FYI:(GRE)- Brandy Alexandre interviewed by Gene Ross
Joner1
SOURCE: Gene Ross Extreme
http://generossextreme.com
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Star Magazine Tells All Bout Brandy Alexandre's Tell All; Stagliano Reneged on
Payments
"The current issue of Star Magazine has a tell-all about the tell all book
Brandy Alexandre's been writing for the past four years. To wit:
The Day Warren Beatty Exposed Himself ...and other memoirs of a Hollywood Porn
Queen.
A former porn star is trying to sell a manuscript of her autobiography - and
there are a slew of guys with recognizable names who won't be happy once it's
published. That's because shameless Brandy Alexandre, whose ingenue looks
translated into big bucks for porn peddlers of 56 films, is naming names in her
tome Shot on Video.
"I looked innocent because I was a real professional secretary, and no one knew
what I did on the side," Left Coast's Alexandre tells Confidential. "I was
working the desk at a post-production company, so I got to meet a lot of famous
guys."
One day, she says, then-single Warren Beatty came in to do some voice-overs.
"Out of the blue, he asked if I was a real blonde," she recalls. "I said I was,
and he said: 'Prove it.' So I told him I would, if he showed me his. He looked
around to make sure there was no one else around, and out it came. He wasn't
wearing any underwear. So, I lifted my skirt. He seemed satisfied and left."
More graphic was her encounter with has-been comic Pauly Shore. For some
reason, the former MTVer and star of Encino Man ended up at a porn-industry
backyard barbeque, says Alexandre. So did Brandy, who is now 35 and retired
from the biz. "I guess he's the black mark on my record," she says. "We ended
up in a garden shed. While servicing Pauly, one of his cronies tried to get in
on the action. I wouldn't let him do that, and that didn't make Pauly too
happy."
The director of The Exorcist and the soon-to-be-released The Hunted, William
Friedkin, had a most uncommon approach. At home, Friedkin was getting divorced
from TV-series star Lesley-Anne Down. At the studio, he was finishing To Live
and Die in L.A. That's when he noticed the pretty secretary. "Billy was heading
up the stairs when he asked me: 'Would you mate with me?' I was shocked," says
Alexandre. "But instead of allowing myself to blush and sputter, I countered
with: 'Sure, Billy when?' He hesitated a moment and said: 'I'll get back to
you.'"
He did, and the two consummated their affair a half-dozen times at the fancy
Beverly Hill hotel L'Ermitage, claims Brandy. To know more about Friedkin's
weird requests - remember, this is the guy who gave us one of the scariest
movies ever - you'll have to get the book!
Then there was an encounter at the swanky Beverly Hill Hotel. Alexandre says
she found Eagles frontman Don Henley, who was single at the time, quite the
partnet. "He asked me not to tell," Alexandre says coyly. 'Sorry, Don!' "
Gene sez: I spoke to Brandy this afternoon.
Gene: Are you writing books.
BA: I've been writing this same book for I don't know how long.
Gene: What happened. The Star do a story on you.
BA: The writing was going to do me a favor and attract someone who might want
to represent it. You'd think he'd put my website address [kamikaze.org] in the
article? NO!
Gene: What is the status of the book.
BA: The book is about 90% complete. I've been writing it off and on the last
four years or so. I'd like to publish it. I got turned down from one guy who
said he wouldn't be the best representative of the work. The first agent I was
referred to was by a legitimate writer. But she seemed to be wrapped up in her
own little personal dramas. The next one said to take ll of the stuff out that
was in The Star. He said you don't want to put any of that in there. That's
only one chapter. It's kind of divided like frequently asked questions. That
was the inspiration for it. He said you don't want to do that. You want it to
be more about you. I said that is about me. I did that. So I don't think
they're the best representative of the work. I was getting flamed as usual in
the news groups and it attracted the attention of the guy from Star. He enticed
me into telling him some of the stories. And so he printed that hoping to stir
up interest in it.
Gene: So are you going to have all these Warren Beatty stories in your book?
BA: Yeah.
Gene: I remember one time you telling me a Leonard Nimoy story.
BA: He's not in a sexual context. Leonard's a really nice guy. The guy at The
Star said, well, if they were BIGGER star names...
Gene: Warren Beatty ain't big enough?
BA: I didn't actually fuck Warren Beatty. I gave him the Al Kooper one and he
dropped that from the article. I did Al and Don Henley at the same time.
Gene: Don't feel proud. Don Henley's done everyone in Hollywood. And his name's
shown up in hooker books.
BA: Al has always denied it and I wanted his name to go into The Star. They
were like the article's getting kind of long and he's really nobody now. I
thought that was so hysterical.
Gene: How does one person run into so many people that they potentially get to
star-fuck.
BA: I worked at a studio for three years before I got into porn. I thought you
knew that.
Gene: I forgot to make the connection.
BA: I thought you knew that, I'm sorry.
Gene: I only know 90%. It's the 10% that sneaks up on me. But I do remember our
talking about it, but it totally escaped me. So you basically had the fish in
the barrel opportunity.
BA: Yeah. What I started to say is that they said I could get a lot of money if
I had done some other name stars. Well, I have...but who gets told on depends
on how they treated me. There were a couple of people who were sweet and nice
and I hope to do them again one day. It's that kind of thing. I've never been a
sell out. Gene, you got to know that.
Gene: How are you looking these days. Is your ass still as good as ever?
BA: Does the name Anna Nicole Smith mean anything to you?
Gene: You're big enough now to get your own reality show.
BA: That would win a one share.
Gene: Or the other thing is to pit you and Anna Nicole in celebrity boxing.
BA: The full title of my book is Shot On Video: My 2000 Days in Porn. Or of
porn. I haven't decided yet. Because once I started to do the math from the day
I shot my first movie to the day I did my last was something like 2,031 days.
Gene: The whole thing with Forest Lawn- did that ever get resolved in your
favor. You ever make money off of that. [Alexandre was fired when it became
known that she was a former porn star.]
BA: ...Ah, yes. It was resolved in my favor.
Gene: You sound a bit circumspect.
BA: I'm supposed to be.
Gene: I know how those legal decisions come down. Then there was a time you
were going to sue Stagliano.
BA: I did, actually, in The People's Court thing way back.
Gene: Are you bound by that agreement, too?
BA: I got like $1200 out of that. I actually had filed four different small
claims suits so that I could take advantage of statutory maximums. I separated
them based on titles rather than the agreement as a whole. When I was working
for him that was the time when a movie was selling well when it sold 2,000
pieces in a year. And so we had this arbitrary idea that if it sold more, it
was due to publicity and promotion. Because I was the publicity and promotions
person I would get a 35-cent per unit commission royalty. Whatever you want to
call it. When Evil Angel movies started going out the door at 2,500-3,000
pieces he said that's just what it is and it has nothing to do with promotion.
I said, John, the promotion issue is building the reputation and that is all my
doing. But he stopped paying and all that and I sued him for it. But the one
that actually went to People's Court was over Buttman Goes to Rio. Which was an
entirely different agreement. That was supposed to be from Day One of release
that I was going to get 60-cents a unit. Because you couldn't quite put a
dollar amount on everything that I did with that movie- going to Rio, I shot
video; I shot stills. I was in it. Everything. He stopped paying on that one,
too. That's the one I really put my foot down on. Peoples Court actually called
me on one of the others and I said, no, I want to do this one. I still always
asserted that he owed me money. Gosh, probably '97, '98 we were still talking
and I of course mentioned it again. We were talking about the stock market and
he was bragging about how much money he made, about $2,000 a day. I said, gosh,
in two days you could pay off my car. We ended up making a bet about the stock
market that it would go over its last high which at that time the Dow Jones had
gone up to something like 7,042. Then it went back to 6,900. I bet that it
would go over the 7,000 mark within the next 30 days. He said no. It absolutely
will not. That was when the market first took off and it did. And he paid off
my car. And we was not very nice about it, either.
Gene: It was only two days pay for God's sake.
BA: It was bet. Of course it was one-sided. There wasn't anything that would
happen to me if it didn't. But he was so sure. He's always been so sure. He's
always right no matter what. Someone's given him the God complex and I don't
know who it was. He's a millionaire and I'm not. That's the simple point. He
says well I got to this point when you weren't around. Yeah, but you started on
that journey based on what I did for you.
Gene: You started on that journey as a walking stick.
BA: Something like that. He won't acknowledge it. Oh, my part of the bet is
that he would pay off the car and I would no longer say that he owes me money.
So you have to put that in there.
Gene: Christ, someone needs a lawyer just to talk to you.
BA: NO! You have to behave appropriately.
9Alexandre mentions that she's job hunting.]
BA: There was an ad for Playboy and an administrative assistant. They're weird.
It's like should I tell them I was in porn. Because I was refused their
affiliate program because it's a porn site. And it's not a porn site. There are
no naked pictures on my site but they would not let me promote Playboy products
because they said it was a porn site. I said you gave me website of the day for
cryin' out loud. I don't get it. So I don't know what to do with those people.
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SOURCE: Gene Ross Extreme
http://generossextreme.com
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Bonniew74
>Date: 8/22/2002 10:03 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Star Magazine Tells All Bout Brandy Alexandre's Tell All; Stagliano Reneged
>on
>Payments
Ok, I must admit I wondered what happened to Brandy. In the Spring, she was on
the newsgroup everyday, I mean EVERYDAY, sparring back and forth with other
posters. Then all of a sudden, she dropped out of sight. Now I wonder. Did
she really? Or are you, Joner, Brandy Alexandre and you have been here all
along?
Joner1
.........."I am *not* Montel Williams!"
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>Subject: Re: FYI:(GRE)- Brandy Alexandre interviewed by Gene Ross
>From: bonn...@aol.com (Bonniew74)
>Date: 8/22/2002 2:02 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <20020822140211...@mb-fl.aol.com>
Bonniew74
>Date: 8/22/2002 6:41 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>.........."I am *not* Montel Williams!"
Thank you for clearing that up.
Cathead©
--
Cathead©
"You're a zero's zero: You make 0 points. You make 0 people laugh
(intentionally, anyway)." -- the official Stern Newsgroup egomaniac
"Brandy Alexandre®" <bra...@kamikaze.org> wrote:
>
> Well, I had only come in here looking for a recording of a show. I
> found one or two insecure posers trying to say the signal to noise
> ratio proved they were the majority. LOL! After I plonked the lot of
> them, I realized there wasn't much conversation that interested me
> because it wasn't about what I came in for.
>
> Heard y'all were talking about me again. Sorry I'm late. ;)
>
Jeffery Julian DeMarco
juan in here who haf reply to ju. Ju know, for somejuan who haf make money
with her vajina, ju seem very esmart...
"Brandy Alexandre®" <bra...@kamikaze.org> wrote in message
news:Xns928B6C87197CB...@216.227.56.89...
> Bonniew74 said in news:20020822140211...@mb-fl.aol.com:
>
> > Ok, I must admit I wondered what happened to Brandy. In the
> > Spring, she was on the newsgroup everyday, I mean EVERYDAY,
> > sparring back and forth with other posters. Then all of a sudden,
> > she dropped out of sight. Now I wonder. Did she really? Or are
> > you, Joner, Brandy Alexandre and you have been here all along?
> >
>
> Well, I had only come in here looking for a recording of a show. I
> found one or two insecure posers trying to say the signal to noise
> ratio proved they were the majority. LOL! After I plonked the lot of
> them, I realized there wasn't much conversation that interested me
> because it wasn't about what I came in for.
>
> Heard y'all were talking about me again. Sorry I'm late. ;)
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre®
> http://kamikaze.org (Adults Only)
>
> Now you can buy my videos! http://kamikaze.org/videos.html
> Choose from 4 merchants - Jaded, GameLink, Blue Door or ToyBoxxx
>
sumbodygejjamalnasumnin
rubber broke?
D
what?
Bonniew74
>Date: 9/16/2002 1:50 PM Eastern
>Heard y'all were talking about me again. Sorry I'm late. ;)
Yes, we were. Welcome back.
Sherlock Numb
> >From: "Brandy Alexandre®" bra...@kamikaze.org
> >Date: 9/16/2002 1:50 PM Eastern
>
> >Heard y'all were talking about me again. Sorry I'm late. ;)
Still using that phony name, are ye Kathleen?
From: LUZDEDOS (luzd...@aol.com)
Subject: Brandy Alexandre is Kathleen Smith
Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Date: 1997/04/26
The real name of porn star Brandy Alexandre is Kathleen Smith.
She gets angry whenever her real name is brought up.
Those who cross Brandy often suffer for it... She threatens to sue,
inflict violence, and generally intimidate those she doesn't like..
.
I couldn't even post a profile on Rec.Arts.Movies.Erotica including her
real name because she's threatened RAME with causing them much trouble,
including a lawsuit if that happens...
I believe that, generally speaking, people should be held responsible for
their lives and their behavior. Brandy's real name is Kathleen Smith... SO
be it...
Cathead©
--
Cathead©
"What encourages me the most, is retards like you who don't like it." --
Buzz the queer from buzzbee...@aol.com
Checkerboard Strangler
>juan in here who haf reply to ju. Ju know, for somejuan who haf make money
>with her vajina, ju seem very esmart...
\\\\I can't help it, this guy.......with those lame-ass Ricky Ricardo/Babba
Louie
impersonations, he's so damn funny in print that I find myself hoping he has
the voice to match.......
Jeffrey Julian DeMarco, ju oughta be on the Howar Estern Show.......
Ju could be the Hispanic version of Triumph the Dog, and
ju could poop on every juan...
JeffH
Jeffery Julian DeMarco
"Checkerboard Strangler" <jha...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:4GHh9.448931$me6.54389@sccrnsc01...
I an estill choppin aroun for the right ajent. I don wanna end up like Paul
rodriguez.
Free Food
>
> Still using that phony name, are ye Kathleen?
>
> From: LUZDEDOS (luzd...@aol.com)
> Subject: Brandy Alexandre is Kathleen Smith
> Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
> Date: 1997/04/26
>
> The real name of porn star Brandy Alexandre is Kathleen Smith.
The Skank's name is Karleen, not Kathleen.
Jeffery Julian DeMarco
> Jeffery Julian DeMarco said in
> news:cUIh9.281829$Rx4.3...@twister.tampabay.rr.com:
>
> > I an estill choppin aroun for the right ajent. I don wanna end up
> > like Paul rodriguez.
> >
> >
>
Ju know him too?