Why do men masturbate so much?
Analee
least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
bathroom and thinks I don't know.
Why do men have to do it all the time?
Cold Coffee
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
You must be a lot of fun in bed.
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> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
I feel sorry for you.
> But my husband masturbates at least once a day (sometimes more!). He
> does it in secret in the bathroom and thinks I don't know.
Well, most people enjoy their orgasms. Many women masturbate regularly
too.
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
We don't. Some do it a more than others, but not all the time. Now, if
men had boobs there would be a different thing. They would never leave
bed but stay in and play with them all day long.
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JoeJoe
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3:
Interesting question. Consider this:
If your cunt isnt worthy of attention by you, then why the hell would hubby
want to touch it either? This might explain why he chooses his hand over
your V.
charliekilo
news:MPG.1ab1671d6...@text-east.newsfeeds.com...
> Analee wrote:
>
> > I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
>
> You must be a lot of fun in bed.
Hey thanks...now I have to clean Red Bull off my monitor. :D
Vic Sagerquist
Because we can.
--
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Plonked by Angelicusrex 2/24/04
______________
The fool says in his heart, "There is no God".
The wise man announces it to the world.
Chris
problems later in life.
Chris
Mekkala
with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint,
then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
I thank God I'm not your husband.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
Graham Kennedy
Like climbing everest : because it's there.
--
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Anthony Cumia
wrote:
Why aren't you doing that for him?
Anthony Cumia
<chris_m...@REMOVEyahoo.ca> wrote:
>If it's any consollation, frequent ejaculation helps prevent prostate
>problems later in life.
>
>Chris
I really don't think she cares how long he lives
Matt
newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
Matt
"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
Howardshrine
No 33 Secretary
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3:
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
Cuz most women are frigid cunts who won't put out.
--
Terry Austin
tau...@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
1001 Science Fiction Weapons
3.0 3.5 Modern Compatible
JPG
wrote:
>The most intersting thing about this post is not the question, but the
>newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
>christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
>
>Matt
>
>
I presume Howard Stern is a celebrity christian who flies a lot and
hates atheists.
>"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
>news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
>> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
Now you know why you keep sticking to the toilet seat.
>>
>> Why do men have to do it all the time?
>
Because we're a lot of wankers.
(Consult UK slang dictionary if this baffles you)
JPG
MC.
Analee <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote:
Well this one's married to you, which *could* have esomething to do with
it.
nina
"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
Catherine
Catherine
logic.
> From: Ichimusai <ic...@ichimusai.org>
> Organization: Rikskrem
> Newsgroups:
> alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.fan.howard-stern,alt.at
> heism,rec.travel.air
> Date: Thu, 04 Mar 2004 22:19:08 +0100
> Subject: Re: Why do men masturbate so much?
>
Martin Crisp
(in message <3saf401eromh2pkdv...@4ax.com>):
> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:13:39 -0800, "Matt" <some...@somewhere.com>
> wrote:
>
>> The most intersting thing about this post is not the question,
>> but the newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do
>> celebrity gossip, christian life, howard stern, atheism and air
>> travel have in common??
>>
>> Matt
>>
>>
>
> I presume Howard Stern is a celebrity christian who flies a lot and
> hates atheists.
If the movie regarding Stern that was shown here recently bears any
relation to the truth, it seems more likely Stern is an
anti-establishment atheist.
[He's apparently a radio 'shock-jock']
[snip]
Have Fun
Martin
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Fester
Why? Because only a very lucky few can autofelatiate!
Are not newsgroups silly
>I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
I betcha if you looked at the pic of a naked woman, that might change, eh...?
Might get some rain in that desert??
Liz
Is this Pastor Dave?
Liz #658 BAAWA
"The Bible is a wonderful source of inspiration for those
who don't understand it." -- George Santayana
Angle Subsided
because you are fat and ugly
Fester
"Angle Subsided" <Now...@spamfree.com> wrote in message
news:H%O1c.295$vY7...@news02.roc.ny...
Which explains why she hasn't touched herself. She can't reach!
*nemo*
wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:13:39 -0800, "Matt" <some...@somewhere.com>
> wrote:
>
> >The most intersting thing about this post is not the question, but the
> >newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
> >christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
> >
> >Matt
> >
> >
>
> I presume Howard Stern is a celebrity christian who flies a lot and
> hates atheists.
And probably masturbates 20 times a day...
--
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Fulla Bulla
>
>The same reason women do.
Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes to
masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as if
women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
FB
No 33 Secretary
0ECA16.184...@news06.east.earthlink.net:
> In article <3saf401eromh2pkdv...@4ax.com>, JPG <a@b.c>
> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:13:39 -0800, "Matt" <some...@somewhere.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >The most intersting thing about this post is not the question, but the
>> >newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
>> >christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
>> >
>> >Matt
>> >
>> >
>>
>> I presume Howard Stern is a celebrity christian who flies a lot and
>> hates atheists.
>
> And probably masturbates 20 times a day...
>
Probably? Hell, doesn't he do it on the air?
Tarantella
>In article <HvKdnSSshcD...@adelphia.com>, nina says...
>>
>>The same reason women do.
>
>Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes to
>masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as if
>women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
>
>FB
That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
Cold Coffee
> She probably really _is_. You're not doing the math.
Hmmm....
45 + Not touching herself = no idea on what she likes/dislikes
That's my math. What's yours?
Master
time nonstop 247 365?
Cheers,
Vandal Savage and Solomon Grundy
njs
"Matt" <some...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:z6idncXevvc...@giganews.com...
> The most intersting thing about this post is not the question, but the
> newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
> christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
>
> Matt
Trolling.
rick
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Because Satan is very powerful.
Are not newsgroups silly
>> newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
>> christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
>>
>> Matt
>
>Trolling.
>
Jordan
>I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
>Why do men have to do it all the time?
Are you the same one that wanted to know why we read on the can too?
Sara Brum
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Perhaps a more pertinent question would be, why do you think masturbation is
wrong/evil/whatever it is that makes you think people shouldn't do it?
Mark Allread
"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Why does a dog lick it's balls?
Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies
My ex used to like me scratching her back. Should I feel betrayed if she
scratches herself...even if I'm not there or I'm asleep or she's the only
person who knows where it itches? Sexuality has two sides...external and
internal. External sexuality is how someone relates to others sexually...in
other words how he relates to you sexually. Internal sexuality is how one
relates to oneself sexually. Each is equally important and wonderful and
enjoyable...after all...sometimes he's the only one who knows how, when and
where it "itches". It is the beginning of sexuality, it is essential to
healthy sexual growth and will be the end of sexuality too. Just because
they both (hopefully) end in orgasm, doesn't mean masturbation and
intercourse are the same thing. They are linked but each has different
meanings, causes and context. Intercourse is a family
dinner....masturbation is a nice little snack you make for yourself.
Masturbation is not only natural, but essential to a truly open and complete
sex life...if you have never masturbated, then I suggest the person with the
problem may be you. Of course there may be many, many other reasons too.
Perhaps he isn't happy with your sex life. If, as you claim, you yourself
have never masturbated, that can be a sign of sexual repression or phobia.
Perhaps you should start exploring your own sexuality...maybe broadening
your sexual will help both you and him. I dated a woman who was in her
thirties but had never had an orgasm. I taught her how to masturbate and
she had her first big O and hasn't looked back since. And by the way...it's
not just guys who do it a lot...I know several girls who pop their champagne
corks four or five times a day, every day!
Coasterqueen
"Analee" wrote in message
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
Why is it necessary for you to cross-post this to so many newsgroups.
--
All that is needed for evil to triumph is for good people to stand by and do
nothing.
Are not newsgroups silly
>
>> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
>
>Why is it necessary for you to cross-post this to so many newsgroups.
She's touching herself while trolling.
Fulla Bulla
Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies
"Fulla Bulla" <Fulla_...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:c28dn...@drn.newsguy.com...
> In article <HvKdnSSshcD...@adelphia.com>, nina says...
> >
> >The same reason women do.
>
> Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes
to
> masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as
if
> women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
>
You've been hanging around the wrong type of women.
Fulla Bulla
says...
>
>Catherine wrote:
>
>> She probably really _is_. You're not doing the math.
>
>Hmmm....
>
>45 + Not touching herself = no idea on what she likes/dislikes
>
>That's my math. What's yours?
>
>--
>cc
>
FB
Brenda G. Kent
***Can you all stop crossposting over to alt.christianlife please?
Whether you masturbate or not....I could not care less....nor could most
on this newsgroup. I hope you all have a good day...or evening.
Bren.
I cross-respond just this once to get the point across to others.
Woden
following discourse:
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
Sounds like a personal problem.
> But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
Why can't you do what he needs or wants instead?
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Why not? It feels good, is legal (at least in private), is "safe sex",
and hurts no one.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
Jim Warren
Easy answer, because he can. Watched as our cat preformed fellatio on
himself, lucky bastard.
-- Remove word virus from return address
Need new signature old one not good.
Don Kresch
<ameryl...@lycos.com> let us all know that:
>I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
>Why do men have to do it all the time?
Because you won't give him a blowjob.
Don
---
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georgann
>> Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes to
>> masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as if
>> women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
"Tarantella" wrote:
> That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
A hundred years ago it was called "hysteria" and the relief was from a
physician. Duh! What was wrong with her partner? Was he just to clumsy or
selfish to think about this sensibly?
--
(`'ท.ธ(`'ท.ธ(`'ท.ธ ธ.ท'ด)ธ.ท'ด)ธ.ท'ด)
ซดจ`ท.ธธ ธธ.ทดจ `ป
All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
(ธ.ท'ด(ธ.ท'ด(ธ.ท'ด `'ท.ธ)`'ท.ธ)`'ท.ธ)
Liz
<ROT13....@jv.ee.pbz.com> in news message
<6ipf401nfmu5qoiv4...@4ax.com> wrote:
>In alt.atheism on Thu, 04 Mar 2004 13:14:23 -0800, Analee
><ameryl...@lycos.com> let us all know that:
>>I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>>least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>>bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>>
>>Why do men have to do it all the time?
>
> Because you won't give him a blowjob.
>
False dilemma.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
Are not newsgroups silly
> ซดจ`ท.ธธ ธธ.ทดจ `ป
>
> All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
>
> (ธ.ท'ด(ธ.ท'ด(ธ.ท'ด `'ท.ธ)`'ท.ธ)`'ท.ธ)
>
>
>
Wow, a *really* annoying sig with bad grammar too. Diane's sig is a thing of
beauty next to this one...
J e l l o ł
> Wow, a *really* annoying sig with bad grammar too.
It's a parody of an old botched video game line "All your base are belong
to us." It was cool to quote in the last century.
Diane's sig is a
> thing of beauty next to this one...
It's the text version of her bus.
--
J e l l o ł
J.R.
> On Thu 04 Mar 2004 03:14:23p, Analee <ameryl...@lycos.com> kicked back
> with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint,
> then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
>
> > I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> > least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> > bathroom and thinks I don't know.
> >
> > Why do men have to do it all the time?
>
Your husband may not be masterbating. He may just have a bad case of crabs.
Vic Sagerquist
Awww, poor baby.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Plonked by Angelicusrex 2/24/04
______________
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The wise man announces it to the world.
Vic Sagerquist
>>>> The same reason women do.
>
>>> Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it
>>> comes to masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate.
>>> It's almost as if women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to
>>> sexual relief.
>
> "Tarantella" wrote:
>
>> That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
>
> georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
>
> A hundred years ago it was called "hysteria" and the relief was from a
> physician. Duh! What was wrong with her partner? Was he just to clumsy
> or selfish to think about this sensibly?
>
So then you go to your doctor to jack off? Is this covered under your
HMO?
nina
"Fulla Bulla" <Fulla_...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:c28dn...@drn.newsguy.com...
> In article <HvKdnSSshcD...@adelphia.com>, nina says...
> >
> >The same reason women do.
>
> Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes
to
> masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as
if
> women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
>
> FB
>
>
> >
> >"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
> >news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
Lars Eighner
<jsgf40pabt0gp9dpq...@4ax.com>,
the lovely and talented Tarantella
broadcast on alt.atheism:
> Fulla Bulla <Fulla_...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>>In article <HvKdnSSshcD...@adelphia.com>, nina says...
>>>
>>>The same reason women do.
>>
>>Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes to
>>masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as if
>>women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
>>
>>FB
> That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
When a woman does it, she is "getting in touch with her sexuality";
when a man does it, he is just jerking off.
--
Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC, Atheist #1965 eig...@io.com http://www.io.com/~eighner
2 Kings 2:11 "...and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven."
John 3:13 "And no man hath ascended up into heaven, except the one who
came from heaven." --The Big Book of Lies
BDK
@lycos.com says...
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
>
If you've never touched yourself, you wouldn't understand. And why
haven't you touched yourself?? Try it, it's fun.
BDK
wawa
"Vic Sagerquist" <add...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:94A28B8...@127.0.0.1...
> One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Analee:
>
> >I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> >least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> >bathroom and thinks I don't know.
> >
> >Why do men have to do it all the time?
> >
>
>
Also, b/c as Garrison Keillor sez, "if it feels good, what could be
wrong?"
Plus, as a late-twenties female, I'd prolly be better off not going
into detail about how very unclean you must be to get to 45 and not discover
certain areas that need periodic airing.
phy
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3:
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
It might be because it feels so damn good. Or a more paranoid reason might
be that these kind of television shows brainwashed us when we you young
boys: http://www.ste-riley.co.uk/rainbow/rainbow.swf
-phy
Rocinante
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Because we can?
--
"Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and
captain of your soul."
3/4/2004 11:39:03 PM
Fulla Bulla
Kent says...
Sorry Bren....could you repeat your missive....I must have missed it as I just
returned from a serious session of....well....you know.
Oh....a couple of questions if I may. Do true Christians rub/whack off? Is it
against God's Law? Do Christians rely on some kind of Heavenly Intervention for
sexual relief? Is it true what they say about horney pastors taking sexual
advantage of widows? Is it OK for a woman to masturbate with a crucifix as long
as she praying while doing it?
Just curious.
FB
>
Fulla Bulla
>
>like your name says,you are....
Gee nina....you just now realized that?
FB
towelie
> ***Can you all stop crossposting over to alt.christianlife please?
No.
--
Don't waste your touch, you won't feel anything
Or were you sent to save me?
I've thought too much
You won't find anything worthy of redeeming
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M C
"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Boys masturbate out of sheer horniness.
Men masturbate to make sure the thing is still working.
Are not newsgroups silly
Only way to fix that is to turn it into a moderated NG.
Jzz
devil
> ***Can you all stop crossposting over to alt.christianlife please?
> Whether you masturbate or not....I could not care less....nor could most
> on this newsgroup. I hope you all have a good day...or evening.
Surely this has much more to do with christian life than air travel tough?
(Don't tell us that nice "christian" wives don't enjoy paying with
themselves once in a while. Please be honest. OK, maybe especially when
on a plane?)
William Klee
<ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote:
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
That alone explains why your husband masturbates.
> But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Because we can.
--
...and in elder days there were wars in the Heavens between the Ibemmeraphim
and the Angels of the Apple of Knowledge...
Are not newsgroups silly
that feel like the inside of the penis is going to rip through the skin. If
they get no relief, it physically hurts; hence self-administration of relief.
Got it? It's not as bad as priapism, but it feels like it's close...
Dale
> One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach georgann:
>
> >>>> The same reason women do.
> >
> >>> Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it
> >>> comes to masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate.
> >>> It's almost as if women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to
> >>> sexual relief.
> >
> > "Tarantella" wrote:
> >
> >> That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
> >
> > georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
> >
> > A hundred years ago it was called "hysteria" and the relief was from a
> > physician. Duh! What was wrong with her partner? Was he just to clumsy
> > or selfish to think about this sensibly?
> >
> So then you go to your doctor to jack off? Is this covered under your
> HMO?
She's right, I saw this on the Discovery Channel. I also learned that the
first vibrator was a huge electromagnetic device which replaced the
physician's hand as the means of stimulation.
Kadaitcha Man
> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>
> Why do men have to do it all the time?
Maybe you could help remedy your husband's crossed eyes if you
uncrossed your legs occasionally.
Kadaitcha Man
> The most intersting thing about this post is not the question, but the
> newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
> christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
Howard Stern is a celebrity atheist who was caught masturbating on an
aircraft by a Christian?
Don Kresch
<ehu...@donotspam.com> let us all know that:
>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 20:30:55 -0600, Don Kresch
><ROT13....@jv.ee.pbz.com> in news message
><6ipf401nfmu5qoiv4...@4ax.com> wrote:
>
>>In alt.atheism on Thu, 04 Mar 2004 13:14:23 -0800, Analee
>><ameryl...@lycos.com> let us all know that:
>>>I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>>>least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>>>bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>>>
>>>Why do men have to do it all the time?
>>
>> Because you won't give him a blowjob.
>>
>False dilemma.
You realize that it was meant as a dismissive rather than an
answer.
Don
---
aa #51, Knight of BAAWA, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
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Liz
<ROT13....@jv.ee.pbz.com> in news message
<kasg409n9f47585gf...@4ax.com> wrote:
>In alt.atheism on Fri, 05 Mar 2004 03:15:08 GMT, Liz
><ehu...@donotspam.com> let us all know that:
>>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 20:30:55 -0600, Don Kresch
>><ROT13....@jv.ee.pbz.com> in news message
>><6ipf401nfmu5qoiv4...@4ax.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In alt.atheism on Thu, 04 Mar 2004 13:14:23 -0800, Analee
>>><ameryl...@lycos.com> let us all know that:
>>>>I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>>>>least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>>>>bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>>>>
>>>>Why do men have to do it all the time?
>>>
>>> Because you won't give him a blowjob.
>>>
>>False dilemma.
>
> You realize that it was meant as a dismissive rather than an
>answer.
You realize mine was meant to be humorous rather than argumentative.
Liz #658 BAAWA
We may have lost our moral compass but we still have our chaste
sextant, our modest flashlight, our ethical pen knife, and our
virtuous canteen. -- jwkinraleigh
bob young
Martin Crisp wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 9:25:44 +1100, JPG wrote
> (in message <3saf401eromh2pkdv...@4ax.com>):
>
> > On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:13:39 -0800, "Matt" <some...@somewhere.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> The most intersting thing about this post is not the question,
> >> but the newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do
> >> celebrity gossip, christian life, howard stern, atheism and air
> >> travel have in common??
> >>
> >> Matt
> >>
> >>
> >
> > I presume Howard Stern is a celebrity christian who flies a lot and
> > hates atheists.
>
> If the movie regarding Stern that was shown here recently bears any
> relation to the truth, it seems more likely Stern is an
> anti-establishment atheist....
...if he is it will be for all the wrong reasons!
>
> [He's apparently a radio 'shock-jock']
> [snip]
>
> Have Fun
> Martin
> --
> aa #1792
>
> Almost always SMASHed
Robibnikoff
Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies says...
snip
>
>My ex used to like me scratching her back. Should I feel betrayed if she
>scratches herself...even if I'm not there or I'm asleep or she's the only
>person who knows where it itches? Sexuality has two sides...external and
>internal. External sexuality is how someone relates to others sexually...in
>other words how he relates to you sexually. Internal sexuality is how one
>relates to oneself sexually. Each is equally important and wonderful and
>enjoyable...after all...sometimes he's the only one who knows how, when and
>where it "itches". It is the beginning of sexuality, it is essential to
>healthy sexual growth and will be the end of sexuality too. Just because
>they both (hopefully) end in orgasm, doesn't mean masturbation and
>intercourse are the same thing. They are linked but each has different
>meanings, causes and context. Intercourse is a family
>dinner....masturbation is a nice little snack you make for yourself.
>Masturbation is not only natural, but essential to a truly open and complete
>sex life...if you have never masturbated, then I suggest the person with the
>problem may be you. Of course there may be many, many other reasons too.
>Perhaps he isn't happy with your sex life. If, as you claim, you yourself
>have never masturbated, that can be a sign of sexual repression or phobia.
>Perhaps you should start exploring your own sexuality...maybe broadening
>your sexual will help both you and him. I dated a woman who was in her
>thirties but had never had an orgasm. I taught her how to masturbate and
>she had her first big O and hasn't looked back since. And by the way...it's
>not just guys who do it a lot...I know several girls who pop their champagne
>corks four or five times a day, every day!
Good lord! Really? Well, ahem, er.......
I remember a friend of mine telling me once that his ex-girlfriend got so
addicted to her vibrator that she gave up sexual intercourse as she got more
pleasure from the vibrator.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
georgann
>> "Tarantella" wrote:
>>
>>> That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
>>
>> georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
>>
>> A hundred years ago it was called "hysteria" and the relief was from a
>> physician. Duh! What was wrong with her partner? Was he just to clumsy
>> or selfish to think about this sensibly?
>>
>
> So then you go to your doctor to jack off? Is this covered under your
> HMO?
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
I said "the relief was from a physician". I also said that was a hundred
years ago. Look up the history of the vibrator and you'll see the story of
hysteria in women during Victorian times. I have to wonder still how dense
were both the women and the husbands of these women...
--
(`'ท.ธ(`'ท.ธ(`'ท.ธ ธ.ท'ด)ธ.ท'ด)ธ.ท'ด)
ซดจ`ท.ธธ ธธ.ทดจ `ป
All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
(ธ.ท'ด(ธ.ท'ด(ธ.ท'ด `'ท.ธ)`'ท.ธ)`'ท.ธ)
The other Donald
> In article <MPG.1ab18e48d...@text-east.newsfeeds.com>, Cold
Coffee
> says...
> >
> >Catherine wrote:
> >
> >> She probably really _is_. You're not doing the math.
> >
> >Hmmm....
> >
> >45 + Not touching herself = no idea on what she likes/dislikes
> >
> >That's my math. What's yours?
> >
> >--
> >cc
> >
> 45 + Not touching herself = take cover everyone....this one's going to
explode!
>
> FB
It would explain her obviously foul mood, wouldn't it.....?
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Mekkala
<Spam....@tesseract.com.au> kicked back with a beer, ruminated at
length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint, then fell asleep again
after thoughtfully blurting out:
> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 9:25:44 +1100, JPG wrote
> (in message <3saf401eromh2pkdv...@4ax.com>):
>
>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:13:39 -0800, "Matt" <some...@somewhere.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> The most intersting thing about this post is not the question,
>>> but the newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do
>>> celebrity gossip, christian life, howard stern, atheism and air
>>> travel have in common??
>>>
>>> Matt
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I presume Howard Stern is a celebrity christian who flies a lot and
>> hates atheists.
>
> If the movie regarding Stern that was shown here recently bears any
> relation to the truth, it seems more likely Stern is an
> anti-establishment atheist.
> [He's apparently a radio 'shock-jock']
> [snip]
>
> Have Fun
> Martin
If you're talking about Private Parts, then yeah, I'm pretty sure that's
an accurate story of his life.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
Mekkala
kicked back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit
up a joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
> In article <HvKdnSSshcD...@adelphia.com>, nina says...
>>
>>The same reason women do.
>
> Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it
> comes to masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate.
> It's almost as if women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to
> sexual relief.
It amazes me that there are still people who think women don't need to
masturbate or otherwise get sexual relief.
stoney
Message ID: <JoSdna7u8JC...@comcast.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
Direct hit with full salvo, Analee has been cleansed.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
stoney
<sadey...@earthlink.net>, Message ID:
<BC6D1DBE.54B0%sadey...@earthlink.net> wrote in alt.atheism;
>She probably really _is_. You're not doing the math.
The math....T+R+O+L+L=TROLL.
>> From: Cold Coffee <n...@chance.com>
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>> Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2004 16:18:12 -0500
>> Subject: Re: Why do men masturbate so much?
>>
>> Analee wrote:
>>
>>> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
>>
>> You must be a lot of fun in bed.
>>
>>
>> --
>> cc
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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stoney
Message ID: <z6idncXevvc...@giganews.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
>The most intersting thing about this post is not the question, but the
>newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do celebrity gossip,
>christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
A mult-mixed cross-posting is typical trolling behaviour.
>Matt
>
>
>"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
>news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
>> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>>
>> Why do men have to do it all the time?
>
stoney
<Spam....@tesseract.com.au>, Message ID:
<0001HW.BC6DFF85...@news.ozemail.com.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
>On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 9:25:44 +1100, JPG wrote
>(in message <3saf401eromh2pkdv...@4ax.com>):
>
>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:13:39 -0800, "Matt" <some...@somewhere.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> The most intersting thing about this post is not the question,
>>> but the newsgroups it was cross posted to. What the hell do
>>> celebrity gossip, christian life, howard stern, atheism and air
>>> travel have in common??
>>>
>>> Matt
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I presume Howard Stern is a celebrity christian who flies a lot and
>> hates atheists.
>
>If the movie regarding Stern that was shown here recently bears any
>relation to the truth, it seems more likely Stern is an
>anti-establishment atheist.
>[He's apparently a radio 'shock-jock']
>[snip]
Was. He's now unemployed.
stoney
<wt...@victoria.tc.ca>, Message ID:
<Pine.GSO.4.58.04...@vtn1.victoria.tc.ca> wrote in
alt.atheism;
>On Thu, 4 Mar 2004, Fulla Bulla wrote:
>
>> In article <jsgf40pabt0gp9dpq...@4ax.com>, Tarantella says...
>> >
>> >Fulla Bulla <Fulla_...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>In article <HvKdnSSshcD...@adelphia.com>, nina says...
>> >>>
>> >>>The same reason women do.
>> >>
>> >>Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes to
>> >>masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as if
>> >>women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
>> >>
>> >>FB
>> >
>> >That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
>>
>> I stand corrected.
>>
>> FB
>>
>
>***Can you all stop crossposting over to alt.christianlife please?
>Whether you masturbate or not....I could not care less....nor could most
>on this newsgroup. I hope you all have a good day...or evening.
/wide-eyed innocent look
But this is all part of "God's" "Divine Plan(tm)" and for a "greater
good(tm)."
1 Thessalonians 5 (KJV)
18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God
in Christ Jesus concerning you.
You're not listening to "Jesus's" command, Brenda.
2 Timothy 3 (kjv)
16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is
profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction,
for instruction in righteousness:
>Bren.
>
>I cross-respond just this once to get the point across to others.
Cold Coffee
> When a woman does it, she is "getting in touch with her sexuality";
> when a man does it, he is just jerking off.
As a man, what would you rather have as the phrase?
I know I wouldn't want to hear "He's just getting in touche with his
sexuality." Makes it sound like I am going to be spending the rest of the
afternoon picking out wallpaper.
stoney
Message ID: <BC6D5768.3536AF97%chen...@mindspring.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
>>>> The same reason women do.
>
>>> Women masturbate? So how come there's rarely mention of it when it comes to
>>> masturbation in general? It's always guys who masturbate. It's almost as if
>>> women just somehow 'hold it in' when it comes to sexual relief.
>
>"Tarantella" wrote:
>
>> That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
>
>georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
>
>A hundred years ago it was called "hysteria" and the relief was from a
>physician. Duh! What was wrong with her partner? Was he just to clumsy or
>selfish to think about this sensibly?
Congradulations on continuing to demonstrate your vast ignorance.
Cold Coffee
> Men masturbate to make sure the thing is still working.
"To prevent prostate cancer."
That's my excuse.
Cold Coffee
> Because Satan is very powerful.
There's always one in the crowd.
stoney
Message ID: <c299lu$a...@library2.airnews.net> wrote in alt.atheism;
She's correct in her first sentence. The rest shows her ignorance.
/lady with wide eyes; "Doctor, it's so big".........
stoney
Message ID: <BC6DF8CE.3536B1F4%chen...@mindspring.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
>"Vic Sagerquist" wrote:
>
>>> "Tarantella" wrote:
>>>
>>>> That's because women don't masturbate, they "pleasure themselves".
>>>
>>> georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
>>>
>>> A hundred years ago it was called "hysteria" and the relief was from a
>>> physician. Duh! What was wrong with her partner? Was he just to clumsy
>>> or selfish to think about this sensibly?
>>>
>>
>> So then you go to your doctor to jack off? Is this covered under your
>> HMO?
>
>georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
>
>I said "the relief was from a physician". I also said that was a hundred
>years ago. Look up the history of the vibrator and you'll see the story of
>hysteria in women during Victorian times. I have to wonder still how dense
>were both the women and the husbands of these women...
(heavy sigh) It's called the lack of knowledge of those times on the
biological processes.
Cold Coffee
> What the hell do celebrity gossip,
> christian life, howard stern, atheism and air travel have in common??
We are all brothers and sisters in the world of Usenet.
stoney
<BBO1c.70243$eL2.3...@twister.southeast.rr.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
>
>"Analee" <ameryl...@lycos.com> wrote in message
>news:3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3...
>> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>> least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>> bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>>
>> Why do men have to do it all the time?
>
>Why? Because only a very lucky few can autofelatiate!
RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Excellant cum back... :))
Cold Coffee
> Congradulations on continuing to demonstrate your vast ignorance.
Hey, let's play fill in the blank:
One who misspells "congratulations" is demonstrating his vast ________.
stoney
Message ID: <mV%1c.5431$_4....@www.newsranger.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
/robyn wails "only three, for me!"
>I remember a friend of mine telling me once that his ex-girlfriend got so
>addicted to her vibrator that she gave up sexual intercourse as she got more
>pleasure from the vibrator.
no worries about pregnancy. That might have had a lot/something to do
with things.
>Robyn
>Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
>#1557
stoney
<coaster...@nospam.com>, Message ID:
<CqWdnc9AM8c...@comcast.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
>
>"Analee" wrote in message
>
>> I'm 45 and I've never touched myself.
>
>Why is it necessary for you to cross-post this to so many newsgroups.
That's what trolls do.
capti...@webtv.net
i enjoy it but not willing to sell my soul for it.
"I STOPPED TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THINGS A LONG TIME AGO."
Robibnikoff
>
>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 13:14:23 -0800, Analee <ameryl...@lycos.com> in
>news message <3p5f40hkbk799utjup0qabo0fe17606ab5@news3> wrote:
>
>>I'm 45 and I've never touched myself. But my husband masturbates at
>>least once a day (sometimes more!). He does it in secret in the
>>bathroom and thinks I don't know.
>>
>>Why do men have to do it all the time?
>
>
:::SPEW!!!:::
Don't DO that! :D
GlennGlenn
Coffee <n...@chance.com> wrote:
> Lars Eighner (eig...@io.com) wrote:
>
> > When a woman does it, she is "getting in touch with her sexuality";
> > when a man does it, he is just jerking off.
>
> As a man, what would you rather have as the phrase?
>
> I know I wouldn't want to hear "He's just getting in touche with his
> sexuality." Makes it sound like I am going to be spending the rest of the
> afternoon picking out wallpaper.
Now *that* is HOT.
--
GlennGlenn -- aa#825 -- dipthot...@yahoo.yahoo.com.com
"As long as half the world's population subsists on less than two dollars a
day, the US will not be secure.... A world populated by 'hostile have-nots' is
not one in which US leadership can be sustained without coercion" --Howard Dean
Robibnikoff
>
>On Fri, 05 Mar 2004 14:12:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nos...@newsranger.com>,snip
>
>>Good lord! Really? Well, ahem, er.......
>
>/robyn wails "only three, for me!"
Hey, now!
>>I remember a friend of mine telling me once that his ex-girlfriend got so
>>addicted to her vibrator that she gave up sexual intercourse as she got more
>>pleasure from the vibrator.
>
>no worries about pregnancy. That might have had a lot/something to do
>with things.
Could be. Also IIRC, she ended up preferring women.