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What's Wrong With Beetlejuice?

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MayorTommy

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Apr 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/13/00
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I have no idea 'what' Beetlejuice is or his mental capabilities BUT
what floored me was last time he dropped the bombshell that he was
a married man with four kids. Howard said he had no idea. I still don't
know if Beetlejuice was fabricating a story. Who the hell supports them?
Oh forget it......i know the answer already........

Ryan Nelson wrote:
>
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

Ryan Nelson

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Apr 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/13/00
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Joe Delaney

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Apr 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/13/00
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hes a drunk
Ryan Nelson <rne...@moneymailer.com> wrote in message
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JG

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Apr 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/13/00
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I don't know if this is true....B'juice has a tendency to repeat in the
affirmative the last thing said to him, so if someone asks if he is married,
he says yeah, kind of like when they ask Gary TR to grade a girl 1 to 10.\

Then again, maybe he's a Harvard Professor, like Howard?
MayorTommy wrote in message <38F65E72...@inforamp.net>...


>
>I have no idea 'what' Beetlejuice is or his mental capabilities BUT
>what floored me was last time he dropped the bombshell that he was
>a married man with four kids. Howard said he had no idea. I still don't
>know if Beetlejuice was fabricating a story. Who the hell supports them?
>Oh forget it......i know the answer already........
>
>Ryan Nelson wrote:
>>

FrankSnotra

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Apr 14, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/14/00
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Lady Taker wrote:

> He has a head the size of a grape. How much greymatter can he have under the
> circumstances?
>
> Volfie -> we only use 1/7 of our brains and his brain is only 1/7 the size of
> ours to start with

..................................................................................... I
don't care whatchu got---- he's got like............oh, aboit......3,000 of them
cars---he's got twice as much with them bitches!

Lady Taker

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Apr 14, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/14/00
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>Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
>with on the show?

He has a head the size of a grape. How much greymatter can he have under the

JG

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Apr 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/15/00
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Who has the smaller brain, Beetlejuice or his "wife"---talk about a
must-interview person, yeesh!
NeufTGoof wrote in message <20000414221350...@ng-fm1.aol.com>...

>>>He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself in
>such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. Is he retarded?

Has
>this ever been dealt with on the show?>>
>
>I think of it this way...when you try and cram a brain in a skull that
small
>somethings bound to get screwed up along the way.
>
>I hate to say it but Hank makes more sense than Beetlejuice. At least he
knows
>enough not to buy the cow when he can get the milk for free.
>
>NEUF
>
>

Juliet

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Apr 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/15/00
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Oh wait. Stop the presses. I didn't hear him say he has a wife
and 4 kids. Someone please get to the bottom of this. Juliet

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John McCarthy

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Apr 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/15/00
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On Apr 13, 2000, at 4:46pm (EDT-1) From: rne...@moneymailer.com
(Ryan Nelson) sputtered:


>What's Wrong With Beetlejuice?

The question should_have_been, "What's right with Beetlejuice?" The
answer is obviously, NOTHING about him is right!


>He obviously has some sort of mental

>problem...

And Ryan, we are sure that YOU are the poster boy for Mental Hygiene!
LMAO!!


>But he expresses himself in such a >seemingly lucid and clear way.

BJ babbles and sputters like a fool, Ryan What planet are you from that
you consider BJ -- "LUCID"???

>He's so damn weird. This really started to

>occur to me last night...

He has been a guest on the show for the past 2 years now and it finally
occurred to you last night -- GEE RYAN -- you catch on real quick, have
you considered studying ROCKET SCIENCES???


>He could understand that Hank was >insulting him and he rattle off what
>seemed like sentence in English, but it >was total gibberish.

Sorta like your initial post in this thread is total gibberish!


>Is he retarded?

NOW what the fuck do you think Ryan, do you think with that little
freaking skull and his cranium size, do you think he is normal? First
glance tells you that he is grossly sub-normal (microcephalic)

>Has this ever been dealt with on the >show?

NO -- Howard has much more important things to talk about like how Ralph
de Faeg has to clean his skivvies

Eff Timmy!!

NeufTGoof

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Apr 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/15/00
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>>He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself in
such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. Is he retarded? Has

this ever been dealt with on the show?>>

I think of it this way...when you try and cram a brain in a skull that small

Fury

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Apr 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/15/00
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FrankSnotra wrote:
>
<snip>


> ..................................................................................... I
> don't care whatchu got---- he's got like............oh, aboit......3,000 of them
> cars---he's got twice as much with them bitches!

And he got $3000 in the bank, and he drink bout 400 beer a day. He the
man. He the boss

Fury

Lady Taker

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Apr 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/16/00
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>
>Oh wait. Stop the presses. I didn't hear him say he has a wife
>and 4 kids. Someone please get to the bottom of this. Juliet

True. He did say that. It's a sad fact that women are desperate, Juliet. Why
else would murderers on Death's Row have dozens of women willing to marry them?
Women are so desperate for a man that they will take one that is absolute scum
just so they can say they have one. Given a choice between Charles Manson and
Beetlejuice, I'd take..... a cyanide pill. But, hey, that's just me.

Volfie -> any guy who says he just can't get a girl should be held in deep
suspect

Lady Taker

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Apr 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/16/00
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george pointed out:
>Then he must be a genius because he is using 100% of HIS brain.
>On Mars he is considered an Einstein.

He may be using 100% of it, true, but how do we know that the 1/7 he got, and
is utilizing to the max, isn't the part that tells you when you need to scratch
your crotch, take a dump or pick your nose?

Volfie -> not every part of the brain does calculus 24/7

PK

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Apr 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/16/00
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Then he must be a genius because he is using 100% of HIS brain.
On Mars he is considered an Einstein.

Lady Taker wrote:
>
> >Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> >with on the show?
>

PK

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Apr 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/16/00
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He does get more ass than Hank does though. I saw him fucking some whore
on his webpage.

Mesh500

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Apr 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/17/00
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>From: vol...@aol.comBV1 (Lady Taker)
>Date: 4/16/00 5:12 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20000416081241...@ng-cs1.aol.com>


a better example than beetlejuice is that midget who's usually with
bj.....remember when the guy had some good looking stripper head over heels
with him, but he wouldn't be with her unless she'd get implants, and she was
crying about it? my god, you have to wonder about women sometimes.......but my
hat goes off to that ugly little pug. he was able to snag a hot piece of ass,
even with his lack of height & looks.

Juliet

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Apr 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/17/00
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C'mon Lady Taker. Give some of us a break. I would take ROBIN
over Beetlejuice, and Lord knows I don't make enough money to
foot her grocery bill....

kitskul...@gmail.com

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May 11, 2016, 10:38:16 PM5/11/16
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On Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

What the fuck.

ruebenfa...@gmail.com

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Sep 7, 2016, 8:10:19 PM9/7/16
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Yeah I know I can't believe I'm reading messages from 2000. This is actually really cool.


drumm...@cashmere.school.nz

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Nov 16, 2016, 7:07:31 PM11/16/16
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I was 4 months old when these messages were posted now I'm nearly 17.... wow the Internet is not all that new.

stephan...@gmail.com

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Feb 26, 2017, 11:13:49 AM2/26/17
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i wasnt even born ahahaha

paul...@gmail.com

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Mar 22, 2017, 7:22:29 AM3/22/17
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I think YOU guys might be the ones that are retarded. The internet has been commercially available since about 1990/1991. Kids these days. ;)

thomashe...@gmail.com

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May 3, 2017, 3:23:25 AM5/3/17
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Yep kiddo, stuff online never goes away. Remember that!

jumpi...@gmail.com

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May 31, 2017, 4:29:07 AM5/31/17
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I vaguely remember using the internet back then, but only to print off Cheat Code Central pages for my PS1 games because I was pretty young.
It's funny that this was as perplexing back then as it is now, with his recent resurgence.I knew about him and the Wack Pack before his meme ascendancy, but never paid it much mind.
It feels wrong to taint a classic thread, but at least the discussion can live on.

alfiesk...@gmail.com

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Jun 16, 2017, 6:55:49 AM6/16/17
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On Thursday, 13 April 2000 08:00:00 UTC+1, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
>


i think beetlejiuce is lush

alfiesk...@gmail.com

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Jun 16, 2017, 6:56:45 AM6/16/17
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> Just curious.

beetlejiuce is my bae. he is my love. he is my boo....beetlejuiceandme4ever

mikul...@gmail.com

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Jul 29, 2017, 1:53:49 PM7/29/17
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He has microcephaly and is a dwarf. He's slow, but not technically retarded. His tiny brain (for a lay person) picks up what's being said to him, but it gets filtered out in a sort of word salad. He also can repeat words but usually has a strange pronunciation or enunciates them oddly. He usually can't repeat things on command, and if he's asked to spell ANYTHING, he spells his name albeit also in a weird way, usually missing vowels like LSTR or with too many like LEEER.

jgs...@gmail.com

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Sep 13, 2017, 2:53:22 AM9/13/17
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He has microcephaly it makes his brain stop developing. So his brain is just not fully developed.

sdan...@gmail.com

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Sep 28, 2017, 10:09:12 PM9/28/17
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Hilarious

benjamin...@gmail.com

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Oct 19, 2017, 4:57:19 AM10/19/17
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I love the fact that 17 years later people are still responding to this thinking Ryan will ever actually see their answers. I know my reply is just as silly, but I really got a kick out of this whole thing.

jchat...@gmail.com

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Nov 19, 2017, 6:40:02 PM11/19/17
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On Thursday, October 19, 2017 at 3:57:19 AM UTC-5, benjamin...@gmail.com wrote:
> I love the fact that 17 years later people are still responding to this thinking Ryan will ever actually see their answers. I know my reply is just as silly, but I really got a kick out of this whole thing.

He has Microcephal which is a condition in which a baby's head is significantly smaller than expected, often due to abnormal brain development.

17 years later, Ryan has his answer! lol.

austin...@gmail.com

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Nov 20, 2017, 9:21:22 PM11/20/17
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On Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

He has microcephaly which is accompanied by minor mental retardation. It's the shit zika gives babies.

garcesan...@gmail.com

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Dec 2, 2017, 8:39:30 PM12/2/17
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Microcephaly

darr...@aol.com

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Dec 4, 2017, 9:25:51 PM12/4/17
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As they say, "better late than never!" ehe Beet has more than "Microcephaly" - he appears to have a form of Dwarfism as well. Possibly the Aztec syndrome (aka Conehead) - see the 1932 film "Freaks," which prominently features real-life circus freaks in dramatic roles. On a related note, is Beet featured in the new Advil commercial? eh I could swear the black guy who slides down the water slide is Beet!? eh If not, he's a dead-ringer for him.

contacts...@gmail.com

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Feb 9, 2018, 6:55:28 PM2/9/18
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Have you nothing better to do than be a cunt to everyone in a google group?

rfg...@gmail.com

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Feb 13, 2018, 2:34:33 PM2/13/18
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On Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

STERNSHOW

beavcl...@gmail.com

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Feb 17, 2018, 3:49:38 PM2/17/18
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On Thursday, October 19, 2017 at 3:57:19 AM UTC-5, benjamin...@gmail.com wrote:
> I love the fact that 17 years later people are still responding to this thinking Ryan will ever actually see their answers. I know my reply is just as silly, but I really got a kick out of this whole thing.

Can you imagine how retarded all of this would look in 2036? I believe if this thread and these internets do not self-destruct before that time then we will also have devolved into apes. There is no way that this can be re-revisited, is all I'm saying. That would be fucking retarded and pointless and sad. Some things must die. So there can be new things. I think this is proof we are living in an interesting time... the fact this observance can even be made. If you're honest, you'll know this thread does not exist in 2036.

This thread does not exist in 2036...
This thread does not exist in 2036...
This thread does not exist in 2036...

deada...@gmail.com

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Feb 28, 2018, 9:30:09 AM2/28/18
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oy vey this is still active

j42...@gmail.com

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Mar 8, 2018, 2:21:30 AM3/8/18
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Woah, looking at this thread is like travelling in time. This conversation began before 911. Just thinking about that makes my head spin.

nukl3ar...@gmail.com

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Mar 9, 2018, 9:08:04 PM3/9/18
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I was confused why the date was 00 at first

15mcgi...@oakhill.nsw.edu.au

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Mar 20, 2018, 3:45:22 AM3/20/18
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On Thursday, 13 April 2000 17:00:00 UTC+10, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

18 years on hey

jbl...@parkrapids.k12.mn.us

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May 18, 2018, 2:52:27 PM5/18/18
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On Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

ight ight fo sho

James Fabiano

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Jun 12, 2018, 6:46:44 PM6/12/18
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On Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

He wahntid tu b uh klown lick Bil Kulin. He shulduv wor uh klown noz tu!

793...@seq.org

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Sep 11, 2018, 5:05:03 PM9/11/18
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On Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

rip 9/11 people.

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sadiqs...@gmail.com

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Sep 23, 2018, 11:35:21 PM9/23/18
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i’m gonna keep this thread fresh

ewk...@edu.sollentuna.se

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Oct 15, 2018, 3:03:14 AM10/15/18
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Den torsdag 13 april 2000 kl. 09:00:00 UTC+2 skrev Ryan Nelson:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

he has Microcephaly
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shelly...@gmail.com

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Nov 16, 2018, 2:54:16 AM11/16/18
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He has microcephaly.

hazz...@gmail.com

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Dec 8, 2018, 9:40:09 AM12/8/18
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These people seem kinda rude though don't they... Nowadays people are more accepting of people like Beetlejuice. Literally every comment mentions how he is 'retarded' and 'not normal in the slightest.' (Obviously used as slurs), not just my conception on how words should've been used back then. Hey I guess that's just how it was... :/

niklaskris...@gmail.com

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Jan 1, 2019, 12:01:53 PM1/1/19
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he is gay

s19...@gapps.dilworth.school.nz

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Feb 19, 2019, 4:14:27 PM2/19/19
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On Thursday, 13 April 2000 19:00:00 UTC+12, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

you did this in 2000 wow

mugsh...@gmail.com

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Feb 25, 2019, 11:43:37 PM2/25/19
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This is why the internet is so great

vacal...@gmail.com

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Jan 9, 2020, 3:14:57 PM1/9/20
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Almost 20 years since the first post, wow.

pedrosou...@gmail.com

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Mar 19, 2020, 3:56:53 PM3/19/20
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Em quinta-feira, 9 de janeiro de 2020 17:14:57 UTC-3, vacal...@gmail.com escreveu:
> Almost 20 years since the first post, wow.

Beetlejuice is still alive!

joshgh...@gmail.com

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Apr 25, 2020, 4:27:03 PM4/25/20
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On Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-6, Ryan Nelson wrote:
> He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
> in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
> started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
> Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
> insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
> but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
> with on the show?
>
> Just curious.

are you still alive? hi randomly found this

Cristian Gordillo

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Oct 11, 2020, 5:11:24 AM10/11/20
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dude what the fuck did i stumble upon

Kuplilo

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Nov 16, 2020, 10:05:50 AM11/16/20
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GACHA AGENTS

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Jan 31, 2021, 3:34:05 AM1/31/21
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he might be an actor, because either he has a mental problem, or he is an entertainer, this is really a tricky question tbh

Darin Yoder

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Mar 12, 2021, 8:14:36 AM3/12/21
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On Sunday, January 31, 2021 at 9:34:05 AM UTC+1, GACHA AGENTS wrote:
> he might be an actor, because either he has a mental problem, or he is an entertainer, this is really a tricky question tbh
He is an entertainer, but he also has dwarfism and microcephaly. Microcephaly is why his head is oddly shaped and why he comes off as intellectually disabled. Dwarfism is why he's shorter than the average male.

Aryodod Shoghi Haghdoost

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Jun 21, 2021, 6:17:21 AM6/21/21
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how have i found this

Aluminum

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjKpdxsjvA&ab_channel=Mrcat596

conkerisdumb

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