I Hate Beetlejuice

[IHateBeetlejuice]

I do not understand why Howard always has Beetlejuice on his show. That little
ugly creature is unfunny, stupid, and annoying.

I swear that if I could ever be alone in a room with that creature for 10
minutes, I would dwarf toss his sub-human self right into a brick wall, two or
three times and then slap the back on his little head till he begged me for
mercy and then kick him in his tiny testicles.

Stupid wastes of time like Beetlejuice are why the company is not renewing with
Howard.

HOWARD WAKE UP ! ! ! Ban that evil little creature from the show.

[Juggo Punch]

Dude, you are very wrong on so many levels.

Go back to Imus, dickweed.

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[the model poster]

I would like to take a hammer and bash Beetljuice's little skull in.
Wack, wack wack Beetlejuice, die, die, die.
Smile, smile smile, model poster, smile smile, smile.

MP

"IHateBeetlejuice" <ihatebee...@aol.com> wrote in message
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[MST3KPIMP]

beetle rules....

[Robinhater]

Beetlejuice is the funniest thing on Stern right now. Listening to him
threaten Ralph yesterday was priceless.

You must be insane to not find him funny.

"IHateBeetlejuice" <ihatebee...@aol.com> wrote in message
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[Fury]

IHateBeetlejuice wrote:
>
> I swear that if I could ever be alone in a room with that creature for 10
> minutes, I would dwarf toss his sub-human self right into a brick wall, two or
> three times and then slap the back on his little head till he begged me for
> mercy and then kick him in his tiny testicles.

Hey ...what a coincedence ...this is exactly how Cheney convinced Bush
to put him on the ticket as V.P.

Fury

[steve...@hotmail.com]

You'd break the hammer.

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[BEETLEJUICE]

i am beetlejuices mngr and 1st i'd like to say that beetlejuice is
ratings and that is why howard has him on you moron. and secondly why
dont you pick on me i am not a dwarf. and i wil have you begging for
mercy in about 2mins.

www.jollydwarf.com
LOOK FOR BEETLEJUICE IN THE UPCOMING MOVIE "BUBBLE BOY''. A TOUCHTONE
PRODUCTION, WHICH WILL BE RELEASED IN THE SUMMER OF 2001 to the BIG
screen...

[ronnie biggs]

Beet is a funny guy...he keeps that show going when he is on....

IHateBeetlejuice <ihatebee...@aol.com> wrote in message
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[NYRLangdon]

>i am beetlejuices mngr and 1st i'd like to say that beetlejuice is
>ratings and that is why howard has him on you moron. and secondly why
>dont you pick on me i am not a dwarf. and i wil have you begging for
>mercy in about 2mins.

no offense slim, but they showed what you look like on tv, and i don't think
you could even have hank begging for mercy. maybe from the anal digital
manipulation you look like you might attempt, but unless you are able to lock
in the colon claw, you are less intimidating looking then gary the retard.

[Keith0621]

<I do not understand why Howard always has Beetlejuice on his show>

To piss you off.

[Susie Stern]

What for you crackin on Bettlejuice. He am be the mini-man! ! ! ! !

[the model poster]

Actually I love Beetlejuice but it wouldn't be funny if I said that.
It's funny when I say I'd like to bash his little nigger brains in.
I think Mel Karmazin should have dumped Howard and signed Beetlejuice.

MP

P.S. I'd still like to bash the little nigger's brains in.
P.P.S. I've seen you and I'd like to bash your brains in too.

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