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CancerMan

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Oct 24, 2000, 10:50:46 PM10/24/00
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Help..please!!!
I have downloaded some mp3's from http://www.members.home.com/phyllishennig/
and the files seem to be corrupt, they play back but they sound like Darleks
from Dr.Who or are they meant to sound like that (lol)
the two files that are affected are "The Canal" and "The stolen Postman"...
I have downloaded both files twice in case they scrambled on the way down...
anyone else suffer from this ???
and can someone point me in the direction of better copies of these and any
other Goon shows...
I am also looking for GS Scripts 8-)

Thanks in advance
CancerMan


Scott Morris

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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CancerMan wrote:

> I have downloaded some mp3's from http://www.members.home.com/phyllishennig/
> and the files seem to be corrupt, they play back but they sound like Darleks
> from Dr.Who or are they meant to sound like that (lol)
> the two files that are affected are "The Canal" and "The stolen Postman"...

Oh, it sounds like they've been "cooked", buddy. What you need is the steam
powered, mud-throwing program "uncook.exe".

I think I may have a copy I can email you. Let me look in my steaming bucket
of stuff....

--
Scott - "What a wonderful butler, he's so violent."

CancerMan

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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Thanks Scott I know you meant well, but I have already tried to Uncook the
files,
I thought it may have been caused when I streamed the files down so I
re-downloaded them as a single stream and Noo Goooood was all I heard.. I
will try to find the files elsewhere I gues
Thanks Mate
CM

Rickety

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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"CancerMan" <pa...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
news:39f6...@newsserver1.picknowl.com.au...

I'm sure that its caused by the corialanus effect which is not caused by
having sea creatures up your bum, but as the result of the bits crossing the
equator and lining up in the wrong direction on your disc.

Trying removing the plug from the computer and try putting it in the other
way around.

Hmm (thinks) I don't think you can put an aussie plug in the other way it's
a funny three pronged thingy.

In that case try listening whilst sitting on a revolving chair
(anticlockwise of course)

--
Rick Lugg

DunxUK

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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>did you follow the 'The Goon Show Depository (GSD)' link. If you didn't
>then I suggest you have a butchers, as, coincidentally, you may come
>across the largest Goon Show collection that is publically available. :)
>

Remind me how to download MP3s from the non-existant GSD, or even how to
contact the site owner in order to buy the CDRs he is selling. I've tried both
and come up with zilcho. Is there any good links to Goon MP3s (i.e. ones that
people have actually /tried/ recently). :o)

Anon.

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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Rickety wrote:
>
> "CancerMan" <pa...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
> news:39f6...@newsserver1.picknowl.com.au...
> I'm sure that its caused by the corialanus effect which is not caused by
> having sea creatures up your bum, but as the result of the bits crossing the
> equator and lining up in the wrong direction on your disc.
>
I though the Corialanus effect was something to do with giving your
three daughters silly names. Or was that the Coriolus Effect.

Bob

Scott Morris

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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<Grytpype> Curse, I've given you the wrong answer. But, for a small
consideration you could have this bag containing the right answer. Say £50?

John Warden

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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Anon. wrote in message <39F6D555...@helsinki.fi>...

>Rickety wrote:
>>
>> "CancerMan" <pa...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:39f6...@newsserver1.picknowl.com.au...
>> I'm sure that its caused by the corialanus effect which is not caused by
>> having sea creatures up your bum, but as the result of the bits crossing
the
>> equator and lining up in the wrong direction on your disc.
>>
>I though the Corialanus effect was something to do with giving your
>three daughters silly names. Or was that the Coriolus Effect.
>


No, no, no.
The Coriolanus effect is what happens to the Oozlum Bird (qv). It describes
the process of going round and round in ever-decreasing circles until you
disappear up your own backside.
The phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole in the northern
hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere goes
clockwise, is the Coriolis effect.

John


Chris Maddock

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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Capt Hugh Jampton wrote:
>
> You just contacted the site owner - 'tis I!
>
> I've had a few problems with aol and my goons.cx address. The emails
> don't bounce, they just disappear into the bit bucket. I have no idea
> why. The best thing to do would be to fill in the form on the
> http://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/gsd.html page and an automagic reply will
> whizz it's way to you.
>

And I can thoroughly recommend the CDs that Kurt is offering. I bought a
set last year and still haven't managed to wear them out! The delivery
was very prompt and the recordings are great.
The only problem I found is that my MPTrip CD/MP3 player won't play them
because it can't understand 22KHz MP3 files, but that's hardly Kurt's
fault. If they were sampled at a higher frequency, he'd be needing to
supply them on 8 CDs!

KRs
Chris

Paul Winalski

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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John Warden wrote:
>
> The phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole in the northern
> hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere goes
> clockwise, is the Coriolis effect.

Actually, the phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole


in the northern hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the

southern hemisphere goes clockwise, is an urban legend.

--PSW

comte de jeeeem (thighs) moriarty

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Oct 25, 2000, 10:02:29 PM10/25/00
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it was Wed, 25 Oct 2000 15:06:31 GMT when Hugh_J...@scradge.moc (Capt Hugh
Jampton) abused bandwidth with:

>and an automagic reply will whizz it's way to you.

"whizz it is way to you?"

peculiar wot they teach at them grammerical skules...

time for another owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

goto http://bloodnok.homepage.com for owwwwwww,
and other noises...

Rickety

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Oct 26, 2000, 2:38:28 AM10/26/00
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"John Warden" <John....@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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>
> Anon. wrote in message <39F6D555...@helsinki.fi>...
> >Rickety wrote:
> >>
> >> "CancerMan" <pa...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:39f6...@newsserver1.picknowl.com.au...
> >> I'm sure that its caused by the corialanus effect which is not caused
by
> >> having sea creatures up your bum, but as the result of the bits
crossing
> the
> >> equator and lining up in the wrong direction on your disc.
> >>
> >I though the Corialanus effect was something to do with giving your
> >three daughters silly names. Or was that the Coriolus Effect.
> >
>
>
> No, no, no.
> The Coriolanus effect is what happens to the Oozlum Bird (qv). It
describes
> the process of going round and round in ever-decreasing circles until you
> disappear up your own backside.
> The phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole in the northern
> hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere goes
> clockwise, is the Coriolis effect.
>

Aw nuts, much more difficult to make a coriolis pun

--
Rick Lugg


Top_Catt

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Oct 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/26/00
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In article <8t71j4$e37$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>,
"John Warden" <John....@btinternet.com> wrote:

> No, no, no.
> The Coriolanus effect is what happens to the Oozlum Bird (qv). It
describes
> the process of going round and round in ever-decreasing circles until
you
> disappear up your own backside.
> The phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole in the northern
> hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere goes
> clockwise, is the Coriolis effect.
>

> John
>

BLUEBOTTLE: Ooohh, I remember dat! Beet-hoven writted a nice hovver-
ture about it. I will play it for you on my comb and tissue paper.

GRAMS: Incoming bomb. Loud explosion.

BLUEBOTTLE: Eueuhehhh! You have deaded me again, and you didn't even
wait to hear it! (Thinks: I'll never get to play at the Proms this way)

T.C.

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

Jim MacBrayne

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Oct 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/26/00
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On Wed, 25 Oct 2000 18:32:22 -0400, Paul Winalski
<wina...@LSPACE.zko.dec.com> uttered these words of wisdom:

>Actually, the phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole


>in the northern hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the

>southern hemisphere goes clockwise, is an urban legend.

A legend - is that the thingy that's at the end of your foot?

Jeeeem
Jim MacBrayne

The hardest trick is making it look easy

ma...@mimosa.csv.warwick.ac.uk

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Oct 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/26/00
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In article <444fvsk5fqpkg52nh...@4ax.com>,
sab...@twin.peaks.xxx writes:
>
>time for another owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

You swine, I wasn't ready for that. Look, it's gone all over me...

Martin

'I shall not speak! No words shall pass my lips! Beat me, torture me, burn
me with red-hot irons! I will not speak... until it hurts.'

ma...@mimosa.csv.warwick.ac.uk

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Oct 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/26/00
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In article <39F75F76...@lspace.zko.dec.com>,
Paul Winalski <wina...@LSPACE.zko.dec.com> writes:
>John Warden wrote:
>>
>> The phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole in the northern

>> hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere goes
>> clockwise, is the Coriolis effect.

>
>Actually, the phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole
>in the northern hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the
>southern hemisphere goes clockwise, is an urban legend.

What, even when it happens in the countryside?

Martin

'Stands still, tries to look brave, but knees shake, and fall down.'

Scott Morris

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Oct 26, 2000, 6:23:14 AM10/26/00
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ma...@mimosa.csv.warwick.ac.uk wrote:

> >time for another owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
>
> You swine, I wasn't ready for that. Look, it's gone all over me...

Neddie: Hmm, it suits you.

CancerMan

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Oct 26, 2000, 7:42:28 PM10/26/00
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Wow Martin,
that owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
looks good on you and it matches your vest
Cm


James Prescott

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Oct 27, 2000, 12:34:36 AM10/27/00
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But he's not wearing a vest....

Paul Martin

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Oct 27, 2000, 9:21:21 AM10/27/00
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In article <39F75F76...@LSPACE.zko.dec.com>,

Paul Winalski wrote:
>John Warden wrote:
>>
>> The phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole in the northern
>> hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere goes
>> clockwise, is the Coriolis effect.

>Actually, the phenomenon whereby water going down the plughole
>in the northern hemisphere goes anti-clockwise, but in the
>southern hemisphere goes clockwise, is an urban legend.

It's there, but at the scale of a bathtub, the effect is so small, and
it's overwhelmed by other effects.

--
Paul Martin <p...@zetnet.net>

Steve Whitaker

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Oct 28, 2000, 1:27:28 PM10/28/00
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"Chris Maddock" <chris....@btinternet.uk.co> wrote in message
news:39F7354E...@btinternet.uk.co...

> Capt Hugh Jampton wrote:
> >
> > You just contacted the site owner - 'tis I!
> >
> > I've had a few problems with aol and my goons.cx address. The emails
> > don't bounce, they just disappear into the bit bucket. I have no idea
> > why. The best thing to do would be to fill in the form on the
> > http://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/gsd.html page and an automagic reply will

> > whizz it's way to you.
> >
>
> And I can thoroughly recommend the CDs that Kurt is offering. I bought a
> set last year and still haven't managed to wear them out! The delivery
> was very prompt and the recordings are great.
> The only problem I found is that my MPTrip CD/MP3 player won't play them
> because it can't understand 22KHz MP3 files, but that's hardly Kurt's
> fault. If they were sampled at a higher frequency, he'd be needing to
> supply them on 8 CDs!
>
> KRs
> Chris

As can I! The way to get around this is to get hold of Winamp, an mp3 codec
and the mp3 output plugin for winamp and resample them at a higher bit rate.
Although this won't improve the quality, you can then play them on the mp3
player you have.

Steve


Chris Maddock

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Oct 29, 2000, 3:08:30 AM10/29/00
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Which is what I have done, Using Musicmatch Jukebox to upsample to
96Kbps then downsample again to 48Kbps. Just hopping up to 48Kbps didn't
do the trick, hence the upsample and downsample.

KRs
Chris

mike.hearne

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Oct 29, 2000, 6:26:01 AM10/29/00
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Alternatively you can load them into an editing program such as Sound Forge
(as I do), you can then resample them to any rate you wish and also improve
the quality as well if need be.

> > > The only problem I found is that my MPTrip CD/MP3 player won't play
them
> > > because it can't understand 22KHz MP3 files, but that's hardly Kurt's
> > > fault. If they were sampled at a higher frequency, > > >

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