Stephen King takes a shining to J.K. Rowling's delightfully dark Harry
Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Volume 5 of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series finds our hero and his
friends cramming for (and agonizing over) their end-of-term exams,
known at Hogwarts School as O.W.L.s (Ordinary Wizarding Levels). Of
course, Harry has a few other things on his plate 末 the growing
menace of Voldemort, a.k.a. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, and his serious
crush on the beautiful Cho Chang are only two of them 末 but here, in
the spirit of the exam motif, are some questions (and answers) of my
own. The first is the most important...and may, in the end, be only
one that matters in what is probably the most review-proof book to
come along since a little best-seller called the Bible.
1. Is Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix as good as the other
Harry Potter books?
No. This one is actually quite a bit better. The tone is darker, and
this has the unexpected 末 but very pleasing 末 effect of making
Rowling's wit and playful black humor shine all the brighter. Where
but in the world of Jo Rowling would one find deadly supernatural
beings and their frightening familiars existing side by side with
empty gloves that twiddle their thumbs impatiently, not to mention
enchanted interdepartmental memos that fly from floor to floor in the
Ministry of Magic as paper airplanes?
2. Are there spoilers in this review?
Spoilers from a novelist who thinks the best dust-jacket flap copy
ever written was "[Gore Vidal's] Duluth tears the lid off Dallas"?
Perish the thought! But even if there were spoilers, would it matter?
I'm betting that by the time this piece sees print, 90 percent of the
world's Potter maniacs will have finished the novel and will be
starting their letters to Ms. Rowling asking when volume 6 will be
ready.
3. You say this one's better than The Prisoner of Azkaban, better than
The Goblet of Fire, is there still room for improvement?
Heavens, yes. In terms of Ms. Rowling's imagination 末 which should be
insured by Lloyd's of London (or perhaps the Incubus Insurance
Company) for the 2 or 3 billion dollars it will ultimately be worth
over the span of her creative liftime, which should be long 末 she is
now at the absolute top of her game. As a writer, however, she is
often careless (characters never just put on their clothes; they
always get "dressed at top speed") and oddly, almost sweetly,
insecure. The part of speech that indicates insecurity ("Did you
really hear me? Do you really understand me?") is the adverb, and Ms.
Rowling seems to have never met one she didn't like, especially when
it comes to dialogue attribution. Harry's godfather, Sirius, speaks
"exasperatedly"; Mrs. Weasley (mother of Harry's best friend, Ron)
speaks "sharply"; Tonks (a clumsy which with punked-up, particolor
hair) speaks "earnestly." As for Harry himself, he speaks quietly,
automatically, nervously, slowly, and often 末 given his current case
of raving adolescence 末 ANGRILY.
These minor flaws in diction are endearing rather than annoying; they
are the logical side effect of a natural storyteller who is obviously
bursting with crazily vivid ideas and having the time of her life. Yet
Ms. Rowling could do better, and for the money, probably should. In
any case, there's no need for all those adverbs (he said firmly),
which pile up at the rate of 8 or 10 a page (over 870 pages, that
comes to almost a novella's length of -ly words). Because, really 末
we hear, we understand, we enjoy. If the sales figures show nothing
else, they show that. And if by the end of chapter 3 we don't know
that Harry Potter is one utterly, completely, and pervasively angry
young man, we haven't been paying attention.
4. There's been a lot of discussion 末 some of it pretty warm 末 about
whether or not kids, especially those under the age of 10, should be
reading these novels, which contain vivid scenes of grief, terror,
death, and even torture. What's your take on this?
My take on it is my mother's, actually. She used to say, "If they're
old enough to understand what they're reading and to enjoy what
they're understanding, leave 'em alone 末 it keeps 'em out from
underfoot." I also subscribe to her corollary: "If it gives 'em
nightmares, take it away."
The first couple of Potters were PGs. Azkaban and Goblet of Fire were
PG-13s, and Phoenix makes it under the PG-13 by the skin of its
teeth...or its fangs. Would I give these books to my own kids, were
they still 9, 7, and 5? Yes, and without hesitation. The suspense here
is never prurient; the scares are more than balanced off by the simple
decency of Harry, Ron, and Hermione. If teaching life lessons is one
of the jobs books do, then the Potter novels teach some fine ones
about how to behave under pressure. And Rowling never preaches. Harry
and his friends strike me as real children, not proto-Christian tin
gods out of a Sunday-school comic book. Hogwarts School is a long way
from Bob Jones University, which is one of the reasons right-wingers
decry the books.
A more interesting question is when did Ms. Rowling stop writing the
stories for chidren and start writing them for everyone, as Mark Twain
did when he moved from Tom Sawyer to Huckleberry Finn and Lews Carroll
did when he moved from Alice in Wonderland to Through the
Looking-Glass? I'm guessing it was a process 末 most subconscioius 末
that began with volume 3 (Azkaban) and hit warp speed in volume 4
(Goblet of Fire). By the time we finish The Order of the Phoenix, with
its extraordinary passages of fear and despair, the distinction
between "children's literature" and plain old "literature" has ceased
to exist. The latest Potter adventure could be The Cather in the Rye,
minus the dirty words and the drinking...or maybe just the dirty
words: Just what the hell is butterbeer, anyway?
5. What's the best thing about Harry Potter and the Order of the
Phoenix?
This one's a slam dunk. A great fantasy novel can't exist without a
great villain, and while You-Know-Who (sure we do: Lord Voldemort) is
a little too far out in the supernatural ozone to qualify, the new
Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts does just fine in
this regard. The gently smiling Dolores Umbridge, with her girlish
voice, toadlike face, and clutching, stubby fingers, is the greatest
make-believe villain to come along since Hannibal Lecter. One needn't
be a child to remember The Really Scary Teacher, the one who terrified
us so badly that we dreaded the walk to school in the morning, and we
turn the pages partly in fervent hopes that she will get her
comeuppance...but also in growing fear of what she will get up to
next. For surely a teacher capable of banning Harry Potter from
playing Quidditch is capable of anything.
6. Last, but not least, how good are these books? How good are they,
really?
One can only guess...assuming, that is, one doesn't have access to
Dumbledore's wonderful Pensieve Glass. My own feeling is that they are
much better than Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy, which is
their only contemporary competitor. Will kids (and adults as well)
still be wild about Harry 100 years from now, or 200? My best guess is
that he will indeed stand time's test and wind up on a shelf where
only the best are kept; I think Harry will take his place with Alice,
Huck, Frodo, and Dorothy, and this is one series not just for the
decade, but for the ages.
Good Review
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Michael Smith
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LOL!
I thought it was quite good, actually, responding with an AOL to your
comment ;-)
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