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Bruce Atchison - author

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Nov 24, 2009, 12:20:23 PM11/24/09
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Hello folks of world and world of folks;

I just visited http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lurgy and it's doing just fine.
To keep the page from being lonely, please visit it too. You never know, it
might come in useless.

Sincerely,

Bruce Atchison - ex-Spon Plague sufferer now that it's winter.


chorl...@gmail.com

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Dec 2, 2009, 11:25:56 PM12/2/09
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On Nov 24, 11:20 am, "Bruce Atchison - author" <batchi...@mcsnet.ca>
wrote:

> Hello folks of world and world of folks;
>
> I just visitedhttp://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lurgyand it's doing just fine.

> To keep the page from being lonely, please visit it too.  You never know, it
> might come in useless.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bruce Atchison - ex-Spon Plague sufferer now that it's winter.

Remember, Neddy, that spon is a soft porous metal, mined in agony by
the inhabitants of the Urals....


David

Bill Taylor

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Dec 10, 2009, 11:56:15 PM12/10/09
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> Remember, Neddy, that spon is a soft porous metal, mined in agony by
> the inhabitants of the Urals....

Has it NEVER occurred to any of you that SPON
is just NOPS spelled backwards? Eh!!?

You must watch these things you know....

-- 'nok

Ophelia

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Dec 11, 2009, 7:05:11 AM12/11/09
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"Bill Taylor" <w.ta...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


major dennis bloodnok, coward & bar

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Dec 11, 2009, 1:34:32 PM12/11/09
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> Has it NEVER occurred to any of you that SPON
> is just NOPS spelled backwards? Eh!!?

i knows a bald-headed old woman called rattler blotts. let that be a lesson to
you ...

http://bloodnok.net/wav/ratlablutz.wav


--
non cognito ergo goon - try http://bloodnok.net/ for some goon snippets ...

Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)

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Dec 12, 2009, 5:33:21 PM12/12/09
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Please, madam, don't do that.
It's just a little rubber doggie, the sort you can but in any green
grocer's shop.

Ophelia

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Dec 13, 2009, 6:46:19 AM12/13/09
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"Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" <lao...@spam.cox.net> wrote in message
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Oh dear. Ought I to have saided it backwards?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Frederick Williams

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:47:23 AM12/16/09
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"Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" wrote:

> It's just a little rubber doggie, the sort you can but in any green
> grocer's shop.

What about other hues of grocer? Yes, what about them?

--
Pigeons were widely suspected of secret intercourse with the
enemy; counter-measures included the use of British birds of
prey to intercept suspicious pigeons in mid-air.
Christopher Andrew, 'Defence of the Realm', Allen Lane

MartinS

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Dec 16, 2009, 10:48:39 AM12/16/09
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Frederick Williams <frederick...@tesco.net> wrote:
> "Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" wrote:
>
>> It's just a little rubber doggie, the sort you can but in any green
>> grocer's shop.
>
> What about other hues of grocer? Yes, what about them?

What does a person's colour matter? ;-)

--
Martin S.

Ophelia

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Dec 16, 2009, 12:15:12 PM12/16/09
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"MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote in message
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If my hue was green, it would matter to me!


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Roger the Saurus

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Dec 16, 2009, 1:00:03 PM12/16/09
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"Ophelia" <oph...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote in message
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Didn't he present "Double your money"?
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)


Ophelia

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Dec 16, 2009, 1:05:31 PM12/16/09
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"Paul Martin" <p...@nowster.org.uk> wrote in message
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> In article <7osit9F...@mid.individual.net>,
> Not only that, but you wouldn't be ripe.

Heaven forfend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ophelia

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Dec 16, 2009, 1:05:53 PM12/16/09
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"Roger the Saurus" <roge...@bollix.btinternet.com> wrote in message
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heh... do he did:))


MartinS

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Dec 16, 2009, 1:32:08 PM12/16/09
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"Roger the Saurus" <roge...@bollix.btinternet.com> wrote:
> "Ophelia" <oph...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote...
>> "MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote...
>>> Frederick Williams <frederick...@tesco.net> wrote:
>>>> "Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> It's just a little rubber doggie, the sort you can but in any green
>>>>> grocer's shop.
>>>>
>>>> What about other hues of grocer? Yes, what about them?
>>>
>>> What does a person's colour matter? ;-)
>>
>> If my hue was green, it would matter to me!
>
> Didn't he present "Double your money"?

...and I mean that most sincerely, folks!

--
Martin S.

Judith

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Dec 16, 2009, 4:31:21 PM12/16/09
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In article <7osit9F...@mid.individual.net>,
"Ophelia" <oph...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote:

It isn't easy being green.
(Someone had to say it!)

Kermit

Silence, Singiz, or I'll spread curry powder up your loincloth.
-Bloodnok

Bill Taylor

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Dec 16, 2009, 11:15:55 PM12/16/09
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On Dec 17, 6:15 am, "Ophelia" <ophe...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote:

> If my hue was green, it would matter to me!

I don't recall meeting Hugh Green, but I did once see Hugh Jampton.

Now THAT was worth an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

-- SPON-bill


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Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)

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Dec 17, 2009, 1:02:27 AM12/17/09
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I have four fend! Do I hear five fend? Five fend anyone? Yes, the
goon in the back. Six? Do I hear six fend?

phil dittupp

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Dec 17, 2009, 4:04:19 AM12/17/09
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>>>> It's just a little rubber doggie, the sort you can but in any green
>>>> grocer's shop.
>>>
>>> What about other hues of grocer? Yes, what about them?
>>
>> What does a person's colour matter? ;-)
>
> If my hue was green, it would matter to me!
>
>


Seagoon: So, you were a greengrocer then?

Willum: Nah, mate, more a dirty yella colour.


Shirley Eton
(nah, I'm still hungry)
--
Nothing is ever so simple it can't go wr0ng. Al O'Peesha

phil dittupp

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Dec 17, 2009, 4:04:04 AM12/17/09
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"Ophelia" <oph...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote in message news:7osit9F...@mid.individual.net...
>

Ophelia

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Dec 17, 2009, 3:57:33 AM12/17/09
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"Bill Taylor" <w.ta...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message
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Oh cool:)))


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Nemo

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Mar 14, 2010, 10:09:09 AM3/14/10
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"Bruce Atchison - author" <batc...@mcsnet.ca> wrote in message
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I got Lurgi of the waterworks a few weeks ago. Urgent and painfu wee-wees,
constipation for around 4 days and it irritated the Vagas nerve and gave me
two kinds of palpitations!

When they finally gave me some Lactalose solution, the water level in the
Thames went up a foot! Whose foot I've no eye deer, but he didn'arf go
squelch, squelch, squelch on the way home!

That's how I know about em still not havin proper screens across the
cubicles in the first-on-the-left -type 'most iller and hurted' section of
Casualty at here . .

http://www.uclh.nhs.uk/

Nemo

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Mar 14, 2010, 10:10:36 AM3/14/10
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Inhabitants: Formicidę who've become monks.

Nemo

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeester: A very wide
backside?

Nemo

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Mar 14, 2010, 10:13:56 AM3/14/10
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"Paul Martin" <p...@nowster.org.uk> wrote in message
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> In article <UPjWm.97966$rE5....@newsfe08.iad>,

> Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman) wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>
>>> Heaven forfend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>> I have four fend! Do I hear five fend? Five fend anyone? Yes, the
>> goon in the back. Six? Do I hear six fend?
>
> It's not fair. You having all that fend for yourself.
>
> --
> Paul Martin <p...@nowster.org.uk>

It's like all those people in the States having a whole Massachusetts! Why
can't they just have one or two chusetts each like anybody else?

Dick Baker

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Mar 21, 2010, 4:48:15 PM3/21/10
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"Nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in
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>>
> I got Lurgi of the waterworks a few weeks ago. Urgent and painfu
> wee-wees, constipation for around 4 days and it irritated the Vagas
> nerve and gave me two kinds of palpitations!

You're thinking of the vagus nerve. The Vargas nerve, however, also
affects the wee wee, causing it to swell uncontrollably when you see
drawings of Sabrina.
--
--------------------------------------------
Dick Baker
(contact via http://goon.org/contact.php)

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