Open Letter to Jerry Springer

Ernie

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Aug 23, 2011, 7:25:57 PM8/23/11

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Dear Mr. Jerry,

I would like to be on your show, Mr. Jerry.

My name is Ernie Primeau and I live in a trailer in Florida. But please
don't dismiss me because of that.

I am a research scientist who discovered the cure for male pattern baldness.
I postulate...no, I have proven that when you remove your body hair, the
nutrients will flow to your scalp and regrow your scalp hair. For the past
10 years I have cured many people by selling my method and potions over the
internet.

I have many enemies, like asshole farrel and his willnots...like Marcus.
There are also many honest and intelligent members that, in my opinion, are
in my camp: kofi, steven hawkings, doctor proctor, justin and others.

I am quite willing to confront my enemies on your stage whether physical or
otherwise. I'm sure I could hold my own. Do you have body guards big
enough to contain me. I am surely a crusader for truth.

It is true that I have a crush on hunky farrel, and maybe you can throw a
twist in on the homosexuality angle. I will deep mouth kiss him if that
will help the ratings.

Please let me be on your show and prove my method works. Ernie

--
Hi, I'm Harry the Hairy One. I'm the mascot for The Hairloss Solution®.
I'm the hairiest "1" you'll ever meet:
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Ernie

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Aug 23, 2011, 8:19:46 PM8/23/11

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You are the old pussy and asshole farrel from the www.hairlosshelp.com
snake oil site , but thanks anyway for admitting that my method
works. too bad that was the only truth in your post. Now go finger
yourself you lying stupid whining cowardly forger, vile HUNK of shit
and convicted child molester, again. Ernie

Marcus

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Aug 23, 2011, 9:07:45 PM8/23/11

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You said I was Farrel, and I did not write that great letter to Jerry
Springer.

Marcus

Ernie

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Aug 24, 2011, 7:23:22 AM8/24/11

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> Marcus- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You are the old pussy and asshole farrel, of course you didn't write
the letter to Springer, you just babbled here, now go finger yourself
you lying stupid whining cowardly vile HUNK of shit and convicted
child molester farrel. Ernie

Marcus

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Aug 24, 2011, 9:48:44 AM8/24/11

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If "farrel" means someone who makes fun of you, then just about
everyone here is a "farrel".

But no, I am not Farrel, my name is Marcus.

Marcus

Ernie

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Aug 24, 2011, 2:09:50 PM8/24/11

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The old pussy and asshole farrel makes a fool of herself trying to
make fun of me with her silly posts. Now let the lying stupid whining
cowardly vile HUNK of shit and convicted child molester go finger
herself, again. Ernie

Hunky Farrel

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Aug 24, 2011, 3:54:08 PM8/24/11

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Ernie schrieb:

> Dear Mr. Jerry,
>
> I would like to be on your show, Mr. Jerry.
>
> My name is Ernie Primeau and I live in a trailer in Florida. But please
> don't dismiss me because of that.
>
> I am a research scientist who discovered the cure for male pattern baldness.
> I postulate...no, I have proven that when you remove your body hair, the
> nutrients will flow to your scalp and regrow your scalp hair. For the past
> 10 years I have cured many people by selling my method and potions over the
> internet.
>
> I have many enemies, like asshole farrel and his willnots...like Marcus.
> There are also many honest and intelligent members that, in my opinion, are
> in my camp: kofi, steven hawkings, doctor proctor, justin and others.
>
> I am quite willing to confront my enemies on your stage whether physical or
> otherwise. I'm sure I could hold my own. Do you have body guards big
> enough to contain me. I am surely a crusader for truth.
>
> It is true that I have a crush on hunky farrel, and maybe you can throw a
> twist in on the homosexuality angle. I will deep mouth kiss him if that
> will help the ratings.
>
> Please let me be on your show and prove my method works. Ernie
>
>

ernie, i would like to perform with you on stage. anything goes.

Marcus

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Aug 24, 2011, 5:39:26 PM8/24/11

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There is no need for anybody to make a fool of you.

You do that just fine all by yourself.

Marcus

Ernie

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Aug 24, 2011, 8:35:10 PM8/24/11

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> ernie, i would like to perform with you on stage. anything goes.- Hide quoted text -

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> - Show quoted text -

I do not perform with old pussies and assholes, now go finger yourself

Ernie

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Aug 24, 2011, 8:34:46 PM8/24/11

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The old pussy and asshole farrel makes a fool of herself by talking to
herself, now let the lying stupid whining cowardly vile HUNK of shit
and convicted child molester, again. Ernie

Marcus

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Aug 25, 2011, 7:31:09 PM8/25/11

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Farrel does not even post here anymore you idiot, so he can`t be
talking to himself.

Marcus

Ernie

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Aug 25, 2011, 8:21:32 PM8/25/11

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There the frustrated old pussy and asshole farrel goes again, calling
others what she is, now let the lying stupid whining cowardly vile

kb9rqz

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Aug 25, 2011, 9:08:08 PM8/25/11

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> Ernie- Hide quoted text -
>
>
indeed gavi an me watned too be on springar. we are a marryed
transgandered couple. and gavi got jellouis wehn i blew teh VE team to
gte our genaerels. indeed i did teh deed for both of us to up gread
but gavi dont leik me to be wiht anathar mans.

Marcus Cox

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Aug 25, 2011, 9:28:54 PM8/25/11

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You should get together with ernie. She has wanted to get a sex change
for years, but due to her age, mental health issues, and the fact she
lives in a trailer park, that is not going to happen.

Marcus

kb9rqz

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Aug 25, 2011, 9:37:23 PM8/25/11

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so waht? at lest i now waht its leik to lick my excrement off of
anothar mans genitals.

kb9rqz

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Aug 25, 2011, 11:02:07 PM8/25/11

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On Aug 25, 9:37 pm, kb9rqz <kb9...@acdcfan.com> wrote:
> On Aug 25, 8:

kb9rqz

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Aug 25, 2011, 10:59:29 PM8/25/11

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Ernie

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Aug 26, 2011, 6:46:50 AM8/26/11

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describing her situation using other people's names, now let the lying

Marcus

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Aug 26, 2011, 3:18:08 PM8/26/11

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You already babbled that. Nothing new erniebald?

Marcus

kb9rqz

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Aug 26, 2011, 4:23:54 PM8/26/11

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On Aug 25, 10:59 pm, kb9rqz <m...@kb9rqz.com> wrote:
> On Aug 25, 9:37 pm, kb9rqz <kb9...@acdcfan.com> wrote:
>
>
>

> > On Aug 25, 8:28 pm, Marcus Cox <marcuscox2...@gmail.com> wrote:- Hide quoted text -

Nomen Nescio

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Aug 26, 2011, 9:51:03 PM8/26/11

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You aren't going to to be able to get to the studio since you can't go
more than a 2 hour drive from Tampa.

Marcus

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Aug 27, 2011, 12:26:14 AM8/27/11

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Good point Nomen, though it seems ernie can travel 3 hours from her
trailer.

Marcus

Ernie

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Aug 27, 2011, 11:55:27 AM8/27/11

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There the frustrated old pussy and asshole farrel from the www.hairlosshelp.com
snake oil site goes again, accusing others of doing what she does, now

Ernie

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Aug 27, 2011, 11:57:45 AM8/27/11

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> more than a 2 hour drive from Tampa.- Hide quoted text -

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> - Show quoted text -

It is the old pussy and asshole farrel who wants to go on the Springer
show, we saw the old bitch post so using my name, now let he lying

Marcus

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Aug 27, 2011, 1:42:43 PM8/27/11

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The Springer show only wants freaks on it, so clearly you are the
obvious choice.

Jerry Springer : "Hey everybody, our next guest claims to have the
answer to hair loss. But, as you will see, our next guest is bald."

Marcus

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Aug 27, 2011, 1:43:22 PM8/27/11

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Again, I am Marcus and I am not from www.hairlosshelp.com - your
favorite site.

Marcus

Nomen Nescio

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Aug 27, 2011, 2:12:04 PM8/27/11

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Well, he still can't make it to the studio. Maybe Jerry can bring a
camera crew down to Tampa.

kb9rqz

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Aug 27, 2011, 5:03:45 PM8/27/11

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Aug 27, 2011, 5:44:13 PM8/27/11

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Marcus

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Aug 27, 2011, 6:54:16 PM8/27/11

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Most likely for the best. They would have to clean the studio after a
visit from the smelly one.

Marcus

Ernie

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Aug 28, 2011, 3:31:18 PM8/28/11

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The frustrated old pussy and asshole farrel going to a studio? now let

the lying stupid whining cowardly vile HUNK of shit and convicted

child molester farrel go finger herself, again. Ernie

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Aug 28, 2011, 9:22:34 PM8/28/11

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kb9rqz <kb9...@acdcfan.com> writes:

410> Newsgroups: alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-
springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy

410> indeed gavi an me watned too be on springar. we are a marryed
410> transgandered couple. and gavi got jellouis wehn i blew teh VE
team to
410> gte our genaerels. indeed i did teh deed for both of us to up
gread
410> but gavi dont leik me to be wiht anathar mans.

What does that have to do with alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,
alt.fan.jerry-springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy, kb9rqz?

411> Newsgroups: alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-
springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy

411> so waht? at lest i now waht its leik to lick my excrement off of
411> anothar mans genitals.

What does your excrement fetish have to do with alt.baldspot,
rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-springer,alt.slack,
comp.os.os2.advocacy, kb9rqz?

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412> Message-ID: <83de543d-4064-4473-
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What does your empty response to yourself have to do with
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tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Aug 28, 2011, 9:24:34 PM8/28/11

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Aug 28, 2011, 9:30:14 PM8/28/11

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Marcus Cox writes:

5> Newsgroups: alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-
springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy

5> You should get together with ernie. She has wanted to get a sex
change
5> for years, but due to her age, mental health issues, and the fact
she
5> lives in a trailer park, that is not going to happen.

What does that have to do with alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,
alt.fan.jerry-springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy, Marcus?

6> Newsgroups: alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-
springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6> You already babbled that. Nothing new erniebald?

What does your question of erniebald have to do with alt.baldspot,
rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-springer,alt.slack,
comp.os.os2.advocacy, Marcus?

7> Newsgroups: alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-
springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7> Again, I am Marcus and I am not from www.hairlosshelp.com - your
7> favorite site.

What does your identity and Ernie's allegedly favorite site have to do
with alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-springer,
alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy, Marcus?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Aug 28, 2011, 9:32:44 PM8/28/11

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Ernie <eprim...@gmail.com> writes:

10> Newsgroups: alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-
springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy

10> There the frustrated old pussy and asshole farrel goes again,
10> describing her situation using other people's names, now let the
lying
10> stupid whining cowardly vile HUNK of shit and convicted child
molester
10> go finger herself, again. Ernie

What does that have to do with alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,

alt.fan.jerry-springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy, Ernie?

11> Newsgroups: alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.fan.jerry-
springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy

11> There the frustrated old pussy and asshole farrel from the
www.hairlosshelp.com
11> snake oil site goes again, accusing others of doing what she does,
now
11> let the lying stupid whining cowardly vile HUNK of shit and
convicted
11> child molester go finger herself, again. Ernie

What does that have to do with alt.baldspot,rec.radio.amateur.policy,

alt.fan.jerry-springer,alt.slack,comp.os.os2.advocacy, Ernie?