goblin treats them all like shit
Vicki
the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
The selfish fuck just couldn't, without his whore on his arm, get in his
limo and pay his respects.
The monkey has been working for him for over 20 years. Monkeydouche more
than anyone else knows plenty of the well hidden goblin secrets. Those
things about him that show him to be an incredible hypocrite, liar, and
miserable person. But the dumb monkey has kept his mouth shut all these
many years.
Showing the goblin for the prick that he is, as with all rich douchebags, he
threw money at the situation. Rather than take away from his time on the
beach, he paid for one of the monkeydad's funeral meals. He treats all
people like chattel and is incapable of showing any real emotions, like
gratitude. But he has plenty of money and for what amounts to just a few
quarters to him, he grandstands his "caring" by picking up tabs and buying
gifts.
Though he couldn't take an hour of his time for any of the funeral related
stuff, do you think he missed one second of enjoying his hamptons mansion.
Did he miss a second of beach time or a moment of drinking himself silly
with vodka. Did he even once pass on fucking his whore because of her boo
hoo broken foot.
There must have been times when monkeydouche laughed to himself thinking of
frogbrain. "Oh she's just after his money." But with this latest incident,
monkeydouche may have finally figured it out. Goblin is an uncaring fuck,
and dumb shit frogbrain is the only one who "gets it." Yeah she's a whore
and wants to suck out as much $$$ from goblin as she can. She has no
problem being as phony and insincere as he is. "Oh, I just love you daddy."
But at least she knows the deal. He couldn't care less for anyone, but at
least cleanses some of his guilt by throwing away money, and that in the
end, is all that she wants anyway.
SamMar...@aol.com
Did you notice how he ranked on Artie before he got there? And did
anyone notice how he said Artie's movie will tank and not earn any
worthwhile money? He really has a hard time with Artie trying to break
out. Its an odd thing. On a side note I couldn't believe how flip he
was to Baba Booey about his dad passing away. Can you imagine the pomp
and circumstance that will occur when old Ben leaves the earth!
Vicki
> Did you notice how he ranked on Artie before he got there? And did
> anyone notice how he said Artie's movie will tank and not earn any
> worthwhile money? He really has a hard time with Artie trying to break
> out. Its an odd thing.
I did read about his condemnation of Flounder. But it's not odd since the
ole goblin, even when he was funny disregarded anyone who stopped kissing
his ass. For goblin the definition of ass kisser is someone who never
leaves the show and who is completely dependent on him. In Flounder's
situation, goblin believes that the only reason that anyone is interested in
him for stand up or for sitcoms, or for that independent film that he did
...............is because Flounder is on the show. He wants all these
outside activities to fail to keep Flounder dependent. And because Flounder
is such a fucking dope, he continues to suckel goblin ass.
The definition of a Flounder breakout is him leaving the show and doing
movies and standup exclusively. And the day that happens, if Flounder ever
smartens up, is the day that goblin will rip him apart.
>On a side note I couldn't believe how flip he
> was to Baba Booey about his dad passing away. Can you imagine the pomp
> and circumstance that will occur when old Ben leaves the earth!
Goblin has made his feelings know on death many times. And if he hasn't
done a 180 on that too, I agree with him. It happens to everyone and all
this "life" is just bullshit anyway. When you're dead, you're dead.
So I can understand his downplaying of the situation. But Monkeydouche did
deserve the respect of goblin's attendance at the funeral. If Monkeydouche
thought so little of the funeral ritual, he wouldn't have had one. Or would
have at least restricted it to immediate family only.
When gob's dad dies, I don't think he will make a big deal out of it
emotionally, but you just know that whenever Ben does die, it will certainly
be gob's reason to take the next two weeks off.
Jeffy3
Vicki wrote:
>>
> So I can understand his downplaying of the situation. But Monkeydouche did
> deserve the respect of goblin's attendance at the funeral. If Monkeydouche
> thought so little of the funeral ritual, he wouldn't have had one. Or would
> have at least restricted it to immediate family only.
"monkeydouche"'s mother is still alive, so it was probably not Gary's
idea to have a funeral ritual.
Roland Deodorant
Howard Stern)
>
>
your boyfriend is back. I am glad for you. look how she listens so closely
to EVERY moment. too funny.
Roland Deodorant
Howard Stern)
> Did you notice how he ranked on Artie before he got there? And did
> anyone notice how he said Artie's movie will tank and not earn any
> worthwhile money? He really has a hard time with Artie trying to break
> out.
I agree with that statement 1000%
Michael
Stern has always had a problem with the others on his show trying to do
projects away from the show itself, with the only exceptions I can think
of being Robin's attempt at a talk show, Fred's band, and SJ and KC's
attempts at standup.
Perhaps he's so much more vocal about Artie's projects away from the
show due to Artie having had projects before he ever set foot in the studio.
Michael
Dee Vee
before or after Gary's father passed away? If it was after his death but
before the funeral then Hman is A bigger douche than I already knew he was.
"Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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SamMar...@aol.com
Agreed. I hope Howard enjoys the heat because when he dies its Hell
City he is headed to!
SamMar...@aol.com
You get the Post of the Day award for your usage of "my little pony"
Come to the podium and pick up your trophy!
Dee Vee
"Michael" <this...@for.rent> wrote in message
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Its very obvious that none of the Stern players can make a career for
themselves without Hmans help. Isnt that right Stuttering John....
KK
> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend any of
> the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>
> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>
> The selfish fuck just couldn't, without his whore on his arm, get in his
> limo and pay his respects.
When I first heard that, I thought the service was in Florida and didn't
think it was a really big deal that he didn't go.
But it was in fucking Uniondale on Long Island. Less than 90 minutes away
by car.
Booey has worked for him for what, twenty-three years or so? Stern
couldn't take three hours out of his fucking day in the Hamptons to make
an appearance at the wake for his father? What a colossal asshole.
KK
> No, the only times Howard ever had a problem with outside projects
> were when they:
- were outside
- were projects
lab~rat >:-)
Maybe he thought he would be the center of attention at the wake and
people would be crowding around him asking for autographs and not
paying respect to the dead. Sounds like something he'd think, the
fuck...
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
KK
>
> Maybe he thought he would be the center of attention at the wake and
> people would be crowding around him asking for autographs and not
> paying respect to the dead. Sounds like something he'd think, the
> fuck...
I don't think Gary's family is fazed any longer by Stern's celebrity.
steelguy
There can be no doubt thet Stern is the the most amazingly
hypocritical, self centered asshole on the planet.
Roland Deodorant
to Howard Stern)
>
> And this is something I don't get...if Howard was so afraid of anyone
> eclipsing him on the show, why is Artie still there? Artie can play
> Carnegie Hall by himself now. Artie in another year will probably
> have outgrown the Stern show, although I think he'll stay as long as
> he possibly can because the show helps him promote everything. So why
> doesn't Howard fire him if he's so afraid of someone from his show
> becoming successful on their own? Listen, nobody wants to lose an
> employee that's talented, and I understand that it was part of his MO
> to goof on people on the show and make fun of their outside projects.
> But their outside projects were a joke. He didn't goof on them to try
> to keep them down, he goofed on them because they were horrible.
> Notice he hardly ever goofs on Artie's projects. Artie's projects are
> successful and people like them.
>
> Another Howard myth debunked. BUSTED!
you won't find a bigger Artie fan than me, that is for sure. I think
the guy is the only funny person on the show some days. I also know
without him I would never have got Sirius...but Artie will not outgrow
the show in a year, Jim. No way. Jackie sure didn't outgrow the show.
Granted I think Artie has a rabid fanbase, and Jackie totally screwed
the loyal fans before he left...Artie is big because of the show. I
thought Howard's attack on Artie's movie and his career was way out of
line and it sounded like jealousy to me! I still think that Howard
hates that Artie gets this big cheers, that people chant his name, etc.
I really do. Now he feels threatened that Artie could do something
successful and leave the show. He knows that Artie is very important to
him and the show now.
Michael
Maybe Artie's movie combined with Stern's lack of roles since PP has
something to do with it? Or because "Beer League" got made at all with
Artie in a producer role when H can't even get his crap past square one.
Michael
Roland Deodorant
Howard Stern)
> Maybe Artie's movie combined with Stern's lack of roles since PP has
> something to do with it? Or because "Beer League" got made at all with
> Artie in a producer role when H can't even get his crap past square one.
>
good point.
Jeffy3
KK wrote:
>
> When I first heard that, I thought the service was in Florida and didn't
> think it was a really big deal that he didn't go.
>
> But it was in fucking Uniondale on Long Island. Less than 90 minutes away
> by car.
>
> Booey has worked for him for what, twenty-three years or so? Stern
> couldn't take three hours out of his fucking day in the Hamptons to make
> an appearance at the wake for his father? What a colossal asshole.
Yep, this behavior is pretty hard to defend. And when he talked about
paying for the funeral luncheons he acted like it had to be dragged out
of him, but he knew this was the only angle that could possibly make
him look good. Gary is a good sport pretending it wasn't a problem
but I can't imagine how it couldn't have bothered him. With Howard's
money and entourage, I am sure someone could've coddled BethO at the
hospital, and Howard had the choice of two different viewings he
could've attended.
Chicago Laura
news:Xns98205D4C...@216.196.97.131...
> you won't find a bigger Artie fan than me, that is for sure. I think
> the guy is the only funny person on the show some days. I also know
> without him I would never have got Sirius...but Artie will not outgrow
> the show in a year, Jim. No way. Jackie sure didn't outgrow the
> show.
> Granted I think Artie has a rabid fanbase, and Jackie totally screwed
> the loyal fans before he left...Artie is big because of the show. I
> thought Howard's attack on Artie's movie and his career was way out of
> line and it sounded like jealousy to me! I still think that Howard
> hates that Artie gets this big cheers, that people chant his name,
> etc.
> I really do. Now he feels threatened that Artie could do something
> successful and leave the show. He knows that Artie is very important
> to
> him and the show now.
Thinking back, I must say that I always liked Artie, too. I liked him
far better than Jackie. He was about the only one left on the show who
seemed genuine and who could come up with funny off-the-cuff comments
that weren't written by unfunny Benji.
Chicago Laura
> any of the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>
> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
Guess he's back live this week??
Seriously...is it true that he didn't attend Gary's Dad's services
because he was nursing her broken hoof?? That's truly sad. The guy
has worked for him for 20 years. Despicable. Celebrity or not, he
should have showed up. I'm sure Gary is cool about it and says that is
was ok.
But that's not the point. It was shitty not to show up.
Buster
Thank you that trenchant analysis, Howard Stern Superfan Vicki.
Buster
I knew you had a few screws loose, Sam, but you're as fucking crazy as Vicki.
Buster
Why don't you fuck off and go back listening to your Mancow tapes, ass face.
Chicago Laura
news:200608151352...@news.giganews.com...
> Why don't you fuck off and go back listening to your Mancow tapes, ass
> face.
So what exactly was it about my post that got your panties in a bunch,
flamegirl??
Michael
I'm a little confused. Did BethO.com break her foot at the same time as
the funeral stuff was going on, or was she on crutches by then?
Michael
Roland Deodorant
Howard Stern)
> Jackie was a hack comic who if it weren't for Howard would be nothing.
> It might have taken Artie longer to recover from his attempted career
> suicide if not for Howard, but Artie would be famous with or without
> Howard.
again, i love Artie on the show...but come on Jim? Look at his movie
career!! he wasn't famous before the show, he was barely known. the show
made him.
plus you mention jackie, i agree he was a hack, but who would have figured
he would have dropped this far off the map.
Roland Deodorant
Howard Stern)
> Absolutely. I'm saying that it would have taken Artie longer without
> the show, but he would have been pretty big anyway.
what makes you say that? 5 or 6 totally flopped movies? You can't count
Elf because he got the gig because of the show and he even said that on
air. what makes it look like to you that artie would have been famous
without this break? I think now that he is famous he will hold on to that,
but nothing in his pre-stern years suggest budding superstar.
Roland Deodorant
Howard Stern)
> MadTV didn't? I think it did. If Artie hadn't done the Stern show,
> he would still be a character actor and a stand-up. Maybe he wouldn't
> be 80's Dice-level, but he'd be making a good living on the fringes
> like a lot of comics like Patton Oswalt and that funny looking skinny
> guy who was the cop in Dumb and Dumber.
Dude, the gap between madtv and the show was a few years and the Bachelor
really hurt his movie career. i love artie, but the show saved his career.
lab~rat >:-)
puked:
Is that a sequel to "Beer Fest"?
lab~rat >:-)
<lore...@hotmail.com> puked:
You only say that because Artie wasn't on the show the same time
Jackie was...
lab~rat >:-)
<lore...@hotmail.com> puked:
>"Buster" <none> wrote in message
I'm guessing it's a latent hate for women because he wasn't breast fed
as a child?
SamMar...@aol.com
No, Howard is the one that has changed. He is so self motivated. Gary
has worked for him for years and no matter what he should have been
ushered into the wake and ushered back out to pay his respects. Gary
is not just working for Howard they are friends. Howard was flip about
booeys dad dying and for that Howard is headed to Hell because of his
not believing in God and for a lifetime of selfishness. This isn't
crazy its reality. Yes, I'll still listen to Howard because he is
entertaining.
CC56
>If Artie hadn't done the Stern show,
> he would still be a character actor and a stand-up.
And have a little self respect left
Michael
After looking it up on IMdb to make sure, "Beerfest" and "Beer League"
are two different movies. "Beerfest" is coming out now and looks like a
pretty big POS. "Beer League" is said to be a movie about one of
those softball teams you used to hear Jim Rome make sport of.
Michael
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
<SamMar...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Did you notice how he ranked on Artie before he got there? And did
> anyone notice how he said Artie's movie will tank and not earn any
> worthwhile money? He really has a hard time with Artie trying to break
> out. Its an odd thing. On a side note I couldn't believe how flip he
> was to Baba Booey about his dad passing away. Can you imagine the pomp
> and circumstance that will occur when old Ben leaves the earth!
>
Are you kidding? Hoohoo prolly won't give any more of a shit about his dad
than he does his fans, the mother of his children, his kids, or his best
friend
I think Ben should be buried in a green type of tube
--
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Commander, Usenet OperAtions
Stern Fan: You steal a lot of shit from Howard
Anthony: Yeah, like his radio stations
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
"Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend any of
> the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>
> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>
> limo and pay his respects.
Gary has worked for him for 20 years- taking his abuse and his shoddy pay
(he has to do bar gigs and store openings on weekend). He made Howard. His
nickname even became the show trademark. And Hoohoo cannot attend his
father's funeral because his mount threw a shoe? What a (pun intended) lame
excuse. Could she not inconvenienced by hobbling a few feet? Is Hoohoo so
pussy whipped (or untrusting) that he cannot leave her ass at home to
attend?
This just shows you what a shallow, selfish, hateful old Jew Hoohoo really
is- and he treats his fans the same way he treats his staff. I hope when Ben
goes soon none of Hoohoo's sycophants show up for the funeral, Of course,
they will because that group of talent losers will be on the bread line if
they don 't keep their noses firmly in Hoohoo's ass
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
> <SamMar...@aol.com> wrote ...
>> Did you notice how he ranked on Artie before he got there? And did
>> anyone notice how he said Artie's movie will tank and not earn any
>> worthwhile money? He really has a hard time with Artie trying to break
>> out. Its an odd thing.
>
> ole goblin, even when he was funny disregarded anyone who stopped kissing
> his ass. For goblin the definition of ass kisser is someone who never
> leaves the show and who is completely dependent on him. In Flounder's
> situation, goblin believes that the only reason that anyone is interested
> in him for stand up or for sitcoms, or for that independent film that he
> did ...............is because Flounder is on the show. He wants all these
> outside activities to fail to keep Flounder dependent. And because
> Flounder is such a fucking dope, he continues to suckel goblin ass.
This is why O&A rock- they support Little Jimmy Norton (www.eatabullet.com)
in everything he does and he is becoming very successful.
Hoohoo is terrified that someone on his staff will be more successful than
he is. Look at the way he ranked on SJ
--
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To give Tales his due, he is a talented and able witch. However he is a
negative energy and will show you the "highlights" of a negatively applied
system.
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Buster
OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> said:
>
> "Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:5b7Eg.29$Ub7...@newsfe10.lga...
>> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend any
>> of the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>>
>> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>>
>> The selfish fuck just couldn't, without his whore on his arm, get in
>> his limo and pay his respects.
>
> Gary has worked for him for 20 years- taking his abuse and his shoddy
> pay (he has to do bar gigs and store openings on weekend). He made
> Howard.
His "shoddy pay"? Gary lives in Greenwich, CT a very upscale and
expensive place to live. And, by all accounts, in a very nice, very big
home. He has talked on the air before about the vehicle he currently
drives, a Range Rover. Yessssss... shoddy pay indeed.
"He made Howard"? LOL! This is just too silly to be taken seriously.
KK
> On 2006-08-16 11:04:08 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> said:
>
>>
>> "Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:5b7Eg.29$Ub7...@newsfe10.lga...
>>> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend any
>>> of the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>>>
>>> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>>>
>>> The selfish fuck just couldn't, without his whore on his arm, get in
>>> his limo and pay his respects.
>>
>> Gary has worked for him for 20 years- taking his abuse and his shoddy
>> pay (he has to do bar gigs and store openings on weekend). He made
>> Howard.
>
>
> His "shoddy pay"? Gary lives in Greenwich, CT a very upscale and
> expensive place to live. And, by all accounts, in a very nice, very big
> home. He has talked on the air before about the vehicle he currently
> drives, a Range Rover. Yessssss... shoddy pay indeed.
Considering Stern's success and Gary's part in it, it *is* shoddy. He
deserves more - enough to not have to do side gigs.
fafaflunky
Stern takes good care of Booey....MamaMonkey has stated many times the
way he feels about Stern. So obviously HE has no problem with Howard's
"treatment" of him and is quite happy. And how the fuck would you know
how he treats him?
Tony Elka
KK <_K...@furburger.net> wrote:
> Considering Stern's success and Gary's part in it, it *is* shoddy. He
> deserves more - enough to not have to do side gigs.
Maybe those side gigs are Gary's way of getting out of the house and
having some fun?
Tony
Jeffy3
fafaflunky wrote:
>
> Stern takes good care of Booey....MamaMonkey has stated many times the
> way he feels about Stern. So obviously HE has no problem with Howard's
> "treatment" of him and is quite happy. And how the fuck would you know
> how he treats him?
You're probably correct about how Booey feels about Stern, but it's
also not beyond the realm of possibility that he has to act that way to
keep his job. I mean, what else is he going to do?
KK
>> Considering Stern's success and Gary's part in it, it *is* shoddy. He
>> deserves more - enough to not have to do side gigs.
>
> Stern takes good care of Booey....MamaMonkey has stated many times the
> way he feels about Stern. So obviously HE has no problem with Howard's
> "treatment" of him and is quite happy. And how the fuck would you know
> how he treats him?
Well, there's the way he's treated him on the air for twenty years.
There's what I already mentioned about the side gigs. And there's the
matter of missing Booey's father's wake when he was 90 minutes away.
Jeffy3
Booey isn't likely to bite the hand that feeds him, even with those
horse teeth!
Roland Deodorant
Howard Stern)
> His "shoddy pay"? Gary lives in Greenwich, CT a very upscale and
> expensive place to live. And, by all accounts, in a very nice, very big
> home. He has talked on the air before about the vehicle he currently
> drives, a Range Rover. Yessssss... shoddy pay indeed.
>
shoddy pay? the guy makes at least 500k. yeah, that really sucks. his
wife doesn't have to work, they go on great vacations, and they have new
stuff all the time. you are a fucking idiot.
KK
> shoddy pay? the guy makes at least 500k.
I doubt that.
fafaflunky
You know shit....He makes AT LEAST that much
vince
<SamMar...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>Howard was flip about
>booeys dad dying and for that Howard is headed to Hell because of his
>not believing in God and for a lifetime of selfishness. This isn't
>crazy its reality.
Grow up. God is a fiction created to pacify children and the feeble-
minded. Belief in "god" or fairies or unicorns is a sign of mental
illness in adults.
And for someone professing their godliness, your quickness
to judge is a sign of hypocrisy. WWJD? Bitch slap you with his
Dick(not that there is any historical evidence for His existence).
--
vince
/***** Visit the Home of the Rancid Tofu Experience *****/
/***** http://www.garageband.com/artist/rancidtofu *****/
drum...@aol.com
Buster wrote:
> On 2006-08-15 13:40:31 -0500, "Chicago Laura" <lore...@hotmail.com> said:
>
> > "Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:5b7Eg.29$Ub7...@newsfe10.lga...
> >> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend
> >> any of the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
> >>
> >> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
> >
> >
> > Seriously...is it true that he didn't attend Gary's Dad's services
> > because he was nursing her broken hoof?? That's truly sad. The guy
> > has worked for him for 20 years. Despicable. Celebrity or not, he
> > should have showed up. I'm sure Gary is cool about it and says that is was ok.
> > But that's not the point. It was shitty not to show up.
>
>
> Why don't you fuck off and go back listening to your Mancow tapes, ass face.
WOW!
You must have bought Jimmy's " How to pick up chicks" DVD!!
J>
PS: I dont think that pick-up line will work...
Vicki
> Grow up. God is a fiction created to pacify children and the feeble-
> minded. Belief in "god" or fairies or unicorns is a sign of mental
> illness in adults.
I would totally agree when people refer to a personal god. The old man with
a beard, jesus, etc.
Sometimes people use the term god to refer to the powers of the universes.
When we die, whatever we're part of is just going to absorb us back into it.
To think consciousness continues, and there is a heaven as described in
biblical terms is really just fantasy.
KK
In dollars, or in made-up fufufuckhead dollars?
You think a guy who's paid ten grand a week and who gets up at 4AM every
day is going to travel to Buttfuck, AR for another lousy grand to shake
hundreds of hands and get goofed on about his teeth?
drum...@aol.com
KK wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:06:54 -0700, fafaflunky wrote:
>
> >
> > KK wrote:
> >> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:24:40 -0500, Roland Deodorant wrote:
> >>
> >> > shoddy pay? the guy makes at least 500k.
> >>
> >> I doubt that.
> >
> > You know shit....He makes AT LEAST that much
>
> In dollars, or in made-up fufufuckhead dollars?
>
> You think a guy who's paid ten grand a week and who gets up at 4AM every
> day is going to travel to Buttfuck, AR for another lousy grand to shake
> hundreds of hands and get goofed on about his teeth?
Forget about the "lousy grand" and substitute HAIR for TEETH and you
have fafafaggots life!
J>
SapperPest19
wrote:
>On 16 Aug 2006 05:27:42 -0700, SamMar...@aol.com wrote:
>
>Yes, I'll still listen to Howard because he is entertaining.
>
>Bullshit.
Exactly, JMiller. I agree with you. Howard being called entertaining
is bullshit.
--
"Stern said it. Good enough for me." - JMiller
Tony Elka
> You think a guy who's paid ten grand a week and who gets up at 4AM every
> day is going to travel to Buttfuck, AR for another lousy grand to shake
> hundreds of hands and get goofed on about his teeth?
Depends on how interested Gary is in getting away from the wife and
kids. Maybe he gets 'lucky' on these trips too.
You never traveled for fresh pussy, KK?
Tony
lab~rat >:-)
>In article <1155731262.8...@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> <SamMar...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>Howard was flip about
>>booeys dad dying and for that Howard is headed to Hell because of his
>>not believing in God and for a lifetime of selfishness. This isn't
>>crazy its reality.
>
>Grow up. God is a fiction created to pacify children and the feeble-
>minded. Belief in "god" or fairies or unicorns is a sign of mental
>illness in adults.
>
Trying to convince others of religion or the lack of it is so 1990's.
By now either people buy it or they don't...
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Michael
It's not like BethO.com couldn't stay home with someone (house staff,
family, whatever) there just in case.
Just put in an appearance for Gawd's sake!
As for what Gary would say on the air, I'm SURe he'd say "you treat me
like $#!+ Boff!" if he really thought that!
Sure! The Howard Stern's Show's all about honesty, isn't it?!
Michael
lab~rat >:-)
Michael
Stern HAS said that he's sure that Gary's cheated.
Michael
Michael
> Chicago Laura wrote:
>
>> "Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:5b7Eg.29$Ub7...@newsfe10.lga...
>>
>>> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend
>>> any of the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>>>
>>> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>>
>>
>> Guess he's back live this week??
>>
>> Seriously...is it true that he didn't attend Gary's Dad's services
>> because he was nursing her broken hoof?? That's truly sad. The guy
>> has worked for him for 20 years. Despicable. Celebrity or not, he
>> should have showed up. I'm sure Gary is cool about it and says that
>> is was ok.
>> But that's not the point. It was shitty not to show up.
>>
>>
>>
> Why? Did Howard have a personal relationship with his dad or something?
> I wouldn't expect my boss to show up for my mom's funeral -- he's never
> met her. Typically when there's a death in the family of one of my
> coworkers, my boss sends flowers and a note of condolence. How many of
> you who are bitching about Howard's treatment of Gary's Dad's funeral
> work somewhere with a significant organization where the boss always
> personally attends things like this?
>
> I'm sure Howard has sympathy with Gary, as he would with anyone else on
> the show. Is howard obligated to go to the funeral of every relative of
> one of the show's cast? How about weddings of relatives, or
> anniversaries? Should he go if Benji's mom dies, or does it only apply
> to people who are on the air more?
>
> Honestly. Shit happens to people, and it's sad for them. It isn't
> Howard's job to arrive in his limo to put in an appearance at every
> employee's relative's funeral, and I think his people understand that.
> WHat's he supposed to say -- I knew his son and so I know he must have
> been a great guy too?
I'd agree except that the main group have socialized away from the
studio before, making the 20-plus year relationship more than typical
boss/employee.
Michael
KK
> Exactly. And besides, if Howard went to the funeral, then it would
> be, "Howard's a dick for leaving his girlfriend with a broken foot
> while he's living it up at Gary's dad's funeral."
No, it wouldn't.
KK
I never needed to go to Arkansas. Presumably Gary wouldn't have a hard
time lining something up, either.
KK
> Kenneth keith doesn't like fresh pussy. He likes filthy, pissed-on
> pussy.
You think your wife's so pristine, Jimmy, that nobody else has ever blown
a fat load all over her tits? By your logic, that makes you a cum drinker.
lab~rat >:-)
Only Jimmy 'lives it up' at funerals. A funeral is a big upspike in
his sad life...
CC56
> You think your wife's so pristine, Jimmy, that nobody else has ever blown
> a fat load all over her tits?
Probably within the last couple weeks
Michael
Maybe he took the end of "Wedding Crashers" to heart.
Michael
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"KK" <_K...@furburger.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.08.16....@furburger.net...
> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:33:31 -0700, fafaflunky wrote:
>
>>> Considering Stern's success and Gary's part in it, it *is* shoddy. He
>>> deserves more - enough to not have to do side gigs.
>>
>> Stern takes good care of Booey....MamaMonkey has stated many times the
>> way he feels about Stern. So obviously HE has no problem with Howard's
>> "treatment" of him and is quite happy. And how the fuck would you know
>> how he treats him?
>
> Well, there's the way he's treated him on the air for twenty years.
> There's what I already mentioned about the side gigs. And there's the
> matter of missing Booey's father's wake when he was 90 minutes away.
Hoohoo only gives a fuck about one person- Hoohoo
--
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Commander, Usenet OperAtions
Stern Fan: You steal a lot of shit from Howard
Anthony: Yeah, like his radio stations
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
>
>> On 2006-08-16 11:04:08 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet
>> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> said:
>>
>>>
>>> "Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:5b7Eg.29$Ub7...@newsfe10.lga...
>>>> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend any
>>>> of the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>>>>
>>>> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>>>>
>>>> his limo and pay his respects.
>>>
>>> Gary has worked for him for 20 years- taking his abuse and his shoddy
>>> pay (he has to do bar gigs and store openings on weekend). He made
>>> Howard.
>>
>>
>> His "shoddy pay"? Gary lives in Greenwich, CT a very upscale and
>> expensive place to live. And, by all accounts, in a very nice, very big
>> home. He has talked on the air before about the vehicle he currently
>> drives, a Range Rover. Yessssss... shoddy pay indeed.
>
> Considering Stern's success and Gary's part in it, it *is* shoddy. He
> deserves more - enough to not have to do side gigs.
And you know Gary would lie about his lifestyle if ordered to by Hoohoo. How
many times has he said BethOats is hot?
Fred has to live in some shit hole apt in Manhattan and he has been with
Hoohoo longer than Gary.
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
"Tony Elka" <shado...@shadowlane.com> wrote in message
news:shadowlane-134F5...@news.newsguy.com...
Yeah I am sure he picks up some real hotties when he does "Wing Night with
Bababooey" at some dive off the turnpike
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
>> deserves more - enough to not have to do side gigs.
>
>
>
> having some fun?
A jewelry store in Poughkeepsie is the best the "King of All Media's"
right-hand man can do?
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
>
>>
>> KK wrote:
>>> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:24:40 -0500, Roland Deodorant wrote:
>>>
>>> > shoddy pay? the guy makes at least 500k.
>>>
>>> I doubt that.
>>
>> You know shit....He makes AT LEAST that much
>
> In dollars, or in made-up fufufuckhead dollars?
>
> day is going to travel to Buttfuck, AR for another lousy grand to shake
> hundreds of hands and get goofed on about his teeth?
No way Hoohoo the Jew pays him that much. He let Jackie and SJ go rather
than paying them a decent wage
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
"Michael" <this...@for.rent> wrote in message
news:6gdEg.2524$Yt5....@newsfe04.lga...
> Roland Deodorant wrote:
>
>> "We understand he does a good show, we're not stupid." -Opie (referring
>> to Howard Stern)
>>
>>
>>>Did you notice how he ranked on Artie before he got there? And did
>>>anyone notice how he said Artie's movie will tank and not earn any
>>>worthwhile money? He really has a hard time with Artie trying to break
>>>out.
>>
>>
>>
>> I agree with that statement 1000%
>
> Stern has always had a problem with the others on his show trying to do
> projects away from the show itself, with the only exceptions I can think
> of being Robin's attempt at a talk show, Fred's band, and SJ and KC's
> attempts at standup.
>
He only supported them IF they did not mention his name. How fucked up is
that? They make the show work (if you can call it "working") and don't even
get to take credit for it
O&A not only support other's projects, they put their name right on the
front of it
> Perhaps he's so much more vocal about Artie's projects away from the show
> due to Artie having had projects before he ever set foot in the studio.
Albeit Artie had unnoticeable parts and was on an unnoticeable show, he has
been in movies and on national network television- two dreams Hoohoo always
had and failed to fulfill. His constant trashing of Artie is nothing but
envy. And Artie is pussy for taking it
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
"Michael" <this...@for.rent> wrote in message
> Maybe Artie's movie combined with Stern's lack of roles since PP has
> something to do with it? Or because "Beer League" got made at all with
> Artie in a producer role when H can't even get his crap past square one.
Hoohoo is the classic paranoid. He thinks he is superior to everyone so, he
can't get a movie role and Artie can, it because "they are all out to get
him"
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"Dee Vee" <sendtw...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:LbjEg.12467$q96....@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
>
> "Michael" <this...@for.rent> wrote in message
>> Roland Deodorant wrote:
>>
>>> "We understand he does a good show, we're not stupid." -Opie (referring
>>> to Howard Stern)
>>>
>>>
>>>>Did you notice how he ranked on Artie before he got there? And did
>>>>anyone notice how he said Artie's movie will tank and not earn any
>>>>worthwhile money? He really has a hard time with Artie trying to break
>>>>out.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I agree with that statement 1000%
>>
>> Stern has always had a problem with the others on his show trying to do
>> projects away from the show itself, with the only exceptions I can think
>> of being Robin's attempt at a talk show, Fred's band, and SJ and KC's
>> attempts at standup.
>>
>> due to Artie having had projects before he ever set foot in the studio.
>>
>
> Its very obvious that none of the Stern players can make a career for
> themselves without Hmans help. Isnt that right Stuttering John....
$500K for saying "Niggerless Cage"
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
> On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:14:15 +0000, JMiller wrote:
>
>> No, the only times Howard ever had a problem with outside projects
>> were when they:
>
> - were outside
>
> - were projects
Is that idiot insane? How many times did we hear Hoohoo have a shit
hemorrhage when someone promoted themselves as being from the Howard Stern
Show?
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
"lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@cheeze.net> wrote in message
news:afu3e25jnfdm6n92k...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:27:02 -0700, Michael <this...@for.rent>
> puked:
>>Maybe Artie's movie combined with Stern's lack of roles since PP has
>>something to do with it? Or because "Beer League" got made at all with
>>Artie in a producer role when H can't even get his crap past square one.
>
> Is that a sequel to "Beer Fest"?
Yes, and the prequel to "Beer Fart"
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
>If Artie hadn't done the Stern show,
> he would still be a character actor and a stand-up.
Really Jimmy? Would he?
What about all of those stories Hoohoo tells about Artie being one inch from
being a cab driver and how he rescued Artie from a life of obscurity?
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
> On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:12:03 GMT, KK <_K...@furburger.net> puked:
>
>>On Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:54:53 -0400, Vicki wrote:
>>
>>> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend any
>>> of
>>> the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>>>
>>> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>>>
>>> The selfish fuck just couldn't, without his whore on his arm, get in his
>>> limo and pay his respects.
>>
>>think it was a really big deal that he didn't go.
>>
>>But it was in fucking Uniondale on Long Island. Less than 90 minutes away
>>by car.
>>
>>Booey has worked for him for what, twenty-three years or so? Stern
>>couldn't take three hours out of his fucking day in the Hamptons to make
>>an appearance at the wake for his father? What a colossal asshole.
>
> Maybe he thought he would be the center of attention at the wake and
> people would be crowding around him asking for autographs and not
> paying respect to the dead. Sounds like something he'd think, the
> fuck...
More like: "There will be people there. Like the people I hid from behind my
boarded up windows at K-Rock. And the people I hide from when my armored
limo whisks me all the way to my isolated studios on the 36th floor. There
might even be FANS there! Oh, god, I need to come up with a lie. But first I
have to go wash my hands a dozen times"
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
>
>> The ole goblin is such a phony fraud. The fuckface couldn't attend any
>> of
>> the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>>
>> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>>
>> The selfish fuck just couldn't, without his whore on his arm, get in his
>> limo and pay his respects.
>
> When I first heard that, I thought the service was in Florida and didn't
> think it was a really big deal that he didn't go.
>
> But it was in fucking Uniondale on Long Island. Less than 90 minutes away
> by car.
>
> Booey has worked for him for what, twenty-three years or so? Stern
> couldn't take three hours out of his fucking day in the Hamptons to make
> an appearance at the wake for his father? What a colossal asshole.
But BethOats hurt her foot. Who would protect Hoohoo if another homeless guy
"attacked" him?
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions
"Jeffy3" <jef...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1155666486....@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> KK wrote:
>
>>
>> When I first heard that, I thought the service was in Florida and didn't
>> think it was a really big deal that he didn't go.
>>
>> But it was in fucking Uniondale on Long Island. Less than 90 minutes
>> away
>> by car.
>>
>> Booey has worked for him for what, twenty-three years or so? Stern
>> couldn't take three hours out of his fucking day in the Hamptons to make
>> an appearance at the wake for his father? What a colossal asshole.
>
>
> paying for the funeral luncheons he acted like it had to be dragged out
> of him, but he knew this was the only angle that could possibly make
> him look good.
"Gary! Peanut butter sandwiches and Kool-Aid at a funeral luncheon!?"
"Howard wanted to do something for us, ma."
"Fucking cheap Jew! Why didn't you go into that car wash business with your
cousin?"
Another glimpse into the Hoohoo psyche. Money is everything. Friends,
family, children and (ex) wives don't need support and love from the people
in their lives, just write them a check
Hoohoo is not going to Hell. He already lives there
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"Ernie Joe" <erniean...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Chicago Laura wrote:
>> "Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:5b7Eg.29$Ub7...@newsfe10.lga...
>>> any of the wakes or the actual funeral for monkeydouche's dad.
>>>
>>> His whore, boo hoo, broke her foot.
>>
>>
>> Seriously...is it true that he didn't attend Gary's Dad's services
>> because he was nursing her broken hoof?? That's truly sad. The guy
>> has worked for him for 20 years. Despicable. Celebrity or not, he
>> should have showed up. I'm sure Gary is cool about it and says that is
>> was ok.
>> But that's not the point. It was shitty not to show up.
>>
>>
>>
> Why? Did Howard have a personal relationship with his dad or something? I
> wouldn't expect my boss to show up for my mom's funeral -- he's never met
> her. Typically when there's a death in the family of one of my coworkers,
> my boss sends flowers and a note of condolence. How many of you who are
> bitching about Howard's treatment of Gary's Dad's funeral work somewhere
> with a significant organization where the boss always personally attends
> things like this?
>
> I'm sure Howard has sympathy with Gary, as he would with anyone else on
> the show. Is howard obligated to go to the funeral of every relative of
> one of the show's cast? How about weddings of relatives, or
> anniversaries? Should he go if Benji's mom dies, or does it only apply to
> people who are on the air more?
>
> Honestly. Shit happens to people, and it's sad for them. It isn't
> Howard's job to arrive in his limo to put in an appearance at every
> employee's relative's funeral, and I think his people understand that.
> WHat's he supposed to say -- I knew his son and so I know he must have
> been a great guy too?
Foe one thing, Hoohoo and Boy Gary were nominally friends for 20+ years so
it was more than an employee/boss relationship. Second, Gary was not just
another employee, he helped build the business
Most importantly, Hoohoo does not hesitate to spend hours trashing and
belittling his employees and their families, he can spend a few minutes
supporting them once in a while