From the George Carlin BBS at www.georgecarlin.com
RetardedNun
fuck who loves money and hates his fans. I've met him twice, and each
time I wanted to kick his ass. Big fucking deal, Margaritaville.
BUFFETT, J., n., c. 1975 : creator of a morass of semi-amusing
mediocre songs about daydreams that pander to drunkards and
ne’r-do-wells; Swilling around on the beer & urine foam of his
cult following, Buffett has recently published a couple of, well, they
call them novels. His brochure-style prose, so randomly weaved, could
eliminate forever the need for barbiturates and other sleep inducing
potions for remedial readers, while his paragraphs, choppy and coyly
disjointed, carry the reader from abstruse tedium, subtly into the
realm of bumbling prolixity. In an ad, cleverly disguised as a news
item in a recent magazine, Buffett’s name was mentioned in the
same sentence with Hemingway and Steinbeck, which is not unlike
grouping the names Einstein, Michelangelo and Quayle.
-- DDR
Rene
Posted: 6/22/01 7:32:14 PM
Chuck Don't care to know the fucker.
I do like Pee-Wee Herman, even though Paul Rubens is an asshole.
I wonder why his name is " HERMAN"....hmmmmm...
Posted: 6/22/01 7:37:42 PM
Mary Finnerty O'Brien I don't understand the appeal... but I know
some people in their mid-20's who are nuts about that guy... kind of
like a mini, less obsessive version of deadheads...
Posted: 6/22/01 7:41:58 PM
Mary Finnerty O'Brien Pee Wee Herman, on the other hand... i like to
gulp down a handful of thorazines and jack myself off to Pee Wee's
Playhouse, as the cartoon people climb out of the TV, and start
crawling around my room..
Posted: 6/22/01 7:46:47 PM
rene saunts Yeah, the so-called parrotheads. What a bunch of
simpletons.
Posted: 6/22/01 7:47:18 PM
Chuck Later kids. The weather here is shit today...so everyone's on
the net . It's so fucking slooooow !
I'm gonna go watch Pee-Wee's Big Adventure on DVD.
You got it, DVD...i'm a fan... a REAL FAN !
Later...masturbating computaters.
Posted: 6/22/01 8:20:45 PM
RetardedNun I hate that fucker. I was at a bar one night. Someone
got up and did this stupid song called "Cheeseburger in Paradise".
Later that night I was at a friends house. I told my friends about
this stupid fucking song. And they were like "Jimmy Buffet!!!!Hell,
yeah dude."
They actually knew all the fucking lyrics.
People are dissapointing.
Posted: 6/23/01 1:42:05 AM
leo Jimmy is asymbol of what this country needs more of: Relaxing
good times and a "what the fuck attitude"! People today are too
stressed out and busy!
It's nice to be able to waste away in Margaritaville every now and
then!
More power to ya Jimmy!!
Posted: 6/24/01 2:01:43 PM
rene saunts Hey Leo,
Would you look at me when I'm talking to you? Try and catch on, would
ya? Buffett is an obsessed workaholic, not to mention alcoholic and
cokehead. He has nothing but contempt for the saps who buy his stuff.
He is, in a word, a hypocrite of the highest order. Like he said about
his image, "It's not real."
Rene
Posted: 6/24/01 2:09:03 PM
RetardedNun Fuck Jimmy Buffet. The world needs DEVO!!!
Bring Devolution back!
It saddens me that their song "Beautiful World" is in a Target ad.
The line they don't play in that ad. Is
"It's beatiful world for you, NOT ME."
Posted: 6/24/01 3:44:17 PM
ampertangle in my opinion, DEVO SUCKS!!!! to hell with devo. blah
Posted: 6/25/01 12:58:49 PM
jesse hey you guys really dont know jimmy buffett hes the coolest
guy. for one thing hes a fucking billionare right now so that beats
anyone that you like the has worked hard to get to where he is now. i
dare you to go read his book maybe you think different of him after
reading it
Posted: 6/26/01 7:52:46 AM
leo right on man!!
Posted: 6/26/01 9:24:37 AM
rene saunts Jesse, poor, poor Jesse,
Assigning the designation of book to anything written by your bonehead
idol can only be considered blasphemy. Buffett is a con artist, and
you are a chump.
Rene
Posted: 6/26/01 9:28:43 AM
SYNDETH and jesse's wasted again in georgecarlinville
Posted: 6/26/01 12:27:11 PM
RetardedNun Oh he's a billionare. That totally fits his image. How
could anyone consider him a fake.
Posted: 6/26/01 3:17:18 PM
rene saunts No shit, Nun. The guy is a fucking asshole. I saw him
push a girl off the stage once. What a man!
Posted: 6/26/01 3:23:08 PM
waste_xXx Okay measuring a person by their monetary worth is no way
of saying if they are good people. At my job I come into contact with
some higher ups within the AOL/Time Warner faction and some of them
are well off. However some of them are also wife beating alcoholics
that should rot in hell. On the other hand sometimes I meet a someone
who has been hit hard in the pocket book but go above and beyond the
call of duty to make life enjoyable by someone else. I do not know
much about Jimmy Buffet but I know I do not care for his music. Being
a billionaire does not qualify as a better person than everyone else.
It just means you have better money management skills, got lucky, or
just a tightass. Also if I wanted to learn more on this character
called Jimmy Buffet the first place I would NOT look is his book. A
good place is an outside biography not written by a fan. Look at
Marilyn Manson. He wrote a book awhile ago that when first published
people read and believed every word in it. Later he came out and said
a majority of the book was false but enjoyed all the controversy the
book caused. Well hopefully this enlightens you a bit and opens a door
in your mind.
wc
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"Think for yourself. Question authority."
-Tool
Posted: 6/26/01 5:00:17 PM
Included URL:
RetardedNun "Think for yourself, question authority" ---- Timothy
Leary (Sampled by Tool)
Posted: 6/26/01 6:21:38 PM
Barmedic Get a life people ....If you don't like Jimmy
Buffitt......DON'T LISTEN TO THE MUSIC...if you are in a bar that
plays his music...then leave...and SHUT THE FUCK UP and find something
worth while to talk about. Who gives a fuck if he is a asshole...He's
got more money than you will ever have so like he give a shit what you
think !!!
Posted: 6/26/01 9:45:09 PM
GGentile All I know is any band who can both be an inspiration to
Wierd Al Yankovick and provide the opening song to "Tank Girl" is okay
by me.
Up with Devolution.
Posted: 6/26/01 9:51:12 PM
Barmedic Rene?????? Who died and made you a expert on Jimmy
Buffitt....Who are you to judge him....maybe he thinks you are just as
bad as he....but then again....he never claimed to be expert on you or
your life !!!! go figure
Posted: 6/26/01 10:00:41 PM
tuxedo Tshirt OK EVERYONE! JUST SETTLE DOWN!
Posted: 6/26/01 10:51:14 PM
Tim Here in Washington we had a few tremors again. It makes me think
of a Jimmy Buffet song that he did on a live album.
Lyrics went something like:
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know where I'm going to go
When the volcano blows.
Posted: 6/27/01 10:09:32 AM
tuxedo Tshirt I invented a dance to that song at a Jimmy concert
once. It was inspired by green cigars and when I started doing it
everyone joined in and next thing I know I had about 2000 dance
partners!!! It was way cool!
Posted: 6/27/01 10:19:02 AM
rene saunts Dear You Parrothead dumbbells,
The notion that a person's money defines them, or makes them good
people, or better than other people is trite and imbecilic, and is
invariably espoused by those who don't have a pot to fucking piss in.
Idol worship is the pasttime of nincompoops, little-brained boneheads
who can't think for themselves. Listening, Barmedic?
Havana daydreamingly,
Rene
Posted: 6/27/01 1:46:29 PM
RetardedNun Chill the fuck out. If you like Jimmy Buffet then fine.
I just think he sucks ass.
As for having more than me. So do the Backstreet Boys. Does that make
them good artist.
Posted: 6/27/01 3:01:39 PM
Barmedic Why yes I am listening "Rene"... I can say I learn alot
about people and there coments. You are somewhat wright with the
"persons money doesn't defines them". The botton line is that he
enjoys life. He doesn't care what you think of him and you know
nothing about the man to even pass judjment on him. The "PARROTHEADS"
enjoy life too and come from all walks of life. The fact that you in
your attempt to be-little the "PARROTHEADS" in your bigger than life
wording go's to show you that like Jimmy "we could care less what you
think eather". When you learn more about the subject and what it's all
about.....then come back with your 2cents worth of nothing. Untell
then...us "PARROTHEADS" will keep on enjoying life while you stay home
on the computer and complain about the BBS....how about those last 3
months
Posted: 6/27/01 3:15:37 PM
RetardedNun Once again I must say. Fuck Jimmy Buffet.
Fuck ParrotHeads! It's time for the revolution of the Spud Boys!
"I know I used to let you tell me what to do
You were confident you knew best.
Now things are working like you want them too
Your confidence is what I detest
You got me lookin far
You got me searching narrow
You got me, I know you know
You got me jerkin back and forth"
Posted: 6/27/01 3:23:50 PM
RetardedNun Just had another thought. That happens to us people with
brains. Unlike Jimmy Buffet fans. Just kiddding.
But I refuse to believe that someone who's out enjoying life and not
taking shit seriously would give a fuck if I ripped on Jimmy Buffet.
Posted: 6/27/01 4:49:36 PM
George Carlin Who takes shit seriously? I normally flush it down the
toilet.
Posted: 6/27/01 4:57:04 PM
Barmedic Oh wait I just remembered that you suck Parrotheads rule
your mom's cock go our team!! I like boys too. Yay.
P.s i cunt spel
Posted: 6/27/01 5:03:45 PM
rene saunts Yes, I noticed.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:06:52 PM
RetardedNun Well now that you've put it that way. I've never looked
at Jimmy Buffet from that angle before. YOUR RIGHT JIMMY FUCKING RULES
MAN!
And of course By Jimmy. I mean Jimmy Hendrix. Buffet still sucks my
ass.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:11:02 PM
Jimmy Buffet Yes I do suck his ass. And it's very very nasty.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:11:45 PM
rene saunts Barmedic,
Here's a little tale about your idol:
About 16 years ago, he opened up a bar in Gulf Shores, AL. He was a
partner in the business, which was named -- guess what? --
Margaritiville. He was in town for the grand opening, where he did a
two-man concert with Greg "Fingers" Taylor. I was invited by Fingers.
Over that weekend Buffett and his little entourage of sycophants
stayed at a luxurious beach house. I was there on Saturday morning,
and God Buffett, abusive to everybody, and hungover after getting
drunk as hell the night before, tried to back his cherried Ford Falcon
out of the driveway. He got it stuck in the sand, and had to shuffle
back into the house to ask for some help. He obviously wasn't used to
humility, and I got a real kick out of watching him, embarrassed by
his inability to drive a fucking car, watch me and a couple of other
guys push his vehicle back into the road. He would have helped us, but
he's too big of a pussy.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:15:53 PM
Barmedic JIMI Hendrix sucks too. I hate that song by him...Bye Bye
Bye but I do get my rocks off to Shape of My Heart. Buffet is my god!!
bow befor Jimmy
Posted: 6/27/01 5:16:43 PM
RetardedNun I as sorry Baremedic. I really do like Jimmy Buffet and
take back everything I said. I like boys too. What a coincendence
Love and kisses
Posted: 6/27/01 5:20:08 PM
RetardedNun Hey I do like little boys. But don't let that shit out
on the internet dude.
As for the spelling it really doesn't matter. JIMI is just a nickname.
James is his real name.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:32:44 PM
Barmedic Hey that sounds great..what are you doing later tonight. I
have this bootleg video of Micheal Jackson and that kid from Home
Alone..we can get our rocks off on that and then get on here and pitch
a bitch. Later we can listen to Jimmy Buffet while we force ourselves
on little boys...you sick fuck.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:38:49 PM
RetardedNun No no no. That's just a midget and Howard Stern done up.
I have that bootleg too.
I was just kidding about my love for little boys. I'm no fucking fag
man! Fuck fags.
I only fuck little girls man! There pussies are so fucking tight. And
you can't get them pregnant.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:41:14 PM
RetardedNun I can't say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
Things like....
"Fuck yourself,
kill yourself,
you piece of shit."
People tell me what to say,
what to think ,
and what to play.
I say...
"GO fuck yourself,
you piece of shit.
Why don't you go kill yourself?"
--- Tool
Posted: 6/27/01 5:44:04 PM
Barmedic Damn...well fuck me. Really fuck me. I can dress up like a
little girl and I won't get pregnant.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:44:49 PM
Barmedic Tool sucks...bunch of posers. Go Buffet!
Posted: 6/27/01 5:46:27 PM
RetardedNun Well I live on Tanglewood Drive in Kimball, MI. It's the
third house to the end of the drive. A two story. It's on the right.
If you know how to add up numbers in numerology my address woud = 8 .
I'd tell you my address but I don't want anything sent to me. I'd tell
you someone elses address but I'd feel bad if you sent someone a mail
bomb. So come and fuck me sweet boy. I love ya!
Posted: 6/27/01 5:49:20 PM
Barmedic No mister nun I want you to WANT ME!!
Posted: 6/27/01 5:50:47 PM
jesse hey i got a small penis too
Posted: 6/27/01 5:55:41 PM
RetardedNun Well send all gay pornography to EotJ...@aol.com .
I'll have to see your picture first. Being that I'm shallow.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:56:53 PM
Pornographic Messiah Jimmy Buffet huh, What a yuppie degernate baby
boomer cock loving cocksucker. That music is for salsa fags and hippy
lovers. In fact that music is DEAD. As DEAD as disco, and anything by
Dave Matthews. I hate this music, it sucks, its corprate feel good
rock. I DONT FEEL GOOD, in fact the world fucking SUCKS. People of my
generation are smug to the boomers because, they left us a worthless
future to grow up in, to try to work in, while they, who in their day
we wilder than us, sold out and shit on the next generations after
them. So fuck all the Buffet Lovers, over 40 dead heads, salsa fags,
and hippys.
Posted: 6/27/01 5:57:22 PM
Bill Clinton Hi. This is Bill Clinton. I just wanted to say that
Jesse Jackson does not have a small penis. No, I never had sexual
relations with the man. But we did fuck a girl together. She got
pregnant. But luckily I'm a backdoor man. The men don't know. But the
little girls understand.
Posted: 6/27/01 6:02:46 PM
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Drifty the Gypsy
Well... a new frilling troll, go away girl or boy or whatever... read the
drivel posted on the Carlin BBS... keep it there...
Drifty the Gypsy
<thinking it maybe time to work on a new curse>
Jolly Eric
Just makes me glad I'm a parrothead. More fun, more enjoyable, better
attitude.
Something else amazing, as many times as Jimmy was mentioned, I'm not sure I
saw the name spelled correctly even once. Figured Carlin fans would be
slightly more intellectual than that.
--
Eric--Drop JimmyFan to reply.
A$$holes are born that way, and they usually don't change.
-Jimmy Buffett
Bob D
news:20010627200756...@ng-mk1.aol.com...
> <snip an amazing amout of stuff from that last post>
>
> Just makes me glad I'm a parrothead. More fun, more enjoyable, better
> attitude.
>
> Something else amazing, as many times as Jimmy was mentioned, I'm not sure
I
> saw the name spelled correctly even once. Figured Carlin fans would be
> slightly more intellectual than that.
Why would you think that? Have you heard Carlins shtick lately? He's
basically just an old, bitter, pissed-off asshole without the intensity of
(for example) Kinnison.
Kind of ironic that he's the epitomy of the boomer-generation attitude the
other poster decries.
Bob D
ScoopKW
>item in a recent magazine, Buffett’s name was mentioned in the
>same sentence with Hemingway and Steinbeck, which is not unlike
>grouping the names Einstein, Michelangelo and Quayle.
Sorry, but I agree with this bit. His dialog leaves much to be desired.
Eric
KW
Jolly Eric
>Why would you think that? Have you heard Carlins shtick lately? He's
>basically just an old, bitter, pissed-off asshole without the intensity of
>(for example) Kinnison.
Well I certainly admire the cynical yet clever observations he's made in the
past (I haven't heard any recent stuff) and felt he was at the least,
insightful. Just my $.02
RetardedNun
I was not trying to annoy you.
Even though I hate Jimmy Buffett.
I am not a troll.
Danny Taddei
you might be surprised. As I see it you're about as at home as pork at
a jewish wedding.
Danny Taddei
Musician's, Writers and Producers resource site:
http://www.demosmasters.com
Brian
[mindless drivel excised]
Like I'm gonna believe some f*k who calls themselves RetardedNun. Go back
to jacking off to PeeWee Herman.
--
Brian M. Kochera
---
Email: mailto:brian19...@earthlink.net
View My Web Page: http://home.earthlink.net/~brian1951
Drop BOXERS to send email.
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RetardedNun
> RetardedNun ranted:
> [mindless drivel excised]
>
> Like I'm gonna believe some f*k who calls themselves RetardedNun. Go back
> to jacking off to PeeWee Herman.
Like I'm going to feel insulted by someone who feels the need to
censor the word fuck. And then makes a fucking Pee-Wee Herman
reference. What the fuck is this 1991. What idiot is still making Pee
Wee masturbating jokes?
Jolly Eric
wrote:
>Like I'm going to feel insulted by someone who feels the need to
>censor the word fuck. And then makes a fucking Pee-Wee Herman
>reference. What the fuck is this 1991. What idiot is still making Pee
>Wee masturbating jokes?
>
In his defense, the reference came from your group of idiods in that other
group! I don't need to censor it, you're a fucking idiot! If you still don't
understand, see my sig. :-)
Brian
Thanks Eric. It was RetardedNun who made a post about Jacking Off to Pee Wee
Herman while taking a psychotropic drug. But then what can you expect from
someone who calls themself retarded? RetardedNun, You ARE the weakest link.
Good-bye.
RetardedNun
> Jolly Eric wrote:
>
> > satanloves...@hotmail.com (RetardedNun), a self confessed retard,
> > wrote:
> >
> > >Like I'm going to feel insulted by someone who feels the need to
> > >censor the word fuck. And then makes a fucking Pee-Wee Herman
> > >reference. What the fuck is this 1991. What idiot is still making Pee
> > >Wee masturbating jokes?
> > >
> >
> > In his defense, the reference came from your group of idiods in that other
> > group! I don't need to censor it, you're a fucking idiot! If you still don't
> > understand, see my sig. :-)
> > --
> > Eric--Drop JimmyFan to reply.
> >
> > A$$holes are born that way, and they usually don't change.
> > -Jimmy Buffett
>
> Thanks Eric. It was RetardedNun who made a post about Jacking Off to Pee Wee
> Herman while taking a psychotropic drug. But then what can you expect from
> someone who calls themself retarded? RetardedNun, You ARE the weakest link.
> Good-bye.
You are wrong. I think.
But anyways I'm done here.
But thank you for proving my theory on Jimmy Buffet fans.
"You ARE the weakest link."
Ha! What wit.
Keep watching TV, drinking beer, getting fat and stupid and I'll meet
you at the evolution bell curve.
Jolly Eric
>Keep watching TV, drinking beer, getting fat and stupid and I'll meet
>you at the evolution bell curve.
>
Hey retard! Read your original post. You're the source of the wisdom that is
peewee herman.
Oh and btw, the top end of a bell curve (Buffett fans) and the bottom end
(retards) won't meet. So keep your bottom dwelling, trolling, stinky,
worthless sack of monkey shit ass out of the clouds and back into the mire that
you came from.
Casper
You like Buffett or you don't. He's got to do to keep bread on the
table,that's all. I happen to like his style. Been going to the keys before
I knew what he was or represented. A very envious way of life, I think. Jeff
CafeMojo
>a jewish wedding.
Dang - that must be why the Goldsteins looked at me so funny when I gave them
a Ronco Bacon-Matic for their wedding gift.
Down here in the South - most every home has one. I sure hope that Hindu
family that just moved in down the block - The Faroukeltorks - like the Omaha
Steaks Gift Pack I sent them?
cap'n ron
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