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ß.o.ß.
On Mon, 08 Mar 2004 18:53:25 -0500, Dowap outed the following highly
sensitive informashun:
> In article <MPG.1ab59d2ef...@news.comcast.giganews.com>,
> ß.o.ß. <spa...@outer.filth> wrote:
>
> > On 8 Mar 2004 03:23:42 GMT, dave hillstrom outed the following highly
> > sensitive informashun:
> >
> > > Soapy <yp...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> > > news:Xns94A5A7A...@207.14.113.17:
> > >
> > > <something>
> > >
> > > Soapy, dearest, of the 14 posts of yours i just browsed from here in the
> > > flonk, 13 of them were in response to dean, the total crazy. 13 of 14.
> > > and since i dont answer any posts that have dean as first attribution,
> > > thats precious little soapy fodder to answer. so, unless you start
> > > consorting with a fairer crowd, ill have to relegate you to the same place
> > > his posts go to, ie the shithole. not that you should care or anything,
> > > but i just dont have time to look through all those useless dean-ful
> > > posts/threads.
> >
> > Oh, nooo! Dave Hillstrom might not read Soapy's posts anymore. What
> > will we all do then?
>
> You sure seem to be upset. How else can one explain your 11 replies.
> Obviously Usenet as you know it has changed and you can't handle it.
Wait, am I in the right place? Hang on a minnit.....
,',',',',',',',',',','
Yeah..... see there on the door where it says "alt.flame?" *That's* how
I explain my 11 replies. Phew! For a minute there, I though I fucked
up and was in alt.whining.twats, but I'm in the right place..... maybe
*you're* in the wrong place, no? Now, before you reply, be v-e-r-y
v-e-r-y careful. I happen to be a member of Team Fuckhead, and am on
the Sooper Sekrit War Server (tinssws). Do you know what that means?
That means I could say really MEAN THINGS to you if I wanted to, instead
of just being condescending and sarcastic. Trust me, you *don't* want
to see me when I turn into Mister Shitty!
"It's only words,
and words are all I have,
to fuck up your whole day....."
--
ßrethern <sic> of ßenzeleskis
Dowap
ß.o.ß. <spa...@outer.filth> wrote:
Alt.flame, shouldn't you be flaming then, not just a flaming idiot?
ß.o.ß.
On Tue, 09 Mar 2004 08:09:44 -0500, Dowap outed the following highly
sensitive informashun:
> Alt.flame, shouldn't you be flaming then, not just flaming an idiot?
I fixed your typo..... you can thank me later.
--
ßrethern of ßenzeleskis
"I wonder if any of them knows what truth,
integrity, honesty or hypocrisy means."
-James "Irony Man" Benzeleski, while offering to trade
posts from the Sooper Sekrit Server for alt.flame votes.
Dowap
ß.o.ß. <spa...@outer.filth> wrote:
Oooooooohhhhhh! A post edit! How devestating bobby! You are good!
Sir Temple` Knight of OOTIKOF
Don't be posting HFW if you're not using msnTV .. carry on
somewhere-else.. or endure the rath of- aschrimp (Bogtrotter)
the Troll of the Bog..
(returned X`ed in kind)
Bogtrotter
learn to cuss, the ones you and Sir Obi said were the twerps that had a
flame war going? You guys were right. They couldn't light an intelligent
flame with a blowtorch and a can of gas.
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Bogtrotter
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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>
> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 11:43:49 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
> that...
>
> > Hey Temp, is this bunch of juvenile delusional tweakers who are trying
to
> > learn to cuss, the ones you and Sir Obi said were the twerps that had a
> > flame war going? You guys were right. They couldn't light an
intelligent
> > flame with a blowtorch and a can of gas.
>
> top post in my gr00p... it's not allowed. I'm overlooking it this once
> because you didn't know, but don't do it again or I'll make you my new
> bitch.
>
Say there, Mister Looneytick. I be just the messenger. You sound like a man
in love. Temp say you axe lak a man who been a bitch an now yo want yo own
bitch. Temp say yo git all yo homeys together an the big'uns pair off an the
little'uns bunch up and him an Sir Obi gone skin all yo little ho asses. If
I be yo, I take them at they word. They both be mean muthas.
Like I said, I'm just delivering the message. They also said, only
delusional tweakers crosspost all over the net and mess up their flame ng.
> --
> Checkmate
> Copyright 2004
> all rights reserved
Bogtrotter
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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>
> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 11:43:49 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
> that...
>
to
> > learn to cuss, the ones you and Sir Obi said were the twerps that had a
> > flame war going? You guys were right. They couldn't light an
intelligent
> > flame with a blowtorch and a can of gas.
>
> top post in my gr00p... it's not allowed. I'm overlooking it this once
> because you didn't know, but don't do it again or I'll make you my new
> bitch.
Yo! Momma! How come yo be needin a bitch? You been a bitch an now yo be
wantin yo own bitch? Yo hemorrhoids be botherin yo? Temp say he make yo
forget that bitch shit. Him and Sir Obi say git all yo homeys together, the
big'uns pair off and the little'uns bunch up and they gone kick all you puny
little ho asses.
Hey! I'm just the messenger.
Bogtrotter
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>
> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 12:52:02 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
> same post twice. Whatsamatter... you finally figured out the first one
> wasn't good enough? I got news for you... the second one wasn't any
> better. Now take your scrawny little bog-trottin' ass on out of here
> and find a clue before you even think about coming back.
>
Naw. Don't get your little bowels in a downpour. Sometimes when dealing with
inferiors, it is necessary to present them with several options. In case
they are too dense to comprehend the first option...or they had their heads
up their asses and missed the call.
Hey! You're dissing the wrong guy. I'm just trying to spare you pussies
the misery Old Temp and Sir Obi will lay on you when they get wound up. By
the way, Lamer is a word that went passe several years ago. You need some
new material. Try watching Sesame Street. They have lots of stuff
appropriate to your situation.
Bogtrotter
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge>
Snipped for substance....Deciphered for clarity.
> "I know people who can kiss your ass!"
No. Thanks for the offer, but no thanks.
The Prophat
wrote:
>Option #1: You can continue reading.
>Option #2: You can fuck off.
>
What's up Check? Long time. WB here.
>
>> Hey! You're dissing the wrong guy. I'm just trying to spare you pussies
>> the misery Old Temp and Sir Obi will lay on you when they get wound up.
>
>"I know people who can kick your ass!"
>
>
>> By the way, Lamer is a word that went passe several years ago.
>
>Damn, why wasn't I notified? What do they call guys like you now?
>
>
>> You need some
>> new material. Try watching Sesame Street. They have lots of stuff
>> appropriate to your situation.
>
>How do you know?
Bogtrotter
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>
> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 17:41:19 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
> that...
>
> >
> Begone, Bogtrotter... you're not worthy.
>
>
> --
> Checkmate
> Copyright 2004
> all rights reserved
What's the matter, Kid? You can't keep up? Keeping up with all your
important copyrights slowing you down? Gotta be a heavy burden, with all
the profundity you spew. BWA !
Bogtrotter
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>
> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 20:26:46 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
> that...
>
> >
> > "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1ab987aad...@news.alt.net...
> > >
> > > On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 17:41:19 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
> > > that...
> > >
> > > >
> > > > "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> > > >
> > > > Snipped for substance....Deciphered for clarity.
> > > >
> > > > > "I know people who can kiss your ass!"
> > > >
> > > > No. Thanks for the offer, but no thanks.
> > >
> > > Awww... all that, and the best you could do was a snip and a post
edit?
> > > Begone, Bogtrotter... you're not worthy.
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > Checkmate
> > > Copyright 2004
> > > all rights reserved
> >
> > What's the matter, Kid? You can't keep up?
>
> flames. Why don't you trot on over to alt.disney and try your luck?
>
>
> --
> Checkmate
> Copyright 2004
> all rights reserved
alt.disney, eh? That figures. You struck me as a Mickey Mouse kind of kid.
Got your big ears on? Aw Shit! I made you cry.
Bogtrotter
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>
> On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 00:13:27 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
Hope you're not a floater.
The Prophat
wrote:
>
>On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 03:16:48 GMT, The Prophat put forth the notion
>that...
>
>> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 17:03:34 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >Option #1: You can continue reading.
>> >Option #2: You can fuck off.
>> >
>> What's up Check? Long time. WB here.
>
>I'm just slapping this Bugfodder d00d around. How ya been?
I been good, I got my son here in Colo. with me now. Single dad and
all that. Not much time to troll about.
BTW... Where do you find these guppys?
Bogtrotter
"The Prophat" <me...@hol.com> wrote in message
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Sad. Pretending to be an adult with kids. Perhaps someday, when you are old
enough to stop shooting blanks. And..you can buy guppies at the pet store.
Watch out though. They might bite you. Weemba has better flamers than these
little twits.
Bogtrotter
Prophet. Lay off that fast food and get some exercise.
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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>
> On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 13:30:27 GMT, The Prophat put forth the notion
> that...
>
> > On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 20:18:05 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 03:16:48 GMT, The Prophat put forth the notion
> > >that...
> > >
> > >> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 17:03:34 -0800, Checkmate
<Lunati...@The.Edge>
> > >> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> >Option #1: You can continue reading.
> > >> >Option #2: You can fuck off.
> > >> >
> > >> What's up Check? Long time. WB here.
> > >
> > >I'm just slapping this Bugfodder d00d around. How ya been?
>
> > I been good, I got my son here in Colo. with me now. Single dad and
> > all that. Not much time to troll about.
> >
> > BTW... Where do you find these guppys?
>
> This one showed up in alt.flame. He must have slipped under the velvet
> rope when the bouncers weren't looking, because he has no skillz (unless
> you consider snips and post edits skill).
The Prophat
>Sad. Pretending to be an adult with kids. Perhaps someday,
You'll grow up and be able to run with the big boys?
Dream on.
The Prophat
<asch...@comcast.net> wrote:
>A Prophat is either a kid who hasn't yet learned to spell...or a Phat
>Prophet. Lay off that fast food and get some exercise.
Hey ya top posting moron, was that an example of your elite flaiming
ability?
Bogtrotter
should take a break and wait for your second wind. I don't want you to wear
out..before we wear you out. Squashing kids like you is good practice for
serious stuff. Now, have you tried sports to help you relax? You strike me
as one who would make a good javelin catcher.
"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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>
> On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 13:16:09 -0800, Bogtrotter put forth the notion
> that...
>
> > A Prophat is either a kid who hasn't yet learned to spell...or a Phat
> > Prophet. Lay off that fast food and get some exercise.
>
> Hey Bugfucker, stop trying to hump our legs... you're likely to get
> drop-kicked.
Bogtrotter
"The Phat Prophet" <me...@hol.com> wrote in message
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>
> >Sad. Pretending to be an adult with kids. Perhaps someday,
>
>
> You'll grow up and be able to run with the big boys?
>
> Dream on.
Hi there Phat. If the big boys tease you, you just remind them you are happy
with your body.
The Prophat
<asch...@comcast.net> wrote:
>Young fellow, you are starting to exhibit symptoms of stress. Perhaps you
>should take a break and wait for your second wind. I don't want you to wear
>out..before we wear you out. Squashing kids like you is good practice for
>serious stuff. Now, have you tried sports to help you relax? You strike me
>as one who would make a good javelin catcher.
>
So that's a flame? Uh yeah!....OK
There is no " US "
There is you, you're alone. No one likes you.
The Prophat
Do you read what you post? Or maybe you're drinking again?
I stopped drinking.
I'm going to let this last response from you go...Considering your
mentality and age. But please try to at least make some sense.
HTH
Bogtrotter
feel you have suffered a loss of dignity. Believe me, that's not true. You
have only had your vanity bruised a little. Whatever dignity you had may
still be salvaged by admitting your inferiority and bowing to superior
forces. Now if you keep on with your whining and pouting, people will think
you really are just an insignificant little twerp and you can kiss your
dignity goodbye. Perhaps you could ask one of the toughs in Junior High to
teach you how to cuss more effectively. I nwish you well.
"The Phat Prophet" <me...@hol.com> wrote in message
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Bogtrotter
think maybe they got grounded? Bet their parents caught them going blind.
Whaddya think?
The Prophat
Or maybe since you stop taking the bait they left for fresher waters?
Bogtrotter
"Fresh waters" Good metaphor for a place for kids to hide from the bad
boys.
Polka Bum
Is that what you are cupcake? Are you a bad boi?
Show us some of yer "bad" stuff.
Why did ya leave when I showed up? Ya skerred?
Checkie had you dancing like a monkey in the park.
>
Bogtrotter
"Polka Bum" < tean...@netzero.net > wrote in message
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Polka Bum. ROTFLMAO!! Fer Crissake, kid! That's Lawrence Welk stuff.
You're too young to be listening to that old crap. Give you some good
advice. Go back and take the 3rd grade over. You seem to have played hookie
when they taught spelling. Polka Bum, Huh? Naw, you're just a little bum,
who might grow up to be a big bum if you don't wreck your scooter. I bet you
and Phat and Chickie have some great circlejerks, eh? How did you kids do
with your scout cookie sales this year?
The Prophat
Hey Newbie, Yer pretty klooless about all this aint ya?
Florence of a Labia
On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 14:39:06 -0800, something funny zoomed right over
Bogtrotter's head:
>
> "Polka Bum" < tean...@netzero.net > wrote in message
> news:31b41fa33602d4af...@news.teranews.com...
> > On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 14:14:28 -0800, "Bogtrotter"
> > <asch...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >"The Phat Prophet" <me...@hol.com> wrote in message
> > >news:b90aed755d542766...@news.teranews.com...
> > >> On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 13:57:25 -0800, "Bogtrotter"
> > >> <asch...@comcast.net> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >What do you reckon happened to little Phat boy and his pal Chickmate?
> > >You
> > >> >think maybe they got grounded? Bet their parents caught them going
> blind.
> > >> >Whaddya think?
> > >> >
> > >> Or maybe since you stop taking the bait they left for fresher waters?
> > >
> > >"Fresh waters" Good metaphor for a place for kids to hide from the bad
> > >boys.
> > >
> > Is that what you are cupcake? Are you a bad boi?
> > Show us some of yer "bad" stuff.
> > Why did ya leave when I showed up? Ya skerred?
> > Checkie had you dancing like a monkey in the park.
> > >
>
> Polka Bum. ROTFLMAO!! Fer Crissake, kid! That's Lawrence Welk stuff.
You think that's funny? What's even funnier, is you didn't get the
joke, Retardo.
--
Love,
Florence
Bogtrotter
"Florence of a Labia" <fin...@lickin.good> wrote in message
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Shouldn't that be Flappers of your Labia? I bet they hang to your knees.
Now that's real cheesy. Bwaaaa! Hey Temp, You reckon this is a female twit?
Wonder if her and little Chickie and Pokie Butt trade clothes. I bet when
some bad boy comes along, Phatboy and the rest run and hide in the Flappers.
Doc Pr¤cto
On Fri, 12 Mar 2004, Bogtrotter tried to fart and shit his pants.....
Jeez, what a clueless n00bie. And who's this "Temp" guy you keep
talking to, who never answers... one of the voices in your tiny little
pinhead?
--
Doc Pr¤cto
"I know an asshole when I see one"
The Prophat
Reckon he didn't see the movie either.
The Prophat
>
>Shouldn't that be Flappers of your Labia? I bet they hang to your knees.
>Now that's real cheesy. Bwaaaa! Hey Temp, You reckon this is a female twit?
>Wonder if her and little Chickie and Pokie Butt trade clothes. I bet when
>some bad boy comes along, Phatboy and the rest run and hide in the Flappers.
>
>
>
But for now I'm laffing@you trying to get help. Ya reckon this "Temp"
will pull you out of this mess?
Bogtrotter
> "I know an asshole when I see one"
Of course he does. To see is to know. All he has to do is look at Flappers
of the Labia, Chickie, Phatboy, and in the mirror.
Phony addies for phony phatties.