The New James Bond

[Ronald N Clark]

Pierce Brosnan? He was a Good Remington Steele.
He now faces the same scrutiny that Roger Moore faced when
he filled the role-many thought he was a good Saint but no
James Bond. Kenneth Branagh should have been Picked.

My Ideal New James bond Movie
Title.............Bang Bang, Kiss Kiss
James Bond........Kenneth Branagh
Femme Fatale......Halle Berry, Charlotte Lewis or whatsername from the Rocketeer and
the Hot Spot.
The Enemy: .......Specter led by->(see villan)
Villain...........Christopher Walken: typecast? so what?or Patrick McGoogan
Deadly Henchperson....singer Bjork: killer elf with a lot of weapons.Jaye Davidson.
Exotic Foreign Locales....Rio De Janeiro/St. Petersburg Russia/
Florence Italy/ Barcelona-shootout in a Gaudi's
Cathedral/the World Cup/ The Mall of America(!)
Theme Song..............." Bang Bang, Kiss Kiss" by Prince.
Sung by..................Sade (is United Artists or whoever is producing
listening she's perfect, give her a Cameo)
or Eric B & Rakim.
Directed by..............whatsisname from the Crying Game and Mona Lisa or
" " Passenger 57.
If anyone shares my vision, Please feel free to copy this and forward it to
whoever is producing James Bond material nowadays.
P.S.: George Lazenby was perfectly adequate.
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That Jivy Negro, Ronald Clark
wok...@iastate.edu