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Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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Jul 18, 2012, 3:07:59 AM7/18/12
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"Sweetness" <sweetchi...@yahoo.ca> wrote in news:ju3ts2$ddg$1
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> "Nadegda" <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in message
> news:ju2ip2$u2u$1...@dont-email.me...
>> On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 23:00:32 +0000, Morphy morphed some more:
>>
>>> man-cunt
>>> /..\
>>> oH Dear
>>> morning sickness
>>> rape
>>> blow the new CEO
>>> the troll bizness
>>
>> Good of you to let us all know what's currently on your mind, sicko.
>>
>> However, at a piddling 133 lines, your screed is still far, far too
>> short. We require you turn in a 10,000 word essay, on time, or you flunk
>> ko0k sch00l. Got it?
>>
>> And quit frogging me, you fucking idiot. It's not fooling anyone.
>
> Fred, Checkmate, now Flash. How many different people are you going to
> accuse of frogging you ? Pick one and stick with it FFS.

Socky assumes that everyone does as s/h/it does because Socky can't imagine people having the brains &
creativity to not need to sock/frog/forge.

Socky is a dumbfuck.


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Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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Jul 18, 2012, 3:17:32 AM7/18/12
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"Sweetness" <sweetchi...@yahoo.ca> wrote in
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> "Nadegda" <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in message
> news:ju55oa$9h3$2...@dont-email.me...
>> On Tue, 17 Jul 2012 21:48:41 -0400, Sweetness wrote:
>>
>>> "Nadegda" <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:ju4ldl$qca$7...@dont-email.me...
>>>> On Tue, 17 Jul 2012 11:01:24 -0400, Sweetness wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Nadegda" <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:ju2ip2$u2u$1...@dont-email.me...
>>>>>> On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 23:00:32 +0000, Morphy morphed some more:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> man-cunt
>>>>>>> /..\
>>>>>>> oH Dear
>>>>>>> morning sickness
>>>>>>> rape
>>>>>>> blow the new CEO
>>>>>>> the troll bizness
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good of you to let us all know what's currently on your mind,
>>>>>> sicko.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> However, at a piddling 133 lines, your screed is still far, far
>>>>>> too short. We require you turn in a 10,000 word essay, on time,
>>>>>> or you flunk ko0k sch00l. Got it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And quit frogging me, you fucking idiot. It's not fooling anyone.
>>>>>
>>>>> Fred, Checkmate, now Flash. How many different people are you
>>>>> going to accuse of frogging you ?
>>>>
>>>> I accused each one of frogging the particular posts they frogged.
>>>
>>> You really think that 3 different people are frogging you ?
>>
>> 3 different header patterns, 3 different froggers.
>>
>> The outright forgery that started this discussion, posted via E-S:
>>
>> <ju2hm1$r7a$1...@dont-email.me>
>>
>> That has body text that is clearly by Morphy, whom you call Flash.
>
> When I met him, he was posting as Flash . <shrugs>
>
>> His peculiar and unique style of blathery screed is unmistakable.
>
> There's really no need for anyone to point out his whackjob behavior
> to me... but my thoughts on Flash have nothing to do with this.
>
> I understand that you might believe your 'evidence'. I simply find it
> unbelievable that 3 different people would put the time into frogging
> you .. within the same week, let alone the same day. And, it's not as
> if yer the only poster being frogged on any given day.

Socky has delusions of many types, the most prominent being grandure.

> Take a look around. He's frogging other people too.
>
> Reminds me of Emmett claiming that he was being frogged by Cujo *and*
> Cain *and* Rit Rit all at the same time...

Look at the "evidence" Socky uses to accuse Checky.

According to Socky, Checkmate is the only person on Usenet using User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4.
Therefore any post using that client must be Checkmate. As if Checkmate needs to frog Socky to kick
s/h/it's ass.

The very fact that Socky makes that silly claim proves that Checky has kicked s/h/it from pillar to post.

> Doesn't seem at all probable to me, but I guess you'll believe what
> you want.

Checkmate

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Checkmate!
Once they start seeing me everywhere, they get to join my official
Checkmate Fanboi Klub.

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Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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Jul 18, 2012, 3:25:24 AM7/18/12
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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:MPG.2a6f4d979...@news.alt.net:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Bruce Dollep said:
>
>
>>
>> Anonymous wrote on 7/17/2012 :
>> > YES, I'M DICKLESS!
>> >
>> >
>> We see that, Anonymous-tard.
>
> Well, sometimes he has a dick... it just isn't his.

And it is closer to his lower intestine than it is to his scrotum

Sweetness

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Jul 18, 2012, 1:27:17 PM7/18/12
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"Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar" <ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I'm sure everyone knew that I meant to type *Bit Rot*. Oy...


>
> Look at the "evidence" Socky uses to accuse Checky.

No. He's coming off as a loud mouth fool pulling shit out of his ass and
eating it.


>
> According to Socky, Checkmate is the only person on Usenet using
> User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4.
> Therefore any post using that client must be Checkmate. As if Checkmate
> needs to frog Socky to kick
> s/h/it's ass.
>
> The very fact that Socky makes that silly claim proves that Checky has
> kicked s/h/it from pillar to post.


Well, it must be Checkmate then. Nobody ever even heard of froggin' before
that Checkmate dude showed up on Usenet !!1!

Checkmate

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I invented stealth frogging. I also invented the "Dance For Me" lame
(TM) and the "Ferocious Little Kitten" lame (TM). F33R my rath!

Sir � Gregory � Hall, Esq.

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Jul 18, 2012, 2:06:12 PM7/18/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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> First, check out what Sweetness said:

[trim]

>> > The very fact that Socky makes that silly claim
>> > proves that Checky has
>> > kicked s/h/it from pillar to post.
>>
>> Well, it must be Checkmate then. Nobody ever even heard
>> of froggin' before
>> that Checkmate dude showed up on Usenet !!1!
>
> I invented stealth fisting. I also invented the
> "Sausage For Me" lame
> (TM) and the "Ferocious Little Pecker" lame (TM). F33R
> my rath!


Yes, always the expert on homoerotica!!!


Checkmate

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Jul 18, 2012, 2:12:31 PM7/18/12
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Post-editing gay fuckwit!

Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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Now the other members of the Klub will no longer have cold tootsies, you've added 4 socks to their
numbers.

Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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"Sweetness" <sweetchi...@yahoo.ca> wrote in
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Truth, Checky invesnted many of the tools we use daily on Usenet.

And oxygen. That was his first big hit.

Checkmate

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Jul 18, 2012, 9:38:28 PM7/18/12
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Only four? My work is not done yet... I want the whole set and the
collector's display case.

Nadegda

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Jul 18, 2012, 9:42:06 PM7/18/12
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 07:17:32 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar wrote:

> According to Socky, Checkmate is the only person on Usenet using
> User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4. Therefore any post using that
> client must be Checkmate.

Nice straw man argument, kook. You're obviously smarter, by a bit, than
the ones who can't think up any response other than to snip everything
and screed shrill accusations aimed at their bogeyman/devil figure.

But, of course, the real argument is based on the fact that Checkmate is
the only auk regular that both uses that User-Agent routinely and has
shown a tendency towards flaming, posthumping, or screeding about me.

Either it's him, or else it's someone way smarter than him and most of
the other ko0ks around here, someone that wants to blast me and
simultaneously wants him to take the fall. And most of the ko0ks that
want to blast me stick together like glue. The only one especially likely
to throw another under the bus, in my estimation, is Morphy, and Morphy
is nowhere near intelligent enough to pull off that intricate a scheme,
even leaving aside the fact that he's a gibbering lunatic.

Nadegda

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Jul 18, 2012, 9:52:54 PM7/18/12
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 07:07:59 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar wrote:

> "Sweetness" <sweetchi...@yahoo.ca> wrote in news:ju3ts2$ddg$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> "Nadegda" <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:ju2ip2$u2u$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 23:00:32 +0000, Morphy morphed some more:
>>>
>>>> man-cunt
>>>> /..\
>>>> oH Dear
>>>> morning sickness
>>>> rape
>>>> blow the new CEO
>>>> the troll bizness
>>>
>>> Good of you to let us all know what's currently on your mind, sicko.
>>>
>>> However, at a piddling 133 lines, your screed is still far, far too
>>> short. We require you turn in a 10,000 word essay, on time, or you
>>> flunk ko0k sch00l. Got it?
>>>
>>> And quit frogging me, you fucking idiot. It's not fooling anyone.
>>
>> Fred, Checkmate, now Flash. How many different people are you going to
>> accuse of frogging you ? Pick one and stick with it FFS.
>
> Socky assumes that everyone does as s/h/it does because Socky can't
> imagine people having the brains & creativity to not need to
> sock/frog/forge.

And yet, someone clearly *is* frogging and, occasionally, forging, and
Morphy clearly *is* morphing. Funny how that works, eh, kook?

And only an idiot would think that that post allegedly from "me" that I
was responding to above wasn't, in fact, from Flash aka Morphy.

Checkmate

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Jul 18, 2012, 10:00:33 PM7/18/12
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Checkmate!

First, check out what Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar said:


>
> Truth, Checky invented many of the tools we use daily on Usenet.

Well, since you brought it up: The "Dance For Me" (TM) and "Ferocious
Little Kitten" (TM) lames. Also there were my anthroponomastic
contributions, such as "aSSworm" and "Pickle-Poacher".


> And oxygen. That was his first big hit.

I can't take credit for that one. It was the stromatolites.

Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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No worries, the socks just keep flinging themselves at people in hopes of a nice stinging spank.

Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:MPG.2a710a1b5...@news.alt.net:
All of which are on my All Time Favs List.

>> And oxygen. That was his first big hit.
>
> I can't take credit for that one. It was the stromatolites.

Yeah but, you have the Producer credit on that one.

Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

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This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laug...@u.kook>
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> Nadless socky, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Co-FNVW
> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:10:50 +0000, Morphy wrote:
>>
>> [deleted a 157-line shrieker of a screed<SLAP>
>
> And 95 lines of it were yours, Paula.

The longest posts I'm seeing on the spool the last week or so are the ones where 2 or 3 of the Socky
Brigade are 'talking' to one another. Hundreds of lines of innane babbling in a writing style that is *exactly
*the *same *for *every *personna.

Socky is pretty stupid. And to prove that point, word has it that Socky has also begun using the term
'Socky' to describe other posters.

I know who owns every square centimeter of the empty skull that operates Socky, and it ain't Socky.
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Fred Hall

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Jul 18, 2012, 11:38:33 PM7/18/12
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2012 03:02:03 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"
<ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote in
<XnsA094CBCB341B...@208.90.168.18>:

>This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laug...@u.kook>
>wrote in news:uOJNr.6560$jl....@newsfe14.iad:
>
>> Nadless socky, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Co-FNVW
>> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:10:50 +0000, Morphy wrote:
>>>
>>> [deleted a 157-line shrieker of a screed<SLAP>
>>
>> And 95 lines of it were yours, Paula.
>
>The longest posts I'm seeing on the spool the last week or so are the ones where 2 or 3 of the Socky
>Brigade are 'talking' to one another. Hundreds of lines of innane babbling in a writing style that is *exactly
>*the *same *for *every *personna.
>
>Socky is pretty stupid. And to prove that point, word has it that Socky has also begun using the term
>'Socky' to describe other posters.
>
>I know who owns every square centimeter of the empty skull that operates Socky, and it ain't Socky.

<snicker>
--

"No need to put up with a newsgroup full of incorrect information by
self-appointed know it alls, with unbearable arrogance. No need to fight
through virus and worm laden posts. No need to fight through personal
vendettas, and obscenity laden posts."

Dr Frank aka RobertM and a thousand other socks says goodbye to alt.cellular.sprintpcs
in August 2004

[Tor] Phoenix

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Jul 18, 2012, 11:52:41 PM7/18/12
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Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar, in
<news:XnsA094CBCB341B...@208.90.168.18> did thusly write:

> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laug...@u.kook>
> wrote in news:uOJNr.6560$jl....@newsfe14.iad:
>
>> Nadless socky, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Co-FNVW
>> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:10:50 +0000, Morphy wrote:
>>>
>>> [deleted a 157-line shrieker of a screed<SLAP>
>>
>> And 95 lines of it were yours, Paula.
>
> The longest posts I'm seeing on the spool the last week or so are the ones where 2 or 3 of the Socky
> Brigade are 'talking' to one another. Hundreds of lines of innane babbling in a writing style that is *exactly
> *the *same *for *every *personna.

You fricking retard. One of us is a physicist, one of us is a
programmer, and one of us is a real estate investor. We sound similar
because you're getting your first glimpse at *success* and
*intelligence*.

You might not believe it, but in the big bad world outside your
basement door, there are a *lot* of people who sound just like us.
Successful, hard working, intelligent, well-educated people. Not the
amoeba-brained kooks you relate with (and apparently, are related to).

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On Thu, 19 Jul 2012 03:31:48 +0000, This account has been banned because
it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use wrote:

> "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar" <ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
>> Terms Of Use <laug...@u.kook> wrote in
>> news:uOJNr.6560$jl....@newsfe14.iad:
>>
>>> Nadless socky, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Co-FNVW
>>> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:10:50 +0000, Morphy wrote:
>>>>
>>>> [deleted a 157-line shrieker of a screed<SLAP>
>>>
>>> And 95 lines of it were yours, Paula.
>>
>> The longest posts I'm seeing on the spool the last week or so are the
>> ones where 2 or 3 of the Socky Brigade are 'talking' to one another.
>> Hundreds of lines of innane babbling in a writing style that is
>> *exactly *the *same *for *every *personna.
>
> Which does tend to give the game away, especially when Paula posts those
> long-winded tomes about, well, nothing very much.
>
>> Socky is pretty stupid. And to prove that point, word has it that
>> Socky has also begun using the term 'Socky' to describe other posters.
>
> <!> The Old Boomerang Label Trick. It's the fourth time he's used it
> this week.
>
>> I know who owns every square centimeter of the empty skull that
>> operates Socky, and it ain't Socky.
>
> Tee hee.
>
> Hey, did you see I've finally made Socky's Lits of Haet? Yay!


I'm jealous. :-(




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On Thu, 19 Jul 2012 01:21:50 +0000 (UTC), in the land of alt.aratzio,
"Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar" <ytjo...@gmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:
And food. That was his second big hit.

--

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Sweetness

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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Are you related to FrogButt ?


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Jul 19, 2012, 10:14:04 PM7/19/12
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how cheeky of you to ask

Fred Hall

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Jul 19, 2012, 10:28:56 PM7/19/12
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:06:45 -0400, "Sweetness" <sweetchi...@yahoo.ca>
wrote in <juadjm$bu9$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
Checky taught Frogbutt how the cow ate the cabbage. What Checky didn't know,
Lamey covered it.

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Jul 19, 2012, 10:55:30 PM7/19/12
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i'll say anything if it makes checklips like me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8NhJNpQlsY

Checkmate

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Jul 19, 2012, 11:09:00 PM7/19/12
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No. I'm pretty sure that Frogbutt and I exchanged a flame or two back
when he was still a tadpole.

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

I used to flame both of them!

Sweetness

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"Fred Hall" <fkh...@databasix.com> wrote in message
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Lamey's a PITA and FrogButt is hilarious.



Checkmate

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Jul 20, 2012, 1:46:07 AM7/20/12
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Lamey's a pretty decent guy once you get to know him. We used to flame
and troll the shit out of each other (not literally). I don't know what
happened to Frogbutt. Probably defected to Facebook like everybody else.

Sweetness

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Jul 20, 2012, 3:03:59 PM7/20/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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Nods..

> We used to flame
> and troll the shit out of each other (not literally). I don't know what
> happened to Frogbutt. Probably defected to Facebook like everybody else.

He's there yup. Has had some health problems, but otherwise seems happy
with his bike and camera.



Checkmate

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Jul 20, 2012, 4:02:27 PM7/20/12
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Well, if you talk to him, tell him Checky says hi, and he needs to dance
for me.

Sweetness

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Jul 20, 2012, 11:58:20 PM7/20/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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Alrighty.



Checkmate

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Jul 21, 2012, 12:07:02 AM7/21/12
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(heh-heh...)

Sweetness

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Jul 21, 2012, 12:51:36 AM7/21/12
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(...)

>> >
>> > Well, if you talk to him, tell him Checky says hi, and he needs to
>> > dance
>> > for me.
>>
>> Alrighty.
>
> (heh-heh...)
>

Evul.



Checkmate

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First, check out what Sweetness said:


>
Totally.
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