Almost no active papers are sick and other empty shoes are deep, but will William measure that?

[Austin Ritz]

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These days, it orders a tape too light near her inner dorm.

[Don Stockbauer]

do you have some kind of brain disease that makes you right like this?

[Don Stockbauer]

test to see if this post actually gets published.

[Don Stockbauer]

no, why in the world would a post to this thread, get published, whereas a post to the thread, right after this thread will not be posted, although the one after this thread has the distinction of having a Post, which deals with making bombs and raping, and it seems like that's all she wrote for that thread once I posted that so great mysteries, great mysteries of the Internet

[Don Stockbauer]

- [ ] OK that flashing light that jumps around , my previous description of it is kind of muddled but I'm looking at it right now . it's dark enough now you can't see the sky so the light is in a solid field of black . if I look at it long enough five or 10 seconds it jumps to the side and when it flashes again it jumps to the side again. I don't know if it's from the lens implants I just got or what's really going on. I thought it might be from floaters. It seems like if the sky is visible light blue or you line something up with the light it doesn't jump . so anyway I need to stop thinking about this.

[Don Stockbauer]

I need to clarify this what happens is you're staring at a flashing light it flashes that occurs in one position then the next time it flashes it has jumped over to the side and the next time it flashes it jumps more to the side

[Don Stockbauer]

The best way to sell your friend down the river is to never speak to them again.

[Don Stockbauer]

The person selling you has an easy job of it they are lazy and don't do anything. What if the person doing the selling needs a kidney to live? You know where there's a kidney available . they would rather die than talk to you.

[Don Stockbauer]

Really great Gary Larson cartoon. It shows a jet liner flying along and the view from the cockpit outward shows it's all cloudy except for a little clear space and there's a mountain goat right there , the copilot says to the pilot "what's a mountain goat doing way up here?"

So that was either one of an infinity of possible paragraphs I could've posted or one of those great big numbers which might as will be infinity.

[Don Stockbauer]

Any civilization so stupid as to create nuclear weapons deserves to die by them.

[Don Stockbauer]

Gus Richter was something else , if he didn't like something you told him he'd say "You can go to HELLLLLLLL" real loud on the Hell part for an extended amount of time.

[Don Stockbauer]

isn't curiosity, the real thing you want to increase in people to improve their thinking, instead of sitting around in a class thinking about how to improve one's thinking?

[Don Stockbauer]

is thinking about thinking self reference?

[Don Stockbauer]

I just burned my fish sticks.

[Don Stockbauer]

it's beautiful outside.

[Don Stockbauer]

"A bit cold and pointless isn't it, my lovelies."

[Don Stockbauer]

Do you now there's a Super System above all of us that can
change whatever message we send out.
Suppose we send a message to a friend that invites them to dinner that evening and the super system changes it to read "I'm going to come over to your house with a shotgun and kill you." What a wonderful way to break up friendships!!!

[Don Stockbauer]

perhaps we made a big mistake creating the Internet? Just like a big mistake creating nuclear weapons?

[Don Stockbauer]

perhaps it was a big mistake creating the Global Brain, although it forms automatically from human communication (and machine communication).

[Don Stockbauer]

The greatest leader is one who doesn't know that he or she has any followers.

[Don Stockbauer]

That is my law number four.

[Don Stockbauer]

actually, the super system would be a government agency.

[Don Stockbauer]

I wonder if there's anyone that always cooperates during a single iteration Prisoner's Dilemma situation.

[Don Stockbauer]

If you wish to see something just a little unusual, take in the movie Pink Flamingos by John Waters in which a couple makes love with a live chicken between their bodies.

[Don Stockbauer]

They need to quit calling it "television "; the name needs to be changed to the
Advertisement Delivery System.

[Don Stockbauer]

and what's confusing you is the nature of my game.

[Don Stockbauer]

Hi, sweetie, wanna go out on a date ?

Sir, I'll have you know that I am a married woman!!!!!

Is your husband into threesomes?

[Don Stockbauer]

A lizard gets in your house. You try to catch it to take it outside, but its instinct is to flee you as a predator so the lizard gets away and eventually dies of thirst. Its skill in evading predators has caused its death.

[Don Stockbauer]

unless it can find the toilet.

[Don Stockbauer]

The sad thing is, it takes years and years and years for humans to become good at human relationships, and then they die.

Does that experience become part of the global brain?

[Don Stockbauer]

oh, what a crafty Humbert!

[Don Stockbauer]

"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. I do say 10 to 20,000,000 killed tops, depending on the breaks."

[Don Stockbauer]

What we have heah is failure to communicate.

[Don Stockbauer]

Communication is the problem to the answer.

Make sense out of that one.

[Don Stockbauer]

Refusing to communicate with others is the number one form of communication worldwide.

[Don Stockbauer]

867-5309

I heard they tried the number in their own local exchange and it wasn't good. Well, they didn't think about all the other exchanges across the country
and the poor people who have that number and how they had to deal with pranksters.

[Don Stockbauer]

The men who stare at goats, and the goats who say "Hey, buddy , a picture lasts longer."

[Don Stockbauer]

The best way to sell your friend down the river is to break off communication with him/her/it.

[Don Stockbauer]

I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?", when after all , it was you and me.

[Don Stockbauer]

I just read the plot of the movie "Knock, knock."
They're churning out some real charmers, aren't they?

[Don Stockbauer]

The nut set is real good this year; there ought to be a good pecan crop in the fall.

[Don Stockbauer]

99.99% of all human communication is advertising.

[Don Stockbauer]

There is either an infinity, or very nearly an infinity, of possible messages to instantiate here.

[Don Stockbauer]

This one sounds pretty paradoxical. The Earth has a huge population of humans, a lot of neurons and synapses. The population gets even bigger, even more neurons and synapses, which means a smarter Earth, which solves its overpopulation problem.

[Don Stockbauer]

Wouldn't it be funny if someone who was declared criminally insane also came up with ideas which saved the Earth from itself?

[Don Stockbauer]

The entire purpose of our existence here on Earth is to make and spend money.

[Don Stockbauer]

after a revolution, you're right back where you started.

[Don Stockbauer]

I've got a cousin named Joy. I owe her $10 ; that's money owed to Joy.

[Don Stockbauer]

Instead of having revolutions, wouldn't it be better to have some sort of a linear progression?

[Don Stockbauer]

An asteroid is discovered on a collision course with Earth. With present technology there's nothing we can do to divert it, but the discovery of the asteroid increases communication all over the globe. It increases communication so much that the Global brain becomes much stronger and discovers a way to divert the asteroid. So never give up in the face of what seems to be an impossibility.

[Don Stockbauer]

By a lot of neurons and synapses I mean sure 8 billion people contain a lot of them within their brain case , it really means each person is a neuron within the globalbrain.

[Don Stockbauer]

The nice thing about the Global Brain is that it's formed completely automatically from people's everyday activities.

[Don Stockbauer]

everything's getting more and more complex. Is that a good thing, or a bad thing.

[Don Stockbauer]

It's really stupid to brag to someone that you're intelligent.

[Don Stockbauer]

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say 10 to 20,000,000 killed tops , depending on the breaks.

[Don Stockbauer]

Yesterday's dreams,
Are tomorrow's sighs.
Watch children playing,
They seem so wise.

[Don Stockbauer]

Any civilization that creates nuclear weapons deserves to die by them.

[Don Stockbauer]

Relationships take years to build , they can be destroyed in seconds . Just like our cities across America ; they took years and years to build , Putin can destroy them in seconds.

The mathematical trapdoor function.

[Don Stockbauer]

destroying ourselves with nuclear weapons is one of those things that we can do, but we don't have to do it.

[Don Stockbauer]

you can come up with a lot of examples of that one of them is why does a dog lick its testicles? The answer is because it can. Another example. I remember is in the movie Schindler's list. The cab commandant was shooting Jews as they walked across the courtyard of the prison, no normally a cab commandant would have absolute power, but Schindler was a friend of the commandant and went and talk to him and told him you know what this is something you can do but you don't have to do it is that part of the behavior of an enlightened society to realize that? Eat more pecans. And have a nice day.

[Don Stockbauer]

Cab Commandant?

thank you Apple dictation software

let's try camp commandant.

[Don Stockbauer]

getting angry, even if justified, is no longer allowed anywhere on the planet.

[Don Stockbauer]

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

Now, did his dear pappa just wish that he had been a girly, or was he actually a girly?

That's just like "I'm not the world's most passionate man , but I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man , and so is Lola."

So does that mean that I'm glad I'm a man and Lola is also glad that I'm a man , or does it mean that I'm glad I'm a man and that Lola is glad that she's a man ?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[Don Stockbauer]

These two ladies told me they were scissoring, I thought that meant they were cutting out paper dolls!

[Don Stockbauer]

"You just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say "Blastoff!!!"

I think what that means is that she should perform
selfstimulation, and Bucky will be back before she achieveorgasm

[Don Stockbauer]

now see what happened , the System sent the message before I had it all tidied up and so therefore it's got some unfinished work to it but you can probably figure out what it meant.

[Don Stockbauer]

When they get this wall between the US and Mexico complete , will it be smoke-proof? They do burn their fields down there you know.
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[Don Stockbauer]

"Now Little Johnny , can you give the class an example of positive feedback? I want some good positive feedback from you ."

"Yes, teacher, a nuclear weapon."

[Don Stockbauer]

There's a smoke haze out over the Texas Guadalupe river flood plain . In prior years we've seen it when Mexicans have been burning their fields. What's the big story now? Canadian forest fires so bad that they've made New York City the lowest quality air on Earth.  You get a positive feedback effect, you start burning the Earth's forests and that dumps tons of carbon dioxide into the air that increases greenhouse warming, which creates conditions making forest fires even more likely. A nuclear war ignites all the Earth's forests.  Runaway positive feedback is what makes the bomb possible itself. You have one neutron , it produces two neutrons , then four, eight,.....
Whenever somebody sees a video of one of the mushroom clouds they can think wow , just think , that started with one tiny little neutron, and it shows you how tiny causes can have great effects.

[Don Stockbauer]

you're playing games with me OK pretty common statement. It means you're being this honest with me .but there's one thing about it , every human interaction and probably every non-human interaction is either a game or it has the form of a game it takes three things to make a game :
one, the two entities take turns
two, the two entities send messages to one another and 3 the two entities are out to achieve a goal for themselves , typically with humans the goal is bragging rights to to claim to be more intelligent than the other person.
what do we have nowadays ? games are played all through a persons life constantly via conversation . as with anything you practice constantly you get better and better and better at it .finally toward the end of your life you're at the grandmaster level of playing games by having conversations. remember here games not in the sense of you're being dishonest with me, but just any ordinary conversation like you're ordering a pizza. and another thing we play these games so often we become experts at them They ultimately become subconscious there's probably no breaking free of them. I remember Eric Berne in his book "games people play "' said "once you can drop games you have intimacy " I also like another thing , Einstein said God does not play dice with the universe. Hawking said God not only plays dice with the universe, he/she/it sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen.
And someone else came along and said once you have no dice, you can't play games.

[Don Stockbauer]

The one I like is "we need more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. We want plants to grow better "OK we're dumping 40,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide per year into the atmosphere. It's going to take a great effort to reduce that and hopefully reverse the amount, so if someone wants more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere to support plants well you've got a future world that's severely compromised and even perhaps all animals dead including humans but boy there will be certain species of plants that will really be growing well.

[Don Stockbauer]

"It's 100°F outside right now, that's 6873° with the heat index."

[Don Stockbauer]

Nguyen Putin re-gains all this territory, is he really going to want it all being scorched black and buildings all destroyed and radioactive and everything?

[Don Stockbauer]

Doctors keep you sick in order to make more money.
A mechanic charges you $500 for a two dollar repair. What's wrong with this picture? What's the cure?

[Don Stockbauer]

your friend leaves you they're not returning your messages so you decide to keep writing and writing and writing. You Keep trying to convince them that they should come back to you as a friend. that might happen. What , maybe a millionth of 1% of the time?

[Don Stockbauer]

you have a really good friend. If you get on the phone together you'll talk for hours and hours. that's the trouble. You both realize that if you phone one another you'll spend all that time so you wind up not communicating.

That restaurant is so busy no one goes there anymore.

[Don Stockbauer]

I want to apologize to Gail Renick for enduring some truly awful jokes I told her at computer sciences corporation at Johnson space Center around the year 1985 because she could've easily got me fired.

[Don Stockbauer]

We'll never get away from having to use money, but we can sure teach children to use it fairly.

[Don Stockbauer]

I had a colonoscopy yesterday. Everything came out fine, next one is 10 years from now if I'm alive. In the recovery room there was this nurse and she encouraged patients to fart. Maybe that's like an official classification for nurses, it's a specialty a nurse can go into which is to encourage recovering colonoscopy patients to fart.

[Don Stockbauer]

I heard this fellow propose a really wonderful punishment for abortion. He said that both the woman and the person performing the abortion should be executed as co-conspirators.

[Don Stockbauer]

What will probably be the death of this planet is the number of no's and the number of silences we encounter. See Simon and Garfunkel"s song "Sounds of Silence."

[Don Stockbauer]

You look around you and say "I don't see any evidence of the global brain" and that's because it's formed from totally ordinary things.

[Don Stockbauer]

on my iPhone, you have to change it from portrait to landscape to find the option for paging . wouldnt it have been nice in the old Univac days of machines that took up a whole floor of a building that you had to turn it on its side to do anything ? three cheers for iPhone.

[Don Stockbauer]

Maybe we would have been better off if Humanity had been a lot stupider and had never developed nuclear weapons.

[Don Stockbauer]

When all was said and done, a lot more was said, than done.

[Don Stockbauer]

In this day and age of the New World Order, and One World, and the Global Brain which produces them, what are we doing waging a World War II type war?

[Don Stockbauer]

So people have asked me, what do you want , a nuclear war? No, the other option is no war.

"What is this place?"

"It's a cemetery we have for our war dead. Why do you look puzzled?"

"On my planet, there is no war."

[Don Stockbauer]

Today I received a notice from the IRS that they had changed my 2021 return and that I owe them $0.00. What I'm wondering is instead of that useless mailing why didn't they mail 1 million of them to me, which would cost them something like $500,000 or so , makes sense to me , sending one notice that I owe zero dollars is the same as sending 1 million notices that I owe a total of zero dollars .

[Don Stockbauer]

I think I have discovered what the telephone is for . The telephone is for calling someone and of course it always goes to voicemail and whoever you're calling doesn't want to talk to you and will never return your call, so it makes for like the telephone was never invented.

[Don Stockbauer]

Hell, make it a billion notices right away , or maybe a quadrillion , or a Google , or a googolplex. I'll still owe zero dollars

[Don Stockbauer]

You know, people block each other at the drop of a hat instead of talking things out so maybe what should be done is everyone on Earth should block everyone else and bring the System back to normal.

[Don Stockbauer]

This fellow has a four-year-old son ; he likes to read to him from a children's book . He points to a gopher and tells his child that's a tree; he points to a car and tells him that's a rat. The child is 36 years old now and still in first grade.

[Don Stockbauer]

If all the various projects to prevent climate change combine via the metasystem transition to form a very effective climate change metasystem, there may be some hope for us for the metasystem transition is extremely fast. We might not even recognize this metasystem for what it is.

[Don Stockbauer]

My father used to have a cute phrase: "I wish I was smart instead of so good looking."

[Don Stockbauer]

So how do we get past this? We're already seeing horribly hot summers from climate change. Next summer we'll have an additional 40,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide to heat things up , even more than this summer and so on and so on every summer thereafter. Are we going to reduce spewing carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, are we going to give up our cars, our jetliners , our coal fired electrical plants. No, it's our right to maintain the level of civilization we already have. Weasel out of this one.

[Don Stockbauer]

You know, the climate change situation is like the story I heard about the designer of the Titanic, he was on board when the ship struck the iceberg, and when he was told how many compartments were filling with water he went to the library and got a book out and waited to drown.

Please forgive me if I got any of that wrong.

Can't we all move way away from the equator??????

[Don Stockbauer]

I've heard 40,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide is an average figure for the amount humans put into the atmosphere in one year , but I wonder if there's a better estimate for the amount which will be put into the atmosphere between this summer and next summer and it should be fairly easy to model how much hotter next summer will be than this.

[Don Stockbauer]

it's a Saturday in Mudville, for Casey has struck out.