ED CONRAD BACK FROM THE "DEAD"

[Ed. Conrad]

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HOLLYWOOD, Ca. (Rueters)
-- Ed Conrad, who was in -- then
kicked out -- of the Hall of Famous
is back where he fits like a glove.
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Ed was reinstalled following
a unanimous vote by the Hall's
board of directors during an
emergency dinner-meeting at
Patrick's Roadhouse last night.
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"What would the Hall look like
without Ed Conrad?" a spokesman
told BillO Reilly. "It'd be empty and
void just like Rush Limbaugh brain."
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This is the most recent photo
of members of the Hall and you
can just imagine how much nicer
it'll be when good ol' Ed takes a
seat near Hitler, Stalin and Georgie
Bush.
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http://cliptank.com/PeopleofInfluencePainting.htm
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Okay, so you're asking: WHAT
HAS ED CONRAD DONE FOR
US LATELY?
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Actually, nothing! -- except bitch
and complain.
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But, remember, before he became
a sore assh*le, he had given us
these real gems:
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.org
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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Lest we forget!
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism/browse_thread/thread/8a5152cd7b084667/fde02c68c23053da?q=%22ed+conrad%22#fde02c68c23053da
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f7810305fb640f60/75e64db9baee6431?q=jose+%22ed+conrad%22
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This is an updated list of the most recent
additions to the Ed Conrad Fan Club.
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Mark Zuckerberg
Ellen DeGeneres
Rush Limbaugh
Admiral General Aladeen -- a/k/a The Dictator
Barbara Walters
Jerry Sandusky
Bishop Tutu
Sean "Ins" Hannity
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Roseanna Roseannadanna
Bruce Springsteen
Howard Stern
To Catch a Predator on American Idle
Merrill Lynch
George Carlin
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Ed Conrad
Amelia Earhart
BillO Reilly
The Koch Brothers
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
Elvis Presley
Papa John's Pizza
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Lady Gaga
Paul PZ Myers
Donnie Trump
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
McDonald's Happy Meal
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Entire Philadelphia 76ers basketball team
Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
Ed Conrad
Honus Wagner
Harvard University
Ozzie and Harriet
787,344 Walmart Customers
Judas Iscariot
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
David Iain Greig - moderator of talk.origins
Woody Allen
Woody Woodpecker
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Teddy Roosevelt
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Kreskin
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Falin - I mean, Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
The Good Samaritan
Johnny B. Goode
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Rick Santarium
American Medical Association
Gorgeous George
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Boris Karloff
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Stephen Hawking
Union of Death Row inmates
The Warner Brothers
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Floor Waxers for "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Peyton Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
Mitt Romney
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Old Man Winter
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Atlantic City and Las Vegas blackjack dealers
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartel
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers
New York Daily News
New York Post
Mr. and Mrs.Sippi
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Nation
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson