THE Best Bumper Stickers EVER
Dr. Jai Maharaj
In the article <4ec24o$h...@gold.niia.net>,
of 27 Jan 1996 02:20:08 UTC,
"Michael R. Jones" <mrj...@niia.net> wrote:
> Here's one I have:
> "DON'T STEAL
Oh no, now we are going to see a barrage of "Take your religious
message somewhere else!" posts.
Jai Maharaj <j...@eskimo.com> *-=Om Shanti=-*
%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%:%
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: 2.6.2
Comment: ftp://ftp.prairienet.org/pub/providers/pgp/pgpfaq.txt
iQCVAwUBMQul5+lp/UA/8L65AQFIQAP7BTtzBwWQQuiZJ5iFHrazKupaa81i72oa
lKVvaBWmiPR/CXnM4XbMSrrOdS0v34aj/uBuaXSTqD6cIlwR+PmNxc5ZpRwiBYX+
VEEKBjH49AVXZZ/pVIzpaws3+/mRKgg89eDCMT5BymdfNxTyX6udoo5kug01uHy+
U6kalXGA0vU=
=YRBH
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
Mike Haight
: Oh no, now we are going to see a barrage of "Take your religious
: message somewhere else!" posts.
No, we just want to see _you_ go somewhere else (AOL, compuserve ...).
: Jai Maharaj <j...@eskimo.com> *-=Om Shanti=-*
What is a matter Jai-clown? All the Hawai`i ISPs kick you off?
Ob-bumper sticker:
"Save the whales
collect the whole set"
--
Michael Haight
Jay
> "Save the whales
> collect the whole set"
Or...Save the whales...harpooon a fat chick.
Jay
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jay DeSimone If the pen is truly mightier
533 W. Main St. than the sword, why don't
Lock Haven, PA 17745 people name their pens?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dan Thornsberry
jdes...@falcon.lhup.edu says...
Now That We Really need Him?"
--
============================================================
| | The GOP sez you MUST have |
| Dan Thornsberry | that child. |
|tbe...@computek.net | |
| | So they can starve it! |
============================================================
The victors called the revolution a triumph of liberty;
but now and then liberty, in the slogans of the strong,
means freedom from restraint in the exploitation of the
weak. -Will Durant
Michael Zarlenga
--
-- Mike Zarlenga
Hey Hillary, what do ya say? How many lies did you tell today?
Bill Gfroehrer
Michael L. Maurer
667: The neighbour of the beast
When the DM smiles, it's already too late!
Want an exciting new career? Try herding cats!
A cat by any other name is a sneaky little furball that shits behind
the couch.
Starfleet Security: The few, the proud, the expendable.
He's dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
Kirk to Spock- beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack!
The Campus Crusade for Cthulu- It found me!
=-]
"You keep using that word.
I don't think it means what you think it means."
-Inigo Montoya
Val Purvis
"MY NAME IS VINCENT, WATCH MY VAN GO !"
>>>--((()))-->
(O O)
+------oOOo-(_)-oOOo----------+------------------------+
| Val Purvis(Mr.)Baltimore, MD| HOME OF THE CFL COLTS |
| Internet Email Address: | vpu...@ix.netcom.com |
| "When in doubt, RTFM. IF and when you can find them" |
+------------------------------------------------------+
Dr. Jai Maharaj
Val Purvis <vpu...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> On a van I once saw
> "MY NAME IS VINCENT, WATCH MY VAN GO !"
The following bumper sticker
was seen in New York:
What's the hurry? Hare Krishna!
Jai Maharaj <j...@aloha.com>
*-=Om Shanti=-*
Val Purvis
"MY NAME IS VINCENT, WATCH MY VAN GO !"
(O O)
+------oOOo-(_)-oOOo----------+------------------------+
| Val Purvis(Mr.)Baltimore, MD|XHOME OF THE CFL COLTS |
Steven F. Brueggeman
Save the planet -- Kill yourself
Save a deer -- Bag an activist
Al Margheim
Tasha Yar
Dan
:>I've seen some good bumper stickers also.
:>Save the planet -- Kill yourself
:>Save a deer -- Bag an activist
I used to have one on my car I made myself. It read:
Radical feminists suffer from chronic penis envy
I had to take it off, though. I got tired of being flipped off,
screamed at, and run off the road by short-haired lesbians.
Dan
:>"Steven F. Brueggeman" <Go...@bcl.net> wrote the following:
or as seen on Benny Hill:
Preserve wildlife...pickle a squirrel today
Mike
Urmm. I think you mean:
Once I THOUGHT I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Have a day :|
Mike
There is no gravity.... the earth sucks.
Sirbeanboy
student at..."
It said, my son was inmate of the month at florida state penitentuary
(and i know i spelt penetentuary wrong, but im too lazy to find the right
spelling)
j...@bio.umass.edu
j...@bio.umass.edu
j...@bio.umass.edu
j...@bio.umass.edu
j...@bio.umass.edu
BlackJack
posted! Do you have chronic senders syndorm or something... One message
only Please!
On 1 Mar 1996 j...@bio.umass.edu wrote:
> HAPPINESS IS COMING
>
>
>
>
H O U S E O F B L A C K J A C K
__________________ __________________
| | | |
| A | DEALER PAYS | J $ $ $ $ |
| /\ | | ======= |
| / \ | 3/2 | @ ###| |
| / \ | | /_ ^##| |
| \ / | Chad Thelen | ~> ##\ |
| \ / | | | #| |
| \/ A | | @@@@@@ J |
|________________| |________________|
the...@river.it.gvsu.edu
POEM:
I love you, You love me
We're a happy family!
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor
No more purple dinosaur!
j...@bio.umass.edu
Don Schullian
>j...@bio.umass.edu didst babble forth, saying:
>>>>HAPPINESS IS COMING
>Wassa matter? Your send button break???? Putz!
Nope, he's been dateing the Energizer Bunny with the upside down
battery.
-Lurch-
>>>HAPPINESS IS COMING
Wassa matter? Your send button break???? Putz!
=================================
Help! Internet Cops! Someone stole my sig!
=================================
joker
ASK ME ABOUT MY PENIS
I carry them around in the glove compartment and when I see someone
parked in a handicapped spot that doesn't belong there or someone
disses me. The merry prankster strikes again. he he
ch...@ix.netcom.com
IS YOUR OLD MAN
WAITRESSES SERVE IT HOT
Andrew M Dempster
These ones are kind of 'reverse' funny, if you know what i mean.....
My Other Wife Has Orgasms
or
My Other Penis is Big
Keith Marchington
: and those "If you can read this..."
: ....thank your teacher
: ....get off my ass
: ....apply your brakes NOW!
....I'm out of oil.
--
Keith
OnTheEdge
they taste great!
--
If you don't need a fork, It's not real Beer.
Keith R. Fyhr
: | : HAPPINESS IS COMING
: | VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
: MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
With either of the two follow ups:
SUCK MEAN PEOPLE
or
NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
--
Excuse me sir, | Fight hard for a
I have something |.| DRUG FREE AMERICA!
I need to |.|
*TOKE* |\./| Errr, no, I mean,
to you about. |\./| FREE DRUGS FOR AMERICANS!
. |\./| .
\^.\ |\\.//| /.^/
\--.|\ |\\.//| /|.--/
\--.| \ |\\.//| / |.--/
\---.|\ |\./| /|.---/
\--.|\ |\./| /|.--/
It's 4:20; \ .\ |.| /. / It's now 4:30;
Do you know where _ -_^_^_^_- \ \\ // / -_^_^_^_- _ Do you know where
your bong is? - -/_/_/- ^ ^ | ^ ^ -\_\_\- - *YOU* are?
|
|
Bill Bixby
Robin L. Thomas
Moutain Man
Walter Bushell
: j...@bio.umass.edu wrote:
: : HAPPINESS IS COMING
: :
: VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
Shouldn't that be HAPPINESS IS CUMMING.
AS JESUS IS CUMMING AGAIN!!!
--
Save Humanity!.....................Win valuable prizes!
See my home page at http://www.wp.com/walterb <pr...@panix.com>
snoopy ass dogg
I love airplane noise
Is your church approved by the ATF?
Crazy Sven
"David Koresh Did It One Day At A Time"
"My Pothead Son Smoked Your Honor Student"
"Jesus Is Way Cool" (From a song)
"Why?"
Griffin Moss
> Date: Mon, 18 MAR 1996 12:41:35 GMT
> From: Bill Bixby <jz...@netcom.com>
> Newgroups: alt.politics.clinton, alt.tasteless.jokes, rec.humor, alt.2600,
> alt.fan.jai-maharaj
> Subject: Re: THE Best Bumper Stickers EVER
>
> ftlg...@dfw.dfw.net (Azazel Diabolus (aka Fetelgeuse)) writes:
>
> | j...@bio.umass.edu wrote:
> | : HAPPINESS IS COMING
> | :
> | VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
>
> MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
>
>
A friend of mine in Wyoming made up his own version of the above, and had
about a hundred of them printed...it said
TRENDY PEOPLE SUCK
any more than 100, and it would have been more of a beacon than a statement
I decided to avoid the mess altogether, and just cut the word TRENDY off.
-Griffin
<tr...@elwood.probe.net>
Chicken
I'D RATHER BE DRIVING.
John G. Nesbitt
Rush is a band.
Collin Moon
Never trust anything that bleeds 3-5 days and doesn't die!
--
James C. Moon
ho...@iastate.edu
mailb...@mail.utexas.edu
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
&
"Jet Noise: The Sound of Freedom"
Later, latigo
Michael Clemmetsen
one:
DRUNKS DO IT IN THEIR PANTS
Michael
SiCasBmbr
Mean People Sucks
and
Nice People Swallow
also, let's not forget: Save the world, Kill yourself!
Roger M. Wilcox
<mailb...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>My favorites:
>
>"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
>
>&
>
>"Jet Noise: The Sound of Freedom"
(Hmmm ... gee ... I wonder what *your* political leanings are....)
I still like "Visualize whirled peas".
It has some of that same surrealism as "I brake for optical illusions".
--
rog...@robadome.com (Roger M. Wilcox) - AKA - tra...@zoom.com (Jeff Boeing)
-------------+---- I'm not flying fast, just orbiting low -------------------
MSTie #38808 | Quick-N-Dirty Aviation
I'm Sodium! | "Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992"
SoBelle
Laugh alone and the world thinks your an idiot!
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
It's not how you pick your nose: It's where you flick the booger!
REHAB is for quitters
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you've got, the less shit
you have to eat!
I love animals: they're delicious!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy: Other times I let her sleep
Question authority and the authorities will question you!
Go braless: It'll pull the wrinkles from your face
All men are Idiots and I married their King!
Women don't fart, snore, or belch: They have to BITCH or they'd
explode!
That's all for now. Keep posting those bumper snickers!!!!
Vampire
All these bumperstickers come with a lifetime guarantee:
If you bring it back I'll kill you!
bob whitaker
"Anybody who says money doesn't buy happiness doesn't know
where to shop."
One from SC:
"As a matter of fact, I *do* own the road."
bob whitaker
bob whitaker
Brian Field@iap.net.au
>Women don't fart, snore, or belch: They have to BITCH or they'd
>explode!
Now then, WHY don't women fart? (Answer is implicit
from above.)
Because they never SHUT UP long enough to build up
any back pressure.
Uncle Brian
Michael Leary
ML
Texas Glamour
>Here's one for the ditto-heads:
>Rush is a band.
I saw this...
If Clinton is the answer - it was a stupid question.
Katie Trame
Eat a beaver
World Violation
: Two entries, one from Texas:
: One from SC:
"Save a donut, kill a cop"
The Sports Connection
Remember when sex was safe
and rugby was dangerous?
Mitchell Holman
"It takes leather balls to play rugby" ?
"Give blood - play rugby" ?
Mitchell Holman
"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the
world."
-- The Quayle's 1989 Christmas card.
[Not a beacon of literacy, though.]
Peter Bjoern
>How 'bout:
>Remember when sex was safe
>and rugby was dangerous?
"Let's get sex and violence off the screen and
back out on the street where it belongs"
Mitchell Holman
"What is all this fuss over sax and violins, anyway?"
Mitchell Holman
"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened
to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV
telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT."
-- Frank Zappa --