Jelliebun wrote:
> Spink Tillfieldson <st...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Akovnat wrote:
> >
> >> Somebody (some...@penis.com) writes:
> >> >
> >> >A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
> >> >would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
> >> >together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
> >> >cascade.
> >> >
> >> >All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
> >> >They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
> >> >
> >>
> >> Dear Somebody:
> >>
> >> Very willingly do I join you in congratulating
> >> Jelliebun and Balloo on the first anniversary of
> >> their marriage. Jelliebun was, and remains a delightful
> >> personality and I shall be grateful for whatever
> >> she posts to our group. Haven't seen Balloo around
> >> in a while, but also wish him all the best.
> >>
> >> **anniversary hugs** **anniversary hugs**
> >> **anniversary hugs** **anniversary hugs**
> >>
> >> to Jelliebun and Balloo, and may they have many,
> >> many more happy wedding anniversaries!
> >
> >All swell stuff and things of matter and spirit to Jelliebun and Balloo,
> >but, uh, not that I want to wet blanket the festivities, but, uh, I have
> >to tell you, Jellie, in the name of full disclosure, that Balloo has been
> >celebrating your anniversary by trying to do the blue thing with a
> >certain slightly dead Lesbian!!!5!
> >
> *sigh*
>
> Balloo always gets me the nicest presents. How did he know I wanted a
> slightly dead lesbian to do the blue thing with? Or to watch him do
> the blue thing with? Or to help him do the blue thing with and to the
> slightly dead lesbian?
>
> Whichever. Any of them work for me.
>
> Um, dearest Spink, which particular slightly dead lesbian would we be
> speaking of? I'm a little behind in my reading ...
I won't touch that "little behind."
As far as who the slightly dead lesbian is,
you know I can't tell you till
we get on Jerry Springer.
>
>
> Jelliebun
> mhm20x20
> and stuff
>
> --
>
> Beware of Geeks bearing .GIFs
Somebody wrote:
> Do not try and bend the BT Internet Abuse. That's impossible. Only try
> to realize the truth.
> What truth?
> There is no BT Internet Abuse.
>
> »ß|µß <x...@y.com> wrote:
> »
> »> Somebody <some...@penis.com> wrote in message
> »> news:XIlH3.8916$sK1....@news.rdc1.il.home.com...
> »> >
> »> > A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
> »> > would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
> »> > together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
> »> > cascade.
> »> >
> »> > All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
> »> > They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
> »>
> »> HAIL BALLOO AND JELLIEBUN FOR THEY HACE GRAETNES!!!!!3!!
> »> THEY'VE BEEN HITCHED FOR A YEAR SO FAR!!!4!!!!!!44!!!!
> »
> »HAIL THE URSINE/LAPINE FLONK POWER AXIS, FOR THEY HACE NOT KILLED EACH
> »OTHER YET!!!!441441$!42!LICK
>
> ALL HAIL THE JELLIEBEAR, FOR THEY HACE BEEN WARMED!!5!
> THEIR ISP, DEJANEWS, HAS BEEN NOTIFIED!!6!
HAIL THE BALLOOBUN CONGLOMERATE FOR THEY HACE
PROBABLY SEEN THE END OF THE HONEYMOON AND STILL
CARRY ON!!!7!
>
>
> »> (congratulations, you crazy kids! all the best to you both on your
> »> anniversary!)
> »
> »(How exactly do you pronounce "Capoeman" anyway?)
>
> (The person doing the ceremony never figured that out.)
>
I'm coming up for one year real soon, and Jeff's not far behind. Paper
anniversary,
huh? Does this mean wives can't get mad if we only give them a card?
>
> --
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>
> "Life's not fair," I reply. "But the root password helps."
> _The PFY battles it out with the BOFH_ by Simon Travaglia
>For your one year anniversary, I had to break the cascade.
>Congratulations and stuff.
For your one year anniversary, I had to spank Per for breaking the
cascade.
Congratulations and best wishez and stuff.
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>of a pet store.
> Somebody wrote:
> >
> > A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
> > would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
> > together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
> > cascade.
> >
> > All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
> > They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
> All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's version
> of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
> Love will keep them together!!4!
all hail jellibun and teh balloo
for they haev teh muskrat love!!!5!
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anty spanm adn sleez
>
>
>Somebody wrote:
>
>> Do not try and bend the BT Internet Abuse. That's impossible. Only try
>> to realize the truth.
>> What truth?
>> There is no BT Internet Abuse.
>>
>> »ß|µß <x...@y.com> wrote:
>> »
>> »> Somebody <some...@penis.com> wrote in message
>> »> news:XIlH3.8916$sK1....@news.rdc1.il.home.com...
>> »> >
>> »> > A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
>> »> > would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
>> »> > together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
>> »> > cascade.
>> »> >
>> »> > All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
>> »> > They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>> »>
>> »> HAIL BALLOO AND JELLIEBUN FOR THEY HACE GRAETNES!!!!!3!!
>> »> THEY'VE BEEN HITCHED FOR A YEAR SO FAR!!!4!!!!!!44!!!!
>> »
>> »HAIL THE URSINE/LAPINE FLONK POWER AXIS, FOR THEY HACE NOT KILLED EACH
>> »OTHER YET!!!!441441$!42!LICK
>>
>> ALL HAIL THE JELLIEBEAR, FOR THEY HACE BEEN WARMED!!5!
>> THEIR ISP, DEJANEWS, HAS BEEN NOTIFIED!!6!
>
>HAIL THE BALLOOBUN CONGLOMERATE FOR THEY HACE
>PROBABLY SEEN THE END OF THE HONEYMOON AND STILL
>CARRY ON!!!7!
HAIL THE BOOLIBULL, FOR ITS PROGENY SCHALL HACE MUCH GREATNESS, AND
SCHALL ENTERTAIN USENET WCHICH WHIL NOT SERVIVE!!!!!8!
-m-e-o-w-
David Rosenfield - Bungmunch University Professor of Meowology, Theology
mhm 23x3 Associate Professor of History, Computer Science
GS #11 Creator of alt.food.mentos
>Somebody wrote:
>>
>> A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
>> would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
>> together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
>> cascade.
>>
>> All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
>> They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's version
>of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
>Love will keep them together!!4!
All hail Balliebun and Jelloo, for the family that yoopeeyays together
stays together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5!
-m-e-o-w-
David Rosenfield - Bungmunch University Professor of Meowology, Theology
mhm 23x3 Associate Professor of History, Computer Science
GS #11 Creator of alt.food.mentos
Bellower #-4
http://flonk.org/mhm23x3/
>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> busted
>the following flow:
>
>>Somebody wrote:
>>>
>>> A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
>>> would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
>>> together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
>>> cascade.
>>>
>>> All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
>>> They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>>All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's version
>>of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
>>Love will keep them together!!4!
>All hail Balliebun and Jelloo, for the family that yoopeeyays together
>stays together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5!
All hail Jelliloo and Babun for I don't hate their guts like I hate so
many others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6!
have a nice day
you fucking pricks
Aaron M. Henne -mhm 9x2-
>In article <37ef789c...@news.alt.net>, David Rosenfield
><rosen...@bungmunch.edu> says...
>
>>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> busted
>>the following flow:
>>
>>>Somebody wrote:
>>>>
>>>> A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
>>>> would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
>>>> together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
>>>> cascade.
>>>>
>>>> All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
>>>> They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>>>All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's version
>>>of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
>>>Love will keep them together!!4!
>>All hail Balliebun and Jelloo, for the family that yoopeeyays together
>>stays together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5!
>All hail Jelliloo and Babun for I don't hate their guts like I hate so
>many others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6!
All jail Jellybutt and Balloon for they aren't as bad as half the cnuts I
know, and they don't owe me *that* much money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7!
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Before you buy.
¸ > > A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
¸ > > would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
¸ > > together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
¸ > > cascade.
¸ > >
¸ > > All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
¸ > > They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
¸ > All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's version
¸ > of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
¸ > Love will keep them together!!4!
¸ all hail jellibun and teh balloo
¸ for they haev teh muskrat love!!!5!
Well. That's it for THAT cascade. Maybe next year you goofballs
might choose a more extensive cascade topic than "Captain and Tenille's
Greatest Hits."
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>
>A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
>would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
>together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
>cascade.
>
>All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
>They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>
>
>--
Happy Anniversary Hugglez
Synny
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Cultivator of the vine
Fill me with the divine knowledge
Of your fawn-clad Bacchanates
Mabon
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Nor for itself hath any care,
But for another gives its ease
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So be who you are, and not what you are.
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>On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 09:30:31 GMT, Somebody <some...@penis.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
>>would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
>>together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
>>cascade.
>>
>>All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
>>They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>>
>>
>>--
>Happy Anniversary Hugglez
>
>Synny
Thanks, darlin', for making sure it was posted where we'd see it.
Much appreciated, and best wishes to you and yours.
Jellie
Jelliebun wrote:
A YEAR?!?!?! Has it really been that long???? Well, Happy Anneee to bofa
youz.
And many more of the same.
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FWAC:"Old No.-7"
Major/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade
NF & TCIB
It ain't so bad after a decade or two. Humans can adapt to most anything.
it seems liek tehy hace been togeterh
adn trying to destroey teh uesnet
for a lot longer tahn oen year
maybe its juts me
loev
teh robie
>Flaagg air-kissed alt.fan.karl-malden.nose thusly:
>
>>In article <37ef789c...@news.alt.net>, David Rosenfield
>><rosen...@bungmunch.edu> says...
>>
>>>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> busted
>>>the following flow:
>>>
>>>>Somebody wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman got married. I
>>>>> would like to congratulate them on surviving their first year
>>>>> together. And in honor of this blessed event, I propose a celebratory
>>>>> cascade.
>>>>>
>>>>> All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace grapeness!!1!
>>>>> They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>>>>All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's version
>>>>of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
>>>>Love will keep them together!!4!
>>>All hail Balliebun and Jelloo, for the family that yoopeeyays together
>>>stays together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5!
>>All hail Jelliloo and Babun for I don't hate their guts like I hate so
>>many others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6!
>All jail Jellybutt and Balloon for they aren't as bad as half the cnuts I
>know, and they don't owe me *that* much money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7!
All hail Jillie and Ballou for they're less fucked-up then my
half-brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8!
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>On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 18:13:26 GMT, the temptation became too
much and
>Per <n...@email.no> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>
>>For your one year anniversary, I had to break the cascade.
>>Congratulations and stuff.
>
>For your one year anniversary, I had to spank Per for
breaking the
>cascade.
>Congratulations and best wishez and stuff.
>
For your one year anniversary, I had to spank Per, *poke*
Blitz, and use capitals appropriately.
Congratulations and best wishez and calvinball and stuff.
çu
>have a nice day
>you fucking pricks
>Aaron M. Henne -mhm 9x2-
what else would you do with pricks, Aaron?
çu
>omny³ escribió en artículo:
>¸ The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wroet:
>¸ > Somebody wrote:
>
>¸ > > A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman
got married. I
>¸ > > would like to congratulate them on surviving their
first year
>¸ > > together. And in honor of this blessed event, I
propose a celebratory
>¸ > > cascade.
>¸ > >
>¸ > > All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace
grapeness!!1!
>¸ > > They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>¸ > All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's
version
>¸ > of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
>¸ > Love will keep them together!!4!
>¸ all hail jellibun and teh balloo
>¸ for they haev teh muskrat love!!!5!
>
>Well. That's it for THAT cascade. Maybe next year you
goofballs
>might choose a more extensive cascade topic than "Captain
and Tenille's
>Greatest Hits."
>
my husband said to tell you guys that you are all
reaallllllly old.
çu
>On the momentous occasion of Mon, 27 Sep 1999 16:48:54 GMT,
the Great
>Detective me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") looked
the murderer
>straight in the eye and hissed:
>
>>Flaagg air-kissed alt.fan.karl-malden.nose thusly:
>>
>>>In article <37ef789c...@news.alt.net>, David
Rosenfield
>>><rosen...@bungmunch.edu> says...
>>>
>>>>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
<rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> busted
>>>>the following flow:
>>>>
>>>>>Somebody wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A year ago today, Janice McReady and Benjamin Capoeman
got married. I
>>>>>> would like to congratulate them on surviving their
first year
>>>>>> together. And in honor of this blessed event, I
propose a celebratory
>>>>>> cascade.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> All hail Jelliebun and Balloo, for they hace
grapeness!!1!
>>>>>> They've been hitched for a year so far!!2!
>>>>>All hail Jellie and Balloo, for they are the Flonk's
version
>>>>>of the Captain and Tennille!!!3!
>>>>>Love will keep them together!!4!
>>>>All hail Balliebun and Jelloo, for the family that
yoopeeyays together
>>>>stays together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5!
>>>All hail Jelliloo and Babun for I don't hate their guts
like I hate so
>>>many others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6!
>>All jail Jellybutt and Balloon for they aren't as bad as
half the cnuts I
>>know, and they don't owe me *that* much
money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7!
>All hail Jillie and Ballou for they're less fucked-up then
my
>half-brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8!
>
All hail the Jailbunny and Bar-loo, for they probably know
that fucking upward can be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9!
You're too sweet. <g>