Christian Fundamentalists.
nemo
fundaments has been going around warning that because of all the sin in the
world, Christ and Brian are about to return, charging down from Heaven with
legions of vicious celestial warriors and big swords in their hands and, sod
Judgement Day, they're so fed up with all the evil in the world they're
going to smite the lot of us.
However, the more conventional Christian churches, in an attempt to assuage
people's fears, have announced that there is no cause for alarm and all
their bellicose rantings are nothing but saviour rattling!
Assuage: A donkey's earnings.
Nemo.
Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire
Bill Taylor
from bridges etc on D-day, the other troops liked to shout "Boo"
and so forth at them.
Nobody paid attention. It was just sapper rattling!
nemo
VIMN!
It's still my subject line though - so there!
You're No.1 on the list for hell now for that - and I'll ask Saint Peter to
make sure that you go down there via the See Nick route!! :o)
Anyway - Stitched together any good ducks' beaks recently?
"Bill Taylor" <w.ta...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message
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LOL!
They forgot their spanners/wrenches and left everything loose??
Very REMEss of them!
You never Seabees do that! They never bumble a job like that!
Nemo.
Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!
nemo
"Paul Martin" <p...@zetnet.net> wrote in message
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> In article <ttCHi.136685$g.4...@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Assuage: A donkey's earnings.
>
>
LOL! And very toe pickle as well!
I'm with A Bee meself!
Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)
> When my Buick makes a noise as though something is loose is that laSabre
> rattling?
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Mandy Lifeboats
"Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" <lao...@spam.msn.com> wrote in message
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My eyes prickle and I get a lump in my throat the size of an elephant's
scrotum to see such beautiful prose, each word delicately chosen for its
exactitude, depth and balance.
No wonder you were made Pope of All the Pies.
MAd daN
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Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)
wrote:
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> "Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" <lao...@spam.msn.com> wrote in message
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> My eyes prickle and I get a lump in my throat the size of an elephant's
> scrotum to see such beautiful prose, each word delicately chosen for its
> exactitude, depth and balance.
>
>
> No wonder you were made Pope of All the Pies.
>
Shuffles with head down. Pokes toe in dirt. Speaks, "Aw shucks."
Drops electric razor on counter. (shaver rattling.)
Mandy Lifeboats
> > news:op.tywnwuinft23g5@xinlaojim-vaio...>
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> >
> > My eyes prickle and I get a lump in my throat the size of an elephant's
> > scrotum to see such beautiful prose, each word delicately chosen for its
> > exactitude, depth and balance.
> >
> >
> > No wonder you were made Pope of All the Pies.
> >
> Shuffles with head down. Pokes toe in dirt. Speaks, "Aw shucks."
>
> Drops electric razor on counter. (shaver rattling.)
>
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Sir, I demand Satisfaction! I choose this lawn.
Sward fighting.
I choose this wide lawn.
Broadsward.
Blast! Foiled again!
You'll Epée for that!
I won't sit on the fence, I can't think of a pun for Scimitar yet.
Sam Youreye
Bill Taylor
> Sir, I demand Satisfaction! I choose this lawn.
> Sward fighting.
I'd rather fight on a clay moor, myself.
> I choose this wide lawn.
My stilletto heels won't be any good on any of those.
> Blast! Foiled again!
Can't think of a reply, so I'm going to cut, lass, and run.
-- Bill from Dagger Nam.
Mandy Lifeboats
Glub glub glub
>
> > Sir, I demand Satisfaction! I choose this lawn.
> > Sward fighting.
>
> I'd rather fight on a clay moor, myself.
>
> > I choose this wide lawn.
>
> My stilletto heels won't be any good on any of those.
>
> > Blast! Foiled again!
>
> Can't think of a reply, so I'm going to cut, lass, and run.
>
>
> -- Bill from Dagger Nam.
>
Very sharp sir. Straight to the point, as usual. Have you any pictures of
you in your stilettos?
I'll have a stab at thinking up some more.
Yours pointedly
Mac the Knife
nemo
"Mandy Lifeboats" <noaps...@all.com> wrote in message
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> "Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" <lao...@spam.msn.com> wrote in message
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> >
>
>
> My eyes prickle and I get a lump in my throat the size of an elephant's
> scrotum to see such beautiful prose, each word delicately chosen for its
> exactitude, depth and balance.
>
>
> No wonder you were made Pope of All the Pies.
>
>
There might be a few down Shepherd's Market but you won;t be able to afford
em!!
They're just for the politicians, lawyers and other rich buggers - and
priests - who keep telling everybody how immoral the Working Classes are!
Working Classes: Industrial training sessions.
nemo
> > "Mandy Lifeboats" (only living survivor from the Titanic), writted:
>
> Glub glub glub
>
> >
> > > Sir, I demand Satisfaction! I choose this lawn.
> > > Sward fighting.
> >
> > I'd rather fight on a clay moor, myself.
> >
> > > I choose this wide lawn.
> >
> > My stilletto heels won't be any good on any of those.
> >
> > > Blast! Foiled again!
> >
> > Can't think of a reply, so I'm going to cut, lass, and run.
> >
> >
> > -- Bill from Dagger Nam.
> >
>
>
> Very sharp sir. Straight to the point, as usual. Have you any pictures
of
> you in your stilettos?
>
>
> I'll have a stab at thinking up some more.
>
>
especiallu on a Dirk night! And oy! Mackie Messer! Clean yourself up a bit!
nemo
Navvy: Oh yes! Oim very good with de old pick an shohvell - and you shoud
Scimitar a road surface!
>
>
That's a nasty Cutlass on your knee. It hurts like hell? Here. Have an
EpéeDural!
nemo
Braun!
Someone bragging his head off about helping somebody: Favour rattling!
How about a noisy food additive for the next one?
nemo
"Roger the Saurus" <rogerupp...@bollix.talktalk.net> wrote in message
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> >> "Mandy Lifeboats" (only living survivor from the Titanic), writted:
> >
> > Glub glub glub
> >
> >>
> >> > Sir, I demand Satisfaction! I choose this lawn.
> >> > Sward fighting.
> >>
> >> I'd rather fight on a clay moor, myself.
> >>
> >> > I choose this wide lawn.
> >>
> >> My stilletto heels won't be any good on any of those.
> >>
> >> > Blast! Foiled again!
> >>
> >> Can't think of a reply, so I'm going to cut, lass, and run.
> >>
> >>
> >> -- Bill from Dagger Nam.
> >>
> >
> > Very sharp sir. Straight to the point, as usual. Have you any pictures
> > of
> > you in your stilettos?
> >
> >
> > I'll have a stab at thinking up some more.
> >
> >
> > Yours pointedly
>
> Any more and I'll rape yer.
> --
NANG!!!
Oh. Wrong group!
Larger version of the popular (heaven knows why!) game show featuring
drunk-as-usual Michael Miles:
OK my dear. Picador and let's see what you've won.
Speelunker's knee knobs start to come loose when he's freezing cold: Caver
rattling!
Oops, peeps! Looks like I made a spelynx mistakes!
Stav Ross: The famous mild-mannered 50s/60s TV pianist without apostrophes
after he turned Greek!
nemo
Bloodnock: Quick! Get Sabrina out the back!
Grams: Shocked scream!
Bloodnock: No!! I said out the back - not UP the back!!!!!
nemo
> > > Glub glub glub
> > >
> > >>
> > >> > Sir, I demand Satisfaction! I choose this lawn.
> > >> > Sward fighting.
> > >>
> > >> I'd rather fight on a clay moor, myself.
> > >>
> > >> > I choose this wide lawn.
> > >>
> > >> My stilletto heels won't be any good on any of those.
> > >>
> > >> > Blast! Foiled again!
> > >>
> > >> Can't think of a reply, so I'm going to cut, lass, and run.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> -- Bill from Dagger Nam.
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > Very sharp sir. Straight to the point, as usual. Have you any
pictures
> > > of
> > > you in your stilettos?
> > >
> > >
> > > I'll have a stab at thinking up some more.
> > >
> > >
> > > Yours pointedly
> >
> > --
> > (remove bollix to reply)
> >
>
>
> mooches off to get KY.
>
> Don't tell Kris or Dirk, they wooden unnerstann.
>
> Can you Ski and do that?
>
>
Only when thoroughly piste!
nemo
"David" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:12:50 GMT, "Mandy Lifeboats"
> <noaps...@all.com> typed furiously:
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Like a busted machine in the Hernisher Mint - than don't make cents!
And you'll have to do better than that if you're going to sell word-plays
for 5 cents, and you'd better give a slice of black wry bread away with each
one to shift em. Then you can advertise the free gift as Pun per Nickel!