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Ernie

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Apr 17, 2011, 4:44:43 PM4/17/11
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When I began spraying melatonin on my head I couldn't be sure if it would
put my hair follicles to sleep. Or, perhaps, it would put the hair loss
antagonists to sleep.

You see, it's not as simple as balding area vs. the hairy one. You're
entire scalp has both balding and the hairy one concurrently.

How convenient, then, that you can buy melatonin to spray on one's noggin.

I am proud to announce that my hair is growing back faster than ever.

Yes, my friends, future events such as this will affect you in the future.

$16. Cash or check accepted. No credit cards, please. Ernie

PS--Oprah or Jerry, I am free to be on your talk show but only if you visit
within a three hour drive.


Ernie

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Apr 17, 2011, 9:18:27 PM4/17/11
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Go finger yourself you lying stupid whining cowardly imposter and vile
piece of shit farrel from the www.hairlosshelp.com snake oil site.
Ernie

Ernie

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Apr 17, 2011, 9:33:31 PM4/17/11
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"Ernie" <eprim...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:cc084694-4d7d-40f2...@z31g2000vbs.googlegroups.com...

Jerry and Oprah: Please ignore this fake ernie who posts vulgarity. I am
the real deal and I will send your ratings through the roof. Ernie


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Apr 17, 2011, 10:41:34 PM4/17/11
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the real ernie's method works

Hunky Farrel

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Apr 18, 2011, 12:22:33 AM4/18/11
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Ernie schrieb:
ernie, you continue to amaze me. this is a breathtaking breakthrough in
hairloss research. i would like to accompany you to the tv shows. maybe
i can get a chance to show my hairy one to a wide audience. this would
be further proof that your method works wonders.

PS: plucking the hairy one increases the duration of an erection. i just
found out.

Ernie

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Apr 18, 2011, 4:15:24 PM4/18/11
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On Apr 17, 9:33 pm, "Ernie" <Ernie...@webtv.net> wrote:
> "Ernie" <eprimea...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>
> news:cc084694-4d7d-40f2...@z31g2000vbs.googlegroups.com...
> On Apr 17, 4:44 pm, "Ernie" <Ernie...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
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>
>
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> > When I began spraying melatonin on my head I couldn't be sure if it would
> > put my hair follicles to sleep. Or, perhaps, it would put the hair loss
> > antagonists to sleep.
>
> > You see, it's not as simple as balding area vs. the hairy one. You're
> > entire scalp has both balding and the hairy one concurrently.
>
> > How convenient, then, that you can buy melatonin to spray on one's noggin.
>
> > I am proud to announce that my hair is growing back faster than ever.
>
> > Yes, my friends, future events such as this will affect you in the future.
>
> > $16. Cash or check accepted. No credit cards, please. Ernie
>
> > PS--Oprah or Jerry, I am free to be on your talk show but only if you
> > visit
> > within a three hour drive.
> >>Go finger yourself you lying stupid whining cowardly imposter and vile
> >>piece of shit farrel from thewww.hairlosshelp.comsnake oil site.

> >>Ernie
>
> Jerry and Oprah:  Please ignore this fake ernie who posts vulgarity.  I am
> the real deal and I will send your ratings through the roof. Ernie- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Go finger yourself you lying stupid whining cowardly imposter and vile

piece of shit farrel from www.hairlosshelp.com snake oil site. Ernie

Ernie

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Apr 18, 2011, 4:16:39 PM4/18/11
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On Apr 18, 12:22 am, Hunky Farrel <hunky.far...@snakeoilers.com>
wrote:
> found out.- Hide quoted text -

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> - Show quoted text -

Go finger yourself you lying stupid whining cowardly vile piece of
shit farrel. Ernie

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