UZO Found Dead?
Scot
I was reading the New York post this morning, and there was a blurb that the hooker
named UZO who appears on the Howard Stern Radio show, had been found dead from an
apparent drug overdose.
The paper said she was a prostitute, who frequented Sterns show, is this true?
JEWEY JEWSTEIN
In article <31E857...@inx.net>, sru...@inx.net says...
God forbid that this could be possibly be true!
But if and I really really hope this is your little attempt
at a humorous troll you have just asked for the ass
whipping of a lifetime and that's if you're lucky.
I've been on the Internet for two years and nothing
frosts me like peckerwoods like you who thanks to
the Internet can suddenly become badass mutherfuckers.
I have tracked down two of these little shits who I decided
needed to be taught a lesson. I found one pathetic little
shit of a human being on a college campus and restrained
myself to just give him the scare of a lifetime. The other
I was lucky enough to find living within a two hour drive of
my location and I found the creep and left him collecting his
teeth. God forbid, Princess Uzo has met any misfortune, but
if she hasn't you my warped friend should be ready for my
wrath!
Rev.Mouse
One can only hope.
Clay
>I was reading the New York post this morning, and there was a blurb that the hooker
>named UZO who appears on the Howard Stern Radio show, had been found dead from an
>apparent drug overdose.
>The paper said she was a prostitute, who frequented Sterns show, is this true?
Two words for you, numbnuts...
FUCKING LIAR !!!
See you in Cyberspace
Clay
http://www.walrus.com/~rcgwcwu/
___________________
We're off the Streets now
And back on the Road
On the Riot trail... SY
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James Brun
Some a-hole wrote:
I was reading the New York post this morning, and there was a blurb that
the hooker
named UZO who appears on the Howard Stern Radio show, had been found dead
from an
apparent drug overdose.
The paper said she was a prostitute, who frequented Sterns show, is this
true?
Hey, a-hole, you are making as as$ out of yourself!
Are you attcking Uzo simply on the grounds that she is
a fan of the Stern show???If so you are a bigger idiot
than i thought! Uzo is a Stern fan and this is a ug for
Stern fans..If you don't like that, scram!!!!
Scatman!
JayNYC
Wishful thinking
cherrie
U are one sick Mother fucker !!!!!This disgusts me!!!You ever hear of
Karma pal? OOOO if only we could kick people here, as we do on irc you
would be on fucking Pluto!!
Cherrie
Harvester
JEWEY JEWSTEIN wrote:
>
> The other
> I was lucky enough to find living within a two hour drive of
> my location and I found the creep and left him collecting his
> teeth. God forbid, Princess Uzo has met any misfortune, but
> if she hasn't you my warped friend should be ready for my
> wrath!
Yo' Jew Boy.....smart ass pseudo name/address!!! Yeah you hooked
nose money-grubbing, gefilte-fishhead. You....Cohen the Boybarian,
Who the FUCK are you to threaten anyone?? I'll rip off your
fuckin' yarmulke and bitch slap your Jew ass all over New York.
BIG FUCKING MOUTH ON THE Internet!!! Now shut up...sit down!!!!
and don't be stupid you little turd!!!
JEWEY JEWSTEIN
In article <31EB19...@ix.netcom.com>, tra...@ix.netcom.com says...
Dear Sir,
I regret that I am unable to honor your request for a full fledged
flame war at the present time. Your above application was lacking
sufficient relevant information to make said flame war feasible.
If you still have interest please post a second application filling in
the following necessary information.
AGE: if for some reason you are embarassed to reveal how little
you've accomplished at your advanced age, a private e-mail
will be permitted
MARITAL STATUS: Options include MARRIED, SINGLE AND DIVORCED
Shackled abductees in your cold cellar do not count.
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Options include MALE, FEMALE AND OTHER
It is not necessary to add an M before OTHER
as it is an all inclusive category.
CHILDREN: Options here are YES and NO. Please do not confuse this
category with the one above unless you feel it is absolutely
a necessity.
EDUCATION: In the interest of brevity, please only include those grades
which you did not have to repeat.
ETHNICITY: If the family gene pool has become as contaminated as I
think, WHITE TRASH or HILLBILLY will be accepted answers.
RELIGION: JEW or NOT A JEW will suffice.
APPEARANCE: Just a brief physical description including any identifying
marks such as moles, warts and open sores and pustules.
Again in the interest of brevity, only include those teeth
that you have still have.
SOCIAL ORGANIZATIONS: Please list any or all social clubs and the like
that will have you, if any. Please note that if
you are a member of any of a number of covertly
homosexual, male only fraternal organizations
where you plot to take over the world wearing
funny costumes as you drink yourselves to
oblivion are not accepted in this category.
See next.
ANTI-SOCIAL ORGANIZATIONS: See above.
MEDICAL HISTORY: Please include any significant diseases that presently
exist, childhood diseases and hospitilizations including
trips to the emergency room to disengage yourself
from various appliances and pieces of furniture that
you have become amorous with.
FAVORITE FOODS, BEVERAGES: Not absolutely necessary but I would
appreciate it none the less. Possible
items can include your own flesh, your
own urine and other exotics.
HOBBIES: Include all those things that you enjoy partaking in when
you have a little free time away from the job. Possibilities
include stamp collecting, golf and copephagia.
HOME: Choices in this category include HOUSE, TOWNHOUSE, APARTMENT
TRAILER, SHACK, CAR TRUNK and CARDBOARD BOX.
JOB HISTORY: Choose between MENIAL LABOR FOR THE JEW or
MENIAL LABOR FOR OTHERS.
MENTAL HEALTH HISTORY: Please include only those psychoses
that are presently active.
If there is anything else that you think may be of some use please
feel free to include them in your next application. At that time,
I would be happy to consider your request. Thank you for your
interest and I look forward to hearing from you.
Regards,
JEWEY JEWSTEIN
President
JEWEY JEWSTEIN ONLINE SERVICES
A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF THE KIKEY KIKEMAN NOVELTY CO
Rehab Houdini
In article <31EB19...@ix.netcom.com> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>Yo' Jew Boy.....smart ass pseudo name/address!!! Yeah you hooked
>nose money-grubbing, gefilte-fishhead. You....Cohen the Boybarian,
>Who the FUCK are you to threaten anyone?? I'll rip off your
>fuckin' yarmulke and bitch slap your Jew ass all over New York.
>BIG FUCKING MOUTH ON THE Internet!!! Now shut up...sit down!!!!
>and don't be stupid you little turd!!!
Hey, are you related to Melrose Larry Cooper? He hate dem
damn Jew-boys too. You two ought to get it together! ;-)
--
"The best thing ever to be imported
from your country is your tolerance. Explain a table dance to these
people. A floor show! Don't try to hide the fact that sex is your major
motivation." -- More ramblings from the ever-confused Melrose Larry Cooper
JEWEY JEWSTEIN
In article <31EB19...@ix.netcom.com>, tra...@ix.netcom.com says...
>
>JEWEY JEWSTEIN wrote:
>>
>> The other
>> I was lucky enough to find living within a two hour drive of
>> my location and I found the creep and left him collecting his
>> teeth. God forbid, Princess Uzo has met any misfortune, but
>> if she hasn't you my warped friend should be ready for my
>> wrath!
>
>nose money-grubbing, gefilte-fishhead. You....Cohen the Boybarian,
>Who the FUCK are you to threaten anyone?? I'll rip off your
>fuckin' yarmulke and bitch slap your Jew ass all over New York.
>BIG FUCKING MOUTH ON THE Internet!!! Now shut up...sit down!!!!
>and don't be stupid you little turd!!!
Dear Sir,
We regret to inform you that the role of the toothless village
idiot in our latest feature film has already been cast. We
appreciate your interest and we would encourage you to leave
your 8 by 10 glossy and resume with us on file.
Warmest regards,
JEWEY JEWSTEIN
President
JEWEY JEWSTEIN SEVEN ARTS PRODUCTIONS
A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF KIKEY KIKEMAN MINIATURE GOLF
COURSE MANAGEMENT AND DESIGN COMPANY
DBJ
>
>I was reading the New York post this morning, and there was a blurb that the hooker
>named UZO who appears on the Howard Stern Radio show, had been found dead from an
>apparent drug overdose.
>The paper said she was a prostitute, who frequented Sterns show, is this true?
>
I just can't even believe this!!
This has got to be a troll, and I think it's a VERY
SICK joke. This is NOT funny!!
Beverly
UZOcandybabe
On Sat, 13 Jul 1996 22:13:49 -0400, Scot <sru...@inx.net> wrote:
>I was reading the New York post this morning, and there was a blurb that the hooker
>named UZO who appears on the Howard Stern Radio show, had been found dead from an
>apparent drug overdose.
>The paper said she was a prostitute, who frequented Sterns show, is this true?
This is Uzo speaking from the bed..God dont want me yet, man
I got more cums to guzzle!!
And more Pros to Titude!!!!
"Marriage is a lot like the US Constitution..
A man begins by laying down the law to his
wife and ends up accepting all her amendments"
-Madeline Kahn
UZOcandybabe
http://pages.prodigy.com/uzo1
UZOcandybabe
On 14 Jul 1996 19:43:26 -0400, jay...@aol.com (JayNYC) wrote:
>Wishful thinking
Ouch!
"You're crazy about me, right? And i can understand it-only
this morning looking in the mirror, i enjoyed seeing myself
so much that i could not tear myself away ..mmm mmm mmm
have some, babe!"-TNP
UZOcandybabe
http://pages.prodigy.com/uzo1
Harvester
Rehab Houdini wrote:
>
> >
> Hey, are you related to Melrose Larry Cooper? He hate dem
> damn Jew-boys too. You two ought to get it together! ;-)
>
UZOcandybabe
On Thu, 18 Jul 1996 08:07:22 -0700, Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com>
wrote:
>>No, of course not...I love the Jews..I just hate assholes likeJewy Jewstein who pretend to be Jewish!!
Ahhhhh looooooooooooooosen up!
I love Jewy....He is da man...........
Fuck wt Jewy and i'll fuck you!
Jewstein can jewy me anytime!!!!!
"If you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around
the bush"-TNP
UZOcandybabe
http://pages.prodigy.com/uzo1
UZOcandybabe
On Fri, 19 Jul 1996 17:32:11 GMT, simp...@cris.com (Matthew Simpson)
wrote:
> Harvester:
> JEWEY is funny. You ain't funny. You ain't scary either. You are
> just a nit wit. Go away now. Thanks.
Yup he is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
My Jewy is da man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanx Matt, for complimenting my man!
L5L
\the following crap has backed up the drain:
\Subject: Re: UZO Found Dead?
From: Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com>
Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 08:05:46 -0700
Message-ID: <31EE52...@ix.netcom.com>
My, My, how articulate you've become since my recent tirade.
Unfortunately, I fit none of your criteria as white trash and
despite your presidency, probably make twice as much money
as you do. Now listen here you psychotic little turd, Howard
Stern is NOT interested in your pathetic prescence here on
the newsgroup. I know you are trying to assume the role of
comedic genius with your little anecdotes and poetry which
you believe will parley into a full time job as a writer for
the King Of All Media, but I can assure you, your talents
lie elsewhere..perhaps washing bedpans with open cuts at
an AIDS clinic. Please reconsider, fuckfruit.
Now my two nickles:
- who the fuck are you to call JEWEY JEWSTEIN- "fuck fruit"?
who are you to judge what is funny or not funny? (especially based on the
comedic tone you display?)
in fact who the fuck are you? Harvester? what is that? are you a
farmer? also, you can't make more than Jewey since the JEWS control all
the money? don't you read the MILITIaMEN crap you subscribe to? You know
the toiletpaper rag written in crayon- it comes with your JOHN DEERE
catalog.
fuck you
and fuck everyone else
L5L
farmer-
why is it that your posts come during the day ?
isn't that when the adults usually are working?
also isn't it funny how your put down of me is "DICKWEED"?
are dickweeds found on your farm???????????????
fuck u
Harvester
L5L wrote:
>
> \the following crap has backed up the drain:
>
> \>
>
> - who the fuck are you to call JEWEY JEWSTEIN- "fuck fruit"?
>
> who are you to judge what is funny or not funny? (especially based on the
> comedic tone you display?)
>
> in fact who the fuck are you? Harvester? what is that? are you a
> farmer? also, you can't make more than Jewey since the JEWS control all
> the money? don't you read the MILITIaMEN crap you subscribe to? You know
> the toiletpaper rag written in crayon- it comes with your JOHN DEERE
> catalog.
>
> fuck you
>
> and fuck everyone else
Go to your room,son....this posting is for adults.....dickweed!!
Rehab Houdini
In article <31EE52...@ix.netcom.com> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>. Please reconsider, fuckfruit.
[sorry, can't help mysef here] Are you the Harvester of the fuckfruits?
We now return you to the Firey Airplane Crash Show, already in progress...
--
I keep waiting for you to come up with something really terrible that I
have written and can't remember that I wrote. Not that I give a shit one
way or the other.
Wish I had said that.
UZOcandybabe
He is sooooo cute...mmmm hehe!
<giggles>
Gene N. Haldeman
re...@netcom.com (Rehab Houdini) wrote in message
<rehabDu...@netcom.com>:
>We now return you to the Firey Airplane Crash Show, already in progress...
Can I get one first-class to Long Island Sound, please?
--
Gene N. Haldeman |"Man in the moon,
hald...@sas.upenn.edu |what on earth
ge...@admissions.ugao.upenn.edu |are you smiling about?"
Harvester
Matthew Simpson wrote:
>
> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >JEWEY JEWSTEIN wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <31EB19...@ix.netcom.com>, tra...@ix.netcom.com says...
> >an AIDS clinic. Please reconsider, fuckfruit.
>
>
> JEWEY is funny. You ain't funny. You ain't scary either. You are
> just a nit wit. Go away now. Thanks.
>
> - -
> ^
>
> "Testosterone is a dangerous, dangerous hormone."
>
> - Robin Ophelia Quivers
>
> ----> Howard Stern Links: http://www.cris.com/~Simpsonm/koam/ <----
Hey, Matt..
I thought we were friends....remember...I owed you a beer??
Don't rag on me man, I'm just stirring it up pal!!!
Harvester
Rehab Houdini wrote:
>
> In article <31EE52...@ix.netcom.com> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> >. Please reconsider, fuckfruit.
>
> [sorry, can't help mysef here] Are you the Harvester of the fuckfruits?
>
>
> I keep waiting for you to come up with something really terrible that I
> have written and can't remember that I wrote. Not that I give a shit one
> way or the other.
> Wish I had said that.
That's because your brains are in your ass!!!
Eat my stool sample AND urine specimen THEN
be thankful I don't come on your ugly face!!
Matthew Simpson
Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Hey, you can change your name, I can flame again. Who's to know?
What happened? Did they pull your account?
Eli Troychansky
Harvester (tra...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: > I keep waiting for you to come up with something really terrible that I
: > have written and can't remember that I wrote. Not that I give a shit one
: > way or the other.
: > Wish I had said that.
: That's because your brains are in your ass!!!
: Eat my stool sample AND urine specimen THEN
: be thankful I don't come on your ugly face!!
Trying your best to wrestle the reputation from the AOL people?
--
.
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/ _ \ | |\ "private parts" for best picture oscar (it's got a shot)
| __/ | | | kevin kelley for president (he can beat griffey:)
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memo to disney: "all quiet on the western front" would make a fun cartoon.
Rehab Houdini
In article <31EF36...@ix.netcom.com> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>That's because your brains are in your ass!!!
Good answer.
>Eat my stool sample AND urine specimen THEN
>be thankful I don't come on your ugly face!!
Wow, he's good. Really, good. Damn, I hope you don't get all bent
out of shape when I lift any further comedy from you. Relax and sniff your
farts you silly little NetCruiser... ;-)
--
Ray -- I'm still posting from my account? When are you gonna make your *big*
move?! We're waiting, Fuckfruit!
(C)1996 The King of all Smartasses, portions copyright of Harvester
King of all Floppies
Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>That's because your brains are in your ass!!!
>Eat my stool sample AND urine specimen THEN
>be thankful I don't come on your ugly face!!
Ahhhh ... wit from the witless ...
KoaF!
Harvester
fuckin'cat's meow, the way you fly in here like
Superman and think you can zing all the posting with
one fell swoop and then sit back and watch the sparks fly??
Is that your pathetic little game?? You really don't not suck!
Eat my shorts you fucknuckled dweeb.
Harvester
Uzo Candybabe wrote:
Hey Harvester??? Kish mir
> Scumbag!
>
> Go to deja and dig out your posts..
> You sound like a raving maniac and
> you take yourself way too seriously
> You are actually having a *SERIOUS*
> flame war wt L5L..HA! Who are u gonna
> be fighting wt next..Homer Simpson??
> Get a grip!
> Btw, koaf sucks....mmmmmmmmmm!
>
> "I am not a nice person..I have never been a nice person..
> I am an angry man with his own issues..I cannot tolerate
> nonsence"-Howard Stern
>
> UZOcandybabe
> http://pages.prodigy.com/uzo1
No Uzo, I am not a raving maniac, it's just....that......some....
people her just ...............DRIVE ME BESERK!!!!
OK, How's this...(I'll lighten up a bit.....) My mother told me
a long time ago something I'll never forget:
She said, "Son...women in San Francisco are like a box of chocolates
.....You never know which ones have nuts!"
BTW, Where is L5L these days????
Love and Peace
The NEW and IMPROVED Harvester (sans attitude)
Homer Simpson
SLY...@prodigy.com (Uzo Candybabe) wrote:
>Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>King of all Floppies wrote:
>
>>> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>> >That's because your brains are in your ass!!!
>>> >Eat my stool sample AND urine specimen THEN
>>> >be thankful I don't come on your ugly face!!
>
>>> Ahhhh ... wit from the witless ...
Mmmmmm.....flaahhhh-py....
>
>>KoaF!You need an attitude adjustment KoaF!! Are you the
>>fuckin'cat's meow, the way you fly in here like
>>Superman and think you can zing all the posting with
>>one fell swoop and then sit back and watch the sparks fly??
Mmmmmm.....spaaaarky....
>>Is that your pathetic little game?? You really don't not suck!
>>Eat my shorts you fucknuckled dweeb.
>
> Hey Harvester??? Kish mir
>Scumbag!
>
>Go to deja and dig out your posts..
>You sound like a raving maniac and
>you take yourself way too seriously
>You are actually having a *SERIOUS*
>flame war wt L5L..HA! Who are u gonna
>be fighting wt next..Homer Simpson??
Mmmmmm.......flaaaamey....
>Get a grip!
>Btw, koaf sucks....mmmmmmmmmm!
>
>"I am not a nice person..I have never been a nice person..
>I am an angry man with his own issues..I cannot tolerate
>nonsence"-Howard Stern
>
>UZOcandybabe
>http://pages.prodigy.com/uzo1
Mmmmmm......siiiiilicone....
Uzo Candybabe
Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>King of all Floppies wrote:
>> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> >That's because your brains are in your ass!!!
>> >Eat my stool sample AND urine specimen THEN
>> >be thankful I don't come on your ugly face!!
>> Ahhhh ... wit from the witless ...
>KoaF!You need an attitude adjustment KoaF!! Are you the
>fuckin'cat's meow, the way you fly in here like
>Superman and think you can zing all the posting with
>one fell swoop and then sit back and watch the sparks fly??
>Is that your pathetic little game?? You really don't not suck!
>Eat my shorts you fucknuckled dweeb.
Hey Harvester??? Kish mir
Scumbag!
Go to deja and dig out your posts..
You sound like a raving maniac and
you take yourself way too seriously
You are actually having a *SERIOUS*
flame war wt L5L..HA! Who are u gonna
be fighting wt next..Homer Simpson??
Tony Dun
From: Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com>
Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 10:51:40 -0700
Uzo Candybabe wrote:
> Hey Harvester??? Kish mir
> Scumbag!
> Go to deja and dig out your posts..
> You sound like a raving maniac and
> you take yourself way too seriously
> You are actually having a *SERIOUS*
> flame war wt L5L..HA! Who are u gonna
> be fighting wt next..Homer Simpson??
> Get a grip!
> Btw, koaf sucks....mmmmmmmmmm!
No Uzo, I am not a raving maniac, it's just....that......some....
people her just ...............DRIVE ME BESERK!!!!
OK, How's this...(I'll lighten up a bit.....) My mother told me
a long time ago something I'll never forget:
She said, "Son...women in San Francisco are like a box of chocolates
.....You never know which ones have nuts!"
BTW, Where is L5L these days????
Love and Peace
The NEW and IMPROVED Harvester (sans attitude)
***************************************************************
Harvester, don't you get it?
You dared to flame Uzo's koaf...
That set her off on you!
<I was right about these two>
Tony!!!
King of all Floppies
SLY...@prodigy.com (Uzo Candybabe) wrote:
>Btw, koaf sucks....mmmmmmmmmm!
Like a Hoover ...
When I get finished with you, you'll have to pull the sheets out of
your lovely chocolate-colored buttcheeks ...
KoaF!
King of all Floppies
Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>King of all Floppies wrote:
>>
>> Harvester <tra...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>> >That's because your brains are in your ass!!!
>> >Eat my stool sample AND urine specimen THEN
>> >be thankful I don't come on your ugly face!!
>>
>> Ahhhh ... wit from the witless ...
>>
>> KoaF!
>You need an attitude adjustment KoaF!!
Shocks: check ...
Belts: check ...
Oil: check ...
Attitude: check ...
>Are you the fuckin'cat's meow,
No ... that _was_ Timmy's territory ...
>the way you fly in here like Superman and think you can zing all the posting with
>one fell swoop and then sit back and watch the sparks fly??
Ahhhhh ... yep ...
>Is that your pathetic little game??
Ahhhhh ... yep ...
God ... you're good ... got me figured out with a single line post ...
>You really don't not suck!
Ahhhhh ... whatever ...
>Eat my shorts you fucknuckled dweeb.
Ahhhhh ... more wit from the witless ...
*plonk*
KoaF!
Tony Dun
From: kla...@cybercomm.net (King of all Floppies)
Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 01:52:18 GMT
SLY...@prodigy.com (Uzo Candybabe) wrote:
>Btw, koaf sucks....mmmmmmmmmm!
Like a Hoover ...
KoaF!
******************************************************
The truth is finally out!
Koaf and Uzo are doing it!
No doupt about it!
I was not sure at 1st...But now i'm!
Tony!!!
Harvester
King of all Floppies wrote:
>
>
> >Btw, koaf sucks....mmmmmmmmmm!
>
> Like a Hoover ...
>
> When I get finished with you, you'll have to pull the sheets out of
> your lovely chocolate-colored buttcheeks ...
>
following uncontrollable laughter from seeing your little "Floppy"
TnW Noun
Wish we could all be so lucky that Uzo's dead and bloated corpse be found
in some rat-infested NYC alley. Die Uzo, die!