CALLING ALL REAL FLAMERS!!
Odious
discourse drops like timmy thorne's pants at the HFW initiation? I
understand that you folks who feel you must stay in here 12 hours a day
in order to prove something must have a damn hard time trying to
maintain a given level of quality, but damn this place is really
stinking up usenet.
When exactly did flaming in this group turn from a creative intellectual
pastime, into a pissing contest for inbred idiots trying to prove
something? Who was the first dipshit who thought he was going to prove
what a big tough guy he is or win something via flaming? Why do so many
of you believe that now?
It's time for a quick lesson in what flaming really is, from somebody
who knows what he's talking about. I see so many ignorant little twits
using wall of noise tactics and thinking they've become great flamers
simply because they stick around the longest and make so much pointless
noise that most people won't even bother responding to them. Guess
what kido, THAT'S NOT FLAMING!
Those of you who think it is are little more than parasites, feeding off
the art of flame. You add nothing, and do nothing but weigh down the
real flamers with your low quality pointless drivel. Your sub par noise
is not flaming, but screaming for attention and acknowledgment that you
can't gain any other way. Rather than actually flaming, you hurl your
worthless trash in the path of real flamers, hoping to cause some
disruption and thereby convince yourself you're a grand flamer because
you have an effect.
The goals I think, have changed over time, thus fucking up the art.
Long ago, the goal of flaming was to entertain and to see who could be
the most creative / humourous. People took a bit of time and actually
put some thought into the posts. Being flamed by a good flamer was as
entertaining as flaming somebody else.
But, now the goal has become to see who can maintain a thread for the
longest or who can post more etc. etc. It has turned to shit. People
no longer bother trying to craft a real flame, but simply toss of
auto-lames and pitiful wall of noise posts that ammount to nothing but
saying, "I'm still here." So what? What is the good of being here or
staying in a thread when nothing of value or creative content has been
posted?
What you idiots are doing is rather like a moron running down from the
stands and across the field at a football game, claiming he is now a pro
football player because he caused a 5 minute delay in the real game.
Multiply that by 20 or 30 idiots, and you end up with no real game at
all, instead its nothing more than watching jimmy jackass run around in
circles while he screams about how great he is. You idiots aren't
flamers, and it is time somebody hammered that point home to you and
your loud mouthed ilk.
I'm here with a reality check kids. A new wave of the old standard.
I'm sick of the bullshit, and I for one am going to stand up against
it. And I invite anybody else who wants to do so, to join me in this
effort. In the art of flame, the best is not defined by who can stay
the longest, who can scream the loudest, or who can post the most.
The true master of the art is defined only by the quality and creativity
of the material that is produced. So I say no more....no more pissing
contest bullshit. No more of this, "I'm better than you because I
posted 50 posts about you and you only responded to 45 of them."
bullshit. No more of these idiots who think they are going to make up
for something missing in their lives by posturing and being a big bag of
hot air on usenet. Take your threats, your posturing, your wall of
noise tactics, your cut & run tactics, and your over-all lack of
creativity...and shove it up your pimply ass.
I propose a new course of action. Not exactly a killfile...but
rather a selective response program.
If a flame is not good enough...ignore it. It is up to the real
flamers in this
group to set and maintain a standard of flame quality. We have fallen
into a cycle
of mocking the idiots for posting poor flames, yet still responding to
those poor
flames...so the idiots just keep it up, since all they want is the
attention, good
or bad.
We all must ask ourselves what is the minimum level of quality a flame
must have in
order for us to bother with it...and not sink below that level. If it
is an
IKYABWAI...ignore it. If it is a cut & run...ignore it. If it is the
same stupid
thing that has been done 50 times that week...IGNORE IT!
Sure, the attention craving twits will start screaming spank, and that
they are the
best, or that people fear them and won't respond blah blah blah. Let
them, because
nobody will care but them. Those of us with the real skill will
understand that
nobody is running...we are simply raising the bar.
suzie...@my-dejanews.com
I'm going to ignore this post, as it was not of the minimum standard
I require of a post to this group.
Anyone who feels the same please join me in ignoring this attention
craving nit.
Suzie.
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Odious
suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me? This is
the foundation of the problem we are seeing in this group...people responding
to say they are not going to respond. It is silly and it accomplishes
nothing, but to cause an overall loss of quality. Do you really think that
was an original response, to respond to a call to ignore lame posts by saying
you will ignore that post...or was it as predictable as the setting sun?
Yet, you posted it anyway...and in doing so chiped one more little piece of
the group away.
What did you accomplish...if you really wanted to ignore me, you failed. If
you wanted to be witty and crative, you failed. If you wanted to make some
noise while adding nothing to the group, you have succeeded.
Oh, and on the subject of craving attention...I am not of that ilk. What I
crave is not attention, but rather entertainment and intellectual
stimulation. I couldn't care less if you pay attention to me, just try to be
a bit more creative in your posting, lest you be ignored.
suzie...@my-dejanews.com
Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
<snip>
> Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me?
So? Do you not see that by taking this group sooooo seriously you are
showing yourself to be a humourless has-been fuckhead?
> This is
> the foundation of the problem we are seeing in this group...people responding
> to say they are not going to respond. It is silly and it accomplishes
> nothing, but to cause an overall loss of quality.
To see you trying to take some kind of moral high ground in the "you know,
it used to be better in the old days" argument is ironic to say the least.
It makes me wonder about your claim have been around for 10 years.
In "the old days", you still had fuckheads like Keegan, Hannigan and Kent
Dolan running around netcopping, pedo-laming and posting one-line lames.
There was always heaps of vitriol between the likes of Mark Smith, Trish O',
Dolan and Peter da Silva. Beckwith has ALWAYS been as limp as lettuce. Babs
Abernathy was the 1990 equivalent of Palmjob. And don't tell me that a.f
treated homo-basher Ted 'Tire-Iron' Kaldis with wit and humour.
More recently, some of the funniest contributions have been from people like
Kevin Walsh, Egan, Haushalter and Avoid Normal Situations, never people to shy
away from a "fuckhead" retort. HFW has had it's moments too, when Gee was in
breakdown mode for instance. And the Arnaud troll of Palmer was a classic.
Quite frankly, your assertion that it's lame today isn't born out by facts.
I think it is just as funny as the old days. It's just that now with SO MANY
posters, you have to sort through the chaff to find the wheat. Sometimes it's
the dumbfucks who make the funniest mistakes. I thought the whole AAD fiasco
was quite funny and creative. Some of the narrative flames easily match
the old classics like the Flame Olympics, esp. from ANS and newbie Will
Acheson. I'm still entertained. When I'm not, I move to the next post.
Your yardstick is bent by your bi-focal rose-tinted glasses, pal. I've always
had to wade through the tripe to get to the content, even "back in the day".
> Do you really think that
> was an original response, to respond to a call to ignore lame posts by saying
> you will ignore that post...or was it as predictable as the setting sun?
> Yet, you posted it anyway...and in doing so chiped one more little piece of
> the group away.
I'm not the one posting the "jeez, wasn't it better in the old days" self-
congratulatory wank. You are. How predictable is that? I'll tell you how
predictable it is; so terribly, stultifyingly predictable that it's in the
F.A.Q. Think about that, Mr Originality.
> Oh, and on the subject of craving attention...I am not of that ilk. What I
> crave is not attention, but rather entertainment and intellectual
> stimulation. I couldn't care less if you pay attention to me, just try to be
> a bit more creative in your posting, lest you be ignored.
I'm not here for your enjoyment, pal. I'm here for mine. If you don't like
it, why not start an appropriate group, like alt.flame.moderated? Maybe you
won't get spanked from that forum.
<stifles guffaw>
Suzie
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boil...@ns.and.carrots says...
Me neither!
n...@aol.com
>
> In article <36799A44...@home.com>,
> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>
> showing yourself to be a humourless has-been fuckhead?
>
<snip>
I agree wholeheartedly with Suzie on this. Your loquacious and
sesquipedalian post was unquestionably excessive. A brief summation
of your thoughts would have sufficed, instead you filled the newsgroup
with the stench of arrogance, pompousness, and boorishness. This is
hardly an example of the behavior you wish to see exhibited here, as
indicated by your flatulent tirade.
I also find it singularly ironic that one who would stoop so low as to
point fingers, and cry "racist", and use phraseology like " he types by
shoving the keyboard up his ass", should have the unmitigated gall to
appoint himself the foremost flamer, or the veritable "sultan of spank".
This is really too precious. Please check your own machismo at the
door, as you have suggested for others.
I must also agree that pointing out your egotistical and banal attitude
does not constitute true concern and obligation on our part, freedom
of speech covers the right to shout "troll" in a crowded newsgroup.
Get used to rejection, your ambivalent posting style guarantees plenty
more where that came from.
You decry the lack of quality in the present practitioners in the art
of cyber vituperation, yet you show no more flair for the game then
those you demean. This smacks of elitism and snobbery. It would
behoove you to climb down off the pedestal before the forces of
nature hurt you in the process of removing you from your
unauthorized perch. We would not want to see someone of your
obvious staid and stoic demeanor hoisted on his own petard.
Before you begin to inventory your vast verbal arsenal in
retaliation for this untoward attack, let me remind you that I am
speaking to Suzie, and replying to her post and not yours, and
that replying to me would be another faux pas on your part.
You have already soiled yourself quite shamefully, we do not
need to add insult to injury.
Let me finish by saying that if necessary, I'm sure the members
of this group can find it in their hearts, to take up a collection
for roundtrip airfare to Wisconsin, so the you may provide
yourself cheese to accompany your whine.
Regards, n...@aol.com
PS fuckhead!
PPS FUCKHEAD TROLL!
this would all be so much easier if I could read and write
Flaagg
] suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
] >
] > In article <36799A44...@home.com>,
] > Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
] >
] > <snip>
] >
] > > Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me?
] >
] > So? Do you not see that by taking this group sooooo seriously you are
'N...@aol.com' made good on his threat to run his articles through a
grammar checking program, apparently...
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http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg/sig.htm
VOTE John Fucking Stepp for President in 2000!
Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer
n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
{snipped}
Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
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Big Daddy Zeus <b...@hell-flame-wars.org> wrote in article
<36741365...@hell-flame-wars.org>...
> My knee caps can't take that kinda abuse, dwarf.
Odious
Tim Thorne wrote:
> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>
> >Why is it that every time I leave this group, the average level of
> >discourse drops like timmy thorne's pants at the HFW initiation?
>
> Welcome back Neuronless.
>
> I take it someone not only SPANKED you out of soc.singles again, but
> SPANKED you from Netcom as well?
>
> <guffaw>
>
Firing up the delusion machine already, I see. Sad, you've not changed
a bit. It just so happens that I upgraded to a cable modem, but then
don't let that slow the parrade of shit that you'll inevitably be
spewing within two posts.
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http://www.geocities.com/~spiffypage
Odious
suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> In article <36799A44...@home.com>,
> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> > Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me?
>
> So? Do you not see that by taking this group sooooo seriously you are
> showing yourself to be a humourless has-been fuckhead?
What exactly makes you think I'm taking this group seriously? I'm simply trying
to make it more entertaining by raising the average level of flame quality.
>
>
> > This is
> > the foundation of the problem we are seeing in this group...people responding
> > to say they are not going to respond. It is silly and it accomplishes
> > nothing, but to cause an overall loss of quality.
>
> To see you trying to take some kind of moral high ground in the "you know,
> it used to be better in the old days" argument is ironic to say the least.
> It makes me wonder about your claim have been around for 10 years.
>
> In "the old days", you still had fuckheads like Keegan, Hannigan and Kent
> Dolan running around netcopping, pedo-laming and posting one-line lames.
Yeah, there have always been fuckheads...I never said that there were not. Though
the difference in quality between the old and new batches of fuckheads is easy to
see. Even those old fuckheads were somewhat more skilled than dipshits like those
in the HFW.
Also, for each fuckhead back then there were as many, if not more, skilled
flamers. That has changed....just look around.
> There was always heaps of vitriol between the likes of Mark Smith, Trish O',
> Dolan and Peter da Silva. Beckwith has ALWAYS been as limp as lettuce. Babs
> Abernathy was the 1990 equivalent of Palmjob. And don't tell me that a.f
> treated homo-basher Ted 'Tire-Iron' Kaldis with wit and humour.
>
Again, the fact that fuckheads existed back then as well as today does nothing to
negate my point about the average level of flame quality.
> More recently, some of the funniest contributions have been from people like
> Kevin Walsh, Egan, Haushalter and Avoid Normal Situations, never people to shy
> away from a "fuckhead" retort. HFW has had it's moments too, when Gee was in
> breakdown mode for instance. And the Arnaud troll of Palmer was a classic.
>
> Quite frankly, your assertion that it's lame today isn't born out by facts.
> I think it is just as funny as the old days. It's just that now with SO MANY
> posters, you have to sort through the chaff to find the wheat.
What don't you understand about the term AVERAGE? Do you not realise that all
that chaff is included in my statement about the degradation of quality? You
just negated your own argument and justified mine.
> Sometimes it's
> the dumbfucks who make the funniest mistakes. I thought the whole AAD fiasco
> was quite funny and creative. Some of the narrative flames easily match
> the old classics like the Flame Olympics, esp. from ANS and newbie Will
> Acheson. I'm still entertained. When I'm not, I move to the next post.
>
Well that is a simple astethic difference...I find that watching the morons be
morons gets old after a while...I would rather see high quality flames for my
entertainment value. Again, I never said that the morons aren't still making asses
of themselves. I said the number of good flames, real flames, has continued to
shrink. Re-read my post, it looks like you've made some incorrect assumptions.
> Your yardstick is bent by your bi-focal rose-tinted glasses, pal. I've always
> had to wade through the tripe to get to the content, even "back in the day".
>
Yeah, but a hell of a lot less of it...either there was less crap or more
quality...take your pick.
> > Do you really think that
> > was an original response, to respond to a call to ignore lame posts by saying
> > you will ignore that post...or was it as predictable as the setting sun?
> > Yet, you posted it anyway...and in doing so chiped one more little piece of
> > the group away.
>
> I'm not the one posting the "jeez, wasn't it better in the old days" self-
> congratulatory wank. You are. How predictable is that? I'll tell you how
> predictable it is; so terribly, stultifyingly predictable that it's in the
> F.A.Q. Think about that, Mr Originality.
>
Yawn...IKYABWAI crap...try again.
> > Oh, and on the subject of craving attention...I am not of that ilk. What I
> > crave is not attention, but rather entertainment and intellectual
> > stimulation. I couldn't care less if you pay attention to me, just try to be
> > a bit more creative in your posting, lest you be ignored.
>
> I'm not here for your enjoyment, pal.
Yes you are.
Odious
n...@aol.com wrote:
> suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> > In article <36799A44...@home.com>,
> > Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > > Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me?
> >
> > So? Do you not see that by taking this group sooooo seriously you are
> > showing yourself to be a humourless has-been fuckhead?
> >
>
> <snip>
>
> I agree wholeheartedly with Suzie on this.
And that means exactly, dick. Go beg for attention in your incest pedo
groups, cause you're not going to get it here unless you start getting a lot
better a lot faster.
Odious
Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer wrote:
> n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
>
> {snipped}
>
> Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
> crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>
If you want a real laugh....check out dejanews to see this guy playing porno
cop in incest groups. And he wonders why nobody takes him seriously.
suzie...@my-dejanews.com
Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>
>
> n...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <36799A44...@home.com>,
> > > Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > <snip>
> > >
> > >
> > > showing yourself to be a humourless has-been fuckhead?
> > >
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > I agree wholeheartedly with Suzie on this.
>
> And that means exactly, dick. Go beg for attention in your incest pedo
> groups, cause you're not going to get it here unless you start getting a lot
> better a lot faster.
Tut tut, fuckhead. Breaking your own rule of not replying to the crap...
--
Tim 'Fish in a Barrel' Thorne. Heh. Usenet doesn't get any better.
suzie...@my-dejanews.com
"Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer" <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
> Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
> crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
Yep. Welcome back, Mikey.
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"Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer" <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
>
>
> crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>
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> \___ / |______/ |______ /\____|__ /____|_ /____
> \/ \/ \/ \/ \/\/
>
> http://members.tripod.com/mthack/index.html
> Big Daddy Zeus <b...@hell-flame-wars.org> wrote in article
> <36741365...@hell-flame-wars.org>...
> > My knee caps can't take that kinda abuse, dwarf.
>
so when in your website ramblings you promised to go back to the glorous ways
of old, all you really meant was to make a big, pretty logo and stick with
the same boring crap you always spew out? How nice for you, your new title is
well put.... -- The Zit said it, you can take it as truth, the vigiliante
doppleganger
n...@aol.com
>
> n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
>
> {snipped}
>
> Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
> crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>
> --
> _______________ _____________ _____ __________._._.
> \_ _____/ | \______ \ / _ \\______ \ | |
> | __) | | /| | _/ / /_\ \| _/ | |
> | \ | | / | | \/ | \ | \\|\|
> \___ / |______/ |______ /\____|__ /____|_ /____
> \/ \/ \/ \/ \/\/
>
> http://members.tripod.com/mthack/index.html
> Big Daddy Zeus <b...@hell-flame-wars.org> wrote in article
> <36741365...@hell-flame-wars.org>...
> > My knee caps can't take that kinda abuse, dwarf.
I cannot say that the post was not moronic and long winded. But here is
the post it was in reply to. Can you honestly say it is not long winded
and moronic too?
Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer
suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote in article
<75g3dp$ro3$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> In article <01be2b31$1103b4c0$bcbac1cf@default>,
> "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer" <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
>
> > Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded
moron
> > crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>
> Yep. Welcome back, Mikey.
Did you find someone who'll finally let you tag along? I've never seen so
many me-too's in all my flame career.
Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer
Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote in article <367B7C09...@home.com>...
>
>
> Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer wrote:
>
> > n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
> >
> > {snipped}
> >
> > Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded
moron
> > crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
> >
>
> If you want a real laugh....check out dejanews to see this guy playing
porno
> cop in incest groups. And he wonders why nobody takes him seriously.
He's found a new group of friends in AFN. I'm having a go at him in there.
Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer
James Kirk
>
>In article <367B77B7...@home.com>,
> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> n...@aol.com wrote:
>>
>> > suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>> > >
>> > > In article <36799A44...@home.com>,
>> > > Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > <snip>
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > showing yourself to be a humourless has-been fuckhead?
>> > >
>> >
>> > <snip>
>> >
>> > I agree wholeheartedly with Suzie on this.
>>
>> And that means exactly, dick. Go beg for attention in your incest pedo
>> groups, cause you're not going to get it here unless you start getting a lot
>> better a lot faster.
>
>Tut tut, fuckhead. Breaking your own rule of not replying to the crap...
Speaking of crap, I noticed Neurons analogy of someone cramming a keyboard up
his ass and using the sphincter muscles to type a post got some criticism for
being gross and immature.
To further that anaology, I would say you Suzie, would use this method to post
your articles to usenet.
First you would give yourself an enema with a bottle of cheap Champagne, then
squat over your keyboard as the gas pressure built up, finally when you could no
longer hold it a geyser of brown bubbly would shoot from your asshole as small
BB sized turds smashed into various keys enabling you to type long winded
articles at great speed which then would be ignored by the majority of people
here.
That sound accurate??
>--
>Tim 'Fish in a Barrel' Thorne. Heh. Usenet doesn't get any better.
>
Odious
n...@aol.com wrote:
> Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer wrote:
> >
> > n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
> >
> > {snipped}
> >
> > Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
> > crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
> >
> > --
> > _______________ _____________ _____ __________._._.
> > \_ _____/ | \______ \ / _ \\______ \ | |
> > | __) | | /| | _/ / /_\ \| _/ | |
> > | \ | | / | | \/ | \ | \\|\|
> > \___ / |______/ |______ /\____|__ /____|_ /____
> > \/ \/ \/ \/ \/\/
> >
> > http://members.tripod.com/mthack/index.html
> > Big Daddy Zeus <b...@hell-flame-wars.org> wrote in article
> > <36741365...@hell-flame-wars.org>...
> > > My knee caps can't take that kinda abuse, dwarf.
>
> I cannot say that the post was not moronic and long winded. But here is
> the post it was in reply to. Can you honestly say it is not long winded
> and moronic too?
>
Hey, jackoff....If you are going to quote me, then mark it as such. I wouldn't
want anybody to make the mistake of assuming my words came from your less that
adequate gray matter.
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xixix...@my-dejanews.com
> >
> > > n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
> > >
> > > {snipped}
> > >
> > > Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded
> moron
> > > crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
> > >
> >
> porno
> > cop in incest groups. And he wonders why nobody takes him seriously.
>
> He's found a new group of friends in AFN. I'm having a go at him in there.
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> Big Daddy Zeus <b...@hell-flame-wars.org> wrote in article
> <36741365...@hell-flame-wars.org>...
> > My knee caps can't take that kinda abuse, dwarf.
>
meantime you avoid me in here you weener...............
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> suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> > In article <36799A44...@home.com>,
> > Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > > Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me?
> >
> > So? Do you not see that by taking this group sooooo seriously you are
> > showing yourself to be a humourless has-been fuckhead?
> >
>
> <snip>
>
>
> I agree wholeheartedly with Suzie on this. Your loquacious and
> sesquipedalian post was unquestionably excessive. A brief summation
> of your thoughts would have sufficed, instead you filled the newsgroup
This is a 10 point PKB with added verbosity! Abuyah!
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On 17 Dec 1998 23:48:37 GMT, xona <xo...@primenet.com> wrote:
>He has traits commonly associated with the Black man. It may well
>be that he is the result of a large interracial GANGBANG as the
>stock he comes from is southern gutter trash and prone to having
>its woman frequent Balck men and their large Black cocks which the
>white wives of small-dick southern hicks like the Barr family prefer,
>especially when their spouses, like Barr, Lott, Helms, and other such
>racists and bigots are out at their KKK meetings.
>
>xona
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<mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
>
>
>n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
>
>{snipped}
>
>Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
>crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>
IOW, you couldn't take what he had to write so you snipped it like the
boring bastard that you are.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Big Daddy Zeus, the Loose Cannon
www.hell-flame-wars.org
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Mikey tells all in this stunning article;
Message-ID: <01be2b0f$48d6e7e0$c0bac1cf@default>
"I needed a kick in the ass" AND
"I'm generally non-responsive" AND
"I'm boring."
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Then Mikey admits his sexuality in;
Message-ID: <01be2bd2$69189da0$8404c1cf@default>
"Yet I have much love for my fellow man. Go figure."
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Mikey shows his raging ignorance with this subject line;
Message-ID: <01be2bd1$ec9fafc0$8404c1cf@default>
" I does my heart good to teach a quasi-literate how to function (Was Re: Another rule for the fucKKKheads to follow.)"
Big Daddy Zeus
>
>
>Tim Thorne wrote:
>
>> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>> >Archie Leach wrote:
>> [...]
>> >> Neuron, it took you a 3-month sabbatical to come up with this crap?
>> >
>> >Actually it took about 6 minutes including typing. I've been gone because
>> >there was nothing here worth my time, and I see that little has changed.
>>
>> C'mon Neuronless, what's the real excuse for leaving this time?
>>
>> Were you spying for the CIA in Russia?
>>
>> Building a space station in orbit?
>>
>> Slid into the eighth dimension to study the effect of Moronium 312 on
>> the hybrid terraforming rodentia on Quaylor 5?
>>
>> In Iraq's western desert locating Scud sites and retraining the SAS on
>> survival techniques?
>>
>> Building that time machine you've been putting off for so long?
>>
>> Completing the formalities before you become professor of brain
>> surgery at Los Angeles general?
>>
>> Or perhaps you were just busy working on special effects for a new
>> Hollywood movie?
>>
>> You never did tell me what movies you worked on.
>>
>> Perhaps you can tell me now?
>>
>> -
>> --------========>>>>>>>Special Forces<<<<<<<========--------
>> www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~thorne www.hell-flame-wars.org
>>
>> In <354804...@ix.netcom.com> Neuron said
>> "I never once said I was famous...not once"
>>
>> In <34FAA7...@ix.netcom.com> Neuron said
>> "I have fame in real life"
>
>
>It's called having a life kido....go outside and you might find one.
>
Tell us what you were doing?
Were you practicing methods of distributing date rape drugs?
Big Daddy Zeus
>
>
>Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer wrote:
>
>> n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
>>
>> {snipped}
>>
>> Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
>> crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>>
>
>If you want a real laugh....check out dejanews to see this guy playing porno
>cop in incest groups. And he wonders why nobody takes him seriously.
>
For someone who spends his time making up methods of getting into
other guy's pants you don't have much room to talk.
How are things in alt.seduction.fast? Are they still blithering about
raves?
Big Daddy Zeus
Idiot, he is cutting and pasting other people's shit.
Big Daddy Zeus
>
>
>Tim Thorne wrote:
>
>> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>> >Tim Thorne wrote:
>> >> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
>> >> >Archie Leach wrote:
>> >> [...]
>> >> >> Neuron, it took you a 3-month sabbatical to come up with this crap?
>> >> >
>> >> >Actually it took about 6 minutes including typing. I've been gone because
>> >> >there was nothing here worth my time, and I see that little has changed.
>> >>
>> >> C'mon Neuronless, what's the real excuse for leaving this time?
>> >>
>> >> Were you spying for the CIA in Russia?
>> >>
>> >> Building a space station in orbit?
>> >>
>> >> Slid into the eighth dimension to study the effect of Moronium 312 on
>> >> the hybrid terraforming rodentia on Quaylor 5?
>> >>
>> >> In Iraq's western desert locating Scud sites and retraining the SAS on
>> >> survival techniques?
>> >>
>> >> Building that time machine you've been putting off for so long?
>> >>
>> >> Completing the formalities before you become professor of brain
>> >> surgery at Los Angeles general?
>> >>
>> >> Or perhaps you were just busy working on special effects for a new
>> >> Hollywood movie?
>> >>
>> >> You never did tell me what movies you worked on.
>> >>
>> >> Perhaps you can tell me now?
>> >
>> >It's called having a life kido....go outside and you might find one.
>>
>> Answer the question, you moronic little cunt.
>>
>> What films did you work on?
>>
>
>Cry me a river, timmy. Piss and moan...bitch and cry all you want, you're still
>not going to obfuscate the obvious evidence that you are a puppet. You are still
>tied to the same strings, and stuck on the same baited hooks.
>
>In all the time I was gone, you couldn't come up with anything new?
>
Why can't you just answer the question?
Odious
Big Daddy Zeus wrote:
Who says I can't answer the question...pay a little more attention socky. I pointedly
and purposefully refuse to answer the question. Deal with it. As long as you keep
biting, I'll keep letting you dangle. The fact that you twits continue to follow me
around, crying about the same old things, proves that my manipulation of you is so
supreme that you can't get your little minds unhooked even during my absence. You have
not produced anything of new in months. With a few well crafted posts, claims, and
trolls, I have rendered you idiots creatively impotent and gotten so far under your
skin that you can not get over it.
So keep singing the song of my success. Go right on bitching, because every word
proves how easily I can yank your string, while never letting you get any closer to the
truth.
Oh, and unless you can come up with something of substance (yeah right) then you'll be
ignored. So you better work real hard on your next post.
agent_f...@hotmail.com
b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Dec 1998 09:23:42 GMT, "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer"
> <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
> >
> >{snipped}
> >
> >Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
> >crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
> >
> boring bastard that you are.
Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having milkshake/hotdog
laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid 2 seats in front.
> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
> Big Daddy Zeus, the Loose Cannon
> www.hell-flame-wars.org
> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
> Mikey tells all in this stunning article;
> Message-ID: <01be2b0f$48d6e7e0$c0bac1cf@default>
> "I needed a kick in the ass" AND
> "I'm generally non-responsive" AND
> "I'm boring."
> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
> Then Mikey admits his sexuality in;
> Message-ID: <01be2bd2$69189da0$8404c1cf@default>
> "Yet I have much love for my fellow man. Go figure."
> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
> Mikey shows his raging ignorance with this subject line;
> Message-ID: <01be2bd1$ec9fafc0$8404c1cf@default>
> " I does my heart good to teach a quasi-literate how to function (Was Re: Another rule for the fucKKKheads to follow.)"
>
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan
> Did you find someone who'll finally let you tag
> along? I've never seen so many me-too's in
> all my flame career.
I've never seen so many meow'er-scums in all my flame career.
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Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan
> Hey, jackoff....If you are going to quote me,
> then mark it as such. I wouldn't want anybody
> to make the mistake of assuming my words
> came from your less that adequate gray
> matter.
You ought to know about "less that adequate" gray matter.
Learn how to use your spellchecker on your newsreader.-MuTanT
Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan
> He's found a new group of friends in AFN. I'm
> having a go at him in there.
With all your racist meow'er scum friends?
Figures.-FuckinJerK
Flaagg
<b...@hell-flame-wars.org> says...
] On 18 Dec 1998 12:27:20 -0800, Jame...@newsguy.com (James Kirk)
Huh?
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Flaagg
Gilbert T. Sullivan <iny0...@webtv.net> says...
] The Editor in Cunt wrote:
]
] > Did you find someone who'll finally let you tag
] > along? I've never seen so many me-too's in
] > all my flame career.
]
] I've never seen so many meow'er-scums in all my flame career.
I've never seen your flame career.-wEbtV'eR
Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan
> I've never seen your flame career.-wEbtV'eR
GPA imitation is the sincerest form of flattery for Gilbertism.-CopyCaT
Flaagg
] Flaagg wrote:
]
] > I've never seen your flame career.-wEbtV'eR
]
] GPA imitation is the sincerest form of flattery for Gilbertism.-CopyCaT
Another day, another Gilbert.
Flaagg
<b...@hell-flame-wars.org> says...
] On Tue, 22 Dec 1998 10:17:34 -0800, fla...@not.valid.net (Flaagg)
] wrote:
]
] >In article <368d49f8...@hell-flame-wars.org>, Big Daddy Zeus
] >
] I don't know, do you?
I'm not sure.
xixix...@my-dejanews.com
because you're a liar and a coward
>
Deal with it. As long as you keep
> biting, I'll keep letting you dangle. The fact that you twits continue to
follow me
> around, crying about the same old things, proves that my manipulation of you
is so
> supreme that you can't get your little minds unhooked even during my absence.
reality bites hard nimmie, better watch that backlash
> You have
>
> not produced anything of new in months. With a few well crafted posts,
claims, and
> trolls, I have rendered you idiots creatively impotent and gotten so far under
your
> skin that you can not get over it.
just like I did to ratboy, that's real original, for a liar like you
> So keep singing the song of my success. Go right on bitching, because every
word
> proves how easily I can yank your string, while never letting you get any
closer to the
>
> truth.
>
> Oh, and unless you can come up with something of substance (yeah right) then
you'll be
> ignored. So you better work real hard on your next post.
>
> --
> Check out The Spiffy Page:
> http://www.geocities.com/~spiffypage
>
>
--
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-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
Big Daddy Zeus
wrote:
>In article <368d49f8...@hell-flame-wars.org>, Big Daddy Zeus
I don't know, do you?
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Big Daddy Zeus
>In article <369b4a64...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
> b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Dec 1998 09:23:42 GMT, "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer"
>> <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
>> >
>> >{snipped}
>> >
>> >Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
>> >crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>> >
>> IOW, you couldn't take what he had to write so you snipped it like the
>> boring bastard that you are.
>
>Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having milkshake/hotdog
>laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid 2 seats in front.
>
Last I heard you were always that sick fucken kid.
Ivor Zingradovadeski
message:
< On Tue, 22 Dec 1998 15:52:32 GMT, agent_f...@hotmail.com wrote:
<
< >In article <369b4a64...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
< > b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
< >> On Sat, 19 Dec 1998 09:23:42 GMT, "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer"
< >> <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
< >>
< >> >
< >> >
< >> >n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
< >> >
< >> >{snipped}
< >> >
< >> >Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
< >> >crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
< >> >
< >> IOW, you couldn't take what he had to write so you snipped it like the
< >> boring bastard that you are.
< >
< >Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having milkshake/hotdog
< >laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid 2 seats in front.
< >
< Last I heard you were always that sick fucken kid.
Is like to having in-flight meal!
(But only of coach quality, of course!)
fluffy...@my-dejanews.com
b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Dec 1998 15:52:32 GMT, agent_f...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >In article <369b4a64...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
> > b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
> >> On Sat, 19 Dec 1998 09:23:42 GMT, "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer"
> >> <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
> >> >
> >> >{snipped}
> >> >
> >> >Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
> >> >crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
> >> >
> >> IOW, you couldn't take what he had to write so you snipped it like the
> >> boring bastard that you are.
> >
> >Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having milkshake/hotdog
> >laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid 2 seats in front.
> >
> Last I heard you were always that sick fucken kid.
FYI I have never hurled while on an amusement park ride, I was on a spinning
thing once when it had to be stopped cause some girl chucked, but luckily no
backsplash resulted.
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
Flaagg
<bal...@REMOVE.penis.dot.com> says...
] fla...@not.valid.net (Flaagg) escribió en artículo:
] # In article <20580-36...@newsd-162.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, Lord
] # Gilbert T. Sullivan <iny0...@webtv.net> says...
] #
] # ] Flaagg wrote:
] # ]
] # ] > I've never seen your flame career.-wEbtV'eR
] # ]
] # ] GPA imitation is the sincerest form of flattery for Gilbertism.-CopyCaT
] #
] # Another day, another Gilbert.
]
] Help stop Gilbertism before it spreads.
A Gilbert is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
Infernos
> >Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having
> >milkshake/hotdog laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid
> >2 seats in front.
> >
> Last I heard you were always that sick fucken kid.
The Tilt-A-Whirl always made me nauseous, but I steadfastly devoured a
hearty meal before each Tilt-A-Whirl session.
--
* I * N * F * E * R * N * O * S *
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of wisdim from the almigty INFERNOS
may you tresure it forever
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# In article <20580-36...@newsd-162.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, Lord
# Gilbert T. Sullivan <iny0...@webtv.net> says...
#
# ] Flaagg wrote:
# ]
# ] > I've never seen your flame career.-wEbtV'eR
# ]
# ] GPA imitation is the sincerest form of flattery for Gilbertism.-CopyCaT
#
# Another day, another Gilbert.
Help stop Gilbertism before it spreads.
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# ] fla...@not.valid.net (Flaagg) wrote:
# ] > Big Daddy Zeus <b...@hell-flame-wars.org> says...
# ] >] Jame...@newsguy.com (James Kirk) wrote:
# ] >] > boil...@ns.and.carrots says...
# ] >] >>Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
# ] >] >>> suzie...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
# ] >] >>> > Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
#
# ] >] >>> > > Why is it that every time I leave this group, the average
# ] >] >>> > > level of discourse drops like timmy thorne's pants at the
# ] >] >>> > > HFW initiation? I understand that you folks who feel you
# ] >] >>> > > must stay in here 12 hours a day in order to prove something
# ] >] >>> > > must have a damn hard time trying to maintain a given level
# ] >] >>> > > of quality, but damn this place is really stinking up usenet.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > When exactly did flaming in this group turn from a creative
# ] >] >>> > > intellectual pastime, into a pissing contest for inbred idiots
# ] >] >>> > > trying to prove something? Who was the first dipshit who
# ] >] >>> > > thought he was going to prove what a big tough guy he is or
# ] >] >>> > > win something via flaming? Why do so many of you believe that
# ] >] >>> > > now?
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > It's time for a quick lesson in what flaming really is, from
# ] >] >>> > > somebody who knows what he's talking about. I see so many
# ] >] >>> > > ignorant little twits using wall of noise tactics and thinking
# ] >] >>> > > they've become great flamers simply because they stick around
# ] >] >>> > > the longest and make so much pointless noise that most people
# ] >] >>> > > won't even bother responding to them.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > Guess what kido, THAT'S NOT FLAMING!
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > Those of you who think it is are little more than parasites,
# ] >] >>> > > feeding off the art of flame. You add nothing, and do nothing
# ] >] >>> > > but weigh down the real flamers with your low quality pointless
# ] >] >>> > > drivel. Your sub par noise is not flaming, but screaming for
# ] >] >>> > > attention and acknowledgment that you can't gain any other way.
# ] >] >>> > > Rather than actually flaming, you hurl your worthless trash in
# ] >] >>> > > the path of real flamers, hoping to cause some disruption and
# ] >] >>> > > thereby convince yourself you're a grand flamer because you
# ] >] >>> > > have an effect.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > The goals I think, have changed over time, thus fucking up the
# ] >] >>> > > art. Long ago, the goal of flaming was to entertain and to see
# ] >] >>> > > who could be the most creative / humourous. People took a bit
# ] >] >>> > > of time and actually put some thought into the posts. Being
# ] >] >>> > > flamed by a good flamer was as entertaining as flaming somebody
# ] >] >>> > > else.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > But, now the goal has become to see who can maintain a thread
# ] >] >>> > > for the longest or who can post more etc. etc. It has
# ] >] >>> > > turned to shit. People no longer bother trying to craft a real
# ] >] >>> > > flame, but simply toss of auto-lames and pitiful wall of noise
# ] >] >>> > > posts that ammount to nothing but saying, "I'm still here."
# ] >] >>> > > So what? What is the good of being here or staying in a thread
# ] >] >>> > > when nothing of value or creative content has been posted?
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > What you idiots are doing is rather like a moron running down
# ] >] >>> > > from the stands and across the field at a football game,
# ] >] >>> > > claiming he is now a pro football player because he caused a
# ] >] >>> > > 5 minute delay in the real game. Multiply that by 20 or 30
# ] >] >>> > > idiots, and you end up with no real game at all, instead its
# ] >] >>> > > nothing more than watching jimmy jackass run around in
# ] >] >>> > > circles while he screams about how great he is. You idiots
# ] >] >>> > > aren't flamers, and it is time somebody hammered that point
# ] >] >>> > > home to you and your loud mouthed ilk.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > I'm here with a reality check kids. A new wave of the old
# ] >] >>> > > standard. I'm sick of the bullshit, and I for one am going
# ] >] >>> > > to stand up against it. And I invite anybody else who wants
# ] >] >>> > > to do so, to join me in this effort. In the art of flame,
# ] >] >>> > > the best is not defined by who can stay the longest, who can
# ] >] >>> > > scream the loudest, or who can post the most.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > The true master of the art is defined only by the quality and
# ] >] >>> > > creativity of the material that is produced. So I say no more...
# ] >] >>> > > no more pissing contest bullshit. No more of this, "I'm better
# ] >] >>> > > than you because I posted 50 posts about you and you only responded
# ] >] >>> > > to 45 of them." bullshit. No more of these idiots who think
# ] >] >>> > > they are going to make up for something missing in their lives
# ] >] >>> > > by posturing and being a big bag of hot air on usenet. Take
# ] >] >>> > > your threats, your posturing, your wall of noise tactics, your
# ] >] >>> > > cut & run tactics, and your over-all lack of creativity... and
# ] >] >>> > > shove it up your pimply ass.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > I propose a new course of action. Not exactly a killfile...but
# ] >] >>> > > rather a selective response program.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > If a flame is not good enough...ignore it. It is up to the real
# ] >] >>> > > flamers in this group to set and maintain a standard of flame
# ] >] >>> > > quality. We have fallen into a cycle of mocking the idiots for
# ] >] >>> > > posting poor flames, yet still responding to those poor
# ] >] >>> > > flames...so the idiots just keep it up, since all they want is
# ] >] >>> > > the attention, good or bad.
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > We all must ask ourselves what is the minimum level of quality a
# ] >] >>> > > flame must have in order for us to bother with it...and not sink
# ] >] >>> > > below that level. If it is an IKYABWAI...ignore it. If it is
# ] >] >>> > > a cut & run...ignore it. If it is the same stupid thing that
# ] >] >>> > > has been done 50 times that week...IGNORE IT!
# ] >] >>> > >
# ] >] >>> > > Sure, the attention craving twits will start screaming spank,
# ] >] >>> > > and that they are the best, or that people fear them and won't
# ] >] >>> > > respond blah blah blah. Let them, because nobody will care
# ] >] >>> > > but them. Those of us with the real skill will understand that
# ] >] >>> > > nobody is running...we are simply raising the bar.
# ] >] >>> >
# ] >] >>> > I'm going to ignore this post, as it was not of the minimum
# ] >] >>> > standard I require of a post to this group.
# ] >] >>> >
# ] >] >>> > Anyone who feels the same please join me in ignoring this
# ] >] >>> > attention craving nit.
# ] >] >>>
# ] >] >>> Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me?
# ] >] >>> This is the foundation of the problem we are seeing in this group...
# ] >] >>> people responding to say they are not going to respond.
# ] >] >>
# ] >] >>I am not responding.
# ] >] >
# ] >] >Me neither!
# ] >] >
# ] >] To what?
# ] >
# ] >Huh?
# ] >
# ] I don't know, do you?
#
# I'm not sure.
I'd rather not say.
Per
>
> In article <75s1lt$2ds...@news.ican.net>, balloo
> <bal...@REMOVE.penis.dot.com> says...
>
> ] # In article <20580-36...@newsd-162.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, Lord
> ] # Gilbert T. Sullivan <iny0...@webtv.net> says...
> ] #
> ] # ] Flaagg wrote:
> ] # ]
> ] # ] > I've never seen your flame career.-wEbtV'eR
> ] # ]
> ] # ] GPA imitation is the sincerest form of flattery for Gilbertism.-CopyCaT
> ] #
> ] # Another day, another Gilbert.
> ]
> ] Help stop Gilbertism before it spreads.
>
Land of Gilbert and Honey.
balloo
# Odious <Odi...@home.com> (Neuron) wrote:# >> >Archie Leach wrote:
#
# >> [...]
#
# >> >> Neuron, it took you a 3-month sabbatical to come up with this crap?
# >> >
# >> > Actually it took about 6 minutes including typing. I've been gone
# >> > because there was nothing here worth my time, and I see that little
# >> > has changed.
You left for reason "A," and came back because the precondition for your
departure has not changed. Gotcha.
# >> C'mon Neuronless, what's the real excuse for leaving this time?
He wrote the "Windows 98" protected memory code, if the above is any clue.
That, and he's apparently been channeling Bill Palmer.
# >> Were you spying for the CIA in Russia?
# >>
# >> Building a space station in orbit?
# >>
# >> Slid into the eighth dimension to study the effect of Moronium 312 on
# >> the hybrid terraforming rodentia on Quaylor 5?
# >>
# >> In Iraq's western desert locating Scud sites and retraining the SAS on
# >> survival techniques?
# >>
# >> Building that time machine you've been putting off for so long?
# >>
# >> Completing the formalities before you become professor of brain
# >> surgery at Los Angeles general?
# >>
# >> Or perhaps you were just busy working on special effects for a new
# >> Hollywood movie?
# >>
# >> You never did tell me what movies you worked on.
# >>
# >> Perhaps you can tell me now?
Dallas Does Neuron. It's been out of print since all of those vomit
aspiration deaths in the 25¢ booths.
# >It's called having a life kido....go outside and you might find one.
# >
# Tell us what you were doing?
#
# Were you practicing methods of distributing date rape drugs?
Why do you think he hasn't been posting? He's been unconscious. Neuron's
been dropping rho-rhos for three months straight, and still hasn't gotten
lucky.
Ivor Zingradovadeski
If I had a Gilbert for every time I heard that...
--
"<You suck!>"
- CoolBreeze, any post (paraphrased)
Big Daddy Zeus
>In article <nYHe2.1339$7l6....@tor-nn1.netcom.ca>, St. Alicia
>Erisdaughter, Dav...@netcom.ca says...
>X
>> Long deep sensual passionate hip grinding..tongue to tongue sweet
>> mooshie kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssessssssss
>
> Yer a loose slut! I bet yer twat is all
> filled with herpes and warts! Gross!
>
So what if I am..? So what if it is?? Who cares what you think...only
you....
Bet ya have pecker tracks from asshole to breakfast speed freak
Pot calling the Kettle black
Your funny..*laughs* your a riot....
St. Alicia Erisdaughter Sutter
>--
>Copyright Š 1998 by Scott Wentworth, all rights reserved
>
balloo
: -=Mike=- (mi...@NoSApM.net) did write in group posting message:
:
:<
:< Ivor Zingradovadeski wrote in message ...
:< : -=Mike=- (mi...@NoSApM.net) did write in group posting message:
:< :
:< :<
:< :< Big Daddy Zeus wrote in message <36bb4b07...@hell-flame-wars.org>...
:< :< :On Sun, 20 Dec 1998 18:37:12 GMT, "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer"
:< :< :<mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
:< :< :
:< :< :>
:< :< :>
:< :< :>-=Mike=- <mi...@NoSApM.net> wrote in article
:< :< :><75ib7o$c4t$4...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
:< :< :>>
:< :< :>> Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer wrote in message
:< :< :>> <01be2bdb$9910cd80$a7bac1cf@default>...
:< :< :>> :
:< :< :>> :
:< :< :>> :Big White Cracker <big_c...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
:< :< :>> :<367c8273....@news.communique.net>...
:< :< :>> :> On Sun, 20 Dec 1998 02:11:57 GMT, earlt...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
:< :< :>> :>
:< :< :>> :> >In article <01be2b6d$56f551a0$9dbac1cf@default>,
:< :< :>> :> > "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer" <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
:< :< <snip>
:< :<
:< :<
:< :< :>>
:< :< :>> Well... It will give you something to do, won't it now.
:< :< :>> You poor love.
:< :< :>
:< :< :>MiKKKey I'm so proud of you, finally getting you to use the word love in
a
:< :< :>sentence. Must of really hurt like hell, huh?
:< :< :>
:< :< :He wasn't fortunate enough to have a sheep herd nearby, like you, eh?
:< :< :
:< :< Ahahahahaha.. (choke.. cough... splutter.. )
:< : ^^^^^^^
:< :You are to mispelling "slurp".
:< :
:< :Hope this is helping!
:< :
:< Nope.. Not helping, it's obvious that your remark is
:< due to the Inner homosexual in you trying to get out,
:< this does not worry me, however, the the thought that
:< you may have had a wank while you wrote it does.
:< Seek help.
:
:The fact that you leapt at a fag lame first thing like a crack addict
:sucking on the pipe after two weeks in the rehab indicates to me you are
:more likely to become a bystander-type-casualty of any flame war rather
:than someone who actually has any worthwhile contribution.
:
I did no such thing, I merely pointed out that your word association with
"Choke" and "Cough" with the word "Slurp" was an indication of the
homosexual in you. You on the other hand are the lame one, as you are
guilty of the "fag lame" by trying to associate my words with " Slurp ".
And if I am to become a casualty of any flame war, it shall not be by
your hands, a real flame war requires a degree of intelligence, I would
be fighting a war with an unarmed man.
:Also I not you do not deny slurping his butt.
Why should I bother to deny something which I do not do to
a single cell organ?
Does he approve of this
I have no idea, do you?
or
:are you to be sneaking into his trousers when he is not
:looking/conscious?
I'd have to have very long arms, I'm in the U.K. his in the U.S.
Do you not have any idea about geography!?
I would suggest that you not only seek help to bring out the
homosexual within, but that you read a grown up book and
not comics, but seeing as you obviously like pictures you
could start with an Atlas.
Big Daddy Zeus
Big Daddy Zeus
wrote:
> b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) escribió en artículo:
># Odious <Odi...@home.com> (Neuron) wrote:
># >Tim Thorne wrote:
># >> Odious <Odi...@home.com> wrote:
Give it some time, maybe with some practice he can get it down.
Doubtful, though.
Big Daddy Zeus
wrote:
>Big Daddy Zeus wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 22 Dec 1998 15:52:32 GMT, agent_f...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>> >Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having
>> >milkshake/hotdog laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid
>> >2 seats in front.
>> >
>> Last I heard you were always that sick fucken kid.
>
>The Tilt-A-Whirl always made me nauseous, but I steadfastly devoured a
>hearty meal before each Tilt-A-Whirl session.
>
How many of your lice do you consider to be a hearty meal?
Big Daddy Zeus
Zingradovadeski) wrote:
> Big Daddy Zeus (b...@hell-flame-wars.org) did write in group posting
>message:
>
>< On Tue, 22 Dec 1998 15:52:32 GMT, agent_f...@hotmail.com wrote:
><
>< >In article <369b4a64...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
>< > b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
>< >> On Sat, 19 Dec 1998 09:23:42 GMT, "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer"
>< >> <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
>< >>
>< >> >
>< >> >
>< >> >n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
>< >> >
>< >> >{snipped}
>< >> >
>< >> >Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
>< >> >crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
>< >> >
>< >> IOW, you couldn't take what he had to write so you snipped it like the
>< >> boring bastard that you are.
>< >
>< >Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having milkshake/hotdog
>< >laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid 2 seats in front.
>< >
>< Last I heard you were always that sick fucken kid.
>
>Is like to having in-flight meal!
>
>(But only of coach quality, of course!)
>
Last in-flight meal that I had reminded me of a one of those diet TV
dinners.....frozen.
The peanuts weren't bad, though.
Per
>
> On Thu, 24 Dec 1998 01:11:00 GMT, Per wrote:
>
> >Flaagg wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <75s1lt$2ds...@news.ican.net>, balloo
> >> <bal...@REMOVE.penis.dot.com> says...
> >>
> >> ] fla...@not.valid.net (Flaagg) escribió en artículo:
> >> ] # In article <20580-36...@newsd-162.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, Lord
> >> ] # Gilbert T. Sullivan <iny0...@webtv.net> says...
> >> ] #
> >> ] # ] Flaagg wrote:
> >> ] # ]
> >> ] # ] > I've never seen your flame career.-wEbtV'eR
> >> ] # ]
> >> ] # ] GPA imitation is the sincerest form of flattery for Gilbertism.-CopyCaT
> >> ] #
> >> ] # Another day, another Gilbert.
> >> ]
> >> ] Help stop Gilbertism before it spreads.
> >>
> >> A Gilbert is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
> >
> >Land of Gilbert and Honey.
>
There is always 'With Gilbert,' but that is a little cheezier than the
following. Oh, yeah 'Filth Gilbert,' too.
Per
>
> Of all the Gilbert ouevre (pardon my Fr*nch), I find "So Gilbert" a
> nihilistic masterpiece.
I always like the album 'Gilbert,' especially the song "Over the
Gilbert." Definately a kick in the butt.
> ObNUKEFRANCE: NUKE FRANCE
>
> --
> auuV mhm23x7 wo)'xoqod@Anne
> rockette 2 FF*2 http://www.curiouser.demon.co.uk icq#8732047
> lobette 1 smeeter 20 fwac (old system) 5 fwac (new system) 1 awac 1
> "And if I die before I wake up, I pray the Lord don't smudge my makeup"
Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan
> Another day, another Gilbert.
Irrelevant.
You're just jealous of my flaming supremacy.
ALL HAIL GENIUS GILBERT THE GREAT!!!!
Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan
> A Gilbert is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
Cascading asshole.-BufFooN
Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan
> Help stop Gilbertism before it spreads.
It's too late.
P.S. I wish your Jelliebun would swallow instead of spitting when she
sucks my dick.-AssHolE
Nostrils
Gilbert T. Sullivan) wrote:
>Flaagg wrote:
>
>> A Gilbert is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
>
>Cascading asshole.-BufFooN
Faux Biilbert.-AnalFacE
BDZ humiliates Biilbert in:
Message-ID: <01bc2114$82768840$bfe6...@InternetAmerica.airmail.net>
We have no use for you. So what's your point. You are the outsider.
You envy us. You want to be us. You can never be us. You can only
serve us. Get me a beer, [..] Fetch my slippers, too.
Archie Leach
> Irrelevant.
> You're just jealous of my flaming supremacy.
<snicker>
> ALL HAIL GENIUS GILBERT THE GREAT!!!!
ALL FLAIL GENITAL-LESS BIIILBERT THE LATE!!!!
Archie Leach
****************************
MORE WIT FROM ALT.FLAME'S 6TH WORST FLAMER IN 1998, XIXIXLEZIT:
In article <756i3q$sbg$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
xixix...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
how literate of, and no the sarcasm wasnt lost on me, just wasnt very
good is all, wretch boy.....
******************************
AND NOW, A LOCK FOR AUTOFLAME OF THE YEAR IN THE 1999 ALT.FLAME AWARDS
POLL:
******************************
In article <75b76v$oru$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
xixix...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
[...]
there are days I amlost
****************************
What happened to my .sig?
No matter. You're still sending psychic messages to the Space Buddhas
to show up on 2 February 1999. Thank you.
xixix...@my-dejanews.com
stuco...@webtv.net (Archie Leach) wrote:
> Load Billsheep T. Sullivan wrote:
>
> > Irrelevant.
> > You're just jealous of my flaming supremacy.
>
> <snicker>
>
> > ALL HAIL GENIUS GILBERT THE GREAT!!!!
>
> ALL FLAIL GENITAL-LESS BIIILBERT THE LATE!!!!
>
> Archie Leach
running from the great and mighty zit, Ratboy turns to gilbo bashing......
typical it is.....
--
XIXIXLEZIT: LIGHT OF TRUTH, SPLENDOR AND GREATNESS
HE WHO ANNEXED ALT.NUKE FRANCE AND THREW IT BACK AS IT WAS UNWORTHY
Medical Catastrophe
> ># ] >] >>> > > that now?
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > It's time for a quick lesson in what flaming really is, from
> ># ] >] >>> > > somebody who knows what he's talking about. I see so many
> ># ] >] >>> > > ignorant little twits using wall of noise tactics and thinking
> ># ] >] >>> > > they've become great flamers simply because they stick around
> ># ] >] >>> > > the longest and make so much pointless noise that most people
> ># ] >] >>> > > won't even bother responding to them.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > Guess what kido, THAT'S NOT FLAMING!
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > Those of you who think it is are little more than parasites,
> ># ] >] >>> > > feeding off the art of flame. You add nothing, and do nothing
> ># ] >] >>> > > but weigh down the real flamers with your low quality
> ># ] >] >>> > > pointless drivel. Your sub par noise is not flaming, but
> ># ] >] >>> > > screaming for attention and acknowledgment that you can't
> ># ] >] >>> > > gain any other way. Rather than actually flaming, you hurl
> ># ] >] >>> > > your worthless trash in the path of real flamers, hoping
> ># ] >] >>> > > to cause some disruption and thereby convince yourself
> ># ] >] >>> > > you're a grand flamer because you have an effect.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > The goals I think, have changed over time, thus fucking up
> ># ] >] >>> > > the art. Long ago, the goal of flaming was to entertain
> ># ] >] >>> > > and to see who could be the most creative / humourous.
> ># ] >] >>> > > People took a bit of time and actually put some thought
> ># ] >] >>> > > into the posts. Being flamed by a good flamer was as
> ># ] >] >>> > > entertaining as flaming somebody else.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > But, now the goal has become to see who can maintain a
> ># ] >] >>> > > thread for the longest or who can post more etc. etc. It
> ># ] >] >>> > > has turned to shit. People no longer bother trying to
> ># ] >] >>> > > craft a real flame, but simply toss of auto-lames and
> ># ] >] >>> > > pitiful wall of noise posts that ammount to nothing but
> ># ] >] >>> > > saying, "I'm still here." So what? What is the good of
> ># ] >] >>> > > being here or staying in a thread when nothing of value or
> ># ] >] >>> > > creative content has been posted?
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > What you idiots are doing is rather like a moron running down
> ># ] >] >>> > > from the stands and across the field at a football game,
> ># ] >] >>> > > claiming he is now a pro football player because he caused a
> ># ] >] >>> > > 5 minute delay in the real game. Multiply that by 20 or 30
> ># ] >] >>> > > idiots, and you end up with no real game at all, instead its
> ># ] >] >>> > > nothing more than watching jimmy jackass run around in
> ># ] >] >>> > > circles while he screams about how great he is. You idiots
> ># ] >] >>> > > aren't flamers, and it is time somebody hammered that point
> ># ] >] >>> > > home to you and your loud mouthed ilk.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > I'm here with a reality check kids. A new wave of the old
> ># ] >] >>> > > standard. I'm sick of the bullshit, and I for one am going
> ># ] >] >>> > > to stand up against it. And I invite anybody else who wants
> ># ] >] >>> > > to do so, to join me in this effort. In the art of flame,
> ># ] >] >>> > > the best is not defined by who can stay the longest, who can
> ># ] >] >>> > > scream the loudest, or who can post the most.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > The true master of the art is defined only by the quality and
> ># ] >] >>> > > creativity of the material that is produced. So I say no
> ># ] >] >>> > > more... no more pissing contest bullshit. No more of
> ># ] >] >>> > > this, "I'm better than you because I posted 50 posts about
> ># ] >] >>> > > you and you only responded to 45 of them." bullshit. No
> ># ] >] >>> > > more of these idiots who think they are going to make up
> ># ] >] >>> > > for something missing in their lives by posturing and
> ># ] >] >>> > > being a big bag of hot air on usenet. Take your threats,
> ># ] >] >>> > > your posturing, your wall of noise tactics, your cut & run
> ># ] >] >>> > > tactics, and your over-all lack of creativity... and shove
> ># ] >] >>> > > it up your pimply ass.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > I propose a new course of action. Not exactly a
> ># ] >] >>> > > killfile...but rather a selective response program.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > If a flame is not good enough...ignore it. It is up to
> ># ] >] >>> > > the real flamers in this group to set and maintain a
> ># ] >] >>> > > standard of flame quality. We have fallen into a cycle of
> ># ] >] >>> > > mocking the idiots for posting poor flames, yet still
> ># ] >] >>> > > responding to those poor flames...so the idiots just keep
> ># ] >] >>> > > it up, since all they want is the attention, good or bad.
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > We all must ask ourselves what is the minimum level of
> ># ] >] >>> > > quality a flame must have in order for us to bother with
> ># ] >] >>> > > it...and not sink below that level. If it is an
> ># ] >] >>> > > IKYABWAI...ignore it. If it is a cut & run...ignore it.
> ># ] >] >>> > > If it is the same stupid thing that has been done 50 times
> ># ] >] >>> > > that week...IGNORE IT!
> ># ] >] >>> > >
> ># ] >] >>> > > Sure, the attention craving twits will start screaming
> ># ] >] >>> > > spank, and that they are the best, or that people fear
> ># ] >] >>> > > them and won't respond blah blah blah. Let them, because
> ># ] >] >>> > > nobody will care but them. Those of us with the real
> ># ] >] >>> > > skill will understand that nobody is running...we are
> ># ] >] >>> > > simply raising the bar.
> ># ] >] >>> >
> ># ] >] >>> > I'm going to ignore this post, as it was not of the minimum
> ># ] >] >>> > standard I require of a post to this group.
> ># ] >] >>> >
> ># ] >] >>> > Anyone who feels the same please join me in ignoring this
> ># ] >] >>> > attention craving nit.
> ># ] >] >>>
> ># ] >] >>> Suzie, do you not see that by responding, you are not ignoring me?
> ># ] >] >>> This is the foundation of the problem we are seeing in this
> ># ] >] >>> group... people responding to say they are not going to
> ># ] >] >>> respond.
> ># ] >] >>
> ># ] >] >>I am not responding.
> ># ] >] >
> ># ] >] >Me neither!
> ># ] >] >
> ># ] >] To what?
> ># ] >
> ># ] >Huh?
> ># ] >
> ># ] I don't know, do you?
> >#
> ># I'm not sure.
> >
> >I'd rather not say.
> >
> Why not?
Shhh! We're not responding, remember?
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JA15x6,2
fluffy...@my-dejanews.com
b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Dec 1998 08:41:14 -0500, iz...@klaatu.ftaghn.net (Ivor
> Zingradovadeski) wrote:
>
> > Big Daddy Zeus (b...@hell-flame-wars.org) did write in group posting
> >message:
> >
> >< On Tue, 22 Dec 1998 15:52:32 GMT, agent_f...@hotmail.com wrote:
> ><
> >< >In article <369b4a64...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
> >< > b...@hell-flame-wars.org (Big Daddy Zeus) wrote:
> >< >> On Sat, 19 Dec 1998 09:23:42 GMT, "Mike Thacker-Boring Usenet Writer"
> >< >> <mth...@swbell.net> wrote:
> >< >>
> >< >> >
> >< >> >
> >< >> >n...@aol.com wrote in article <367A27...@aol.com>...
> >< >> >
> >< >> >{snipped}
> >< >> >
> >< >> >Dammit!! UIP Palmer for a couple of hours, and yet another longwinded moron
> >< >> >crawls out of a hole and takes his place.
> >< >> >
> >< >> IOW, you couldn't take what he had to write so you snipped it like the
> >< >> boring bastard that you are.
> >< >
> >< >Reading Palmer is like going on the Tilt-A-Whirl and having milkshake/hotdog
> >< >laden vomit backsplash you from some sick fucken kid 2 seats in front.
> >< >
> >< Last I heard you were always that sick fucken kid.
> >
> >Is like to having in-flight meal!
> >
> >(But only of coach quality, of course!)
> >
> Last in-flight meal that I had reminded me of a one of those diet TV
> dinners.....frozen.
>
> The peanuts weren't bad, though.
How many undigested ones did you find in your shit?
Pluck those bastards out and eat them again, see how many times it takes to
completly digest them all.
Do it!!!
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Big Daddy Zeus
That is disgusting, Kirk. Do you at least wash them before you try
that?
Big Daddy Zeus
Oh yeah.
Big Daddy Zeus
agent_f...@hotmail.com
I dont eat peanuts.
Do you fill up latex condoms with peanut butter, place them in toilet bowls
then blindfold small frightend children and force them to reach in and remove
what they think is shit? For added effect have them smash the condom onto
their head then quickly look in a mirror, it will appear even more realistic
when the kid sees brownish stains all over his face and he will be to shocked
too realize its only peanut butter.
This is a safe and fun fraternity prank everyone can enjoy.
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Per
That's a good prank. I am so glad I never joined a fraternity. Phew!
Big Daddy Zeus
there'd be all sorts of possybilities .
D'ye suppose, that they're why the
jewspapers let Klinton win the election ?
Ken.
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On 12/26/98 6:07AM, in message
<3684e...@news.rlc.net>, "peter" <pe...@rlc.net>
wrote:
Thanks in advance for any info to satisfy my gossipy
girlfriend's "Enquireing" mind. She 'can't-won't'
get on keyboard. Says she
read somewhere, can't remember where, that: two kids
exist, one named Danny
Williams who's in Australia in a private school, and
a second adopted here
in U.S..There doesn't seem to be much info on WEB.
Flaagg
] Flaagg wrote:
]
] > Another day, another Gilbert.
]
] Irrelevant.
Yet strangely compelling.
--
mhm9x2 http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg/sig.htm
"me-toh-see-see toh-fah-loh nigh-nigh-loh!" ("I enjoy raping your
housepets while you sleep!") - A Pink and Grey Furby, 12-9-98
Flaagg
] Flaagg wrote:
]
] > A Gilbert is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
]
] Cascading asshole.-BufFooN
Cascading buffoon.-AsShOlE
Flaagg
<b...@hell-flame-wars.org> says...
] As a joke for x-mas I wrapped a present normally with wrapping paper
] then I wrapped it in about 40 sheets of x-mas tissue then I wrapped an
] entire roll of toilet paper around it. On the top I signed it and put
] who it was to then I melted a Kit Kat across the top and smeared the
] chocolate in streaks. I don't think the person even opened it, too
] bad, it was just Starship Troopers.
You wasted a Kit Kat...'Starship Troopers' deserved the real thing, in
my opinion.
Big Daddy Zeus
>In article <368df5e...@hell-flame-wars.org>, Big Daddy Zeus
><b...@hell-flame-wars.org> says...
>
>] As a joke for x-mas I wrapped a present normally with wrapping paper
>] then I wrapped it in about 40 sheets of x-mas tissue then I wrapped an
>] entire roll of toilet paper around it. On the top I signed it and put
>] who it was to then I melted a Kit Kat across the top and smeared the
>] chocolate in streaks. I don't think the person even opened it, too
>] bad, it was just Starship Troopers.
>
>You wasted a Kit Kat...'Starship Troopers' deserved the real thing, in
>my opinion.
>
Hey...I didn't say the gift was for a friend or anything, that would
have been a waste of a good lump of shit!
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Lorrill Buyens
while summoning a demon, chanted:
>In article <368df5e...@hell-flame-wars.org>, Big Daddy Zeus
><b...@hell-flame-wars.org> says...
>
>] As a joke for x-mas I wrapped a present normally with wrapping paper
>] then I wrapped it in about 40 sheets of x-mas tissue then I wrapped an
>] entire roll of toilet paper around it. On the top I signed it and put
>] who it was to then I melted a Kit Kat across the top and smeared the
>] chocolate in streaks. I don't think the person even opened it, too
>] bad, it was just Starship Troopers.
>
>You wasted a Kit Kat...'Starship Troopers' deserved the real thing, in
>my opinion.
Book or movie?
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<buyensl@prime*SPAMMERS.GO.HOME*net.com> says...
] On Fri, 1 Jan 1999 21:49:08 -0800, fla...@not.valid.net (Flaagg),
] while summoning a demon, chanted:
]
] >In article <368df5e...@hell-flame-wars.org>, Big Daddy Zeus
] ><b...@hell-flame-wars.org> says...
] >
] >] As a joke for x-mas I wrapped a present normally with wrapping paper
] >] then I wrapped it in about 40 sheets of x-mas tissue then I wrapped an
] >] entire roll of toilet paper around it. On the top I signed it and put
] >] who it was to then I melted a Kit Kat across the top and smeared the
] >] chocolate in streaks. I don't think the person even opened it, too
] >] bad, it was just Starship Troopers.
] >
] >You wasted a Kit Kat...'Starship Troopers' deserved the real thing, in
] >my opinion.
]
] Book or movie?
The movie. You know, the one that really really sucked really really a
whole big bunch.
Somebody
}In article <761-368...@newsd-162.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, Lord
}]
}] Irrelevant.
}
}Yet strangely compelling.
I take a step towards the pit, oddly drawn towards it. I struggle to
resist. My feet inch forward as if possessed of their own
intelligence.
-Somebody mhm 17x2
Somebody
}In article <760-368...@newsd-162.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, Lord
}]
}] Cascading asshole.-BufFooN
}Cascading buffoon.-AsShOlE
-Somebody mhm 17x2
Lorrill Buyens
psto...@toast.micronetix.net.flonk.flonk.flonk (Somebody), while
summoning a demon, chanted:
>Flaagg scrawled:
Cascading buttmunch.-SoYbEaN
Somebody
crust recipe, but add 2 T
ground black pepper.
Peel, de-seed and coarsely
chop 3 lbs of ripe tomatoes.
Let them drain a bit. Place
a layer of tomatoes in the
crust. A little S & P. And,
if you wish, a bit of your
favourite grated cheese. Add
a few torn basil leaves.
Repeat, as needed. Now, (keep
the baby, Faith,) add 1 T
of lemon juice (or your
favourite mild vinegar) to
a generous 1/2 C of mayonnaise.
Spread the mixture over the
topmost layer.
Cover / seal pie with your
top crust, cut a few slits,
brush with milk / cream and
bake @ 350 F for 30 minutes.
Don't serve until it's merely
WARM. Good re-warmed. Works
fine with good tinned San
Marzanos (drain a bit.) Of
course, you should use home-
made mayo. Enjoy. Let me know
if you want a Green version.
P.S. You will see other receipts
which use traditional fruit pie
techniques... sweetening, thickening
and the like. To me these versions
aren't too tasty. (Of course, I
sneak some fruity capsicums into
my Tomato Pie!)
GL
--
Paul W2SYF/4 Ft Lauderdale
"Heisenberg may have slept here... "
Leslie Paul Davies
lpda...@bc.seflin.org
Flaagg
TJ wrote:.
> I disagree, actually. Tillamook seems uneven to me. I use LoLs butter
> for baking, for spreading, etc, I make my own.
> tj
Horsefeathers tj, I've been to your digs and there was never a cow
anywhere to be seen.