Brooke Burke Speaks Out About Howard Stern
Beeb E. Rebozo
He was just boring and rude. It wasn't original, not researched, the
same shit every interview, it just sucked. World War III, here we
come. [Sighs.]"
--Brooke Burke, Stuff Magazine, January 2004, page 74.
Defranco71
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"Dooooon't waste my MUTHAFUKIN TIMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!"
4eyes
Irrat8ed
speak.
Is that how you spell "chink."
"Beeb E. Rebozo" <bbre...@iwon.com> wrote in message
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Defranco71
Joe Blow
wrote:
She's right... that interview was the worst I've ever heard, but only
because she can't answer questions that don't revolve around how
beautiful she is. Brooke Burke is a typical Hollywood Frankenpig,
talent-free, but surrounded by sycophants who tell her she's a
superstar. Right.
4eyes
Dr Hattori
late... and I have bad news for her... it wasnt Sterns fault.
She is a stuck up princess who was above it all. Too cool for the room.
Bubba bin Bubba
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Velvet
She was so dull and reserved even Howard was telling her the interview was
sucking while it was going on. She only came in because E! made her promote
that terrible excuse for a show, "Rank."
For a party girl who spread for bread in Playboy, she sure is icy.
Velvet
> Please post the interview in alt.binaries....
http://www.marksfriggin.com/news02/12-2.htm
Brooke Burke Comes In. 12/5/02. 7:15am
Model Brooke Burke came in this morning to promote FHM magazine which she's
appearing in this month. She's also going to be signing copies of her
Calendar today at FYE in Manhattan on Avenue of the Americas from noon to
2pm.
Howard got right into the interview when she came in. Howard talked about
how tall she is and whether or not she'll wear high heels into bed when she
has sex with her husband. She said she has about 100 pair of shoes and she
does like the heels. Howard wanted to check out her feet after talking to
her about that. She showed them to him and he seemed to think they were
pretty nice. Howard bragged about how nice his feet are after that. He moved
on and asked Brooke about this party Chaunce was talking about earlier in
the show. Brooke said she wasn't in a bikini at the party like Chaunce
claimed. Howard wondered what is up with that guy. Brooke said that she
wasn't even sure who this guy Chaunce was. She said she knew that he ran a
picture of her on his magazine that surprised her.
Brooke talked about her breast implants for a short time. She said she used
to have a small B-cup but she's now up to about a C. She's had two kids and
said that her breasts seem to shrink after each one.
Howard said Brooke was wearing a mini-skirt with no panties but she told him
she was wearing panties. Howard asked her if she shaves her bush but she
didn't want to talk about that. Howard asked Robin if she shaves it all and
she said ''no.'' Brooke still refused to answer his question about it
though. He moved on and asked her if she ever has girl on girl sex but she
didn't want to talk about that either.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who brought up E!'s ''Wild On'' and
asked her if she ever hung out with Jenna Jameson. Howard asked her if she's
ever had sex with Jenna but Brooke said she hasn't. She said she knows Jenna
because her husband is her plastic surgeon. Brooke said Jenna hasn't ever
asked her to have sex with her and she's a very normal, down to earth
person.
Howard talked to Brooke about her kids for about 30 seconds and then brought
up the big entourage that Brooke brought with her this morning. She said it
really isn't that big though.
Howard wondered why E! is having such a hard time trying to find someone to
replace Brooke on ''Wild On.'' Brooke said they found a replacement and
talked a little bit about how hard she worked on the show.
Howard took a few more phone calls for Brooke and guys asked her some sexual
questions like whether or not she's tried anal sex. She didn't want any part
of those questions but Howard said he'd tried it with some women. He tried
to find out when she lost her virginity and stuff like that but she wasn't
talking. She did talk about her marriage and her kids though.
Howard read through some other stuff about Brooke that he found interesting.
She claims that she was once offered $30,000 to sleep with a guy. She said
that was true but another fact Howard had about her getting fat sucked out
of her face was false. A lot of the stuff Howard had was from an Esquire
magazine article and Brooke said a lot of it just wasn't true.
Howard asked her a bunch of other questions about her sex life that she
didn't want to talk about. Gary came in and said he had a feeling Brooke
would deny a lot of the stuff they had in their notes. He said he thinks
that she used to be more open when she was younger before she became famous.
That's when that article in Esquire was written. She said she wouldn't deny
some of that stuff if it was true.
Howard took a call from a guy who was stuck in his car out in Pittsburgh
because of a snow storm. He said the only thing keeping him going was
Brooke's sexy voice. The guys told Howard that the snow storm was heading to
New York and he said he hates that stuff.
Howard threw in a few more sex questions and took more phone calls. He still
couldn't get any answers out of her about using vibrators and stuff like
that. Jeff the Drunk called in and asked her about oral sex but the question
got censored out for some reason.
Howard gave Brooke a couple of plugs for the stuff she has going on. She's
on the cover of FHM, she has a calendar and a new swim suit line coming out
soon. She's also got the ''Barely Brooke'' DVD and a bunch of other stuff.
Robin wondered how many calendars she sells. She said she thinks the company
has ordered like 50,000 copies or something like that. She said she sells
all of that stuff on her web site which is at BrookeBurke.com. Howard gave
her a plug for the web site and she said most of the stuff is free. There is
a membership available but she doesn't have any nude shots on there. She
said she does have shots of her feet that were taken all over the world
though. Howard wrapped up the interview a short time later.
Frank Snotra
That last line from her sums up perfectly just how delusional she really
is. "World War III?"--- it wouldn't even be Granada. Plus, there DOES seem
to be a problem between the 2, as Howard had mentioned about a year before
the interview, during one of those "who's hot" discussions on his show, that
he had seen her up close, and she didn't look that good. I was
flabbargasted. I nearly drove my car off of the road. I shit myself. I
laughed so hard till I cried.----and all the other Double-A entendres----
'cause I always thought that Brooke Burke was "smokin' hot"
Then she did the interview and I went limp. SHE was the one who was
"boring and rude"----boring for the obvious reasons, and rude because she
just sat there with _the_ attitude.
Maybe SHE should've done some research, and realized that Howard was gonna
ask those questions
Is this a case of deuling calendars? (hers and Beth's?) or just another
actress who's only Wild On cue-card reads.
:::: JeWitch :::::
it, I say it with love and affection .. and just say she is "chinky." and
to her face as well, she knows I mean nothing bad ... I don't think she
likes when I ask, "how are my Grandslopes, though." [just kidding]
Diane
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4eyes
Is your keyboard go "crunch" when you type?
diana lyster
what sort of research would one need to interview a fucking fredericks model?
diana
did she say she liked anal?
d w a c o n
> He was just boring and rude. It wasn't original, not researched, the
> same shit every interview, it just sucked.
Maybe Howie would have been nicer if SHE sucked...
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