Waaaayyyy OT... (was Re: Anime/ sci-fi Conventions)
Ben Cantrick
>>On Mon, 6 Nov 2000, Nikkou wrote:
>>> -Nikkou.
>>> (I'm not really a tomboy, Stanlee. ;)
>>
>>Some people just can't let go.... ;p
>
>la lala!
>
> "My S&M dominatrix forbids me from posting to this thread any longer.
>(Don't worry - our relationship is purely physical.)" ;]
>
>Credits-
>Concept: Nikkou
>Actualization: Ben Cantrick
I lived with some pretty fun people in college. In particular, I had
one roommate who was a computer science major like me. He had a girlfriend
who worked part time as a bartender and part time as a dancer at a local
strip club. (Don't ask - I have no idea.) I remember this one time they
went for a "quiet weekend" at some cabin they'd rented up in the mountains,
and she specifically brought along a can of chocolate frosting and a
cucumber. ;]
Anyway, we were all a pretty atheistic bunch. And like everyone, we
occasionally got a Jehovah's witness knocking on the door trying to
convert us or save our souls or something. As you can imagine, this
generally only made us roll our eyes.
So this one Saturday about 10am there was a knock on the door. (Ten AM
was _very_ early in this bohemian/hacker household.) I stumbled out of
bed and pulled on my robe, and went to open the door. Can you guess what
I saw? Yup, a couple of evangelical types all dressed up pretty and
toting their bibles. So I rolled my eyes and started listening to their
spiel...
Apparently my roommate's girlfriend had been awakened as well. She
came about halfway up the hallway (out of sight of the people at
the door, but not me) and heard their prostylezing. Then she quietly
turned around and snuck back into her and Scott's bedroom.
I assumed she had just shook her head and gone back to bed until I
heard a moan and then a very loud and insistent voice from back
inside the house:
"Beeeenn! Come back to bed!"
This didn't even really register with me at the time. I was too busy
explaining to the Jehovah's witnesses that no, I'd thought about it,
and I truly didn't want eternal life, and had they ever seen that one
movie, "Highlander"? However, I think THEY heard it just fine, and gave
each other a pretty funny look before continuing...
So we got back to arguing again, me telling them that I didn't think
I really needed saving, and them exhorting god's love and all the benefits
of embracing faith. At this point Suze (she'd kill you if you called
her "Susan") really got creative. Just after the Witnesses and I had
paused in conversation, an even louder and more insistent voice came
from back inside the house:
"Beeennn! The handcuffs are getting cold!!"
This time I caught what she was saying. And my slightly sleep-addled
brain managed to correlate it with her earlier crack...
Suddenly a massive laughing fit overcame me. I just started and could
not stop. I had to hold on to the door frame to keep from falling over
and curling up fetal. I was almost hyperventilating, I was laughing so hard.
The Witnesses tried to argue some more, but I was in no shape to reply.
I think I almost managed to stop for a second, but then I started up again
twice as loud as before. I felt really bad, I truly wanted to explain
my beliefs to these guys. But I just *could not* stop laughing. After
about 30 seconds, they figured it out. They bid me good day and walked
off, presumably disgusted with the godless fornicating heathens living
in my household.
In retrospect, I think it was worth waking up at 10am on a Saturday for.
-Ben "Simone!! I paid for the cheese grater, Simone!" Cantrick
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S.N.
meter"!!! That's just too damn funny!!
--
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Ben Cantrick
S.N. <h-arms...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>On a scale of 1 to 10, that ranks about a 20.0 on my "hilarious shit-o
>meter"!!! That's just too damn funny!!
It was blatantly off-topic, I know. But what can I say, some stories
just need to be told.
Blame Nikkou; it's her fault I thought of it. ;]
-Ben
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Nikkou
mackys...@dim.com (Ben Cantrick) wrote:
>In article <evpjyZPSAHA.253@cpmsnbbsa07>,
>S.N. <h-arms...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>>On a scale of 1 to 10, that ranks about a 20.0 on my "hilarious shit-o
>>meter"!!! That's just too damn funny!!
>
> It was blatantly off-topic, I know. But what can I say, some stories
>just need to be told.
>
> Blame Nikkou; it's her fault I thought of it. ;]
Oh! Modesty!
You're brilliant on your own, Ben. ;)
Disclaimer: Tho one of my initials is 'S' it is not for 'Suze', cucumbers
are good sandwiched between buttered brown bread (all thinly sliced),
chocolate frosting is too sweet for me but handcuffs, cable and pantyhose
are all useful things to have on hand.
-S. Nikkou.
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[ŠONTROLŔ] -Sascha Konietzko_Tim Skold
Peter Nordgren
<Jehovah's Witnesses mindf*ck with kink overtones>
ROTFL!
That is truly elegant. I thought my transhumanist proselytizing was a
good way of messing with JW minds, but this method utterly surpasses
it.
/Peter Nordgren