Re: I"VE GOT ZIPPERLINS

[mimus]

On Mar 16, 7:09 pm, happy zombie jebus
<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:45:03 +0000, Nigel Stapley
> <u...@judgemental.plus.com> wrote:
>
> > On 16/03/2013 17:37, happy zombie jebus wrote:
>
> >> On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:55:07 -0700 (PDT), joeh
> >> <hutcheon.jo...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> On Mar 10, 7:02 pm, happy zombie jebus
> >>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> >>>> On Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:44:49 -0500, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>> On 2/27/13 1:35 AM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
>
> >>>>>> On 27/02/2013 01:18, ah wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> On 2/26/13 1:10 PM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>> On 26/02/2013 17:21, mimus wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>> On Feb 26, 11:52 am, happy zombie jebus
> >>>>>>>>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:36:02 -0800 (PST), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>
> >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT INAPPROPERIATE
> >>>>>>>>>>> MOMENTS.
>
> >>>>>>>>>> how do you know your old fella is not feeling lonely and wants to get
> >>>>>>>>>> out and meet some new people?
>
> >>>>>>>>> He wouldn't want to meet the people I'm seein'.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Trust me on this. You too.
>
> >>>>>>>> Wouldn't matter too much - he'd only be able to see them with one eye
> >>>>>>>> anyway.
>
> >>>>>>> Filth!
>
> >>>>>> Thank you.
>
> >>>>> There is only one rule in demon.local
>
> >>>> deomon.local is usenets equivalent of royston vasey.
>
> >>> *plonk*
>
> >> idiots tell people they're plonking them, people with a brain do it on
> >> the quiet and just get on with usenet.
>
> >True idiots don't bother to trim their 'reply-to'.
>
> sadly, we don't trim in the empire of meow, along with diddling the
> x-post line, its just the way we do things and have done since the mid
> 90's.

Yeah, it's, like, a cultural thing.

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You can add some froups if you want.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:56:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

i can remember asking in the forte ng once how to get a .sig over a
certain size to work, the guys in the ng thought i was trolling.

>--
>
>You can add some froups if you want.

we like things like that. its one of the ways we've collected new
flonkers over the years.


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mhm x v i x i i i

[happy zombie jebus]

On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:14:12 +0800, PAUL {HAMILTON} ROONEY
<paulv...@snotmail.com> wrote:

>Please read teh faq'n charter before posting in demon.local

you should tell liquid and the other goons who polluted the ng about
it.

>You have been warmed!

well it is cold and rainy. i have no problem with being warmed up. you
are talking body warmth, right? but first, are you a boi or a goil?

[mimus]

On Mar 17, 2:05 pm, happy zombie jebus
<meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:

> On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:56:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>

I put the lyrics to _ Thick as a Brick _ in a .sig once.

I forget why now.

Ah, yes, it was in fact a gift to demon.local itself:

http://bit.ly/15hmxIh

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I've been a bad Flonker.

[mimus]

On Mar 17, 10:45 pm, shirls <shirleywhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Saturday, March 16, 2013 5:02:10 AM UTC-4, joeh wrote:
>
> > On Mar 15, 11:28 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> > > joeh wrote:
>
> > > > On Mar 10, 7:02 pm, happy zombie jebus
> > > > <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> > > >> On Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:44:49 -0500, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > >>> On 2/27/13 1:35 AM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
>
> > > >>>> On 27/02/2013 01:18, ah wrote:
>
> > > >>>>> On 2/26/13 1:10 PM, Nigel Stapley wrote:
>
> > > >>>>>> On 26/02/2013 17:21, mimus wrote:
>
> > > >>>>>>> On Feb 26, 11:52 am, happy zombie jebus
> > > >>>>>>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> > > >>>>>>>> On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:36:02 -0800 (PST), mimus
>
> > > >>>>>>>> <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > >>>>>>>>> ZIPPERLINS ARE LIKE GREMLINS THAT UNZIP YOUR PANTS AT
> > > >>>>>>>>> INAPPROPERIATE MOMENTS.
>
> > > >>>>>>>> how do you know your old fella is not feeling lonely and wants
> > > >>>>>>>> to get out and meet some new people?
>
> > > >>>>>>> He wouldn't want to meet the people I'm seein'.
>
> > > >>>>>>> Trust me on this. You too.
>
> > > >>>>>> Wouldn't matter too much - he'd only be able to see them with
> > > >>>>>> one eye anyway.
>
> > > >>>>> Filth!
>
> > > >>>> Thank you.
>
> > > >>> There is only one rule in demon.local
>

> > > >> demon.local is usenets equivalent of royston vasey.
>
> > > > *plonk*
>
> > > hi
>
> > You are also in my killfile.
>
> I can't say I have ever been plonked nor killfiled...does it hurt like the ravishing effects of cancer or aging or anything worse then that?

No, you usually don't notice anything except the whining of the
killfiler that you've been killfiled.

--

Something funny about that.

[mimus]

On Mar 18, 10:02 am, PAUL {HAMILTON} ROONEY <paulvloo...@snotmail.com>
wrote:

> On Mon 18 Mar 2013 21:47, mimus wrote:
>
> > On Mar 16, 7:06 pm, happy zombie jebus
> > <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> >> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:59:57 -0700 (PDT), joeh
> >> <hutcheon.jo...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> On Mar 16, 5:37 pm, happy zombie jebus
> >>> <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
> >>>> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:24:32 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>
> >>>> wrote:

> >>>>>>>>> deomon.local is usenets equivalent of royston vasey.

>
> >>>>>>>> *plonk*
>
> >>>>>>> hi
>
> >>>>>> You are also in my killfile.
>

> >>>>> A transparent killfile. There's an innovation.
>
> >>>> i'm supprized he doesn't have one of those .sigs listing everyone who
> >>>> is killfiled.
>
> >>> You're on it an' all!
>
> >> i'd like to thank, giganews for my account, sadly it wasn't free,
> >> forte agent for thier support over, i think, its coming upto 16 or 17
> >> years and most of all, everyone in the empire of meow for all their
> >> support.
>
> >> and most of all i'd like to thank whoever supplied tonights booze as
> >> i'm tad drunk.
>
> > A true team effort.
>
> > Beats that mountains and mice thing
> > all to Hell.
>
> Get out of demon.local, you filthy beast!

Relax, we have the attention-spans of moths.

--

Ooh, there's a bright light.

[Major Scott]

Tis not the done thing.

--
Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.

[happy zombie jebus]

On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 06:55:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

i laughed, i cried, i did a merry jig, then moved on. bloody moths.

[happy zombie jebus]

nothing is the done thing, that is, until someone does it.

[Major Scott]

That's a very longwinded "there's a first time for everything".

--
He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
"If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
-- Benny Hill

[happy zombie jebus]

long winded can have grace and beauty, while cut to the bone honesty
has no meat to bite into.

[Major Scott]

But doesn't bore the reader to death.

"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."

--
From Hollywood Squares:
Host Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:07:25 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:01:43 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:11 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:18:43 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:00:52 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 18:05:24 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:56:40 -0700 (PDT), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i can remember asking in the forte ng once how to get a .sig over a
>>>>>> certain size to work, the guys in the ng thought i was trolling.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tis not the done thing.
>>>>
>>>> nothing is the done thing, that is, until someone does it.
>>>
>>> That's a very longwinded "there's a first time for everything".
>>
>> long winded can have grace and beauty, while cut to the bone honesty
>> has no meat to bite into.
>
>But doesn't bore the reader to death.

if one cannot be arsed to persevere, the reward isn't for them.

>"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."



--

[Major Scott]

One can only be arsed if the content is sufficiently important or interesting.

--
The dress doesn't make you look fat. It's that ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

[happy zombie jebus]

i'd go with important, if it isn't, why read it in the first place?

[Major Scott]

Why would I be reading demon.local if I only wanted to read important stuff?

--
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Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2A.M.?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

[happy zombie jebus]

On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:51:42 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:44:33 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:22:46 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:26:34 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:07:25 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:01:43 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:23:11 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> long winded can have grace and beauty, while cut to the bone honesty
>>>>>> has no meat to bite into.
>>>>>
>>>>> But doesn't bore the reader to death.
>>>>
>>>> if one cannot be arsed to persevere, the reward isn't for them.
>>>
>>> One can only be arsed if the content is sufficiently important or interesting.
>>
>> i'd go with important, if it isn't, why read it in the first place?
>
>Why would I be reading demon.local if I only wanted to read important stuff?

not being a demon.localer, i couldn't answer than, and probably
couldn't even if it were.

[Major Scott]

Which of the very weird groups are you in?

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[happy zombie jebus]

On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:55:08 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:26:32 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:51:42 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:44:33 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:22:46 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:26:34 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:07:25 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> if one cannot be arsed to persevere, the reward isn't for them.
>>>>>
>>>>> One can only be arsed if the content is sufficiently important or interesting.
>>>>
>>>> i'd go with important, if it isn't, why read it in the first place?
>>>
>>> Why would I be reading demon.local if I only wanted to read important stuff?
>>
>> not being a demon.localer, i couldn't answer than, and probably
>> couldn't even if it were.
>
>Which of the very weird groups are you in?

aavff, auk, afk-mn and a long time ago, dl. i was for a few months
reading afp, but they're way analy retentive in there, just read the
faq.

[Major Scott]

On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:57:47 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:55:08 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:26:32 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:51:42 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:44:33 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:22:46 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>>

>>>>> i'd go with important, if it isn't, why read it in the first place?
>>>>
>>>> Why would I be reading demon.local if I only wanted to read important stuff?
>>>
>>> not being a demon.localer, i couldn't answer than, and probably
>>> couldn't even if it were.
>>
>> Which of the very weird groups are you in?
>
> aavff, auk, afk-mn and a long time ago, dl. i was for a few months
> reading afp, but they're way analy retentive in there, just read the
> faq.

I never read instruction manuals, fineprint, or faqs. I will not be told what to do.

--
Avoid messes.. Remember to cover cat before microwaving.

[happy zombie jebus]

so, have you been a member of the queens council for long?

>--
>Avoid messes.. Remember to cover cat before microwaving.

that just reminded me of the hale and pace cat in a microwave sketch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAVp60X_p0

[Major Scott]

On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:24:42 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:16:27 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:57:47 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:55:08 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:26:32 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:51:42 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>>

>>>>> not being a demon.localer, i couldn't answer than, and probably
>>>>> couldn't even if it were.
>>>>
>>>> Which of the very weird groups are you in?
>>>
>>> aavff, auk, afk-mn and a long time ago, dl. i was for a few months
>>> reading afp, but they're way analy retentive in there, just read the
>>> faq.
>>
>> I never read instruction manuals, fineprint, or faqs. I will not be told what to do.
>
> so, have you been a member of the queens council for long?

No, I'm just not a sheeple. A member of the fuckwit masses.

>> Avoid messes.. Remember to cover cat before microwaving.
>
> that just reminded me of the hale and pace cat in a microwave sketch.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAVp60X_p0

Sent to my cat loving friend to cause a stir.....

--
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

[Major Scott]

On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:50:10 -0000, China Blue Clay <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> I like how they now advertise prescription drugs with full disclosure. Warning:
> possible side effects: death.

I actually had sleeping pills that warned me they may cause drowsiness! The only problem is they didn't.

--
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[happy zombie jebus]

On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:54:59 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:24:42 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:16:27 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:57:47 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:55:08 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:26:32 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:51:42 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> not being a demon.localer, i couldn't answer than, and probably
>>>>>> couldn't even if it were.
>>>>>
>>>>> Which of the very weird groups are you in?
>>>>
>>>> aavff, auk, afk-mn and a long time ago, dl. i was for a few months
>>>> reading afp, but they're way analy retentive in there, just read the
>>>> faq.
>>>
>>> I never read instruction manuals, fineprint, or faqs. I will not be told what to do.
>>
>> so, have you been a member of the queens council for long?
>
>No, I'm just not a sheeple. A member of the fuckwit masses.

i'm a wolf in sheeples clothing. i just cannot bring myself to buy
into the corporate bullshite and watch crap like eastenders and read
crap like hello magazine and all the other time consuming crap churned
out for peopel who cannot think.

>>> Avoid messes.. Remember to cover cat before microwaving.
>>
>> that just reminded me of the hale and pace cat in a microwave sketch.
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAVp60X_p0
>
>Sent to my cat loving friend to cause a stir.....

you could always ask 'em if their favourate curry is kitten tika
massala.

[Major Scott]

On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:21:58 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:

> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:54:59 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:24:42 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:16:27 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:57:47 -0000, happy zombie jebus <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:55:08 -0000, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>>

>>>>> aavff, auk, afk-mn and a long time ago, dl. i was for a few months
>>>>> reading afp, but they're way analy retentive in there, just read the
>>>>> faq.
>>>>
>>>> I never read instruction manuals, fineprint, or faqs. I will not be told what to do.
>>>
>>> so, have you been a member of the queens council for long?
>>
>> No, I'm just not a sheeple. A member of the fuckwit masses.
>
> i'm a wolf in sheeples clothing. i just cannot bring myself to buy
> into the corporate bullshite and watch crap like eastenders and read
> crap like hello magazine and all the other time consuming crap churned
> out for peopel who cannot think.

Neither can I.

--
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[happy zombie jebus]

according to most main stream tv and media, ok magazine and the like,
its over rated and best left alone. playing with free thought only
leads to trouble. mostly for govts and corporations.

[ah]

ah grebe

>
> --
>
> Ooh, there's a bright light.
>

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