Jessica Simpson smelt it, dealt it -- loud fart during denim clothing line business meeting
Taylor
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson Fart 1
Jessica Simpson is all lady
A follow-up to that story I posted yesterday about Jessica Simpson
starting her own denim line. During a business meeting earlier this
month, she ripped a huge fart. No, seriously, it's front page news on
Us Weekly:
Let's end this meeting on a high note! A source tells Us Weekly that
Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting
for her denim line in late January. "While one of the executives was
speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud
fart," says the insider.
"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn
around and yell, ((('Jessica!'))) The tension was extreme. No one knew
what to say."
It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously
cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick
Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for
between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in
2008.
Well no shit Jessica Simpson likes to fart. Her favorite hobby is
chili. Where's the story here?
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jessica-simpsons-mortifying-moment-revealed-2010281
[Flynet, NTVLand]
January 28, 2010
2nz
>
> It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously
> cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick
> Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for
> between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in
> 2008.
>
> Well no shit Jessica Simpson likes to fart. Her favorite hobby is
> chili. Where's the story here?
>
Has the GOP considered drafting her for...........oh, never mind.
mikey
2nz
> What's so wrong about tooting your own horn?
Well, for starters, that type of toot even bothers deaf folks.
mikey
Is that any reason to ripper?
shutterbug98
lab~rat >:-)
puked:
> "Well, for starters, that type of toot even bothers deaf folks."
>
>Is that any reason to ripper?
They're making a big stink about nothing...
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Buttercup
> On Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:43:21 -0800 (PST), mikey <nilssso...@gmail.com>
> puked:
>
> > "Well, for starters, that type of toot even bothers deaf folks."
>
> >Is that any reason to ripper?
>
> They're making a big stink about nothing...
> --
> lab~rat >:-)
> Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Well, it's all gone with the wind now!
Rob Cypher aka "The Anti-Bob"
She must have a beat-up anus to be expelling such noisy farts. I need to examine
the woman privately in person ASAP for possible issues. You can bet my face
I know about such things.
--
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