Howard Stern....God?
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fucking show I have ever seen, and my most fun New Years EVER. The show
blew away U.S. Open Sores, and Butt Bongo Fiesta. Howard was great,
that Bobbit documentary had me on the floor, Robin was BEAUTIFUL with
her jugs and braides, and the girls -- for the most part -- were
awesome. It was a real tossup for me between the erotic poet, who
looked liked an awesome 40's superstar, and the piercing girl Loraina,
who I liked in BBF. I didn't expect the Playmate to win, but the wise
judges call the shots.
The judges were also great. Mark Hammel and Sherman Hemsley were cool,
and I was surprised to see Tiny Tim after the "Jesus Christ" incident
which is heard on Cruxified.
Everything was fucking PERFECT!!
Happy New Years!!!!
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Joe Venturelli - FXnet staff
: Well if he ain't God, he certainly is the King. That was the best
: fucking show I have ever seen, and my most fun New Years EVER. The show
: blew away U.S. Open Sores, and Butt Bongo Fiesta. Howard was great,
: that Bobbit documentary had me on the floor,
Robin was BEAUTIFUL with
: her jugs and braides,
Robin has gained a LOT of weight and her lip synching was very poor, that
whole bit should have been cut it was 2nd rate at best.
and the girls -- for the most part -- were
: awesome. It was a real tossup for me between the erotic poet, who
: looked liked an awesome 40's superstar, and the piercing girl Loraina,
: who I liked in BBF. I didn't expect the Playmate to win, but the wise
: judges call the shots.
The piercing girl was my choice, but oh well.
: The judges were also great. Mark Hammel and Sherman Hemsley were cool,
: and I was surprised to see Tiny Tim after the "Jesus Christ" incident
: which is heard on Cruxified.
: Everything was fucking PERFECT!!
Everything was >FAR< from perfect (remember I am a HUGE Stern fan)
You could tell that they had an impressive budget to work with, (probably
because HS has finally proved he is a big draw and the PPV people came up
with the cash)
The opening number was perfect (until Fred Norris and Jackie were
introduced) I would have liked to see more of the talent sections and the
up close and personals would have been nice (Howard is just a good
interviewer even as Helen Stern) the backstage with Stuttering John was
blown ONLY because they didnt cut to him fast enough (Howard Talked too
long) and by the time they did the losers were past John and long gone.
I must say however for a Stern LIVE show the cast/crew etc performed
quite well and how can you compare to Butt Bongo? It was a staged tape
(not live) and the production value was a "10" (compared to last nite)
Worth $49? hmmmm I'll leave that up to others. Beat the hell out of Dick
Clark or whatever else was on however.
Beavis
Don't you talk about the Queen of Media that way. She was beautiful,
her singing and lipsinking were good,, and the act SHOULD NOT have been
cut. She might not be a good rollerblader, but don't ever put down
Robin.
As I said before,, the show was perfect. I didn't seem live, becuase
most things went off without a hitch. Of course, everything can't be to
YOUR liking, but name me one thing that is. I would have liked to see
more of the glom section, with Gary's wife and Princess Norris.
If you think you can do a better live show, I'm sure they would accept
your application at WXRK.
Elana the piercing girl should have won.
Butt Bongo didn't have a top rate production. The PPV was produced far
better. The sets also looked professionaal on PPV,, unlike the Channel
9 type sets of BBF. Howard has outdone himself once again.
: The piercing girl was my choice, but oh well.
Joe Venturelli - FXnet staff
: : whole bit should have been cut it was 2nd rate at best.
: Don't you talk about the Queen of Media that way. She was beautiful,
: her singing and lipsinking were good,, and the act SHOULD NOT have been
: cut. She might not be a good rollerblader, but don't ever put down
: Robin.
Ok, Whatever you say.
: As I said before,, the show was perfect. I didn't seem live, becuase
: most things went off without a hitch. Of course, everything can't be to
: YOUR liking, but name me one thing that is. I would have liked to see
: more of the glom section, with Gary's wife and Princess Norris.
Yes perfect, yes without a hitch. BBF was to my liking.
: If you think you can do a better live show, I'm sure they would accept
: your application at WXRK.
'scuse me Mr. Production Manager I paid my $49 just like everyone else,
therefore I have a right to be a critic. Ergo it wasn't perfect, Howard
has done better, Robins lipSYNCHing stunk (even after she made such a
stink about doing the bit)
: Elana the piercing girl should have won.
: Butt Bongo didn't have a top rate production. The PPV was produced far
: better. The sets also looked professionaal on PPV,, unlike the Channel
: 9 type sets of BBF. Howard has outdone himself once again.
Sorry, I nor have the people here agree with you, the sets were already
there, look over HS shoulder in the beginning of the show you will see how
the arches over the stage were worn and deteriorating, he would have done
better to not do less live bits. He (Howard) was the only one working on
cue, Robin, Stuttering John, Fred et. al all needed more rehearsal.
: : The piercing girl was my choice, but oh well.
Tim Henrion
jsta...@mason1.gmu.edu (Beavis) writes:
> Don't you talk about the Queen of Media that way. She was beautiful,
> her singing and lipsinking were good,, and the act SHOULD NOT have been
> cut. She might not be a good rollerblader, but don't ever put down
> Robin.
Hey Beavis,
Maybe you should change your name to "Butthead". The Robin rollerblade
thing absolutely *SUCKED* (I repeat: *SUCKED*)! I'll admit that Robin
is much more attractive in her hair extensions than in her old hairdo
but the segment was way too lame. Maybe you like looking at Robin's
flab oozing out the top of her dress but I don't. I can't believe that
a talent of Stern's level let that get into the show. $10 says that
they came up with that at the last minute to make up for a JH noshow.
Tim Henrion
Harry Mantakos
>Hey Beavis,
>Maybe you should change your name to "Butthead". The Robin rollerblade
>thing absolutely *SUCKED* (I repeat: *SUCKED*)!
Well, it was certainly not what I expected. But having watched it twice,
I think the whole thing was a gag. I suspect that the bit was supposed to
be her acting like she can't skate while all the dancer boys were skating
around her. It wasn't the high point of the show, but it only took up a
few minutes, and all in all I thought it was okay. Robin can sing about
her breasts any time, as far as I'm concerned. Of course, I think they have
to cater to her ego every now and then; Fred's Robin voice (which has no
resemblance to her real voice, but is sort of a Queen Elizabeth imitation)
reflects this perfectly.
By the way, anyone who goes out of their way to generate a conspiracy
theory over why Robin works on the show must not listen to it. Robin
is a perfect complement (in a really weird way) to Howard. She's totally
honest and open, talking about her battery-operated "toys" and her "third
input" experience. And having her there to roll her eyes at all the
tasteless goings on in the studio just makes them seem dirtier somehow :-)
But most of all, her job is to straighten out Howard when he screws up.
To fill in when he gets tongue-tied, or loses his place somehow. She
demonstrated this on a couple of occasions in the PPV like she does on
the radio show. Howard says something wrong or starts fumbling and Robin
jumps in and gets things back on track. And how many times does Robin feed
Howard a line, which he then just repeats verbatim?
> $10 says that
>they came up with that at the last minute to make up for a JH noshow.
Nope. They had been talking about Robin's skating bit from the start.
Stern "produced" events seldom have surprises, you pretty much hear about
everything up front.
-harry
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Jeff Vineburg
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>cue, Robin, Stuttering John, Fred et. al all needed more rehearsal.
Typical, no?
JV-FS>: : The piercing girl was my choice, but oh well.
Mine too. She looked a lot like Shannen Doherty.
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Jamie Lubin
Harry Mantakos <ha...@cs.umd.edu> wrote:
|In article <2g9crc$g...@newsfeed.banyan.com> t...@banyan.com (Tim Henrion) writes:
|>Hey Beavis,
|>Maybe you should change your name to "Butthead". The Robin rollerblade
|>thing absolutely *SUCKED* (I repeat: *SUCKED*)!
|
|Well, it was certainly not what I expected. But having watched it twice,
|I think the whole thing was a gag. I suspect that the bit was supposed to
|be her acting like she can't skate while all the dancer boys were skating
|around her. It wasn't the high point of the show, but it only took up a
|few minutes, and all in all I thought it was okay. Robin can sing about
|her breasts any time, as far as I'm concerned. Of course, I think they have
|to cater to her ego every now and then; Fred's Robin voice (which has no
|resemblance to her real voice, but is sort of a Queen Elizabeth imitation)
|reflects this perfectly.
I thought that, in general, the PPV was a great parody of beauty contests:
Opening production number--talent competition--lingerie instead of swimsuit
competition--up close & personals--a day in the life (bus & synchronized
swimming), etc.
Also, since I don't think my last post made it out:
I thought that the title would've gone to either Sundae girl, Pierced girl or
Space lesbian. I felt that if the Stern gang rather than the celebs were the
judges, the finalists/winner may have been different.
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Scott M. Fabbri
Jeff Vineburg <Jeff.V...@f943.n273.z1.fidonet.org> wrote:
>JV-FS>: : The piercing girl was my choice, but oh well.
>
>Mine too. She looked a lot like Shannen Doherty.
I was cheering for the Sundae Girl. *There's* an act that's hard to follow.
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days, and would like to hear him.
thanks,
Froney
Harry Mantakos
>In article <75769470...@rochgte.fidonet.org>,
>Jeff Vineburg <Jeff.V...@f943.n273.z1.fidonet.org> wrote:
>
>>JV-FS>: : The piercing girl was my choice, but oh well.
>>
>>Mine too. She looked a lot like Shannen Doherty.
>
>I was cheering for the Sundae Girl. *There's* an act that's hard to follow.
By the way, I'll reiterate that I'm willing to count up votes on the
alt.fan.howard-stern reader's choice for PPV winner. So far I've only
gotten 10-15 votes, which is hardly even worth counting. If you're
interested in tossing in your opinion, see the attached.
-harry
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Well, let's settle this once and for all. I've set up an address for people
to vote via email on who they think should have won. Email:
ster...@cs.umd.edu
with the body of your message looking like:
8 9 10 11 12
10
The first line consists of your choices for finalists, and the second line
is your choice for Miss Howard Stern 1994 (the contestants are numbered
below). I'll post the results some time on Wednesday, Jan 12; the voting
will run until then. One vote per person, please.
The contestants are (thanks to bruce....@cdreams.com):
1 Heather Barrett 34C The Erotic Poet
2 Debbie Tay 36B Miss Space Lesbian
3 Elana Beasty 34C The Woman for Whom pain is pleasure
4 Vanessa Warner 34C Miss Chocolate Sundae
5 Doris Bergner 34EE Miss Breast Puppet Theater
6 Roea Wallace 34A Miss Fried Egg Tits
7 Krystal August 34B Miss Snappy Gyro
8 Candice Sinclair 36D Miss Good Head
9 Jackie Campbell 36C Lesbian Ice Sculptress from Albany
10 Nicole Bast 38DD The World's Largest Female Bodybuilder
11 Cristine Verni 36C The Queen of the Locker Room
12 Katey Collins 34B Miss Meat Socket from Baltimore
13 Adara Michaels 34D Jesus Christ, another Bi-Sexual from Cleveland
14 Brenda St John 36B 2 Lesbians from Buffalo
& Tabitha
15 Goldie Starr 32DD 2 Pair from Las Vegas
& Jessica LaMour 32C
16 Debbie Norton 36C Miss Ten Gallon Twat from Texas
17 Tammy Tyme 36C The L.A. Hoover Head
18 Zandra Sixkiller 38C The Indian with No reservations
19 Suzie Mattherson 36D Miss Cactus Lap from Phoenix
20 Kathleen Toll 36D The Girl with a Lisp
21 Kim Caruba 34C The Pride of Piscataway
22 Nikki James 34DD The Lebanese baloney hole
23 Jennifer LaVae 34C Miss Myrtle Beach
24 Devin DeRay 40D Miss Treated from Indianapolis
25 Jessica 34C The San Diego Freeway
26 Rachel Lynn 34B The Best Hand Job in Duchess County
27 Boom Boom 34D Miss Washington, D.C.
28 Taylor Morgan 34C Miss Hot Box from San Jose
29 Elayne Marx 36C Miss Playboy Playmate
30 Jeremy Frank 34B The Human Pin Cushion
31 Mistress Rebecca 34B The Bondage Bimbos
& Elizabeth 34D
32 Cat Halsey 34A Miss Bug Snatch
33 Jennifer Worthington 34B Our Lipsick Lesbian
34 Miriam 34B Miss Friggin' Foreigner (Czechoslovakia)
35 Taboo ?? Miss Gender Confused
Jeff Vineburg
>>
>>Mine too. She looked a lot like Shannen Doherty.
SMF>I was cheering for the Sundae Girl. *There's* an act that's hard to
follow.
The glee on Danile Carver's face could not be hidden.
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John Blackman
No. Phoenix is on the table but nothing yet.