Gangster Rapper Jokes

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Gangsta Rappa jokes by Daniel Cook (dc...@ctaz.com)
May 26, 1997
3:26 pm
Copyright 1997
All rights reserved.

New bumper sticker: Yo! Rap stank, G!

How did Tupac Shakur get his name? He tried to spell "two packs of
sugar" in high school.

How many Gangster Rappers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four:
One to train his "Nine" on it,
One to man the beeper,
One to keep the "Ho's" in line,
And one to call the producer and ask him to come over and read the

directions to them.

Why did the Gangster Rapper cross the road? To get to the "West
Side."

What do you call it when a Gangster Rapper makes a new album?
Attempted suicide.

What do you call a Gangster Rapper who can sing? I don't know. There
is no such thing.

What do you call a Gangster Rapper's new house in Beverly Hills? An
excellent buy at the police auction.

How many Gangster Rappers are there in the world? It depends on if
you ask me now or ten minutes from now.

[Jason Mann]

Did you make those jokes up yourself? I can appreciate gangsta rap
bashing as much as the next white guy, but those are just sad. Here,
I'll do the same thing and maybe THEN you'll understand:

What did the gangsta rapper say to the other gangsta rapper? Take me
to the hospital because there is a bullet in me from that drive by
shooting.

Why do gangsta rappers shave their head? Because their hair is ugly,
just like the music, too.

Why did the gangsta rapper cross the road? To get to his car so he
could get in it and do a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a white gangsta rapper? The same thing you call a
black folk singer.

How many gangsta rappers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1,001:
1 to screw in the light bulb and
1,000 to record bad rap songs and shoot each other.

Do you see why it's just not funny? By the way, it's a good thing you
copyrighted those- you wouldn't want anyone stealing them.

-Jason