Emily Stern
notme
small story on the production, had footage of Ms. Stern, and mentioned her dad
etc. Put it this way... looking at her, there is no question who her father
is....
Vicki
her goblin dad….and her professional pig slut…soon to be…..”step whore
mom.”
She’ll continue to appear in shit plays…..that goblin financially
backs…..never going anywhere because of her lack of talent……but
continuing to think that she is a professional actress.
All very similar to the frogbrain bio…….a horse face empty head…..who
thought that she was a model….and who’s father….prior to losing his
license….and his felony conviction…..bankrolled her….so that she could
have the illusion of actually being a working model.
Vicki
> I'd fuck her.
The fact that you would "fuck her" is no indication of how good or
bad ....she looks....
she's a pig.....and it doesn't make you a bad person because you like
to fuck pigs...
Drumrboy
> I'd fuck her.
I guess you fucking a Stern would be a nice change of pace, huh?
Vicki
> I guess you fucking a Stern would be a nice change of pace, huh?
What would a child fathered by Jackie Coogan with Margaret Hamilton as
the mother …..look like?
KK
> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:24:42 -0700, "notme" <mi...@socal.rr.com> wrote:
>
> I'd fuck her.
You'd fuck *him*.
Talkin Horse
hard for them to get out from under daddy's shadow and be judged on their
own merit. Of course, now that Howard is irrelevant, maybe she'll have a
shot.
Is this it? This is "the" Emily Stern?
http://www.earthsucksmusical.com/
http://broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=32140
'Earth Sucks' to Premiere at Art/Works Theatre Starting 10/4
Wednesday, September 10, 2008; Posted: 2:03 PM - by BWW News Desk
When a renegade Earth girl falls for a fugitive alien lead singer, their
love - and their music - are all that stand between an evil pop diva and the
destruction of the universe. Get ready for the Intergalactic Premiere of the
hilarious, touching rock musical 'Earth Sucks,' with book, music and lyrics
by Jonas Oppenheim. The "stellar" cast features Emily Stern, Nakia Syvonne,
Lucas Revolution, Christopher Fairbanks, Alicyn Packard, Jennifer Fenten and
Scott Palmason. The spaced-out aliens are luminaries from the L.A. music
scene: Rawn Erickson II, John Hanson, Duncan Mackay and PJ Wyderka.
Cosmically off-beat, Earth Sucks opens Saturday, October 4 and continues
through November 2 at Art/Works Theatre on Santa Monica Boulevard's Theater
Row.
Everything sucks for Earth teen Echo Bell: school, the mall, her rocker
boyfriend, her missing mom, her distant dad. Echo dreams of touring the
galaxy with an alien rock and roll band. It so happens that one such band is
heading for Earth in their psychedelic space bus. They are fleeing Grace
Jones-esque pop queen Ulinia Swords. Ulinia has enslaved their home planet
with a song so catchy that once you hear it, you can never get it out of
your head.
'Earth Sucks' is the brain-spawn of Santa Monica native Jonas Oppenheim, an
award-winning playwright and artistic director of an anonymous guerrilla
theater company that produces site-specific political comedies and
workshops.
"I love astronomy and I love rock and roll," laughed Oppenheim, who wrote
the play's irreverent score while playing in his former New York-based band,
'The What.' "It was time to try something different."
"I went to a reading of 'Earth Sucks' last November and fell in love with it
as soon as I heard the first song," said Rick Ross, co-owner of L.A.-based
record label Delicious Vinyl, who immediately signed on to produce alongside
activist-attorney Joel Farkas (Combatants for Peace). "Jonas is a unique
storyteller with a sweet sensibility and great musical taste. His work
reminds me of the funniest scenes in a Mel Brooks film."
Agrees Farkas, "I enjoy that 'Earth Sucks' has important ideas that are
conveyed in humor and song. This play takes you so many places, and they're
all places you want to go."
Oppenheim has written and directed over 20 productions that have played in
New York, Los Angeles and around the country. He was the recipient of the
John Golden Playwriting Award for his play 'The Foul Stench of Death' and
was the winner of the Peterson Emerging Playwright Competition for 'The
Clown Family Murders.' His work received special recognition from the LA
Weekly and has been discussed in Theatre Journal and in the annual Theater
Special of Time Out New York. A graduate of NYU's Tisch School of the Arts
Department of Dramatic Writing, he is also a guest artist and teacher with
the Virginia Avenue Project, which uses the arts to help at-risk youth
realize their potential.
The creative team for 'Earth Sucks' includes Vocal Direction by Normandie
Wilson; Choreography by Reed Farley and Gustine Fudickar; Set Design by Mel
Horan; Lighting Design and Technical Direction by Cris Capp; Sound Design by
Tim Boyce; and Costume Design by Arianna Pistilli. The Production Stage
Manager is Rachel Wohlander, assisted by Jessica Wohlander. Joel Farkas and
Rick Ross produce for Citizens of Earth Productions.
Performances of Earth Sucks take place Fridays & Saturdays at 8 pm and
Sundays at 7 pm, October 4 though November 2. Tickets are $25 general
admission and $15 for students and seniors. Four previews are scheduled
September 26 through October 3. Tickets to previews are $15.
Art/Works Theatre is located at 6569 Santa Monica Blvd. in Hollywood (at
Seward Ave., between Highland and Cahuenga). Art/Works is air-conditioned
and wheelchair accessible. For reservations and information, call (323)
960-7744 or www.earthsucksmusical.com.
Talkin Horse
http://www.earthsucksmusical.com/actors.html#emily
benrrrrrrrrand, esq
I want to see her tits, and her bush, and ass.
Alsion Stern held up nicely, I bet Emily's ass is pretty nice.
Drumrboy
> She looks alright. From the way people talk about her you might think she looks like the
> Hunchback of Notre Dame.
You misunderstood. That would be her father.
notme
thats still not saying much.
Rocinante
> I've got to have sympathy for the children of notorious celebrities. It's
> hard for them to get out from under daddy's shadow and be judged on their
> own merit. Of course, now that Howard is irrelevant, maybe she'll have a
> shot.
Howard is irrelevant, yet every major newspaper in NY is reporting this and
the haters know all about it. Does this make sense?
--
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
Rocinante...@gmail.com
9/20/2008 7:11:00 PM
P.K.
JimmyM wrote:
> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:24:42 -0700, "notme" <mi...@socal.rr.com> wrote:
>
> I'd fuck her.
P.K.
fluhbl...@gmail.com
around for advance press on the play, and I came across this.
It seems that some amongst you are at least somewhat reasonable and
thoughtful in your conjectures, appraisals, and utterances.
And then, there's Jimmy M, Vicki, benrrrrrrrrand, esq, and P.K.
Drumrboy
Well... does she whip her tits out or what?
Drumrboy
> They like pretending.
Says the retard that got caught creating socks to praise his own bass playing.
Drumrboy
> Go fuck yourself, shithead. I'm on Emily's side. Of course I'm not
> anymore because of you acting like a horse's ass. Now I hope it
> closes the same weekend and loses money.
Shouldn't burn your bridges, Fester. Maybe they need a bald overweight
bass player?
You can use one of your sock puppets for a reference....
KK
> My friend is the writer/director of "Earth Sucks."
Tell him I said "medium rare" and that we need more water.
Talkin Horse
news:a9abc3a1-f620-4ead...@s20g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
Sir, you seem to lack a fundamental understanding of the nature and purpose
of the Internet.
P.S. Why did your friend put "Sucks" in the title of his piece if he wanted
a serious reaction?
Talkin Horse
news:48d7a65e$0$4896$607e...@cv.net...
Private shows are available after the main event for an extra charge.
gamefixer
> Yeah…she’s an ugly pig….
Ugh... Ugly pig, really? Do you have daughters? Why in the hell would
you attack yet another person that has nothing to do with you.
Hardly a pig...
Matt
tar~bal
"gamefixer" <game...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Hardly a pig...
Matt
=============
As I get older, I notice less flaws on younger women and give girls a pass
that I would otherwise ignore when I was younger.
Emily isn't one. I never cared much for, nor was attracted to, ethnic
looking Jewish women. Not that I wanted to stuff them into an oven, just
never was turned on by them...
gamefixer
> "gamefixer" <gamefi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
And thats all well and good.
But for Vicki to lash out and call her a pig is just stupid. I dont
get why Vicki is so crazed by everything in Howards life.
Matt
Drumrboy
How much for a blow job?
tar~bal
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True, but if my daughter appeared in a play dressed like her, I would call
her a pig, and my daughter is a living doll... LOL
JeWitch
"tar~bal" <ba...@wheeze.net> wrote in message
news:sO2dnfEGPeQxtkfV...@earthlink.com...
I felt the same about jewish men, but my mother told me to marry one .. I
didn't ! My loss.
>
>
Talkin Horse
Sir, management cannot condone illicit activity. This is a private
arrangement between the client and the entertainer.
tar~bal
"JeWitch" <i....@home.com> wrote in message
news:c9adnTA8PuhwVUfV...@giganews.com...
D'oh! No offense, present company excluded. LOL
Actually I lost my virginity to a Jew, maybe that has something to do with
it?
JeWitch
No offense taken - Actually the non-Jewish genes kicked the crap out of the
Jewish genes and I ended up with all the Norwegian genes it was brother that
was slapped a yarmulke ! Actually it was more like he got a butterfly kiss
with a yarmulke.