I, GRAND WOMBAT, HAVE JUST MADE THE 100,000,000th POST TO USENET!!!
The Grand Wombat
silverpelican <silver...@my-deja.com> confessed:
> In article <80n95f$pc7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Daria Salts <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> Please provide me with vital statistics on
>>
>> 1) How many people use Usenet?
>> 2) How many articles are there on the Usenet.
>>
>>
> There are about 100K newsgroups. Nobody knows how many people use
> Usenet.
> Deja says 22 million/day but deja does not archive all of the
> newsgroups.
> Some speculation has been that there are 60 lurkers for each person
> that posts, but that's guess work. No one really knows for sure.
> Since Usenet is a flowing, never-ending, never-stopping system, it's
> impossible to calculate how many articles are on Usenet. You can, for
> example, go into the archives, post a message on an article that is
> four years old and that article is resurrected in the newsgroup. Since
> that's the case, every article that was ever posted, if it is still
> accessible, is still, technically, on Usenet.
> Ball park, probably in the neighborhood of 100 million articles have
> been posted since Usenet began.
You are exactly right, sir!! I'm the lucky one who just made the 100 millionth
post!!
What do I win?
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Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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<383019c4$0$24...@news.net-link.net> wrote:
+ After the investigation was complete, <80o8l5$ki$1...@ljutefisk.databasix.com>,
+ Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
+ > I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
+ > Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
+ >>You are exactly right, sir!! I'm the lucky one who just made the 100
+ >>millionth post!!
+ >>What do I win?
+ > A date with Loaf Head.
+ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>After the investigation was complete, <80o8l5$ki$1...@ljutefisk.databasix.com>,
> Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
>> I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
>> Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
>>
>>>After the investigation was complete, <80niu5$vt9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
>>> silverpelican <silver...@my-deja.com> confessed:
>>>> In article <80n95f$pc7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
>>>> Daria Salts <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>>>> Please provide me with vital statistics on
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) How many people use Usenet?
>>>>> 2) How many articles are there on the Usenet.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> There are about 100K newsgroups. Nobody knows how many people use
>>>> Usenet.
>>>> Deja says 22 million/day but deja does not archive all of the
>>>> newsgroups.
>>>> Some speculation has been that there are 60 lurkers for each person
>>>> that posts, but that's guess work. No one really knows for sure.
>>>> Since Usenet is a flowing, never-ending, never-stopping system, it's
>>>> impossible to calculate how many articles are on Usenet. You can, for
>>>> example, go into the archives, post a message on an article that is
>>>> four years old and that article is resurrected in the newsgroup. Since
>>>> that's the case, every article that was ever posted, if it is still
>>>> accessible, is still, technically, on Usenet.
>>>> Ball park, probably in the neighborhood of 100 million articles have
>>>> been posted since Usenet began.
>>>
>>>
>>>You are exactly right, sir!! I'm the lucky one who just made the 100 millionth
>>>post!!
>>>
>>>What do I win?
>>
>> A date with Loaf Head.
>
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Will you accept two tickets to the lecture "An Evening With Bill Palmer?"
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
%Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
%
%>After the investigation was complete, <80o8l5$ki$1...@ljutefisk.databasix.com>,
%> Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
%>> I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
%>> Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
%>>
%>>>After the investigation was complete, <80niu5$vt9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
%>>> silverpelican <silver...@my-deja.com> confessed:
%>>>> In article <80n95f$pc7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
%>>>> Daria Salts <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
%>>>>> Please provide me with vital statistics on
%>>>>>
%>>>>> 1) How many people use Usenet?
%>>>>> 2) How many articles are there on the Usenet.
%>>>>>
%>>>>>
%>>>> There are about 100K newsgroups. Nobody knows how many people use
%>>>> Usenet.
%>>>> Deja says 22 million/day but deja does not archive all of the
%>>>> newsgroups.
%>>>> Some speculation has been that there are 60 lurkers for each person
%>>>> that posts, but that's guess work. No one really knows for sure.
%>>>> Since Usenet is a flowing, never-ending, never-stopping system, it's
%>>>> impossible to calculate how many articles are on Usenet. You can, for
%>>>> example, go into the archives, post a message on an article that is
%>>>> four years old and that article is resurrected in the newsgroup. Since
%>>>> that's the case, every article that was ever posted, if it is still
%>>>> accessible, is still, technically, on Usenet.
%>>>> Ball park, probably in the neighborhood of 100 million articles have
%>>>> been posted since Usenet began.
%>>>
%>>>
%>>>You are exactly right, sir!! I'm the lucky one who just made the 100 millionth
%>>>post!!
%>>>
%>>>What do I win?
%>>
%>> A date with Loaf Head.
%>
%>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
%
%Will you accept two tickets to the lecture "An Evening With Bill Palmer?"
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# On 15 Nov 1999 14:33:40 GMT, The Grand Wombat <grand...@goplay.com>, in
# <383019c4$0$24...@news.net-link.net> wrote:
# + After the investigation was complete, <80o8l5$ki$1...@ljutefisk.databasix.com>,
# + Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
# + > I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
# + > Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
#
# + >>You are exactly right, sir!! I'm the lucky one who just made the 100
# + >>millionth post!!
# + >>What do I win?
#
# + > A date with Loaf Head.
#
# + NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
#
# You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
With such a sentence, one would chop off their manhood first.
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# I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
# Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
#
# >After the investigation was complete, <80o8l5$ki$1...@ljutefisk.databasix.com>,
# > Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
# >> I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
# >> Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
# >>
# >>>After the investigation was complete, <80niu5$vt9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
# >>> silverpelican <silver...@my-deja.com> confessed:
# >>>> In article <80n95f$pc7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
# >>>> Daria Salts <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
# >>>>> Please provide me with vital statistics on
# >>>>>
# >>>>> 1) How many people use Usenet?
# >>>>> 2) How many articles are there on the Usenet.
# >>>>>
# >>>>>
# >>>> There are about 100K newsgroups. Nobody knows how many people use
# >>>> Usenet.
# >>>> Deja says 22 million/day but deja does not archive all of the
# >>>> newsgroups.
# >>>> Some speculation has been that there are 60 lurkers for each person
# >>>> that posts, but that's guess work. No one really knows for sure.
# >>>> Since Usenet is a flowing, never-ending, never-stopping system, it's
# >>>> impossible to calculate how many articles are on Usenet. You can, for
# >>>> example, go into the archives, post a message on an article that is
# >>>> four years old and that article is resurrected in the newsgroup. Since
# >>>> that's the case, every article that was ever posted, if it is still
# >>>> accessible, is still, technically, on Usenet.
# >>>> Ball park, probably in the neighborhood of 100 million articles have
# >>>> been posted since Usenet began.
# >>>
# >>>
# >>>You are exactly right, sir!! I'm the lucky one who just made the 100 millionth
# >>>post!!
# >>>
# >>>What do I win?
# >>
# >> A date with Loaf Head.
# >
# >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
#
# Will you accept two tickets to the lecture "An Evening With Bill Palmer?"
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>
> >> In article <80n95f$pc7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> >> Daria Salts <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Deja says 22 million/day but deja does not archive all of the
> >> Some speculation has been that there are 60 lurkers for each person
> >
> >
> >
> >What do I win?
>
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> Error reading device "Sergi" (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? [ ]
> %I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then grand...@goplay.com (The
> %Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
> %
> %>After the investigation was complete, <80o8l5$ki$1...@ljutefisk.databasix.com>,
> %> Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
> %>> Grand Wombat) totally goes like:
> %>>
> %>>>After the investigation was complete, <80niu5$vt9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
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wrote:
>After the investigation was complete, <80niu5$vt9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> silverpelican <silver...@my-deja.com> confessed:
>> In article <80n95f$pc7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
>> Daria Salts <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>> Please provide me with vital statistics on
>>>
>>> 1) How many people use Usenet?
>>> 2) How many articles are there on the Usenet.
>>>
>>>
>> There are about 100K newsgroups. Nobody knows how many people use
>> Usenet.
>> Deja says 22 million/day but deja does not archive all of the
>> newsgroups.
>> Some speculation has been that there are 60 lurkers for each person
>> that posts, but that's guess work. No one really knows for sure.
>> Since Usenet is a flowing, never-ending, never-stopping system, it's
>> impossible to calculate how many articles are on Usenet. You can, for
>> example, go into the archives, post a message on an article that is
>> four years old and that article is resurrected in the newsgroup. Since
>> that's the case, every article that was ever posted, if it is still
>> accessible, is still, technically, on Usenet.
>> Ball park, probably in the neighborhood of 100 million articles have
>> been posted since Usenet began.
>
>
>You are exactly right, sir!! I'm the lucky one who just made the 100 millionth
>post!!
>
>What do I win?
Who made the ten-millionth post? Sabu?
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Sergi <se...@databasix.com> confessed:
>
>>>
>>>>> In article <80n95f$pc7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
>>>>> Daria Salts <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Deja says 22 million/day but deja does not archive all of the
>>>>> Some speculation has been that there are 60 lurkers for each person
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>What do I win?
>>>
>>
>
> Will you accept two tickets to the lecture "An Evening With Bill Palmer?"
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