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James Stewart

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Mar 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/23/00
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According to NPR the US Census people have been producing ads to convince
the populace that they should return the census forms. One of these ads is
directed and migrants from India. The ad features the voice of a cultured
Indian with good RP and only a trace of the English of the subcontinent.
The producers said, as nearly as I can recall the quote, that they didn't
want a "Peter sellers type Indian accent." Well, my goodness gracious, man.
Has Mister sellers done an Indian accent since his time as Mr. Banajee? I
dont' like it man. I don't like it a bit.

The ad, by the way, was a failure because the Indian migrants all thought
the man in the ad sounded American. Perhaps we could be getting Mr. Sellers
after all at this late date.

Maurice G Poole

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Mar 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/23/00
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> Perhaps we could be getting Mr. Sellers after all at this late date.

He was deaded long ago and has not shown any likelihood of emulating
Bluebottle to repeat the act.

<Picks up fractured kneecaps, replaces lug in lughole and disappears
through little hole in middle of record. Neung-guh! Pop! Nyeahah!>

Maurice

Stuart Painting

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Mar 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/23/00
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In article <xFqC4.80$Z9.90@firefly>, James Stewart

<URL:mailto:jnst...@prairienet.org> wrote:
> The producers said, as nearly as I can recall the quote, that they didn't
> want a "Peter sellers type Indian accent." Well, my goodness gracious, man.
> Has Mister sellers done an Indian accent since his time as Mr. Banajee? I
> dont' like it man. I don't like it a bit.

Well, there was that film with Sophia Loren: "The Millionairess".

And the single "Goodness Gracious Me", which entered the UK charts
in November 1960 (No, it *didn't* appear in the film).


stuart


Top_Catt

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Mar 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/23/00
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In article <xFqC4.80$Z9.90@firefly>,

"James Stewart" <jnst...@prairienet.org> wrote:
> According to NPR the US Census people have been producing ads to
convince
> the populace that they should return the census forms. One of these
ads is
> directed and migrants from India. The ad features the voice of a
cultured
> Indian with good RP and only a trace of the English of the
subcontinent.
> The producers said, as nearly as I can recall the quote, that they
didn't
> want a "Peter sellers type Indian accent." Well, my goodness gracious,
man.
> Has Mister sellers done an Indian accent since his time as Mr.
Banajee? I
> dont' like it man. I don't like it a bit.
>
> The ad, by the way, was a failure because the Indian migrants all
thought
> the man in the ad sounded American. Perhaps we could be getting Mr.

Sellers
> after all at this late date.
>
>______________________________________________________________
>
> I live in the U.S., and I haven't seen any such tv spot... but then, I
watch very little tv. If I remember right, Sellers used his Indian
accent in the film "What's New Pussycat," which was released here, but
that, too, was a long time ago (1964 or '65, I think). The people at the
Census Bureau must have very long memories; either that, or they're
fanatical Sellers fans, and spend all their time sitting around watching
his old movies while collecting their taxpayer-funded salaries!


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bluebottle

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and what about 'the party', man? he had a great sitar and a
three-wheeled moggie that spewed airpollution!

i've been deaded again! i don't like dis game!
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James Stewart

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Top_Catt <top_...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:8be1t1$n19$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...

> In article <xFqC4.80$Z9.90@firefly>,
> "James Stewart" <jnst...@prairienet.org> wrote:

> I live in the U.S., and I haven't seen any such tv spot... but then, I
> watch very little tv. If I remember right, Sellers used his Indian
> accent in the film "What's New Pussycat," which was released here, but
> that, too, was a long time ago (1964 or '65, I think).

I tried to watch that when it popped up a few months ago, but it is now so
dated and it is positively creepy.

James Stewart

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Mar 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/23/00
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Stuart Painting <stu...@zedtoo.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:ant23195...@zedtoo.demon.co.uk...

> In article <xFqC4.80$Z9.90@firefly>, James Stewart

> And the single "Goodness Gracious Me", which entered the UK charts


> in November 1960 (No, it *didn't* appear in the film).

I thought that was supposed to be a German accent, i.e. the Viennese doctor
schtick.

Stuart Painting

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Mar 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/24/00
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In article <WFBC4.95$Z9.74@firefly>, James Stewart

In "What's New Pussycat", perhaps. But I was referring to
"The Millionairess" where he was definitely playing an Indian.


stuart


Top_Catt

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Mar 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/24/00
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In article <%EBC4.94$Z9.71@firefly>,

"James Stewart" <jnst...@prairienet.org> wrote:
>
> Top_Catt <top_...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:8be1t1$n19$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > In article <xFqC4.80$Z9.90@firefly>,

> > "James Stewart" <jnst...@prairienet.org> wrote:
>
> > I live in the U.S., and I haven't seen any such tv spot... but then,
I
> > watch very little tv. If I remember right, Sellers used his Indian
> > accent in the film "What's New Pussycat," which was released here,
but
> > that, too, was a long time ago (1964 or '65, I think).
>
> I tried to watch that when it popped up a few months ago, but it is
now so
> dated and it is positively creepy.
>
> I have a vague memory of seeing it on tv when I was a kid in the early
70's... it seems to me that Sellers did use his Indian voice, or am I
getting it mixed up with another Sellers film from the 60's? Anyone out
there know for sure? Free concrete-flavored lammpost to the first person
with the correct answer!

Martin Purdy

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Mar 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/30/00
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"The Party" is the obvious candidate here ...

Top_Catt

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Mar 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/30/00
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In article <38E25B0F...@hotmail.com>,

Martin Purdy <Jim_Ti...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "The Party" is the obvious candidate here ...
>
> I believe you're right. You win the lamppost. Now, all I have to do is find a lamppost designer...

Maurice G Poole

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Mar 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/30/00
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> > "The Party" is the obvious candidate here ...
> >
> > I believe you're right. You win the lamppost. Now, all I have to do
> > is find a lamppost designer...

A nice, lifesize cardboard replica would surely do?
Maurice

Scott Morris

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Mar 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/30/00
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A lifesize cardboard replica called Maurice. Never!

However, for a small consideration, we can offer a full colour, black
and white photocopy of an oil painting of a lifesize cardboard replica.

Now, get out!

--
Scott - "If I knew what year it was, I wouldn't be asking."

Top_Catt

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Mar 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/30/00
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In article <memo.20000330...@mgpoole.compulink.co.uk>,

mgp...@cix.compulink.co.uk wrote:
>
> > > "The Party" is the obvious candidate here ...
> > >
> > > I believe you're right. You win the lamppost. Now, all I have to
do
> > > is find a lamppost designer...
>
> A nice, lifesize cardboard replica would surely do?
> Maurice
>
>
> A cardboard replica of a lamppost designer? Surely you want the real
thing... my brother "Mad Dan."

Eccles: Halllllo! Go on, ask me a question about a lamppost.

Neddie: All right, what IS a lamppost?

Eccles: Oohh, da hard ones first, eh?

Scott Morris

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Mar 31, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/31/00
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Maurice G Poole wrote:
>
> > A lifesize cardboard replica called Maurice. Never!
> >
> > However, for a small consideration, we can offer a full colour, black
> > and white photocopy of an oil painting of a lifesize cardboard replica.
> >
> > Now, get out!
> >
> > --
> > Scott
>
> Why, "Get out, Scott"?
>
> Greenslade: "Out he gets. Misses footing and..."
> <fx: SPLASH!>
>
> Little Jim: "He's fallen in the water!"

Ah-ha, I have fooled you all. I was outside to begin with so I could
only go in. And we all know the only sort of SPLASH you can have when
coming in from out, don't we.

Don't we?

I wish someone would tell me.

S.

Maurice G Poole

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Mar 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/30/00
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> A lifesize cardboard replica called Maurice. Never!
>
> However, for a small consideration, we can offer a full colour, black
> and white photocopy of an oil painting of a lifesize cardboard replica.
>
> Now, get out!
>
> --
> Scott

Why, "Get out, Scott"?

Greenslade: "Out he gets. Misses footing and..."
<fx: SPLASH!>

Little Jim: "He's fallen in the water!"

Seagoon: "No he hasn't, it's the full colour, black and white photocopy of
an oil painting of a lifesize cardboard replica of Scott."

Bluebottle: "No it's not, it's meee! You've gone and deaded me again, you
rotten swine."

Grytpype-Thynne: "Now where's that consideration?"

Moriarty: "Money! Owowowowowwwwwwwww. I'm sorry, Grytpype."

Maurice


David Gerard

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Apr 2, 2000, 4:00:00 AM4/2/00
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On Thu, 23 Mar 2000 21:21:56 GMT, Top_Catt <top_...@my-deja.com> wrote:

: I live in the U.S., and I haven't seen any such tv spot... but then, I
:watch very little tv. If I remember right, Sellers used his Indian
:accent in the film "What's New Pussycat," which was released here, but
:that, too, was a long time ago (1964 or '65, I think).


Not-quite-related oddity: on a telethon (which might have been the one
called 'Telethon') in Perth in the '70s, they had Dr Christian
Baarnaaaaaaaaaaaard (the South African heart transplant surgeon) doing
this song ... the Sellers part done in Seth Efrikan.

What a strange thing to remember ...

I forget who did the female part.


--
http://xenu.netizen.com.au/ http://www.caube.org.au/
"The fellow behind me kept playing nasty music on his laptop during the
latter portion of the trip, and I wanted to shove the damn thing so far
up his ass that his oculars would glow with TFT." (benton)

Hal O'Brien

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Apr 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/6/00
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Maurice G Poole, (mgp...@cix.compulink.co.uk), was kind enough to
say...

> > Perhaps we could be getting Mr. Sellers after all at this late date.
>
> He was deaded long ago and has not shown any likelihood of emulating
> Bluebottle to repeat the act.

Is he really deaded, or is it all a ruse to avoid Mr. Caesar after
disproving that whole Caesar's Wife thing?

It's a lie, a lie!, I tell you!

-- Hal

Hal O'Brien

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Apr 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/6/00
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Top_Catt, (top_...@my-deja.com), was kind enough to say...

>
> I live in the U.S., and I haven't seen any such tv spot... but then, I
> watch very little tv. If I remember right, Sellers used his Indian
> accent in the film "What's New Pussycat," which was released here, but
> that, too, was a long time ago (1964 or '65, I think). The people at the
> Census Bureau must have very long memories; either that, or they're
> fanatical Sellers fans, and spend all their time sitting around watching
> his old movies while collecting their taxpayer-funded salaries!

A finer use of my tax dollars I've yet to hear... Certainly much
better than the usual bedroom-snooping things some congresscritters
seem to enjoy...

-- Hal

Top_Catt

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Apr 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/6/00
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In article <MPG.1355eb094...@news.earthlink.net>,
arg...@earthlink.net (Hal O'Brien) wrote:
> Top_Catt, (top_...@my-deja.com) wrote: The people at the Census Bureau must have very long memories; either that, or they're fanatical Sellers fans, and spend all their time sitting around watching his old movies while collecting their taxpayer-funded salaries!

>
> A finer use of my tax dollars I've yet to hear... Certainly much
> better than the usual bedroom-snooping things some congresscritters
> seem to enjoy...
>
> -- Hal
>
> Those census people do ask some rather intrusive bedroom-type questions... like whether you've got one, for example.

Neddie: Why are you living in a hole in the ground?

Grytpype (drily): Something to do with the lack of money.

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