Bond Anagrams
kcdo...@aol.com
This is a very interesting post and at times even funny. I just have one
question -
What do you do in your SPARE time?
Brad
<<I decided to take the titles of several Bond films/stories and the names
of
many of the key people in developing James Bond and seeing what anagrams I
could make of the names. Some of what I came up with was nonsensical.
Some
of it is hilarious. Take a gander.
(Before someone asks, my anagram program couldn't find a single thing for
"John Barry." I had to include "Dame" to get anything out of "Judi
Dench,"
and "Doctor" had to be spelled out for "Doctor No.") However, if anyone
thinks of something I missed that should be "anagramed," let me know and
I'll
see what I can come up with.
My favorites are the ones for OHMSS, FYEO, and, as it's appropriate for
the
movie, the second one for LALD.
Doctor No
Trod Coon
From Russia With Love
Worrisome Fish Vault
Goldfinger
Ford Niggle
Thunderball
Bland Hurtle
Null Breadth
You Only Live Twice
Yellow Voice Unity
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Jersey Conservatism Sect Here
Diamonds Are Forever
Drove Sofa Remainder
Live and Let Die
Devil Dateline
Invalid Delete
The Man With the Golden Gun
Wham Nineteenth Gold Thug
The Spy Who Loved Me
Develop Whose Myth
Tweed Lymph Hooves
Moonraker
Moron Rake
For Your Eyes Only
You Sly Ornery Foe
Octopussy
Cosy Spout
Pussy Coot
The Living Daylights
Ghastly, Divine Light
Tangy, Devilish Light
Dally Giveth Insight
Lengthy, Lavish Digit
Licence To Kill
I'll Tickle Once
Like Cell Tonic
Goldeneye
Yodel, Gene
Casino Royale
Any Social Ore
Never Say Never Again
Savvy Engineer Arena
Easy Nirvana Revenge
Ensnare Every Vagina
Property of a Lady
Ply Predatory Oaf
Deaf Royalty Prop
Drapery Foot Play
Poodle Party Fray
Quantum of Solace
Maul Oaf Conquest
Sean Connery
Canyon Sneer
George Lazenby
Noble Grey Gaze
Roger Moore
Moo Gore Err
Timothy Dalton
Dainty Moth Lot
Hot Tilt Dynamo
Pierce Brosnan
Nice Barn Spore
Carbine Person
Bernard Lee
Render Able
Learn Breed
Need Barrel
Robert Brown
Rot Brew Born
Dame Judi Dench
Jade Munch Died
Desmond Llewelyn
Meddle Well, Sonny
Lois Maxwell
Oil Wax Smell
Caroline Bliss
Narcosis Libel
Basil Licensor
Samantha Bond
Son Had Bantam
Cubby Broccoli
Bucolic Bob Cry
Harry Saltzman
Lazy Marsh Rant
Maurice Binder
Buried Carmine
Made Urine Crib
Ian Fleming
Melanin Fig
Inflame Gin
John Gardner
Rend Horn Jag
Raymond Benson
Sonny Doberman
James Bond
Sad Job, Men
--
The family that Bonds together, stays together.
OHMSS
HILARIOUS! I am ROTFL!!!!
You *do* have a lot of free time, though!
Draugnar
I've left my favorites. This is a gret list, Samuel!
s...@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) wrote:
>Thunderball
> Null Breadth
It wasn't exactly a "deep" film, now was it?
>Live and Let Die
> Invalid Delete
I agree whole heartedly!
>The Spy Who Loved Me
> Develop Whose Myth
Why Bond's, James Bond's of course <g>.
>Moonraker
> Moron Rake
Definently!
>For Your Eyes Only
> You Sly Ornery Foe
Ari Kristatos? Sly? Yes. After all, he did try to convince Bond that
Columbo was Loch's partner/boss. Ornery? Just look what he did to
Columbo at the end. The man was bleeding from a gash to the head.
>Never Say Never Again
> Ensnare Every Vagina
Wasn't this what Sean did at every possible turn in that one?
>Sean Connery
> Canyon Sneer
ROTFLABMGOT (and barfing my guts out too)
>Pierce Brosnan
> Carbine Person
Carbine? Steele? Sounds mighty suspicious to me <g>...
>Lois Maxwell
> Oil Wax Smell
It's from all that make-up they used to cover the wrinkles in AVTAK
<g>.
>Raymond Benson
> Sonny Doberman
Hey RaymBen! This would be a great Pseudonym!
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The Rink
Doctor No
Trod Coon
Goldfinger
Ford Niggle
The Spy Who Loved Me
Develop Whose Myth
Tweed Lymph Hooves
Moonraker
Moron Rake
For Your Eyes Only
You Sly Ornery Foe
Octopussy
Cosy Spout
Pussy Coot
Goldeneye
Yodel, Gene
Sean Connery
Canyon Sneer
Lois Maxwell
Oil Wax Smell
Caroline Bliss
Narcosis Libel
Basil Licensor
Samantha Bond
Son Had Bantam
Cubby Broccoli
Bucolic Bob Cry
Harry Saltzman
Lazy Marsh Rant
Maurice Binder
Buried Carmine
Made Urine Crib
Ian Fleming
Melanin Fig
Inflame Gin
John Gardner
Rend Horn Jag
Raymond Benson
Sonny Doberman
James Bond
Sad Job, Men
--
"Ha--uh, uh, uh, uh, huuuhhhh?" -- Sam Stoddard
"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...HA...HA...HA...HOOOOEEYY!!!" -- Goofy
"Ahweehrwyyhwhryrhwwehrwehrwrhwherr...." -- Dick Van Dyke
"Yerhudurdhrrdrhudrtdhtudhrtduhtddhrtur...." -- Sebastian
"Yabba dabba doo!!" -- Fred Flintstone
"Habba, habba, ha-hhhhhaaaaa...." -- Jackie Gleason
"HABBA HABBADA HABBADA HABBADA, what goes here?" -- Professor Jacoby
The Rink
I forgot the Bond directors. Couldn't find any for "John Glen."
Terence Young
Cony Teen Urge
Congruent Eye
Guy Hamilton
Alimony Thug
Youth Malign
Louis Gilbert
Libelous Grit
Big Oil Rustle
Peter R. Hunt
Rep the Runt
Repent Hurt
Martin Campbell
Clamber Implant
Palm Timber Clan
--
David Fresko
This is probably one of the funniest things I have anywhere on the internet,
but god! How long did this take???
Dave