Crystal anniversary
Avoid normal situations.
From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
: >
: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
:
: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
[ end included text ]
Happy Fuckhead Day!
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list -- I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed -- who never would be missed" -- W. S. Gilbert
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> [ begin included text ]
>
>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>
>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>: >
>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>:
>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>
>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>
> [ end included text ]
>
> Happy Fuckhead Day!
Fuckhead. [one good turn]
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party
dave hillstrom
<byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> [ begin included text ]
>
>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>
>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>: >
>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>:
>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>
>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>
> [ end included text ]
>
> Happy Fuckhead Day!
please see my sigfile for The Truth.
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG>
got double secret probation for writing:
>On 29 Jul 2008 21:17:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
><byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>
>> [ begin included text ]
>>
>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>
>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>: >
>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>:
>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>
>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>>
>> [ end included text ]
>>
>> Happy Fuckhead Day!
>
>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
Penis breath.
--
A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute
The 2-Belo
Flight director confirms that:
>On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:03:24 -0400, in the land of
Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
K. A. Cannon
<60d0949kpddqj3v1v...@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 30
Jul 2008 18:27:53 +0900:
>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Aratzio has exploded.
>Flight director confirms that:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:03:24 -0400, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG>
>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On 29 Jul 2008 21:17:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>><byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> [ begin included text ]
>>>>
>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>>>
>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>>>: >
>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>>>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>>>:
>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>>>
>>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>>>>
>>>> [ end included text ]
>>>>
>>>> Happy Fuckhead Day!
>>>
>>>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
>>
>>Penis breath.
>
>Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
Fuckwit [there are options ya know]
--
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kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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Avoid normal situations.
> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>> [ begin included text ]
>>
>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>
>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>: >
>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>:
>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>
>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>>
>> [ end included text ]
>>
>> Happy Fuckhead Day!
> Fuckhead. [one good turn]
Fuckhead.
Avoid normal situations.
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>> [ begin included text ]
>>>
>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>>
>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>>: >
>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>>:
>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>>
>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>>>
>>> [ end included text ]
>>>
>>> Happy Fuckhead Day!
>
>> Fuckhead. [one good turn]
> Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
Fuckhead.
Avoid normal situations.
> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>>> [ begin included text ]
>>>>
>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>>>
>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>>>: >
>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>>>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>>>:
>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>>>
>>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>>>>
>>>> [ end included text ]
>>>>
>>>> Happy Fuckhead Day!
>>
>>> Fuckhead. [one good turn]
>> Fuckhead.
> Fuckhead.
Avoid normal situations.
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [However, quality never goes out of style]
The 2-Belo
AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS
>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
>>>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>>>> [ begin included text ]
>>>>>
>>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93J...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>>>>
>>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>>>>: >
>>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>>>>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>>>>:
>>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>>>>
>>>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>>>>>
>>>>> [ end included text ]
>>>>>
>>>>> Happy Fuckhead Day!
>>>
>>>> Fuckhead. [one good turn]
>>> Fuckhead.
>> Fuckhead.
> Fuckhead.
The 2-Belo
AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS
>In alt.flame K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
Fuckhead. [Especially if it was never in style to begin with]
The 2-Belo
AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS
>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"Christopher Columbus's plans to sail west to find a shorter route to India
were considered impossible because: (1) A voyage to Asia would require three
years. (2) The Western Ocean is infinite and perhaps unnavigable. (3) If he
reached the Antipodes, he could not get back. (4) There are no Antipodes
because the greater part of the globe is covered with water and because St.
Augustine says so. (5) Of the five zones, only three are habitable. (6) So
many centuries after the Creation it was unlikely that anyone could find
hitherto unknown lands of any value." -- The consensus of a royal committee
appointed by King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain, 1490
Avoid normal situations.
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
K. A. Cannon
<byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> posted
<g776f...@enews2.newsguy.com> in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose on 4 Aug
2008 15:15:48 GMT:
Fuckhead [Looks like conformity to me]
Mike Colburn
> "Avoid normal situations."
> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> posted
> <g776f422...@enews2.newsguy.com> in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose on 4 Aug
> 2008 15:15:48 GMT:
>
>
>
>
>
> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, 1 Aug 2008 07:41:30 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED
> >> AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
> >> PCS
>
> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> posted
> >>>> <60d0949kpddqj3v1v2v5pucdtk96p05...@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 30
> >>>> Jul 2008 18:27:53 +0900:
>
> >>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Aratzio has exploded.
> >>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>
> >>>>>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:03:24 -0400, in the land of
> >>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>>>>>On 29 Jul 2008 21:17:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>
> >>>>>>>> [ begin included text ]
>
> >>>>>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
> >>>>>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
> >>>>>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
> >>>>>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93Jul30142...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>
> >>>>>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
> >>>>>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
> >>>>>>>>: >
> >>>>>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
> >>>>>>>>: > dissappointment. And you think aus.flame is bad...
> >>>>>>>>:
> >>>>>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
> >>>>>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>
> >>>>>>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. You're a fuckhead.
>
> >>>>>>>> [ end included text ]
>
> >>>>>>>> Happy Fuckhead Day!
>
> >>>>>>>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
>
> >>>>>>Penis breath.
>
> >>>>>Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
>
> >>>> Fuckwit [there are options ya know]
>
> >>> Fuckhead. [However, quality never goes out of style]
>
> >> Fuckhead. [Especially if it was never in style to begin with]
>
> > Fuckhead. [I'm such a rebel]
>
> Fuckhead [Looks like conformity to me]
Fuckhead. [Looks more like a fuckhead to me]
> K. A. Cannon
> kcannon at insurgent dot org
> (change the orgy to org to reply)
>
> Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
> It's already tomorrow in Australia.
> -Charles Schultz
>
> COOSN-266-06-02374
> Hammer of Thor, April 2005
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
> #9 People ruining UseNet lits.
> #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
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>
> - Show quoted text -
The 2-Belo
exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>On Aug 4, 12:54?pm, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>> "Avoid normal situations."
>> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> posted
>> <g776f422...@enews2.newsguy.com> in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose on 4 Aug
>> 2008 15:15:48 GMT:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, 1 Aug 2008 07:41:30 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED
>> >> AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>> >> PCS
>>
>> >>>In alt.flame K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> posted
>> >>>> <60d0949kpddqj3v1v2v5pucdtk96p05...@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 30
>> >>>> Jul 2008 18:27:53 +0900:
>>
>> >>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Aratzio has exploded.
>> >>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>>
>> >>>>>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:03:24 -0400, in the land of
>> >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
>> >>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >>>>>>>On 29 Jul 2008 21:17:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>> >>>>>>><byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>> ?[ begin included text ]
>>
>> >>>>>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>> >>>>>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>> >>>>>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>> >>>>>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93Jul30142...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>
>> >>>>>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>> >>>>>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>> >>>>>>>>: >
>> >>>>>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>> >>>>>>>>: > dissappointment. ?And you think aus.flame is bad...
>> >>>>>>>>:
>> >>>>>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>> >>>>>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. ? You're a fuckhead.
>>
>> >>>>>>>> ?[ end included text ]
>>
>> >>>>>>>> ?Happy Fuckhead Day!
>>
>> >>>>>>>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
>>
>> >>>>>>Penis breath.
>>
>> >>>>>Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
>>
>> >>>> Fuckwit [there are options ya know]
>>
>> >>> Fuckhead. [However, quality never goes out of style]
>>
>> >> Fuckhead. [Especially if it was never in style to begin with]
>>
>> > Fuckhead. [I'm such a rebel]
>>
>> ?Fuckhead [Looks like conformity to me]
>
>Fuckhead. [Looks more like a fuckhead to me]
Fuckhead. [If it cascades like a fuckhead...]
The 2-Belo
K. A. Cannon
<vhbf941hq1q63db2u...@4ax.com> in
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:35:24 +0900:
Fuckhead [If there is no fuckhead is it a cascade?]
--
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [How many heads could a cascade fuck if a cascade could fuck head?]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [It's alt.flame self-parody. Don't you know your Usenet history?]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Aren't you dead?]
Avoid normal situations.
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Yes, but without the fuckhead, it lacks a certain frisson.]
Avoid normal situations.
Avoid normal situations.
Steve Leyland
normal situations. stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
Fuckhead. [But just how many fuckheads does it take to change a lightbulb?]
--
Steve Leyland
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Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Not defined. Fuckheads keep forgetting how to change one.]
Mike Colburn
<byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
Fuckhead. [Fuckhead.]
Avoid normal situations.
> Fuckhead. [Fuckhead.]
Fuckhead. [I'll take that as a yes.]
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael....@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>> On Aug 7, 12:05?am, "Avoid normal situations."
>> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael.p.colb...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > On Aug 4, 12:54?pm, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>> >> "Avoid normal situations."
>>> >> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> posted
>>> >> <g776f422...@enews2.newsguy.com> in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose on 4 Aug
>>> >> 2008 15:15:48 GMT:
>>>
>>> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >> >> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, 1 Aug 2008 07:41:30 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED
>>> >> >> AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>> >> >> PCS
>>>
>>> >> >>>In alt.flame K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>> >> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> posted
>>> >> >>>> <60d0949kpddqj3v1v2v5pucdtk96p05...@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 30
>>> >> >>>> Jul 2008 18:27:53 +0900:
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Aratzio has exploded.
>>> >> >>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:03:24 -0400, in the land of
>>> >> >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
>>> >> >>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>On 29 Jul 2008 21:17:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>> >> >>>>>>><byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>> ?[ begin included text ]
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>> >> >>>>>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>> >> >>>>>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>> >> >>>>>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93Jul30142...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>> >> >>>>>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>> >> >>>>>>>>: >
>>> >> >>>>>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>> >> >>>>>>>>: > dissappointment. ?And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>> >> >>>>>>>>:
>>> >> >>>>>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>> >> >>>>>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. ? You're a fuckhead.
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>> ?[ end included text ]
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>> ?Happy Fuckhead Day!
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>Penis breath.
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
>>>
>>> >> >>>> Fuckwit [there are options ya know]
>>>
>>> >> >>> Fuckhead. [However, quality never goes out of style]
>>>
>>> >> >> Fuckhead. [Especially if it was never in style to begin with]
>>>
>>> >> > Fuckhead. [I'm such a rebel]
>>>
>>> >> ?Fuckhead [Looks like conformity to me]
>>> > Fuckhead. [Looks more like a fuckhead to me]
>>>
>>> ?Fuckhead. [Aren't you dead?]
>
>> Fuckhead. [Fuckhead.]
>
> Fuckhead. [I'll take that as a yes.]
Fuckhead. [Necro.]
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
Fuckhead. [Or they don't give a shit.]
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
Fuckhead. [Nuke France.]
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
Fuckhead. [Sure, man, they chiseled you out of a badlands rock formation,
right?]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Or they fail to notice.]
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"Jupiter's moons are invisible to the naked eye and therefore can have no
influence on the earth, and therefore would be useless, and therefore do not
exist." -- pronouncement made by a group of Aristotlelian professors who
were contemporaries of Galileo's, c. 1610
Avoid normal situations.
> Fuckhead. [Nuke France.]
Fuckhead. [No. Their movies are too good.]
Avoid normal situations.
> Fuckhead. [Necro.]
Fuckhead. [Just curious. Maybe if we have another fossil posting here
besides Cleere, this place will get even worse.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [You say that like there's something wrong with being
invincible.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Or they just... fail.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Evacuate the directors, then nuke the frisson.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Invincible? They had to reconstruct you using dowel rods.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Fuckheads are notorious for failing.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [It's not just the directors, it's all their support staff as well.
You know: "Make your boss look good."]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Balloo finally came back after eight years, I said, "BOO!" to
him once, and he scampered away again.]
Bill Cleere
<byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>
>
> > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
Fuckhead. [Mostly fair with occasional shitstorms. Maybe if we
have another paleobsesso posting here besides Jack "Dr.
Strangeglove" Maxfield, the Mid-West Peace Process could
get back on track, only he's dead yet.]
-- Bill Cleere
"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Like North Korean light bulbs.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead.
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Your commemorative plaque is in the mail.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [And North Korean atomic bombs.]
Avoid normal situations.
> Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Just as I've long suspected abstract artists lack the
talent to paint realistically, I think you and most of
the flonk inmates post wanton nonsense all the time to cover
the fact that you've all nothing to say, and that you don't
say it very well.]
--
alt.flame "direct followups to alt.look.mom.my.name.is.on.the.computer"
The 2-Belo
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [And North Korean leaders.]
Bill Cleere
news:g7raj...@enews2.newsguy.com...
Fuckhead [Jesus B. Christ Humping a Slinky! Is it possible
that anyone could trot out that lame shtick about abstract
artists in *2008*? For that it would be necessary for the
asshole not to know that, leaving aside computers, photography
made painting "realistically" irrelevant, not that it really
mattered because centuries of artists had already exhausted
everything worth doing in "realistic" rendering. What kind of
fucking moron could not see that in *1908*?]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [And North Korean propaganda.]
--
alt.flame "Kim Jong-il is the father of the Revolution. And the child of the
Revolution. And he invented sliced bread" Special Forces
Avoid normal situations.
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Nice attempt to dodge the issue, fuckhead.]
--
alt.flame Special Forces
Avoid normal situations.
> Bill Cleere wrote:
> Anyone who says they enjoy abstract art is a pretentious snot or a wannabe
> pretentious snot. All of them - bandwagon-jumping ass-sniffers.
Fuckhead.
--
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
"There's a hatred of art, a hatred of literature -- I mean of the genuine kind.
Oh the shams -- *those* they'll swallow by the bucket!"
-- Henry James, _The Author of Beltraffio_
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Did you get Balloo's ass bronzed and affixed to the plaque? I'd
like that.]
Avoid normal situations.
> Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
Usenet Rulez
<byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> skrev följande skiiiit i
news:g8006...@enews2.newsguy.com:
Fuckhead.
--
Every night
Street light
I drink my booze
Some run
Some fight
I win they lose
What I need I like
What I don't I fight
N' I don't like you
So say bye bye
Mike Colburn
<byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael.p.colb...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> >> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael.p.colb...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
> >> >> >>>>>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>
>
> >> >> >>>>>>>> [ end included text ]
>
>
> >> >> >>>>>>>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
>
> >> >> >>>>>>Penis breath.
>
> >> >> >>>>>Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
>
> >> >> >>>> Fuckwit [there are options ya know]
>
> >> >> >>> Fuckhead. [However, quality never goes out of style]
>
> >> >> >> Fuckhead. [Especially if it was never in style to begin with]
>
> >> >> > Fuckhead. [I'm such a rebel]
>
> >> > Fuckhead. [Looks more like a fuckhead to me]
>
> > Fuckhead. [Fuckhead.]
>
> Fuckhead. [I'll take that as a yes.]
Fuckhead. [The next time you decide to take a leap in logic, wear a
parachute.]
> alt.flame Special Forces
> "Christopher Columbus's plans to sail west to find a shorter route to India
> were considered impossible because: (1) A voyage to Asia would require three
> years. (2) The Western Ocean is infinite and perhaps unnavigable. (3) If he
> reached the Antipodes, he could not get back. (4) There are no Antipodes
> because the greater part of the globe is covered with water and because St.
> Augustine says so. (5) Of the five zones, only three are habitable. (6) So
> many centuries after the Creation it was unlikely that anyone could find
> hitherto unknown lands of any value." -- The consensus of a royal committee
> appointed by King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain, 1490- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Mike Colburn
<byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:> >>> On Aug 7, 12:05?am, "Avoid normal situations."
> >>> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> >>>> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael.p.colb...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>
> >>>> >> "Avoid normal situations."
> >>>> >> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> posted
> >>>> >> <g776f422...@enews2.newsguy.com> in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose on 4 Aug
> >>>> >> 2008 15:15:48 GMT:
>
> >>>> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>>> >> >> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, 1 Aug 2008 07:41:30 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED
> >>>> >> >> AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
> >>>> >> >> PCS
>
> >>>> >> >>>In alt.flame K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >>>> >> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> posted
> >>>> >> >>>> <60d0949kpddqj3v1v2v5pucdtk96p05...@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 30
> >>>> >> >>>> Jul 2008 18:27:53 +0900:
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Aratzio has exploded.
> >>>> >> >>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:03:24 -0400, in the land of
> >>>> >> >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>On 29 Jul 2008 21:17:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
> >>>> >> >>>>>>><byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93Jul30142...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>: >
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>:
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>> ?[ end included text ]
>
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>>Penis breath.
>
> >>>> >> >>>>>Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
>
> >>>> >> >>>> Fuckwit [there are options ya know]
>
> >>>> >> >>> Fuckhead. [However, quality never goes out of style]
>
> >>>> >> >> Fuckhead. [Especially if it was never in style to begin with]
>
> >>>> >> > Fuckhead. [I'm such a rebel]
>
> >>>> > Fuckhead. [Looks more like a fuckhead to me]
>
>
> >>> Fuckhead. [Fuckhead.]
>
> >> Fuckhead. [I'll take that as a yes.]
>
> Fuckhead. [Just curious. Maybe if we have another fossil posting here
Fuckhead. [As you've been posting here since the week before Usenet
went live, I would imagine you're counting yourself among those
fossils or are we overlooking sniveling invertabrates today?]
> --
> alt.flame Special Forces
> "Jupiter's moons are invisible to the naked eye and therefore can have no
> influence on the earth, and therefore would be useless, and therefore do not
> exist." -- pronouncement made by a group of Aristotlelian professors who
> were contemporaries of Galileo's, c. 1610- Hide quoted text -
Avoid normal situations.
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [There was no alt.flame in those days, dumbass. It was net.flame.]
Avoid normal situations.
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>In alt.flame Usenet Rulez <t...@index.com> wrote:
>> Medm?nniskan "Avoid normal situations."
>> <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> skrev f?ljande skiiiit i
Fuckhead.
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael....@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>> On Aug 8, 6:54?pm, "Avoid normal situations."
>> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael.p.colb...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > On Aug 7, 12:05?am, "Avoid normal situations."
>>> > <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>> >> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael.p.colb...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> > On Aug 4, 12:54?pm, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>> >> >> "Avoid normal situations."
>>> >> >> <byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> posted
>>> >> >> <g776f422...@enews2.newsguy.com> in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose on 4 Aug
>>> >> >> 2008 15:15:48 GMT:
>>>
>>> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >> >> >> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, 1 Aug 2008 07:41:30 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED
>>> >> >> >> AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>> >> >> >> PCS
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>In alt.flame K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>> >> >> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> posted
>>> >> >> >>>> <60d0949kpddqj3v1v2v5pucdtk96p05...@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 30
>>> >> >> >>>> Jul 2008 18:27:53 +0900:
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Aratzio has exploded.
>>> >> >> >>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:03:24 -0400, in the land of
>>> >> >> >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>On 29 Jul 2008 21:17:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>> >> >> >>>>>>><byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>> ?[ begin included text ]
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>From: Can...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE (Chris Cannam)
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>Subject: Re: Gringo's Article
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>Date: 30 Jul 1993 12:24:30 GMT
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>Message-ID: <CANNAM.93Jul30142...@pumuckl.sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE>
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>* JINGO * [ji...@csc.canberra.edu.au] writes:
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>: * GRINGO * <s...@comserver.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>: >
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>: > Alt.flame is supposedly the pinnacle in flaming. What a
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>: > dissappointment. ?And you think aus.flame is bad...
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>:
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>: It's not about flaming, its about communication, telling someone
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>: he/she's a fuckhead doesnt achieve much.
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>But it does give one a certain satisfaction. ? You're a fuckhead.
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>> ?[ end included text ]
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>> ?Happy Fuckhead Day!
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>>please see my sigfile for The Truth.
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>>Penis breath.
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>>>Fuckhead. [I'm a purist]
>>>
>>> >> >> >>>> Fuckwit [there are options ya know]
>>>
>>> >> >> >>> Fuckhead. [However, quality never goes out of style]
>>>
>>> >> >> >> Fuckhead. [Especially if it was never in style to begin with]
>>>
>>> >> >> > Fuckhead. [I'm such a rebel]
>>>
>>> >> >> ?Fuckhead [Looks like conformity to me]
>>> >> > Fuckhead. [Looks more like a fuckhead to me]
>>>
>>> >> ?Fuckhead. [Aren't you dead?]
>>> > Fuckhead. [Fuckhead.]
>>>
>>> ?Fuckhead. [I'll take that as a yes.]
>
>> Fuckhead. [The next time you decide to take a leap in logic, wear a
>> parachute.]
>
> Fuckhead. [*belch*]
Fuckhead. [And thus you have surpassed anything else you've ever posted.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Usenet will end not with a bang, but with a burp.]
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"[They] might as well try to light London with a slice from the moon."
-- William Hyde Wollaston on the possibility of using gas lighting in British
cities, early 1800s
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [I tend to think Usenet is one long burp that will someday end.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [A *Slinky*?]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [The very counterintuitive nature of these threads is
part of their appeal.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Perhaps you were right. Perhaps I *will* be the last person still
posting to Usenet.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [In space, no one can hear you eructate.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [As if there was something wrong with being a snot.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [It's all about context.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Exactly. The instant I get my own spacecraft, I am so off this
planet, so forever. It'll be even better if I can pull a stunt
like the protagonist of Larry Niven's "Rammer" and travel so
close to the speed of light that I'll be space truckin' for
thousands of years, Earth-time, so I'll be still be among the
stars long after the rest of the human race has nuked or bio-
warfared or <x-weapon>ed itself to death. It'll be the ultimate
plonk.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [*flipping pages* I don't see anything in the charter here
about Usenet Abstract Art, anyway. I could ROT-13 a
Hipcrime post and call it abstract art.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Travelin' through space ain't like dusting crops, boy. Oh wait --
wrong cascade.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [And it would be better than many of the real posts.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [I'm sure I called you a fuckhead at some point in that cascade,
so that makes up for it.]
The 2-Belo
Boop-Byarrp! ["Fuckhead", in R2-D2 language]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [Neither the word "fuck" nor any of its variants exist in the
George Lucas universe, fuckhead. Hell, it's so sanitized,
there's probably not even *bathrooms* in there. ((tm) some
fuckhead)]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Is that why Tarkin was always sort of wincing? ((tm) Dave Barry)]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [No, it just seemed that way because Peter Cushing was actually
acting and the rest of the cast were as stiff as boards.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Mark Hammill did a pretty good job of whining.]
--
"...power converterrrrrrrrrrrrs!"
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [He didn't do a very good job of avoiding car accidents.]
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives
traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches?" -- The Quarterly Review, 1825
The 2-Belo
Fuckhed. [I tend to think Lucas had that arranged so he could write about the
bacta fluid.]
--
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [That's because you're a fuckhead.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Thanks for returning to the main topic, fuckhead.]
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. [But of course, fuckhead.]
The 2-Belo
Fuckhead. [Took you long enough, fuckhead.]