleated:
>Raoul Xemblinosky wore his rich corinthian leather bondage outfit, asked
>miller to whip him with a cat o'nine tails and slobbered:

>> Raven wrote:
>> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
>> > and intelligence to mutter:
>> > >Chuck Lunch expurgiated:

>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
>> > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
>> > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking

>> > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
>> > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
>> > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
>> > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!
>> > >> > > > Keegan.
>> > >> > > Fuckhead.
>> > >> > Palmjob.
>> > >> Keegan.
>> > >Fuckhead.
>> > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> : Palmjob.
Fruit-picker.
>Fuckhead.
Dish Queen.


Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > >
> > > On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 13:28:12 -0500, Chuck Lunch
> > > <rst...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > >> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >John Davis wrote:
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > >> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > >> >> : >
> > > >> >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > >> >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > >> >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > >> >> : > : : >
> > > >> >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > >> >> : > : : > >
> > > >> >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > >> >> : > : : > >
> > > >> >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > >> >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > >> >> : > : : > >
> > > >> >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > >> >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > >> >> : > : : > > him:
> > > >> >> : > : : >
> > > >> >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > >> >> : > : : >
> > > >> >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > >> >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > >> >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > >> >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > >> >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > >> >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > >> >> the same old whores.)
> > > >> >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > >>
> > > >> i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > >> small world afterall!!!
> > > >
> > > >Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > slut[ you must mean your mom..i don't give it out for free]
> > Slut. [yawn]
> slut. [yawn]
Slut. [Yawn]

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > >
> > > >Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > whore. [fuckoff OooOoze]
> > Slut. [Autoflame-of-the-week nomination]
> Mattressback. [Autofuck Lifetime Achievement Award]
Whore. [Graduate of Backseat U.]

Chuck Lunch

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> > > > > > > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > > > > > > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> > > > > > Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
> > > > > Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
> > > > Slut (new subject line pal ?)
> > > Ho (clealy, sir, a good idea)
> > Uzo (bows)
> Cuntface (Blowzemall's mother's cunt)
Slut (nah ... he's an asshole baby)

[followups set ... new subject]

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Crisis wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raven wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > > > > > and intelligence to mutter:
> > > > > > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!

> > > > > > >> > > > Keegan.
> > > > > > >> > > Fuckhead.
> > > > > > >> > Palmjob.
> > > > > > >> Keegan.
> > > > > > >Fuckhead.
> > > > >
> > > > > > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > > > : Palmjob.
> > > > Fuckhead.
> > > Keegan.
> > Palmjob.
> Fuckhead.
keeeeeegan.

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > > > > > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >John Davis wrote:
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > >> : >
> > > > > > > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > > > small world afterall!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > > Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > Whore. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > Cuntosaurus. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > Sore-a-cuntus. (fuckoff Ooozo ... justification unintentional)
> Cunt-a-munchius. (fuckoff Ooozo ... I wasn't even trying, I swear)
Fuck-a-headius. (fuckoff Ooozo ... yeahhh .... surrrrre)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Crisis wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raven wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > > > > > > and intelligence to mutter:
> > > > > > > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > > > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!
> > > > > > > >> > > > Keegan.
> > > > > > > >> > > Fuckhead.
> > > > > > > >> > Palmjob.
> > > > > > > >> Keegan.
> > > > > > > >Fuckhead.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > > > > : Palmjob.
> > > > > Fuckhead.
> > > > Keegan.
> > > Palmjob.
> > Fuckhead.
> keeeeeegan.
Biilbert.

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > John Hausmann wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : John Hausmann wrote:
> > > > : >
> > > > : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
> > > > : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > > : >
> > > > : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > : > : >>
> > > > : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > : > : >> : : >
> > > > : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > : > : >> : : > >
> > > > : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > : > : >> : : > >
> > > > : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > : > : >> : : > >
> > > > : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > : > : >> : : > > him:
> > > > : > : >> : : >
> > > > : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > : > : >> : : >
> > > > : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
> > > > : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
> > > > : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
> > > > : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
> > > > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
> > > keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)
> > Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, you are FLUFFY THE CAT!)
> Palmjob (Meowly, sir, you're not trying to get me meowcopped ?)
keegan (Clealy, the rumors of Fluffy's demise are exaggerated)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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peal nora c wrote:

>
> Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> writes:
>
> >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >>
> >> the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> >> >
> >> > On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 13:28:12 -0500, Chuck Lunch
> >> > <rst...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >> On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> >> > >> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >> >John Davis wrote:
> >> > >> >>
> >> > >> >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > >> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> >> > >> >> : >
> >> > >> >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > >> >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > >> >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> >> > >> >> : > : : >
> >> > >> >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> >> > >> >> : > : : > >
> >> > >> >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> >> > >> >> : > : : > >
> >> > >> >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> >> > >> >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> >> > >> >> : > : : > >
> >> > >> >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> >> > >> >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> >> > >> >> : > : : > > him:
> >> > >> >> : > : : >
> >> > >> >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> >> > >> >> : > : : >
> >> > >> >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> >> > >> >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> >> > >> >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> >> > >> >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> >> > >> >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> >> > >> >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> >> > >> >> the same old whores.)
> >> > >> >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> >> > >>
> >> > >> i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> >> > >> small world afterall!!!
> >> > >
> >> > >Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> >> > slut[ you must mean your mom..i don't give it out for free]
> >> Slut. [yawn]
> >slut. [yawn]
> [yawn]
[yawn]

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > > > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > > > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> > > > > > > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> > > > > > > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
> > > > > > > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
> > > > > > keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
> > > > > Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)
> > > > Palmjob (violating "vaqueros" in Valencia, clealy)
> > > keegan (buggering butt_boyz(tm) in Barcelona, sadly)
> > Fuckhead (cornholing catamites in Cordoba, cravenly)
> Palmjob (sucking-off senors in Seville ... no sale on the ABC's)
keegan (licking love-pumps in Laredo ... no dice with my ISP)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > John Davis wrote:

> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > : >
> > > > > > > > > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > > > > the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > > > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > > > > > > > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> > > > > > > Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
> > > > > > Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
> > > > > Slut (new subject line pal ?)
> > > > Ho (clealy, sir, a good idea)
> > > Uzo (bows)
> > Cuntface (Blowzemall's mother's cunt)
> Slut (nah ... he's an asshole baby)
Ho (not to mention an asshole bandit)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > > > > > > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >John Davis wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> : >
> > > > > > > > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > > > > small world afterall!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > > > Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > > Whore. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > Cuntosaurus. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > Sore-a-cuntus. (fuckoff Ooozo ... justification unintentional)
> > Cunt-a-munchius. (fuckoff Ooozo ... I wasn't even trying, I swear)
> Fuck-a-headius. (fuckoff Ooozo ... yeahhh .... surrrrre)
Black Snatch Fever. (apologies to Ted the Sledge)

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Raven wrote:
>
> Crybaby <jsp...@pacbell.net> idiot savant, bleated:
> >Raoul Xemblinosky wore his rich corinthian leather bondage outfit, asked
> >miller to whip him with a cat o'nine tails and slobbered:
> >> Raven wrote:
> >> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> >> > and intelligence to mutter:
> >> > >Chuck Lunch expurgiated:

> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> >> > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> >> > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> >> > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> >> > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> >> > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> >> > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> >> > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!
> >> > >> > > > Keegan.
> >> > >> > > Fuckhead.
> >> > >> > Palmjob.
> >> > >> Keegan.
> >> > >Fuckhead.
> >> > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
> >> : Palmjob.
> Fruit-picker.
> >Fuckhead.
> Dish Queen.
Palmjob.

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > John Hausmann wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > : John Hausmann wrote:
> > > : >
> > > : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
> > > : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > : >
> > > : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
> > > : > : >>
> > > : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > : > : >> : : >
> > > : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > : > : >> : : > >
> > > : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > : > : >> : : > >
> > > : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > : > : >> : : > >
> > > : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > : > : >> : : > > him:
> > > : > : >> : : >
> > > : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > : > : >> : : >
> > > : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
> > > : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
> > > : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
> > > : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
> > > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
> > keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)
> Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, you are FLUFFY THE CAT!)
Palmjob (Meowly, sir, you're not trying to get me meowcopped ?)

--

Chuck Lunch

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> > > > > > > > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)
> > > > > > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> > > > > > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
> > > > > > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
> > > > > keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
> > > > Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)
> > > Palmjob (violating "vaqueros" in Valencia, clealy)
> > keegan (buggering butt_boyz(tm) in Barcelona, sadly)
> Fuckhead (cornholing catamites in Cordoba, cravenly)
Palmjob (sucking-off senors in Seville ... no sale on the ABC's)

--

peal nora c

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Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> writes:

>Chuck Lunch wrote:
>>
>> the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
>> >

>> > On Thu, 23 Jan 1997 13:28:12 -0500, Chuck Lunch

>> > <rst...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > >the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
>> > >> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> >John Davis wrote:
>> > >> >>

>> > >> >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> > >> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
>> > >> >> : >
>> > >> >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
>> > >> >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> > >> >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> > >> >> : > : : >
>> > >> >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> > >> >> : > : : > >
>> > >> >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> > >> >> : > : : > >
>> > >> >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> > >> >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> > >> >> : > : : > >
>> > >> >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> > >> >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> > >> >> : > : : > > him:
>> > >> >> : > : : >
>> > >> >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> > >> >> : > : : >
>> > >> >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> > >> >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> > >> >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> > >> >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
>> > >> >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)

>> > >> >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
>> > >> >> the same old whores.)
>> > >> >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
>> > >>
>> > >> i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
>> > >> small world afterall!!!
>> > >

>> > >Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
>> > slut[ you must mean your mom..i don't give it out for free]
>> Slut. [yawn]
>slut. [yawn]
[yawn]

Nora
>--
Nora Peal <npeal@help.i'm.surrounded.by.corn>
"I'm so sweet you could eat my brains for jam!"
(So it's a _Legend_ rip off. Fuck you.)
>--


peal nora c

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Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> writes:

>Chuck Lunch wrote:


>>
>> John Hausmann wrote:
>> >
>> > Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:

>> > : John Hausmann wrote:
>> > : >
>> > : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:

>> > : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan

>> > : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> > : >
>> > : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
>> > : > : >>
>> > : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
>> > : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
>> > : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> > : > : >> : : >
>> > : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> > : > : >> : : > >
>> > : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> > : > : >> : : > >
>> > : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> > : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> > : > : >> : : > >
>> > : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> > : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> > : > : >> : : > > him:
>> > : > : >> : : >
>> > : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> > : > : >> : : >
>> > : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> > : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> > : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> > : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)

>> > : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
>> > : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
>> > : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
>> > : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
>> > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
>> keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)
>Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, you are FLUFFY THE CAT!)

Palmjob (Clealy, sir, *I* am Hausmann!]

Cheers!
Hausmann (borrowing Nora's sig)

peal nora c

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Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> writes:

>Chuck Lunch wrote:
>>
>> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> >
>> > Crisis wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> > > >

>> > > > Raven wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
>> > > > > and intelligence to mutter:

>> > > > > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)

>> > > > > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)


>> > > > > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
>> > > > > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
>> > > > > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
>> > > > > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
>> > > > > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!

>> > > > > >> > > > Keegan.
>> > > > > >> > > Fuckhead.
>> > > > > >> > Palmjob.
>> > > > > >> Keegan.
>> > > > > >Fuckhead.
>> > > >
>> > > > > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> > > > : Palmjob.

>> > > Fuckhead.
>> > Keegan.
>> Palmjob.
>Fuckhead.
Keegan.

Nora

Raven

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Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> slipped and fell off the
cabbage truck, whined:

>Raven wrote:
>> Crybaby <jsp...@pacbell.net> idiot savant, bleated:
>> >Raoul Xemblinosky wore his rich corinthian leather bondage outfit, asked
>> >miller to whip him with a cat o'nine tails and slobbered:
>> >> Raven wrote:
>> >> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
>> >> > and intelligence to mutter:
>> >> > >Chuck Lunch expurgiated:
>> Fruit-picker.
>> >Fuckhead.
>> Dish Queen.
>Palmjob.
Bucklebury.


Raoul Xemblinosky

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peal nora c wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> writes:
>
> >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >>
> >> John Hausmann wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > : John Hausmann wrote:
> >> > : >
> >> > : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
> >> > : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >> > : >
> >> > : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
> >> > : > : >>
> >> > : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> > : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> >> > : > : >> : : >
> >> > : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> >> > : > : >> : : > >
> >> > : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> >> > : > : >> : : > >
> >> > : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> >> > : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> >> > : > : >> : : > >
> >> > : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> >> > : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> >> > : > : >> : : > > him:
> >> > : > : >> : : >
> >> > : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> >> > : > : >> : : >
> >> > : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> >> > : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> >> > : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> >> > : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> >> > : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
> >> > : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
> >> > : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
> >> > : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
> >> > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
> >> keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)
> >Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, you are FLUFFY THE CAT!)
> Palmjob (Clealy, sir, *I* am Hausmann!]
keegan (Clealy, ma'am, I am *also* John Hausmann! Pleased to meet me!)

> Cheers!
> Hausmann (borrowing Nora's sig)

Meow,
John (my real sig follows)

-- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .--

ALSO "It's sorta like Dada, or surrealism, or modern alt.fa
JOHN performance art. It has no meaning at all! and if n.karl
HAUS you try to figure it out all you'll get for your -malde
MANN efforts is a headache!"-- jlu...@primenet.com n.nose

Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > John Davis wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > > > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > > > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > > > > > the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > > > > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > > > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > > > > > > > > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> > > > > > > > Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
> > > > > > > Cuntface (cascade morph complete)

--------------CASCADE INTERRUPTUS-------------------------------------


MAKE WAY FOR THE HFW

Raoul Xemblinosky

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Fuckwit.


-- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .--

RAOU "It's sorta like Dada, or surrealism, or modern alt.fa
LXEM performance art. It has no meaning at all! and if n.karl
BLIN you try to figure it out all you'll get for your -malde
OSKY efforts is a headache!"-- jlu...@primenet.com n.nose

John Hausmann

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Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:

: peal nora c wrote:
: >
: > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> writes:
: >
: > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
: > >>
: > >> John Hausmann wrote:
: > >> >
: > >> > Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: > >> > : John Hausmann wrote:
: > >> > : >
: > >> > : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: > >> > : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan

: > >> > : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
: > >> > : >
: > >> > : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
: > >> > : > : >>
: > >> > : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
: > >> > : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
: > >> > : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
: > >> > : > : >> : : >
: > >> > : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
: > >> > : > : >> : : > >
: > >> > : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
: > >> > : > : >> : : > >
: > >> > : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
: > >> > : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
: > >> > : > : >> : : > >
: > >> > : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
: > >> > : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
: > >> > : > : >> : : > > him:
: > >> > : > : >> : : >
: > >> > : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
: > >> > : > : >> : : >
: > >> > : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
: > >> > : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
: > >> > : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
: > >> > : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
: > >> > : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)

: > >> > : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
: > >> > : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
: > >> > : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
: > >> > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
: > >> keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)
: > >Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, you are FLUFFY THE CAT!)
: > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, *I* am Hausmann!]
: keegan (Clealy, ma'am, I am *also* John Hausmann! Pleased to meet me!)
Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I am in all places at all times)

: > Cheers!


: > Hausmann (borrowing Nora's sig)

: Meow,
: John (my real sig follows)

It's easier on the "eyes".

: -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .-- -- . --- .--
: ALSO "It's sorta like Dada, or surrealism, or modern alt.fa
: JOHN performance art. It has no meaning at all! and if n.karl
: HAUS you try to figure it out all you'll get for your -malde
: MANN efforts is a headache!"-- jlu...@primenet.com n.nose
--
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some Biil Palmer quotes for everyone:

"Sorry to truble you with the facts, Mr. Libel Artist Davis, but I have never
made an ethnic slur against anyone."
<5751va$h...@dfw-ixnews4.ix.netcom.com>

"You, Pinhead the Beetledick, are the original rickshaw-pulling coolie of
cyberspace...Now, "Gee-up, fellow!"
<534qpu$9...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com>

"Proven:

Raoul Xemblinosky demonstrates himself to be a typo-
pouncing, greasy shitass whose constipated and cowardly
writing philosophy is the bane of all who benefit from
the spontaneity of USENET posting."
<53bmcl$b...@sjx-ixn2.ix.netcom.com>

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > John Davis wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > > > > > > Fuckhead (uh huh huh huh, he said "whores", uh huh huh huh)
> > > > > > > > > > > Slut (mheh heh heh "fuck" heh m heh heh heh)
> > > > > > > > > > Uzo (cascade morph in progress)
> > > > > > > > > Cuntface (cascade morph complete)
> >
> > --------------CASCADE INTERRUPTUS-------------------------------------
> >
> > MAKE WAY FOR THE HFW
> Fuckwit.
Fuckwad.

Chuck Lunch

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Joltin' Joe wrote:

>
> Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >John Davis wrote:
> >>
> >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> : Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> : >
> >> : > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >> : > >
> >> : > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> : > > >
> >> : > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >> : > > > >
> >> : > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> : > > > > >
> >> : > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >> : > > > > > >
> >> : > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> : > > > > > > >
> >> : > > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >> : > > > > > > > >

> >> : > > > > > > > > Roger Williams wrote:
> >> : > > > > > > > > >
> >> : > > > > > > > > > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : >
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > >
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > >
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > >
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > > him:
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : >
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : >
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> >> : > > > > > > > > > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> >> : > > > > > > > > > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> >> : > > > > > > > > Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> >> : > > > > > > > Palmjob (where ya been all this time?)

> >> : > > > > > > keegan (er, a little thing called "work" ... blechhh)
> >> : > > > > > Fuckhead (I wonder if the Rodeo Butt Boyz ever "work.")
> >> : > > > > Palmjob (working hard at mastering the "art" of lameness)
> >> : > > > keegan (I understand Gareth and Gabe went "on vacation")
> >> : > > Fuckhead (trolling for "toreadors" in Espana, apparently)
> >> : > Palmjob (violating "vaqueros" in Valencia, clealy)
> >> : keegan (buggering butt_boyz(tm) in Barcelona, sadly)
> >> Fuckhead (chasing charos in Chihuahua, chastely)
> >Palmjob (molesting maricons in Michoacan, madly)
> Keegan (cuddling cabrones in Cancun, carefully)
Fuckhead (carressing cajones in Castille, callously)

Chuck Lunch

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> > > Fuckhead (cornholing catamites in Cordoba, cravenly)
> > Palmjob (sucking-off senors in Seville ... no sale on the ABC's)
> keegan (licking love-pumps in Laredo ... no dice with my ISP)
Fuckhead (craving caballero cock in Cantabria)

Chuck Lunch

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Lintilla wrote:

>
> Chuck Lunch <rst...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Crisis wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raven wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > > > > > and intelligence to mutter:
> > > > > > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking

> > > > > > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!
> > > > > > >> > > > Keegan.
> > > > > > >> > > Fuckhead.
> > > > > > >> > Palmjob.
> > > > > > >> Keegan.
> > > > > > >Fuckhead.
> > > > >
> > > > > > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > > > : Palmjob.
> > > > Fuckhead.
> > > Keegan.
> > Palmjob.
>
> Lightbulb.
Fuckhead. [followups trimmed]

Chuck Lunch

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John Hausmann wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : peal nora c wrote:
> : >
> : > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> writes:
> : >
> : > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> : > >>
> : > >> John Hausmann wrote:
> : > >> >
> : > >> > Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : > >> > : John Hausmann wrote:
> : > >> > : >
> : > >> > : > Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : > >> > : > : On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:15:37 -0700, Mike MacLennan
> : > >> > : > : <mmac...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> : > >> > : >
> : > >> > : > : >Roger Williams wrote:
> : > >> > : > : >>
> : > >> > : > : >> John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> : > >> > : > : >> : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> : > >> > : > : >> : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> : > >> > : > : >> : : >
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > >
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > > There are two possibilities:
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > >
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > >
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > > him:
> : > >> > : > : >> : : >
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> : > >> > : > : >> : : >
> : > >> > : > : >> : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> : > >> > : > : >> : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> : > >> > : > : >> : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> : > >> > : > : >> keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> : > >> > : > : >Fuckhead (Clealy sir, this is not John Hausmann)
> : > >> > : > : Palmjob (clealy, sir, nor am I)
> : > >> > : > keegan (Clealy, sir, this may not be either)
> : > >> > : Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I don't *think* I'm Hausmann...)
> : > >> > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, that doesn't mean Palmjob doesn't...)
> : > >> keegan (clealy, sir, errr, ummmm, who am I ?)
> : > >Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, you are FLUFFY THE CAT!)
> : > Palmjob (Clealy, sir, *I* am Hausmann!]
> : keegan (Clealy, ma'am, I am *also* John Hausmann! Pleased to meet me!)
> Fuckhead (Clealy, sir, I am in all places at all times)
Palmjob (Will the *real* John Hausmann, please stand up)

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > the, princess, of, lies[u...@uzo.com] wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:22:00 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > > > > > > > <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >John Davis wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> Chuck Lunch (rst...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> : Roger Williams wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> : >
> > > > > > > > > >> : > John Davis (jrd...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : Raoul Xemblinosky (rao...@xi.netcom.com) wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > >
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : >
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > > >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > > >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > > >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > > >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > > >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > > > >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > > > > > small world afterall!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Slut. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > > > > Mattressback. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > > > Whore. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > > Cuntosaurus. (fuckoff Ooozo)
> > > > Sore-a-cuntus. (fuckoff Ooozo ... justification unintentional)
> > > Cunt-a-munchius. (fuckoff Ooozo ... I wasn't even trying, I swear)
> > Fuck-a-headius. (fuckoff Ooozo ... yeahhh .... surrrrre)
> Black Snatch Fever. (apologies to Ted the Sledge)
Bitch You Were Here. (ditto to Floyd)

Chuck Lunch

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Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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> Chuck Lunch wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > >
> > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Crisis wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Raven wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > > > > > > > and intelligence to mutter:
> > > > > > > > >Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Chris (Chris) Carrell wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > The Wise Helmsman --<<Yc>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > There are two possibilities:
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 1. "Bill Palmer" is a fictitious AI-generated entity, provided for
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > the entertainment of Usenet flame-warriors.
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > 2. "Bill Palmer" is real, as are the plaintive and aggrieved
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > newspostings in his name. In which case the following is addressed to
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > > him:
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > 3. "Biil Palmer" is a ...
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : > Fuckhead (Begin fuckhead-palmjob-keegan cascade)
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : : Palmjob (Clealy, sir, an excellent idea)
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > : keegan (I wrote it now I have to clean my keyboard.)
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : > keeganjob (clealy, sir, time to boil-disinfect my keyboard)
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> : Fuckhead (hey guys, long time no see)
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> Palmjob (my, my, how times flies. As you can see we're still fucking
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >> the same old whores.)
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : >Uzo (well, you said "old whores".)
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : i did not know that your mother's name was also UZO..
> > > > > > > > >> > > > : small world afterall!!!
> > > > > > > > >> > > > Keegan.
> > > > > > > > >> > > Fuckhead.
> > > > > > > > >> > Palmjob.
> > > > > > > > >> Keegan.
> > > > > > > > >Fuckhead.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > How many_Xemblinoskys does_ it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > > > > > : Palmjob.
> > > > > > Fuckhead.
> > > > > Keegan.
> > > > Palmjob.
> > > Fuckhead.
> > keeeeeegan.
> Biilbert.
Fuckhead.

Chuck Lunch

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Raven wrote:
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> Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> slipped and fell off the
> cabbage truck, whined:
> >Raven wrote:
> >> Crybaby <jsp...@pacbell.net> idiot savant, bleated:
> >> >Raoul Xemblinosky wore his rich corinthian leather bondage outfit, asked
> >> >miller to whip him with a cat o'nine tails and slobbered:
> >> >> Raven wrote:
> >> >> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> >> >> > and intelligence to mutter:
> >> >> > >Chuck Lunch expurgiated:
> >> Fruit-picker.
> >> >Fuckhead.
> >> Dish Queen.
> >Palmjob.
> Bucklebury.
Keegan.

Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan

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You take the proper headers out
We put them right back in

Don't ya just love us?

Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >
> > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > >
> > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Chuck Lunch wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Crisis wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Raven wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > > > > > > > > and intelligence to mutter:
> > > > > > > Fuckhead.
> > > > > > Keegan.
> > > > > Palmjob.

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TSK TSK

Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Chuck Lunch wrote:
>
> Raven wrote:
> >
> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> slipped and fell off the
> > cabbage truck, whined:
> > >Raven wrote:
> > >> Crybaby <jsp...@pacbell.net> idiot savant, bleated:
> > >> >Raoul Xemblinosky wore his rich corinthian leather bondage outfit, asked
> > >> >miller to whip him with a cat o'nine tails and slobbered:
> > >> >> Raven wrote:
> > >> >> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>used his limited vocabulary
> > >> >> > and intelligence to mutter:
> > >> >> > >Chuck Lunch expurgiated:
> > >> Fruit-picker.

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Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Chuck Lunch wrote:

>{...}


The HFW Will always rule

Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Chuck Lunch wrote:

> Louse-monky himsef could not have grunted more
> crudely, "Chuck Lunch."
>


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