funny bumper sticker...
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the q is silent
>just say no to sex with pro lifers!
That's too overtly political and forced to really be funny. My favorite bumper
sticker will always be:
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus.
Jyqm
"We learned more from a three-minute record
Than we ever did in school"
Jenn
>That's too overtly political and forced to really be funny. My favorite
>bumper
>sticker will always be:
>
>Honk If You Think I'm Jesus.
you know those bumper stickers that say "my child is an honor student"? well i
saw one once that said:
"my child beat up your honor student."
i was amused
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dont live here no mo
>saw one once that said:
>"my child beat up your honor student."
"my child sold your honor student the answers"
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So Typical
>>
>>just say no to sex with pro lifers!
>
>That's too overtly political and forced to really be funny. My favorite
>bumper
>sticker will always be:
>
>Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
i saw one when i was in seattle that said "Sex can wait, go fuck yourself"
and another said "You shouldn't be this close to my ass unless you're a
hemroid" not necessarily funny, but...different.
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miss jess
>you know those bumper stickers that say "my child is an honor student"? well
>i
>saw one once that said:
>"my child beat up your honor student."
I LOVE THAT ONE!
another one of my favs is "your child may be an honor student but youre still
an idiot"
Everywhere To Me
>>you know those bumper stickers that say "my child is an honor student"?
>well
Yeah that's my mom's favorite one too.
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Jenn
>I LOVE THAT ONE!
>
>another one of my favs is "your child may be an honor student but youre still
>an idiot"
ROTFLMAO
rocknroller n outtacontroller
lmao ;x
sex can wait, masturbate!
[cj]
Sarandipidy
it will be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the
air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
Sarandipidy
>
whoa i just saw that one today for the first time! hehe weird!
Pam
>i
>saw one once that said:
>"my child beat up your honor student."
>
>i was amused
my mom used to have one that said "My child was inmate of the month at county
jail." There's a website with a lot of them on it...
http://www.internetbumperstickers.com
Pam
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Pam
>>"my child beat up your honor student."
>>
>
>whoa i just saw that one today for the first time! hehe weird!
wow for the first time? LOL I've seen that one a thousand times.
the q is silent
That's great! I want that one.
the q is silent
>
>>That's too overtly political and forced to really be funny. My favorite
>>bumper
>>sticker will always be:
>>
>>Honk If You Think I'm Jesus.
>
>
>you know those bumper stickers that say "my child is an honor student"? well
>i
>saw one once that said:
>"my child beat up your honor student."
>
>i was amused
Those are everywhere now, so they're not even remotely humourous anymore. It's
time ot take it to the next level. Personally, I'm waiting for the "My Mom
Fucked Your Honor Student" sticker.
Seatown Alia
"bush cheated" (a bush/cheney sticker changed so the end of cheney's name is
'ated')
one out of four babies lives.
(pro life sticker with pic of cute babies)
and i saw this one today on a truck..
"just do me" (like a nike sticker)
-Alia
"goo-bye, goo-bye, goo-bye
goo-bye, goo-bye, goo-bye
goo-byeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Indie that cool chick
>(pro life sticker with pic of cute babies)
I don't get it...
Indie
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TEACHER: ...and the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a
beautiful swan. So you see children, there is hope for anyone.
BART: Even me?
TEACHER: No.
Iet it roll
lmao
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Jenn
>and i saw this one today on a truck..
>
>"just do me" (like a nike sticker)
i used to have a tshirt... that had a joint, with the smoke curving up like a
nike symbol, and the slogan read "just doob it" hahahahahahahahaha
tam rocks
>Fucked Your Honor Student"
rofl. That'd be so great.
I got four people today asking me where I got my "Fashion sucks" wifebeater,
and I had to explain it was homemade. (I'd pulled a Taylor and just written it
on there with permanent marker.)
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Seatown Alia
>>(pro life sticker with pic of cute babies)
>I don't get it...
>Indie
opps, I wrote it incorrectly. I totally forget what it said now! AH!
What whatever it said meant that every 4th pregnancy is terminated (not that 3
out of 4 are aborted, my bad).
Heather
>and I had to explain it was homemade. (I'd pulled a Taylor and just written
>it
>on there with permanent marker.)
>
has anyone seen "graffiti" clothes? they have designers scribbling on clothes
and selling them for hundreds of dollars, ugh
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"Due to Jakob's ability to carry
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shay la dee dah
>>and I had to explain it was homemade.
lol I was thisclose to buying the French Connection one that says "FCUK
Fashion" but I got the "FCUK" plain one instead. You're makin my shirt next
time, Tamahooch
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>well
>>i
>>saw one once that said:
>>"my child beat up your honor student."
>>
>>i was amused
There are like no bumper stickers in my town:( All the rich snobs don't like to
mess up their cars.
*melissa
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dont live here no mo
>and selling them for hundreds of dollars, ugh
and the shirts with the safety pins.
jeez just buy a plain shirt, rip it up, throw some safety pins on it, and
voila! i bet it would cost at like 20 bucks cheaper than that crap you can buy
in stores
The Blonde
>>>"my child beat up your honor student."
>>>
>>>i was amused
I bought my mom that one, but she wouldn't put it on her car hah... she hung it
up at home though. :P
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IrishAngel2002
>Fashion"
I have that shirt. :-)
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Jenn
>I got four people today asking me where I got my "Fashion sucks" wifebeater,
>and I had to explain it was homemade. (I'd pulled a Taylor and just written
>it
>on there with permanent marker.)
rotflmao that rocks
the girl at the ROCKshow
>voila!
My friend Betsy does that. She goes a little overboard with it though. We go to
a Catholic school, so we have uniforms, and she tries to make her uniform look
punk by putting pins and stuff on it. It's quite amusing because she gets into
trouble everyday for it hehe.
-Laura
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Jennavieve
lately?" i want that man..haha my friend krissi REALLY needs that sticker,lol
Jenna
THANKYOU
THANKYOU
THANKYOU
Have A Nice Day...
Pam
>lately?"
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
or
one tequila, two tequila, three keteela, floor.
Indie that cool chick
I saw one today that said "God, Please Save me from your followers" HAHA that
was funny. The same person had "keep your laws of my body"
tam rocks
I want to make a bumper sticker that says "Thank God I'm atheist."
I'll just write it on another one of my cool wifebeaters :P
the q is silent
>>I saw one today that said "God, Please Save me from your followers" HAHA
>
>I want to make a bumper sticker that says "Thank God I'm atheist."
Better: "God doesn't believe in me."
miss mystery
There are like no bumper stickers in my town:( All the rich snobs don't like to
mess up their cars.
>>
same here...
"Hey there you are!"
" Do i know you man?"
"No::points:: but there you are."
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dont be so openminded that your brains fall out - albus dumbledore
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Pam
"I was an atheist until I realized I AM GOD!"
AMillionSighs
who wants to bet that that's on scott moffatt's car.
¤Jenn¤
tam rocks
Haha.. The sad part is you're probably right.
|-Tam-|
"Tell me now, who is my saving one:
Jesus, or a gun?"
AMillionSighs
lol I know
¤Jenn¤
The Bumper Sticker Man
Hey there... You can create a single bumper sticker on-line that says
anything you like (including that message), they can be magnetic,
adhesive, or held with suction cups, and they can be from just a few
inches to over six feet long...
http://www.MakeMyBumperSticker.com
The Bumper Sticker Man
Jenn
>ok i want this sticker it says "tequilla..have you hugged you're toliet
>lately?" i want that man..haha my friend krissi REALLY needs that sticker,lol
>Jenna
they have these posters at spenser's gift that have these old fashioned cartoon
ads that say things like that. i've seen ones like:
beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862
tequila, have you hugged your toilet today?
sex, two people short of a threesome! (orsomethinglikethat)
beer, helping white men dance since 1842
ahhh there were other fun ones, but i forget them all... there was one about
coffee, where the guys eyes are all wide and he looks like he's on crack lol
they crack me up
The Bumper Sticker Man
Those are everywhere now, so they're not even remotely humourous
anymore. It's
time ot take it to the next level. Personally, I'm waiting for the "My
Mom
Fucked Your Honor Student" sticker.
Jyqm
"We learned more from a three-minute record
Than we ever did in school"
Hey there,
You can create a single bumper sticker on-line that says anything you
like, including that message... if you've got the guts t display it!
http://www.MakeMyBumperSticker.com
This is what comes up by searching for "Honor Student" in their
catalog:
MY CHILD CAN BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT
MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT THE STATE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY
MY CHILD SLEPT WITH YOUR HONOR STUDENT
MY KID BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR HONOR STUDENT
MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT
MY KID HAD SEX WITH YOUR HONOR STUDENT
YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT!
YOUR KID'S AN HONOR STUDENT, BUT YOU'RE A MORON
The Bumper Sticker Man
"THOSE WHO CAST THE VOTES DECIDE NOTHING. THOSE WHO COUNT THE VOTES
DECIDE EVERYTHING." - JOSEPH STALIN
IrishAngel2002
my brother & his friend have that in their dorm room. they are such dorks,
lol. but it's SO true, especially for them. :X
hotness
>my brother
you mean my future boyfriend Mark?
ah yes ;)
~Nessi~
"..Closer to where I started
chasing after you
I'm falling even more in love with you
letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you.."-Lifehouse
IrishAngel2002
>
>you mean my future boyfriend Mark?
>
>ah yes ;)
hehe that would be the one. :-) Cutie patootie he is-- but I don't know if I
approve of his beer lights & beer poster yet- I gotta go down & check it out
;-)
Robert Staton
have ones that say "My child killed your entire family, haha!"
"Pam" <secr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >>"my child beat up your honor student."
> >>
> >
> >whoa i just saw that one today for the first time! hehe weird!
>
> wow for the first time? LOL I've seen that one a thousand times.
hotness
>approve of his beer lights & beer poster yet- I gotta go down & check it out
I think you should, hehe just to make sure..
and hmm maybe he has hottie friends? =x
Pam
I read that as "beer, helping ugly people have sex since Blink 182"
Pam
My sister had one that said "This delinquent is having sex with your honor
student"
Jenn
>>beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862
>
>I read that as "beer, helping ugly people have sex since Blink 182"
> Pam
rotflmao that would be interesting hahahahaha
Pam
>> Pam
>
>
>rotflmao that would be interesting hahahahaha
I know... but I was trying to figure out what it meant LOL
IrishAngel2002
>
>and hmm maybe he has hottie friends? =x
ummmm ahem, yeah he has hottie friends. oh yeah... but let's not go there.
because I'm 21...
they're 18-19
umyeah :X haha