I'll go you one better.
How did Mr. Chung find out that "the ejaculate from satan has the
consistency and smell of emesis"? Maybe Courtney Brown is Satan,
instructing Andy to stay on Usenet day and night to make Xians look
like lunatics. He just takes breaks to service his dark overlord.
> I really should learn to trim my gonads....
No one cares.
He gargles it between seeing imginary patients in his basement.