HOWARD STERN IS AN UGLY JEW AND IT'S DAMN FUNNY
Irrat8ed
"Carlton Prestwicke" <CarltonP...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Every time I look at that homely, ugly, pathetic Jew, Howard Stern, I
> laugh my balls off. Why can't Jews NOT look like Jews. A majority of
> Jews are homely. Okay! Okay! Okay! Bess Myerson, Miss America of 194?,
> is the only good-looking Jew in the history of the United States.
>
> Just walk down the streets of NYC, and you will see so many ugly Jews
> you'll swear clocks do, in fact, stop. You think I'm kidding! Ha! The
> joke is on you. Jews look like shit.
>
> Of course, big noses seem to be a basic genetic trait of Jews which
> detracts immensely from their attractiveness.
>
> I am sure my litany of previous prejudiced statements have a few people,
> and rightly so, hot under the collar. My previous statements are naive,
> and biased. Unfortunately, many people in the world community do not
> view my previous statements with biased eyes. The world is currently at
> war. I'll say that again. The world is currently at war. Why is the
> world currently at war? Because people tend to view themselves as
> superior. Superior as to one's religion, race, culture, whatever.
>
> If I were to pontificate that Ira Zimmerman is a big, fat, ugly, funny,
> idiot-stutterer, I don't think too many Howard Stern fans would blink
> much of an eye.
>
> I stutter. So what! I have a severe stutter. So what! Stuttering John
> stutters. So what! There are six billion people currently inhabiting
> this this small planet. Hey folks, we are not all carbon copies of each
> other. Diversity is the key word here. Some people are extremely
> handsome and beautiful ( look at a copy of Ocean Drive Magazine ), some
> are black, some are white, some are yellow, some are disabled, and some
> are homosexual.
>
> Stuttering is not funny. Being an ugly Jew is not funny. Being an ugly
> Swede is not funny. People put other people down only to put themselves
> up. Too many people harbor the "we" and 'them" mentality. The "we" folks
> are always better than the "them" folks.
>
> Howard puts other people down, and he is laughing all the way to the
> bank. I am sure his net worth is well over 100 million dollars. It's all
> an act, folks, although I am sure Howard actually thinks stutterers are
> funny.
>
> I am sure when Howard Stern is counting his millions at two in the
> morning he is thinking to himself that suttering is indeed funny, and
> that he made a very wise decision putting Stuttering John on his show.
>
> I am not a prejudiced person. I am sure there are stutterers though who
> are. I've known quite a few. Every segment of humanity has assholes. I
> am sure many will label me as a major asshole. I could care less.
>
> Of course, assholes tend to flock around other assholes, and Howard
> Stern is a MAJOR ASSHOLE. He is an obscenely rich asshole too.
>
> Howard, keep making fun of stutterers and good luck in counting your
> money.
>
> I view Howard Stern in the same context as O. J. Simpson. O. J. Simpson
> most likely has a major wire loose in his brain. O. J. has told himself
> so many times that he's not a murderer-- that he actually believes it
> himself.
>
> Howard Stern has a major wire loose in his brain, and he has told
> himself so many times that it's okay to laugh at stutterers that he
> actually believes it himself. His millions tell him it's okay.
>
> I know a few stutterers who actually think Jews are ugly and look like
> fucking shit. Let them think what they think. Let Howard think what he
> wants to think.
>
> One of these days a prejudiced stutterer may walk up to Howard and say,
> " HHHOWARD, YOU'RE A HOMELY, UGLY, ( with a capital U ) FUCKING JEW.
> JEWS ARE WORTHLESS."
>
> No doubt Howard will be offended. Ha! Ha! Ha! Now, that will be really,
> really, really, really, really, really, really, be funny. Just the
> thought of Howard Stern be offended is funny.
>
> Howard, with his mega millions, will never get an "extreme makeover" (
> Botox, etc. ) with his ugly face because that would ruin his act.
> UGLINESS IS HOWARD, AND HOWARD IS UGLINESS.
>
lab~rat >:-)
>Natalie Portman is a Jew. She is the best looking woman of all time.
She's attractive and she's pretty lonely on the list of attractive
Jewesses...
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
General Electric
"Hey look everyone it's___EMUJUICE__ again.
Irrat8ed
that was on the E! show the other night (from that Coupling show) a Jew.
Fran Dresher-hot, Sara Silverman-hot, Buffy the Vamipe Slayer-hot.
...speaking of not hot Jews...I saw David Schwimmers sister in a play in
Chicago (that he directed...and I'm sure, to get the part, she auditioned
just like everyone else.)and she was very fat and ugly. But you would never
guess she was a Jew. She is a fat, freckled, redhead and looks Irish.
Death to all AFHS NG Trolls
You get extremely horny and wish that Howard would fuck you in the ass?
coasterqueen
"Carlton Prestwicke" wrote in message
> Every time I look at that homely, ugly, pathetic Jew, Howard Stern, I
> laugh my balls off. Why can't Jews NOT look like Jews. A majority of
> Jews are homely. Okay! Okay! Okay! Bess Myerson, Miss America of 194?,
> is the only good-looking Jew in the history of the United States.<snip>
Oh, Darrin....????
--
Music is the Prozac of my life - Ottmar Liebert
DarrinT68
>From: "coasterqueen" coaster...@nospam.com
>Date: 12/5/03 8:08 PM Eastern Standard Time
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>"Carlton Prestwicke" wrote in message
>> Every time I look at that homely, ugly, pathetic Jew, Howard Stern, I
>> laugh my balls off. Why can't Jews NOT look like Jews. A majority of
>> Jews are homely. Okay! Okay! Okay! Bess Myerson, Miss America of 194?,>> is
the only good-looking Jew in the history of the United States.<snip>>
>Oh, Darrin....????>
In my best Andy Kaufman (sweet NYC Jew) voice, "Here I come to save the
dayyyyyy!" ehehehehe Looks above the Gotham skyline...sees SUPERJEW
signal....ehe... Holy CHUTZPA, GOY Wonder!, this looks like a job for
SUPERJEW!eh ..able to give sharp cursor tongue lashings in a single
keystroke..ehe...more powerful than KISHKA..ehe...faster than a SHVARTZER
(politically incorrect alert - for comedic purposes only!eh) being chased by
police..ehe...Look!....Down Below!!...It's time for Carlton Prestwicke's
edumacation (ehe) lesson:
Not to humor your MISHEGOSS for too long, but ugliness is not indigenous to
Judaism. There are just as many Gentiles who look "Jewish," (if that means
being lanky with a large nose) as there are Jews who look like Gentiles! As for
Bess Myerson (first Jewish Miss America - 1945) being the only pretty Jew!? How
'bout Rena Sofer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Cindy Margolis, Winona
Ryder (b. Horowitz), Tina "Movie Star" Louise (b. Backer), Goldie Hawn, Kate
Hudson, Alicia Silverstone, Gina Gershon, Lauren Bacall (b. Perske, unusually
beautiful - classic actress), Hedy Lamarr (b. Hedwig Keiser - classic actress),
Simone Signoret (b. Kaminker - classic actress), Jennifer Connelly (mother is a
sweetess), Barbara Dare (porn star, b. Mitnick), Nina Hartley (porn star),
Debra Messing, Natasha Lyonne (b. Braunstein), Sarah Michelle Gellar, etc. The
list goes on and on. Christ, the first sex symbol in movie history was Jewish -
Theda Bara (b. Goodman). You don't get any better than that, in terms of
proving that Jewish women have always been accepted as being attractive by
society. Whether it be inner beauty or outer beauty, Jews have it in spades!
The only thing "ugly," is your racist perception of Jews & how one defines
"beauty." -D, NYC "The Jew is the emblem of eternity. He who neither slaughter
nor torture of thousands of years could destroy, he who neither fire, nor
sword, nor Inquisition was able to wipe off the face of the earth. He who was
the first to produce the Oracles of God. He who has been for so long the
Guardian of Prophecy and has transmitted it to the rest of the world. Such a
nation cannot be destroyed. The Jew is as everlasting as Eternity itself" - LEO
TOLSTOY
Irrat8ed
"Carlton Prestwicke" <CarltonP...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>
> Every time I look at that homely, ugly, pathetic Jew, Howard Stern, I
> laugh my balls off. Why can't Jews NOT look like Jews. A majority of
> Jews are homely. Okay! Okay! Okay! Bess Myerson, Miss America of 194?,
> is the only good-looking Jew in the history of the United States.
>
