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Have you ever met Jimmy Buffett?

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Officer Faarva with MORE COWBELL

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Nov 27, 2004, 8:44:25 PM11/27/04
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?

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Tinas49ers

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Nov 28, 2004, 12:50:57 AM11/28/04
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>From: flyhighfreeebird

>?

Nope.

Tin@

MY opinion of why we went to war:

"If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action, have
the responsibility to take action"
From National Treasure

CafeMojo

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Nov 28, 2004, 9:40:27 AM11/28/04
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>Tin@
>
>MY opinion of why we went to war:
>
>"If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action, have
>the responsibility to take action"
>From National Treasure


Cheney to Bush:
"Well, at least some chick in Pomona bought that story."

NanaBabe

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Nov 28, 2004, 10:10:22 AM11/28/04
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Yep :)

Most recently in February at an Outback event when we discussed how awesome it
was being in Waikiki for his concert in January and how much fun he had with
that tear-apart Ref doll I fixed up for him a few years ago. I even made
Charleston blush ;Ş

For those who say he's not very nice, he was extremely gracious and friendly
each time.

Luv~n~Luck!
NB

Cl lycaon

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Nov 28, 2004, 1:07:58 PM11/28/04
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RE NanaBabe's: "For those who say he's not very nice, he was extremely

gracious and friendly
each time."

Well, Dahlin' of COURSE he would be gracious and friendly to YOU! You're a
legend of your own!;-)
Seriously, I've never heard anyone say he was less than congenial to the Phlock
on a one to one basis, I get the distinct impresion that sometimes he probably
has to curb himself and/or might laugh behind their back a little. Mind you, I
don't actually know anyone who has meant him, just going on stories you hear.

cllycaon
Crazy and dangerous, but who else can you trust?



Darrell of "Darrell & Lisa"

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Nov 28, 2004, 1:44:48 PM11/28/04
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> NanaBabe's: "For those who say he's not very nice, he was extremely
> gracious and friendly each time."


I have never met him, but know three who have.

1) They saw Jimmy in a music store on Chicago's "Gold Coast", gave him the
little "fins up" wave, and he smiled and acknowledged them, and left the
store. On their way out of the store Jackson came up to them and asked if
they would like to meet Jimmy. Of course, they got pics and autographs.

2) They saw him on a ferry in the northwest, and quietly walked over and
asked if he was Jimmy. When he acknowledged them, they shook his hand and
said "Thanks". For the rest of the boat ride he sat with them, played with
their little boy, and posed for pictures and such.

3) This is the ONLY time I have heard of him being aloof.
He was spotted reading the paper in his hotel lobby early in the morning,
and the people who saw him made a HUGE, OPENLY PUBLIC display fussing over
him. He quietly said, "Please, not now." They of course were complete
assholes, until he simply got up and quietly walked away.
Can't say as I blame him.


That guy from "Darrell & Lisa"

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Jocko21

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Nov 28, 2004, 2:39:07 PM11/28/04
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Some friends from the Tampa Bay Parrothead club saw Jimmy surfing in front of
the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Hawaii last January. When he got out of the water
they went up and talked to him. He was very polite, asked if he could dry off
and then posed for some pictures. From everything I've heard he is usually very
polite and accomodating as long as you're not making a scene. I've met a lot of
other celebrities who were FAR less generous to their fans when met in person.

Jocko21

If the phone doesn't ring it's because Jimmy and I are going out for a beer and
we don't want to be interrupted.

Agua Girl

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Nov 28, 2004, 3:25:47 PM11/28/04
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"Officer Faarva with MORE COWBELL" <flyhighf...@aol.compost> wrote in
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> ?
>
>

We actually had an opportunity to meet him several years ago.
It was one of those "arranged" meet and greets back stage.
It wasn't like you were going to hang out with him and party
..didn't sound like you would get to do much more than
shake his hand, say a couple of words and pose for a picture.
The downside would have been missing at least an hour
of "party with your friends" time. We passed. No offense
to Jimmy, priorities and all that :-)

AG


Jennifer Chapman

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Nov 28, 2004, 4:01:30 PM11/28/04
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I have never met Mr. Buffett, but did hear a story once that I just loved! A
couple months ago I was at the concert of another artist and we waited at
the stage door to see said artist. It was me, one friend, and about 4 or 5
autograph seekers waiting. We where there for a while and we started to talk
about the autographs they have and how they got them and stuff. Well anyway
we asked about Mr. Buffett, and the guy said he is a total asshole! It seems
that Mr. Buffett knew that he was not a fan and would try to sell his
autograph, he took their picture and instead of signing it wrote in big
letters across it fuck you! I was like way to go Jimmy!


Jennifer


Mango Hombre

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Nov 28, 2004, 11:10:36 PM11/28/04
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I met him once on stage at one of his concerts during the Stumpo El Bando
contest a few years ago. I was told NOT to shake his hand. Yeah, right, bucko!

I held my hand out and he shook it. Way cool! IHave the video to prove it too.
:-)


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Jeff Cochran

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Nov 30, 2004, 7:21:54 AM11/30/04
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On 28 Nov 2004 01:44:25 GMT, flyhighf...@aol.compost (Officer
Faarva with MORE COWBELL) wrote:


Twice. Crazy enough, but both times in men's rooms. :)

Jeff

Peter Krynicki

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Nov 30, 2004, 2:20:27 PM11/30/04
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Jeff Cochran <nos...@mydomain.dude> wrote in message news:<3epoq09uuftlqkv7e...@4ax.com>...

Better! I've mer Mariel Hemingway. What a beauty.

Pjk

William Keaton

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Dec 1, 2004, 1:48:54 AM12/1/04
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"Peter Krynicki" <peter_k...@MSN.COM> wrote in message
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What was Mariel Hemingway doing in a men's room?

(Come on, you were ALL thinking it!!)


Cap'n WJaKe


CafeMojo

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Dec 1, 2004, 2:08:00 AM12/1/04
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>I've mer Mariel Hemingway. What a beauty.


You know she's a clam diver doncha?

.....not that there's anything wrong with that ;-)

Brian K

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Dec 1, 2004, 11:43:06 AM12/1/04
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On 12/01/2004 2:08 AM CafeMojo while holding "tha lizard", exclaimed:

>>I've mer Mariel Hemingway. What a beauty.
>>
>>
>
>
>You know she's a clam diver doncha?
>
>.....not that there's anything wrong with that ;-)
>
>

What! Not Bearded Clams? Does she only like them shaved? :-D

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PirateJohn

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Dec 2, 2004, 2:42:43 PM12/2/04
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>>You know she's a clam diver doncha?

A clam diver? Hmmmm ... never heard that one before.

>What! Not Bearded Clams? Does she only like them shaved? :-D


I think that's sorta like those 'snapping clam' (to semi-politely paraphrase)
jokes that guys like to tell ;)


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Brian K

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Dec 3, 2004, 2:02:28 AM12/3/04
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On 12/02/2004 2:42 PM PirateJohn while holding "tha lizard", exclaimed:

Actually, Mariel Hemingway is a fan of Ellen and Melessa Ethridge. She
doesn't mind smooching gals as a lesbian character in movies (Personal
Best). She's very pro gay and has lots of gay friends, including Ellen
(Degeneres). Members of her extended family are gay. The awful truth
that came-out in Out Magazine is that Mariel Hemingway is hopelessly
hetro. I guess all that "recruiting" from our side didn't pan out.
That should put a smile on a number of you fellows faces (except for
the ones who have fantasies about Mariel and Sharon Stone). 8-)

CafeMojo

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Dec 8, 2004, 8:45:12 AM12/8/04
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>A clam diver?
>Hmmmm ... never heard that one before.

Haha - Let's all make a list! :-)

Bush Whacker
Clam Diver
Rug Muncher
Carpet Cleaner
Double Donut Diddler
Tuna Tickler
Snapper Slapper
Tongue In Groove Carpenter
Fur Burger Flipper
Fish Fondler
Poontang Barrel Rider
Nookie Polisher
Strap-on Cowgirl
Lezzie Borden
Seafood Technician
Twat Twanger
and my favorite
Penis-Challenged Poonanny Pounders

:-P


Jenifer Trimble

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Dec 8, 2004, 9:28:34 AM12/8/04
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What happened to just being a run of the mill bi-sexual like everyone else??

islandgirl
Didja miss me??


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> >The awful truth
>>that came-out in Out Magazine is that Mariel Hemingway is hopelessly
>>hetro. I guess all that "recruiting" from our side didn't pan out.
>

> Don't bet on it. The inside skinny my Hollywood friends tell me is that
> Mariel
> Hemingway is heavy Lez, but when she got outed her agents freaked because
> nobody wanted to cast her anymore.
> Now they're just doing PR damage control.
> Sorta like Anne Heche and that horrible movie she did with Harrioson Ford,
> once
> you're an outed lesbian it's almost impossible to get good roles as a
> hetero
> love interest because mainstream America just won't buy it. Not fair but
> true.
> There are quite a few totally lesbian actresses and models that's are huge
> that
> most folks would never in a million years think are gay because they keep
> it a
> tight secret so they don't lose their hetero fan base and casting clout.
> Just look at Rock Hudson as an example.
> It ain't fair, but not much in life is.


CafeMojo

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Dec 8, 2004, 8:56:11 AM12/8/04
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>The awful truth
>that came-out in Out Magazine is that Mariel Hemingway is hopelessly
>hetro. I guess all that "recruiting" from our side didn't pan out.

Don't bet on it. The inside skinny my Hollywood friends tell me is that Mariel

CafeMojo

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Dec 8, 2004, 10:08:31 AM12/8/04
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>From: "Jenifer Trimble"

>What happened to just being a run of the mill bi-sexual like everyone else??
>
>islandgirl
>Didja miss me??


Works for me!
You busy this weekend? ;-)


Jenifer Trimble

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Dec 8, 2004, 12:46:00 PM12/8/04
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Nope..... should I bring snacks?

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JMon

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Dec 8, 2004, 1:28:22 PM12/8/04
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Jennifer said:

"> Nope..... should I bring snacks?

Um, notice the superhuman restraint that I am showing by not pointing out
the obvious?! ;) Otto, however, has fallen out of the hammock laughing.
He laughed so loud, he passed some Caribbean laughing gas and, I believe,
has killed the cat!

JMon (No points for the easy ones!)


dcbryan

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Dec 8, 2004, 1:53:40 PM12/8/04
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Rock Hudson was a lesbian???

:)
Dave


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PirateJohn

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Dec 8, 2004, 2:08:18 PM12/8/04
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>Jennifer said:
>
>"> Nope..... should I bring snacks?
>
>Um, notice the superhuman restraint that I am showing by not pointing out
>the obvious?! ;)


On Monday the bartendress at the place where we hold weekly motorcycle club
meetings commented to me that "vegetarians (such as herself) taste better."

I'm still trying to figure out what in the hell she was trying to tell me ...

CafeMojo

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Dec 8, 2004, 6:56:23 PM12/8/04
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>Jennifer said:
> ..... should I bring snacks?

Nope,....but a set of rubber sheets,
a pair of handcuffs and a 5 gallon bucket
of Astroglide might come in handy! ;-)
(grin)

CR :-)

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