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Howard's Announcement: Five More Years of The Show!

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Bob Barnett

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Dec 15, 2000, 10:24:06 AM12/15/00
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Fred Ziffel wrote:

> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
>
> >
> >If you don't get the show:
> >
> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he reached a contract
> >agreement with Mel to continue the show.
> >
> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an upcoming
> >Paramount movie.
> >
> >AG
>
> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while desperately
> trying to keep a straight face.
>
> --
>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.

Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping yourself when you
write?


Fred Ziffel

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Fred Ziffel

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Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:

If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a follow up,
why do you even bother?

Bob Barnett

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Fred Ziffel wrote:

> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>
> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
> >
> >> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
> >>
> >> >
> >> >If you don't get the show:
> >> >
> >> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he reached a contract
> >> >agreement with Mel to continue the show.
> >> >
> >> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an upcoming
> >> >Paramount movie.
> >> >
> >> >AG
> >>
> >> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while desperately
> >> trying to keep a straight face.
> >>
> >> --
> >>
> >> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
> >>
> >> Here's another portion of words for you.
> >> Drink them in, my friend.
> >
> >Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping yourself when you
> >write?
>
> If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a follow up,
> why do you even bother?

homosezwhat

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 15, 2000, 2:30:28 PM12/15/00
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Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:

Whatsamatter, Bob? Resorting to fag lames that are so old and played out
that even Howard won't use them anymore? Cripes, Howard wore out the
'homosezwhat' lame back in 1995 or 1996. It must distress you to know that
I'm right and you're unable to form any marginally sound argument with
which to debate me.

It's no wonder you think Howard is still funny. You probably watch the Home
Shopping Network for its entertainment value, too.

Bob Barnett

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Dec 15, 2000, 2:39:27 PM12/15/00
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Fred Ziffel wrote:

homosezwhat


Fred Ziffel

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Dec 15, 2000, 3:41:52 PM12/15/00
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Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:

Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy.

John Hyde

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Dec 15, 2000, 4:07:13 PM12/15/00
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You mean 2.5 years. The federal government will take over half of Stern's
negotiated contract, so thanks to Uncle Sam, he'll work 2.5 years & not be
paid....


why do they call me mr. happy?

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In <91dvmc$l0$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> on the infamous day of Fri,
15 Dec 2000 15:41:52 -0500, Fred Ziffel clearly woke up on the wrong side

he sure does enjoy a fag lame like our pals the pizzaboys.
hey pizzaboys! can bob join your club of fag laming fuckheads?

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In article <91dvmc$l0$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy and you get no tips.
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Osama Bin James

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yrl...@hotmail.com (why do they call me mr. happy?) doth bitch'd in
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Only if he pays the extraordinary club dues, not to mention the 15%
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Fred Ziffel

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Dances-With-Trolls <een...@my-deja.com>:

Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis and you get
no tips.


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Bob Barnett

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Fred Ziffel wrote:

homoszwhat


Doktor Pete

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Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote
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Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis and volcanic acne


and you get no tips.
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Soque

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Dec 15, 2000, 11:38:14 PM12/15/00
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Admit it, Bob. You're a socially dysfunctional pizza delivery boy with


halitosis and you get no tips.

--
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concrete blonde

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Dec 16, 2000, 7:01:17 AM12/16/00
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In article <91drgh$dvl$1...@bwahahahaha.databasix.com>,

watch home shopping network for its entertainment value, too...

wow. wish i said that.

diana

> --
>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>

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we shift
call of the wild
fear in your eyes
it's later than you realized
so seek the wolf in thyself

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concrete blonde

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Dec 16, 2000, 7:04:13 AM12/16/00
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In article <91ejb5$87n$1...@herekittykitty.databasix.com>,
oh man oh man, i thought you were funny before but when you added the
part about 'halitosis' i just started to seize.

no wonder you don't think howard is funny.

diana


--
bright is the moon high in starlight
chill is the air cold as steel tonight
we shift
call of the wild
fear in your eyes
it's later than you realized
so seek the wolf in thyself

- metallica


concrete blonde

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Dec 16, 2000, 7:02:54 AM12/16/00
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In article <91dvmc$l0$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,

admit it, bob. you're a pizza delivery boy.

gee, you should take howard's job.

diana
lmao and rolling on the floor convulsing


> --
>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>

--

concrete blonde

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Dec 16, 2000, 7:06:11 AM12/16/00
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In article <91dl8d$h8l$2...@kneejerk.databasix.com>,

cogent thoughts... man, knock em dead, fred.

diana
rhyming thoughts

> --
>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>

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Fred Ziffel

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emper...@clownpenis.fart (Osama Bin James):

>hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS (Doktor Pete) doth bitch'd in
>alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:
>

>Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes and

>volcanic acne and you get no tips.

Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
herpes, stinky fingers, and volcanic acne and you get no tips.


--

Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)

Bob Barnett

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Dec 16, 2000, 12:17:46 PM12/16/00
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Fred Ziffel wrote:

homosezwhat


Bob Barnett

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"Kristopher K. Barrett" wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Dec 2000 11:43:39 -0500, Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org>
> lifted the giant obsidian doorknocker, and spake the following non
> sequitur:

> Admit it Bob, You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
> herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, and you
> get no tips.
>
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homosezwhat


Fred Ziffel

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Kristopher K. Barrett <kbar...@usenet-performance-art.org>:

>On Sat, 16 Dec 2000 11:43:39 -0500, Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org>
>lifted the giant obsidian doorknocker, and spake the following non
>sequitur:
>

>Admit it Bob, You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal

>herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, and you
>get no tips.

Admit it Bob, You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, oozing carbuncles, and
volcanic acne, and you get no tips.

Bob Barnett

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Dec 16, 2000, 7:26:04 PM12/16/00
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Fred Ziffel wrote:

homosezwhat


Doktor Pete

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Dec 16, 2000, 9:21:11 PM12/16/00
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Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote <91gtep$29g$4...@valis.databasix.com>:

Admit it Bob, You're an undersexed pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal


herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, oozing carbuncles, and
volcanic acne, and you get no tips.
--

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 16, 2000, 11:30:16 PM12/16/00
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hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS (Doktor Pete):

Admit it Bob, You're an undersexed, emaciated pizza delivery boy with


halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, oozing
carbuncles, and volcanic acne, and you get no tips.


--

Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)

çü

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On Sat, 16 Dec 2000 23:30:16 -0500, Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org>
wrote:

Admit it Bob, You're an three-legged, undersexed, emaciated pizza


delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping
chancres, oozing carbuncles, and volcanic acne, and you get no tips

except ass-pennies.
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all hail Fluffy!

Bob Barnett

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Dec 17, 2000, 3:54:56 AM12/17/00
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Fred Ziffel wrote:

homosezwhat


Bob Barnett

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Doktor Pete wrote:

homosezwhat


Bob Barnett

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"çü" wrote:

homosezwhat


çü

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On Sun, 17 Dec 2000 09:04:49 GMT, Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>
wrote:

you are not a "real" bob. you are a poopy-head.

Ari Asikainen

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Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com> did this:
>"Kristopher K. Barrett" wrote:
>> Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> spake the following:
>> >emper...@clownpenis.fart (Osama Bin James):
>> >>hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS (Doktor Pete) doth bitch'd:
>> >>>Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote:
>> >>>>Dances-With-Trolls <een...@my-deja.com>:

>> >>>>>Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote:
>> >>>>>> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>> >>>>>> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >>>>>> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>> >>>>>> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >>>>>> >> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>> >>>>>> >> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
>> >>>>>> >> >> >>
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> >If you don't get the show:
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> >
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> >reached a contract agreement with Mel to continue the show.
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> >
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an upcoming
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> >Paramount movie.
>> >>>>>> >> >> >>
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while
>> >>>>>> >> >> >> desperately trying to keep a straight face.
>> >>>>>> >> >> >
>> >>>>>> >> >> >Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping yourself when
>> >>>>>> >> >> >you write?
>> >>>>>> >> >>
>> >>>>>> >> >> If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a follow up,
>> >>>>>> >> >> why do you even bother?
>> >>>>>> >> >
>> >>>>>> >> >homosezwhat
>> >>>>>> >>
>> >>>>>> >> Whatsamatter, Bob? Resorting to fag lames that are so old and played out
>> >>>>>> >> that even Howard won't use them anymore? Cripes, Howard wore out the
>> >>>>>> >> 'homosezwhat' lame back in 1995 or 1996. It must distress you to know that
>> >>>>>> >> I'm right and you're unable to form any marginally sound argument with
>> >>>>>> >> which to debate me.
>> >>>>>> >>
>> >>>>>> >> It's no wonder you think Howard is still funny. You probably watch the Home
>> >>>>>> >> Shopping Network for its entertainment value, too.
>> >>>>>> >
>> >>>>>> >homosezwhat
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy and you get no tips.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis and you get
>> >>>>no tips.
>> >>>
>> >>>Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis and volcanic
>> >>>acne and you get no tips.
>> >>
>> >>Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes and
>> >>volcanic acne and you get no tips.
>> >
>> >Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
>> >herpes, stinky fingers, and volcanic acne and you get no tips.
>>
>> Admit it Bob, You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
>> herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, and you
>> get no tips.
>
>homosezwhat

Admit it Bob. You're a spamming pizza delivery boy with halitosis,


anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, and
you get no tips.

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Ari Asikainen

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Dec 17, 2000, 6:54:11 AM12/17/00
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çü <cu!@kotagor.orgy> did this:

>Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com> wrote:
>>"çü" wrote:
>>> Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote:
>>> >hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS (Doktor Pete):
>>> >>Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote <91gtep$29g$4...@valis.databasix.com>:
>>> >>>Kristopher K. Barrett <kbar...@usenet-performance-art.org>:
>>> >>>>Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> spake:
>>> >>>>>emper...@clownpenis.fart (Osama Bin James):

>>> >>>>>>hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS (Doktor Pete) doth bitch'd:
>>> >>>>>>>Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>Dances-With-Trolls <een...@my-deja.com>:
>>> >>>>>>>>>Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >If you don't get the show:
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he reached a contract
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >agreement with Mel to continue the show.
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an upcoming
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >Paramount movie.
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while desperately
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> trying to keep a straight face.
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping yourself when you
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> >write?
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a follow up,
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >> why do you even bother?
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> >homosezwhat
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> Whatsamatter, Bob? Resorting to fag lames that are so old and played out
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> that even Howard won't use them anymore? Cripes, Howard wore out the
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> 'homosezwhat' lame back in 1995 or 1996. It must distress you to know that
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> I'm right and you're unable to form any marginally sound argument with
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> which to debate me.
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> It's no wonder you think Howard is still funny. You probably watch the Home
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >> Shopping Network for its entertainment value, too.
>>> >>>>>>>>>> >
>>homosezwhat
>
>you are not a "real" bob. you are a poopy-head.

Admit it Bob. You're an three-legged, undersexed, emaciated
poopy-head pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky


fingers, weeping chancres, oozing carbuncles, and volcanic acne, and
you get no tips except ass-pennies.

--
Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 17, 2000, 10:25:01 AM12/17/00
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Ari Asikainen <as...@iobox.fi>:

Admit it Bob. You're a spamming, emaciated, syphlitic pizza delivery


boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and
volcanic acne, and you get no tips.


--

Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)

Bob Barnett

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Dec 17, 2000, 11:49:57 AM12/17/00
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"çü" wrote:

homosezwhat


Usnet Abus Authority

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Dec 17, 2000, 11:55:03 AM12/17/00
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In article <saap3todi10gi61qs...@kremvax.UUCP>,
Admit it Bob. You're an lobotomized, three-legged, undersexed,

emaciated poopy-head pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes,
stinky fingers, weeping chancres, oozing carbuncles, and volcanic acne,
andyou get no tips except douchebags.


--
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Highpriest of the Romath Religion
Inventor of the Creutzfeld Jacob Polka

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Soque

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Dec 17, 2000, 1:59:55 PM12/17/00
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In Message-ID: <3A3BA37B...@home.com> with a BI = 2
and Message-ID: <3A3AEA47...@home.com> with a BI = 2
and Message-ID: <3A3A7333...@home.com> with a BI = 1.732
and Message-ID: <3A3A64EB...@home.com> with a BI = 1.414
and Message-ID: <3A3C0803...@home.com> with a BI = 1.732
and Message-ID: <3A3C07DD...@home.com> with a BI = 2.236
and Message-ID: <3A3C7F20...@home.com> with a BI = 2.236
and Message-ID: <3A3C7F48...@home.com> with a BI = 2.236
and Message-ID: <3A3CEEB8...@home.com> with a BI = 2
and Message-ID: <3A3C8171...@home.com> with a BI = 2.646
Bob Barnett wrote:

>homosezwhat

Ya broke BI(20). Tsk Tsk.

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Dances-With-Trolls

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Dec 17, 2000, 3:08:21 PM12/17/00
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In article <3A3CF4D9...@home.com>,
bobba...@home.com wrote:
> homosezwhat
>
homosezturd, you unequivocal retard !1!


--
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Highpriest of the Romath Religion

Don't believe in miracles, just rely on them!

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 17, 2000, 3:16:13 PM12/17/00
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so...@databasix.com (Soque):

That Bob - he's such a silly spammer.

Bob Barnett

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Dec 17, 2000, 4:23:53 PM12/17/00
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Fred Ziffel wrote:

homosezwhat


Doktor Pete

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Dec 17, 2000, 5:49:01 PM12/17/00
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Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com> wrote <3A3CEEB8...@home.com>:

Admit it Bob. You're a newsgroup-snipping, spamming, emaciated, syphlitic


pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping
chancres, and volcanic acne, and you get no tips.
--

Clay

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Dec 17, 2000, 5:49:17 PM12/17/00
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I'm curious... has Fred Ziffel said "what" yet?

Or is that hole in his head otherwise preoccupied?
<sigh>

-C-

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 17, 2000, 8:21:54 PM12/17/00
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hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS (Doktor Pete):

Admit it Bob. You're a three-legged, newsgroup-snipping, spamming,


emaciated, syphlitic pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes,

stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, who admires the
French and gets no tips except for ass pennies.

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 17, 2000, 8:25:42 PM12/17/00
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concrete blonde <satisp...@my-deja.com>:

>In article <91dvmc$l0$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,


> Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote:
>> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>>
>> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >
>> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>> >>
>> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >If you don't get the show:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he reached
>a contract
>> >> >> >> >agreement with Mel to continue the show.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an
>upcoming
>> >> >> >> >Paramount movie.
>> >> >> >> >

>> >> >> >> >AG


>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while
>desperately
>> >> >> >> trying to keep a straight face.
>> >> >> >>

>> >> >> >> --
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Here's another portion of words for you.
>> >> >> >> Drink them in, my friend.
>> >> >> >

>> >> >> >Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping
>yourself when you
>> >> >> >write?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a
>follow up,
>> >> >> why do you even bother?
>> >> >
>> >> >homosezwhat
>> >>
>> >> Whatsamatter, Bob? Resorting to fag lames that are so old and
>played out
>> >> that even Howard won't use them anymore? Cripes, Howard wore out
>the
>> >> 'homosezwhat' lame back in 1995 or 1996. It must distress you to
>know that
>> >> I'm right and you're unable to form any marginally sound argument
>with
>> >> which to debate me.
>> >>
>> >> It's no wonder you think Howard is still funny. You probably watch
>the Home
>> >> Shopping Network for its entertainment value, too.
>> >>

>> >> --
>> >>
>> >> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>> >>
>> >> Here's another portion of words for you.
>> >> Drink them in, my friend.
>> >
>> >homosezwhat
>>

>> Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy.
>

>admit it, bob. you're a pizza delivery boy.
>
>gee, you should take howard's job.

Sorry, but I don't thing I could lie to the fans convincingly enough
when I pulled some lame, fake disc jockey stunt. I'll admit that that
is one talent of which Howard is a master.

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 17, 2000, 8:27:17 PM12/17/00
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concrete blonde <satisp...@my-deja.com>:

>In article <91drgh$dvl$1...@bwahahahaha.databasix.com>,

>watch home shopping network for its entertainment value, too...
>
>wow. wish i said that.
>
>diana

You just did.

hunting girl

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Dec 17, 2000, 9:24:11 PM12/17/00
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In article <91jpat$nmd$4...@chihuahua.databasix.com>,

i know, fred. i repeated what you said. it was like i wished so bad
that i had come up with that clever remark that i just copied it down.

leave me with my fantasies, fred.

diana


> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>

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Doktor Pete

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Dec 17, 2000, 10:32:39 PM12/17/00
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Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote
<91jp0q$nmd$2...@chihuahua.databasix.com>:

emaciated, under-endowed, syphlitic pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal


herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, who admires the

French sense of humour and gets no tips except for ass pennies.
--

Dances-With-Trolls

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Dec 18, 2000, 2:00:13 PM12/18/00
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In article <3A3D2EA9...@home.com>,

bobba...@home.com wrote:
> Fred Ziffel wrote:
>
> > so...@databasix.com (Soque):
> >
> > >In Message-ID: <3A3BA37B...@home.com> with a BI = 2
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3AEA47...@home.com> with a BI = 2
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3A7333...@home.com> with a BI = 1.732
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3A64EB...@home.com> with a BI = 1.414
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3C0803...@home.com> with a BI = 1.732
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3C07DD...@home.com> with a BI = 2.236
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3C7F20...@home.com> with a BI = 2.236
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3C7F48...@home.com> with a BI = 2.236
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3CEEB8...@home.com> with a BI = 2
> > >and Message-ID: <3A3C8171...@home.com> with a BI = 2.646
> > >Bob Barnett wrote:
> > >
> > >>homosezwhat
homosezyouspam

> > >
> > >Ya broke BI(20). Tsk Tsk.
> >
> > That Bob - he's such a silly spammer.
> >
> > --
> >
> > Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
> >
> > Here's another portion of words for you.
> > Drink them in, my friend.
>
> homosezwhat
homosezljutefjiskhjead

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Dec 18, 2000, 4:26:03 PM12/18/00
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Clay wrote:

You just said it!

> Or is that hole in his head otherwise preoccupied?
> <sigh>

Come on, lighten up!
Everone should have a hole in their head.

You first.

> -C-

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Dec 18, 2000, 5:20:02 PM12/18/00
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Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote...

> Sorry, but I don't thing I could lie to the fans convincingly
enough
> when I pulled some lame, fake disc jockey stunt. I'll admit that
that
> is one talent of which Howard is a master.


I'm trying to remember the first time I suspected he was lying
through his teeth. I remember when I got a bootleg of Butt Bongo
Fiesta thinking that he couldn't possibly believe that it was as
incredible as he'd been claiming for months on end. But I figured
that could be an ego thing so I didn't worry much.

But the first major stunt that was completely bogus was
running for New York governor.

More recent suspected lies and scams would include

A Very Special Last Show.

Mike Walker game - paid product placement disguised as a bit.

Guy with taxidermy daughter.

Pornoween.

Pretending Robin is sexy.

Claiming he's not banging all these chicks he's spotted with.

The real reasons behind his divorce.

His supposedly great marriage.

The alleged great success of his film.

That Son of the Beach is funny.

That his CBS show is funny.

I also suspect this Jackie may leave business is bull.

And don't get me started on those quack homeopathic cures he
pushes.


Bob Barnett

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Dec 18, 2000, 6:55:32 PM12/18/00
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Nomen Nescio wrote:

So why the fuck are you still listening?
Another fucking messiah.


Fred Ziffel

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Dec 19, 2000, 11:08:05 AM12/19/00
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Dances-With-Trolls <een...@my-deja.com>:

homosezkjipperedhjerring

Ward

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Dec 20, 2000, 4:27:33 PM12/20/00
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homosezI'myourlittlebitch

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Bob Barnett

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Dec 20, 2000, 4:38:34 PM12/20/00
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Ward wrote:

That's a "what" (affirmative answer).

Ward

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Dec 20, 2000, 5:07:50 PM12/20/00
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On Wed, 20 Dec 2000 21:38:34 GMT, Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>
wrote:

>Ward wrote:

Teacher should make you go outside during lunchtime, Bob. Fresh air
and all that. It's good for you. The other kids can't pick on you
*all* the time, you know, they'll find some other unfortunate to turn
their attentions on sooner or later. Get out and get some sun, Bob.
It's not normal for a kid to have skin the colour of the computer's
case.

Fred Ziffel

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Dec 20, 2000, 6:47:45 PM12/20/00
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Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com> stuck his foot, among other things,
in his mouth when he posted:

>> >> homosezwhat
>
>"what" (affirmative answer).

I knew it.

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Dec 21, 2000, 2:02:23 AM12/21/00
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Fred Ziffel wrote:

> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com> stuck his foot, among other things,
> in his mouth when he posted:
>
> >> >> homosezwhat
> >
> >"what" (affirmative answer).
>
> I knew it.

It was pretty obvious.

> --
>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.

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