TOP 66+ MOST ANNOYING ACTORS OF ALL TIME

[BenF802961]

>28 Dennis Miller--thankfully has only done one movie. Stop there.

I thought he did more than one movie?

>29 Christina Ricci--has she actually been IN a movie that anyone
>has seen yet? And I wish she would stop aiming that ever-expanding
>forehead at

That forehead is so large a space ship could land on it.

[aluminumb]

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>5. Bruce Willis--
Pulp fiction bit was good, 12 monkeys bit was ok

>7. Robin Williams-- The fisher king!!!!!!!

>15 George Clooney--
>
hate him but he was good in that vampire movie

>16 Val Kilmer--

he talks like he is in coma, but i wanna see someone play "JIM" better

>
>21 Mickey Rourke--

You have never seen BARFLY I take it.
.
>30 Brad Pitt--

he was GENIOUS in 12 MONKIES ,and ok in Kalifornia

>65 John Travolta--

He cult sucks dick, but he was fairly good in PulP, he sounded like a real
goof.

[Dirty Sanchez]

THE ULTIMATE ONGOING LIST OF MOST ANNOYING ACTORS

1. PHIL HARTMAN--all of his "impersonations" were identical, by
deepening his voice and turning down the corners of his mouth. He was
funny on the Simpson's though, using the same voice over & over &
over......
2. SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE--all current cast members. Will SOMEBODY
please tell LORNE MICHAELS that his day is loooong gone?? Send him to
the
Norman Lear institute for has-beens that don't know yet, though Norm
DID have
talent for a while.......... Michaels was just lucky enough to run
into John Belushi,
and built a whole career around it.
3. Julia Roberts-- who never does a part where she doesn't get to
cry & sweat (cry sweatily?), or "laugh toooo hard" with gaping mouth
agape.
4. Dumi Moore--every movie is a B-movie. Who the hell invests
money in this broad, anyway......?
5. Bruce Willis--a non-actor, always plays "himself". Squint the
eyes
and "sound cool", and make sure that every other word you say is
"fuck".
6. Billy Crystal--who thinks that just being "Billy Crystal" is
*more than enough* to satisfy an audience. Began putting family
members in his flicks--the ultimate kiss of death.
7. Robin Williams--what the hell happened to the actor that was
SO GREAT in The Fisher King???? Every Xmas has another "I'm the
misunderstood underdog/doctor/teacher/yet another doctor/class
clown/doctor-class-clown/teacher-shrink-class-clown that ultimately
TRIUMPHS while making the world laugh" flick. Good Morning VietNam
meets Awakenings all over again, and again, and again, and
again......... and again. Cut out the "Holier Than Thou" crap.......
8. Whoopi Goldberg--nuff sed. Snyde & boring, boring, boring.
The "Kiss of Death" to anything she touches, save cameo roles & Ghost.
9. Alec Baldwin--self defeating asshole. Takes roles that can be
played by "anyone else" and REFUSED to take on the Tom Clancy movie
franchise that he did so well in with Hunt For Red October--opted for
THE SHADOW instead! WHAT AN ASSHOLE--will make the perfect politician
out in the Hamptons!!! And THOSE lackeys will VOTE for this jerk!! I
live(d) there, I KNOW!
10. Kevin Costner--attempts actor-proof roles, then FUCKS THEM UP!
RUINED an otherwise decent Robin Hood, cause he CAN'T ACT!!
WATERWORLD!! THE POSTMAN!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! The world woke up and
realized that he SUCKS!!! And now he's in another love story with
Robin Wright. Dear Robin,
Fire your agent, unless this turns out to be a good vehicle as you
prop up KC.
11 Howard Stern--whoops, sorry, he only PRETENDS TO HAVE ACTING
ROLES "COMING UP"!!!! His best performance was being impersonated on
MAD-TV!
12 Nicolas Cage--yes he's gotten a little better, but still
follows the
AL GORE METHOD of Stiff-Back ACTING!! Every scene has you PLEADING
your lines.
Stop pleading! Alright already!! Who's your acting couch, David
Schwimmer????
13 I'm on a roll, sorry folks.
14 Tom Cruise--same 'ol same 'ol same 'ol same 'ol unibrow with
the facial expressions of a seventeen year old boy. Did ANYBODY else
cringe for him while he was outclassed by Jack Nicholson in A Few Good
Men??
15 George Clooney--the head-tilt, head-swagger ala Jay Leno is
like watching one of those little dolls with the big heads and the
spring in the neck to make the head bounce up and down. At least he's
SMART ENOUGH to stay with ER. (Ya hear that, Jimmy Smits? Remember LA
LAW? Whoops, ya did itagain with NYPD Blue!! Good luck with the "Film
Career"-- HA HA HA HAHHAHAHAHA see ya in 5 years on another TV show!)
16 Val Kilmer--same face, same expression, couldn't even breath
life into that horrible Ghost in the Something or Other lion flick
with Michael Douglas propping him up. Blecch. Al Gore Method again??
17 Ethan Hawke--always looks like he needs to take a shower &
brush his teeth. I can smell his bad breath from the 38th row.
Remember we're not talking about acting ability here (strictly), just
annoying actors.....
18 Leonardo DiCaprio--okay, I'll say it again: what the hell
happened to that great actor from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"? I
really think that he SUCKED in Titanic, and I giggled at the way he
said his last words when he died on the raft. The "MAN" in the Iron
Mask??? HA HA HA HA SKIP IT if you haven't seen it.
19 Mira Sorvino--besides being an annoying actress, for allowing
that FLASH IN THE PAN Quentin Tarantino to "steer" her career into
the toilet. She should also learn from her FATHER, a REAL actor with
great talent & experience: to BE HUMBLE and earthbound, which she
ain't.
20 Quentin Tarantino--yes, he's "acted",if you want to call it
that. Pure self indulgent bullshit, that won't stand the test of time,
even 5
minutes of time. When will the world wake up and realize that he
belongs
out in the same pasture with Kevin Costner, Chevy Chase, and Spike
Lee?
By the way, did you know that you can now buy Pulp Fiction in the
discount video rack for under five bucks??? This tells us.........
21 Mickey Rourke--aside from the annoying fact that he's "a
genius in France" (remember the French? The French who won the Iron
Cross as a nation from the Nazi's?) he only "acts" so he can bang his
costars. He's also a woman beater and a drunken scumbag.
22 Rob (what's his name again?) from Northern Exposure--just a
little pompous bastard who threw a monkey wrench into the steady jobs
of an entire TV series crew and their families because he thought he
could ACT in film!! Instead he thankfully got a ONE WAY TICKET TO
PALOOKAVILLE, the little jerk!! Woody Allen caricature that you are!!
23 Mickey Rourke--did I mention that he beats his girlfriends??
24 Susan Sarandon--KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON! Also a runner up in the
"which celebrity looks most like a sturgeon contest" behind Bill
Clinton.
Hailed as a "real" actress recently, and I can't tell why. Perhaps,
we, the Hollywood Leftist Elite honor her for things other than her
acting????? Her anarchist/socialist let's lick Hillary's bloated
thighs leanings?
25 Geena Davis--for letting Reny Harlin "steer" her career. She
should stick to Thelma & Louise flicks, and not do the "let me show
you how strong a woman can be" flicks by being... A SWASHBUCKLER?
A HITMAN??? Remember Long Kiss Goodnight??? Yeeeesh....
26 Barbra Streisand--someone had to say it. She never COULD act,
he can only direct HERSELF, and she's never written so much as a
friggin' SONG. WHERE IS THE TALENT"??? That voice is like shrill
fingernails on a blackboard for 500 yards!! I'm also glad to see
her finally taking a professional back seat to someone--LONG LIVE
CELINE DION!!!
27 Jennifer Tilly--just a little space cadet strumpet, happens to
be in
movies

28 Dennis Miller--thankfully has only done one movie. Stop there.

Please.

29 Christina Ricci--has she actually been IN a movie that anyone
has seen yet? And I wish she would stop aiming that ever-expanding
forehead at

everybody, what if that thing went off? Imagine the injuries........
30 Brad Pitt--get some chapstick (yes, someone else said it first
here, but I thought it was great)
31 Cher--she's just a blithering idiot. Just annoying. Just
stupid. Should really keep her mouth shut, and not reveal that she's
a moron. Didn't you call Sonny an asshole about a year ago, now
you're his GRIEVING WIDOW??? Just go away, and shut up.
32 Janeane Garofalo--why is he/she here? The Sandra Bernhard of
the
nineties?? She's a "celebrity", but we don't know why???
33 Sandra Bernhard--(see Cher, Janeane Garofalo) when in doubt,
flash us your tits. Bleccch. Keep stroking Letterman. Nice career.
34 Jack Palance--because he's Jack Palance. BUT, I like him.
35 Teri Hatcher--but who ever said she could act???
36 (fill in the name) Wayans--whoever said they were that funny?
37 Rosie O'Donnell--yeah, Pumpkin Head herself for her surly
attitude toward staff & crew members alike. A purebred bitch (even way
back when on League of Their Own, this broad was a bitch, and
couldn't
seem to pull her head out of Madonna's asshole! Remember THAT
celebrated "friendship"?)
38 There is no #38
39 Phil Silvers--for all of that annoying face-grabbing in every
flick and comedy appearance he ever made.
40 Mimi Rogers--for all of her eye-bulging, twisted/crooked-jaw
performances, and for bringing up "the sex symbol issue", and I think
I can quote her..."I don't really consider myself a sex symbol" which
means that she THINKS she is, and for always being referred to as
"beautiful Mimi Rogers" which means that we KNOW she's not. About as
sexy as Susan Sarandon and Hillary Clinton.
41 Pauly Shore, Martin Short, Bronson Pinchot, Chris Elliott, Al
Franken,
and BobCAT Goldthwait, and anybody else that was born from the same
womb that these guys came from. Am I crazy, or are they just
not..."there". (now out come the REAL leftists to praise Franken...)
42 Pamela Anderson--Okay, thanks. We've seen your tits a zillion
times, now do something with that bad hair and that "messy, trampy"
look.
And stop sneering, it ain't sexy. You can't hold a CANDLE to JENNY
McCARTHY!!!!!!
43 Jenny McCarthy--Okay, thanks. We've seen your tits a zillion
times, now do something with that....... wait a minute, she's got
GREAT hair. Pamela Anderson can't hold a CANDLE to you, Jenny!!
But, you're annoying for the over-the-line funny faces. Be funny, and
show us your tits once in a while. Will someday inherit Vanna White's
post once Vanna becomes tooo "long in the tooth" ala Mary Hart.
44. David Schwimmer--whine whine whine whine. Even in person, he
whines. Fancies himself an "actor". tee hee, don't quit Friends. Ever.
45. Homer Simpson--lose a little weight, I'd hate to see you
follow Chris Farley and John Belushi into the grave. I'm just
concerned.
You annoy me because you only have 4 fingers on each hand. Gross.
46. JUDD HIRSCH-- HOW COULD I FORGET ONE OF THE WORST,
MOST ANNOYING ACTORS OF ALL TIME!?? Any doubts? Watch two episodes
of TAXI back to back, then watch Independence Day!! This single-range,
horrible actor has to attempt to take over every scene he's ever in!!
Did he HAVE to do a CARICATURE for his ID4 role?????? Yecch, the
lowpoint of the flick. Stick to stage, apparently you're "good"
there.
47 Tony Danza---Always plays characters named...... TONY!
Limited range/one-note portrayals of every "Tony" and....... studied
at the feet of............... JUDD HIRSCH, who's motto is "I can act
so hard, you'll see the veins in my neck bulge!"
48 ED ASNER--otherwise known as ED AZHOLE! By far one of the
most pompous, self righteous assholes ever to walk the planet, brings
some semblance of annoyingness to everything he touches. Considers
anyone that doesn't agree with him to be "stupid". Coud there be a
REASON that old Ed doesn't get any offers anymore??? (he's a prick!)
49 Mickey Rourke--did I mention that he's a woman beater?
50 Dennis Franz--sorry, Dennis, you're good, BUT--I just saw a 25
year old episode of a COP show, where you had a small part as a DIRTY
DETECTIVE, and YOU WERE WEARING THE SAME COSTUME THAT
YOU WEAR ON NYPD FLU !!! CHANGE YOUR LEIDERHOSEN!!!!!!
51 DONALD SUTHERLAND--OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SPEAK
DAMMIT!! THE SOUND MAN IS GETTING AN EAR-DRUM HERNIA!!! I saw a
recent theatrical flick with him in it (last year) and four or five
people in the audience yelled "WHAT??" after some of his lines.
52 Richard Harris--stomps from one film to the next, yelling,
yelling, yelling. Even when he's "happy" he looks constipated. Looks
like he hasn't taken a solid shit in a month. Or a loose one.
53 Julian Sands--(Boxing Helena, Warlock, other junk) Possibly
the worst
actor of all time to get leading roles in feature films, and he's done
about thirty. I can't get over it. But, he serves the purpose of
making me say, and BELIEVE: "If HE can make it ANYONE can make it"
all's you need is a "cool" actor's name. Possibly the worst actor of
all time. Ever. Really. Ever.
54 Tom Brokaw, Stone Phillips, Peter Jennings, Dan Rather, et al
Let's face it, there ain't a dozen real brain cells between these
friggin puppet-heads, and they're ALL ACTING as though they have
integrity, "common sense", righteousness, the confidence of "the
merican People", and OUR FULL ATTENTION. Screw all of them for being
so self righteous, and GOD BLESS THE INTERNET--LONG LIVE MATT DRUDGE!
55 Moishe Pippick--remember him?
56 WOODY HARRELSON--Another annoying pain in the ass, an actor
that never fails
to make me say "Couldn't they get somebody ELSE??" when I see that
he's in yet another film. Also, a self proclaimed "Pot addict" who I
once heard say on some magazine format TV show around 1992: "Bill
Clinton will SAVE this planet. Now, the power is in 'OUR' hands.
(Our?) It's time for the New World Order to begin, baby, and
dismantle our military and open our borders" he said this just weeks
before he got stoned again and hung himself by the torso from the
Golden Gate Bridge to protest something important like the lack of
popularity or interest in Hemp farming. He also recently said to an
interviewer, while smoking a joint, that it's not bad to smoke pot as
long as it's used "in a sacred way". Hey, remember feeling *this* way
folks?? In HIGH SCHOOL!!? I think Woody's a few sandwiches short of a
picnic. Knitting with ONE needle. One pair of Leiderhosen short of a
Beer Barrel Polka. And the Dirty Sanchez of moustaches.
57 "The Acting Baldwin Brothers": (also see Alec #9)-- these guys
are annoying for assuming that it's good enough just to be a Baldwin.
They're also not aging well, becoming unshaven, bloated, sloppy B-list
celebrities.
58 Tom Hanks for becoming afraid--VERY afraid of "repercussions"
that
he MAY have, would have, could have, might possibly have suffered at
the hands of the Hollyweird elite, for voicing his OPINION about
HIMSELF for regretting giving Bill Clinton $10,000 for his legal
defense fund--upon finding out that (shock of all shocks) Clinton is a
lying Kennedyesque filanderering woman abuser. Then as you
back-peddled, you said you wished you gave him MORE money--SO WHAT'S
STOPPING YOU NOW? IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO THROW CASH AT BILL
CLNTON--HE'LL GLADLY ACCEPT IT!! GET OUT YOUR CHECKBOOK!! You are a
chicken shit. You're certainly big enough that you don't have to FEAR
anyone. And what ever happened to that GREAT actor that appeared in
Bosom Buddies??? I'd love to see you in a dress again, fondling Dan
Aykroyd's wife............
59 Fran Drescher--do I really have to explain?
60 Bill Cosby--You're only funny when surrounded by a talented
ensemble cast. Hey, remember Bill
trying to duplicate Groucho's magic with that train-wreck version of
"You Bet Your Life", when he only had himself do depend on???? Goofy
faces and slurring speech last just soooooo long. Too long.
61 Christopher Reeve--perhaps I'll be getting some flack for this
one, but.... how does a half-assed, mediocre actor suddenly become a
GENIUS because he falls off a horse?? In MY book, he couldn't even do
THAT right!! Can't act worth a shit, can't ride horses very well, so
let's call him a genius and make him a director. And now he'll be
starring in a remake of REAR WINDOW??? Who will be able to sit
through THAT mess without puking???
62 John Ritter--It still confounds me that he's in anything.
Does he work that CHEAP, that he's such an easy choice for producers??
And FIX THAT HISSING "S" that you were born with. Not TOO annoying.
63 Meg Ryan--Okay, the cuteness thing has run its course. You've
Got Mail??? Haven't we seen this cutesy garbage before? And isn't she
getting a little OLD for these messy-haired, adorable parts??
64 Woody Allen--let's face it, he's a pedophile. A weirdo. Read
Mia Farrow's book, and then go see another one of his money-losing
flops he calls filmmaking. Why is this little freakazoid worshipped?
For the same reason that people pretend that Andy Warhol's GARBAGE is
ART. The "In crowd" licks his hiney-hole, but when is the last time
you heard anyone say "Ooooh, let's go see the new Woody Allen movie! I
hear it's GREAT!" 1975??? How can a "genius" play & write the same
character for 38 years??
65 John Travolta--if I told you why he annoyed, his cult members
would find me and kill me.
66 Days of Our Lives--the entire cast. You guys should mutiny &
slaughter the writers. Aren't you guys embarrassed, acting out this
putrid shit they call story lines?? Can you people tell that I'm
home sick today???? hee hee.....

Okay, thanks for the MANY happy e-mails from those of you agreeing
privately, and no thanks to the one guy who e-mails me every day--who
thinks Hillary Clinton is also a genius--and SEXY!

[he...@bestweb.net]

Dear Dirty Sanchez;

I enjoyed the list and look forward to reading your list of actors you
like!

Paul
http://www.bestweb.net/~hello/acting.html

[dlog...@gmail.com]

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