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Arcaton
mbrambley <mbra...@net-gate.com> wrote in message
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> Anybody know of any sites were goon shows an be downloaded.
others may know of freebies...
You can get cheap mp3s at www.otrcat.com on CD though......
Arcaton
nemo
>
>
newsgroups.
There are over 6000 posts on news:alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.comedy at the
moment and my server has very poor retention. Have a look. you might be
lucky.
You could also ask people on here if they could post some on there.
Nemo
MartinS
> mbrambley <mbra...@net-gate.com> wrote...
>> Anybody know of any sites were goon shows an be downloaded.
>>
> Never mind websites, keep an eye on the comedy mp3 and multimedia
> newsgroups.
>
> There are over 6000 posts on news:alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.comedy at
> the moment and my server has very poor retention. Have a look. you
> might be lucky.
>
> You could also ask people on here if they could post some on there.
Did you know that Winamp, the popular application for playing mp3 files,
has brought out a new version 5, when the previous version was 3? People
write bits of code called "skins" to change the appearance of the Winamp
player; I guess they didn't want people asking for Winamp 4 skins.
--
Martin S.
Fred
MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote in article
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> player; I guess they didn't want people asking for Winamp 4 skins.
...
We don't want any of those religious arguments here ;-)
Misk
"Fred" <he...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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I am so glad you didn't insert the word SNIP in there.. that would have been
a very cutting remark.
Happy New Year Everyone
Misk
Spamtrap
> > player; I guess they didn't want people asking for Winamp 4 skins.
> ...
>
> We don't want any of those religious arguments here ;-)
Jesus Christ, You're Right!
Mumbles about flaying gnostics alive and this group not being fun anymore.
Merry New Year and lets hope we all get a bit healthier than last year.
Mad Dan
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MartinS
> "Fred" <he...@nospam.com> wrote...
>>
>> MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote...
>> > skins....
>>
>> We don't want any of those religious arguments here ;-)
>
> I am so glad you didn't insert the word SNIP in there.. that would
> have been a very cutting remark.
The unkindest one of all.
> Happy New Year Everyone
And the same to you.
--
Martin S.
Roger the Saurus
"Misk" <Nos...@here.com> wrote
> > > I guess they didn't want people asking for Winamp 4 skins.
> > ...
> >
> > We don't want any of those religious arguments here ;-)
>
> I am so glad you didn't insert the word SNIP in there.. that would have
been
> a very cutting remark.
No it wouldn't bother me - no skin off my nose
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
Judith Jacobs
Spamtrap wrote:
>>...
>>
>>>player; I guess they didn't want people asking for Winamp 4 skins.
>>
>>...
>>
>>We don't want any of those religious arguments here ;-)
>
>
>
> Jesus Christ, You're Right!
>
> Mumbles about flaying gnostics alive and this group not being fun anymore.
>
> Merry New Year and lets hope we all get a bit healthier than last year.
>
> Mad Dan
>
Mad Dan! You're back! and with a new name! I was worriet about you.
Happy and healthier New year to you too.
--Judith
neal terry
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Misk
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>
It just went OWWWWWWWWWWwww
Misk
nemo
MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote in message
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the pronunciation of Uranus from Ura'nus to Ur'anus!
Very handy for stuff from the 78rpm, 40s and 50s mp3 groups with its graphic
equaliser. And it's got a nice, straightforward drag-and-drop playlist.
Gates of Hell please note!! *And* it doesn't phone home when you set it not
to, unlike Mplayer 7 which I tried once and removed!
IrfanView and Zoom Player are worth a look too.
nemo
Whine not? They're fun!
Earwig "O"!
If we're made in G*d's perfect image, how come one of the first things He's
supposed to have told us to do is chop a bit from off of it!!
And if He really did command this, surely he would have had the foresight to
make us immune from birth to Septicaemia which carries off an alarming
number of baby boys!
And how come since time immoral, various faiths and sects have instituted
and often savagely enforced rules stating that G*d's handywork should be
kept covered up - particularly the female half - thereby, in my opinion,
committing blasphemy by saying that His handiwork is not fit to be seen!
There. That should put a few cats among a few pigeons!
Yer! Should cause quite a flap too!! Hohohoho!!!
nemo
Misk <Nos...@here.com> wrote in message
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online, by e-mohel!
nemo
Roger the Saurus <ro...@bollix3stevenson.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> > > > I guess they didn't want people asking for Winamp 4 skins.
> > > ...
> > >
> > > We don't want any of those religious arguments here ;-)
> >
> > I am so glad you didn't insert the word SNIP in there.. that would have
> been
> > a very cutting remark.
>
> No it wouldn't bother me - no skin off my nose
> --
And what use would a pink oboe be if the bit on the end that the reeds fit
into is gone? - Still - there's Manny a good tune played on an old piddle!
nemo
Spamtrap <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote in message
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> > ...
> > > player; I guess they didn't want people asking for Winamp 4 skins.
> > ...
> >
> > We don't want any of those religious arguments here ;-)
>
>
> Jesus Christ, You're Right!
>
> Mumbles about flaying gnostics alive and this group not being fun anymore.
>
> Merry New Year and lets hope we all get a bit healthier than last year.
>
> Mad Dan
>
able to program and repair our own PCs, call ourselves names like G8TCO, or
G8OQS even, and run 1GW on 2 metres from under the Crystal Palace mast!! -
or even go trainspotting and wear Anoraks again! What fun!!!
nemo
Judith Jacobs <jeja...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Is everybody on here falling to bits then? I thought it was just Minnie
Bannister who was loose.
Quick - mnk - quick!! Get a net!! We'll have to capture her again!!
Fred
nemo <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in article
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> And how come since time immoral, various faiths and sects have instituted
> and often savagely enforced rules stating that G*d's handywork should be
> kept covered up - particularly the female half - thereby, in my opinion,
> committing blasphemy by saying that His handiwork is not fit to be seen!
Well, even great works of art created by mere mortals are kept locked away
in darkened halls and even vaults only to be seen by the select few .... so
the pinnacle of creation by the supreme being should be held in even
greater security and seen by even fewer ;-)
> There. That should put a few cats among a few pigeons!
Oh don't try to change the subject by bringing up the old "among" vs
"amongst" argument.
> Yer! Should cause quite a flap too!!
We're not getting back to that skin thing again are we?
> Hohohoho!!!
Xmas is well gone (but I there is the JC/G*d connection which makes it
relevant I suppose)
Ophelia
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee from me too Dan:))))
>
Liz
<Nos...@here.com> writes
--
Liz
remove my knickers to reply by post
MartinS
> Is everybody on here falling to bits then? I thought it was just
> Minnie Bannister who was loose.
>
> Quick - mnk - quick!! Get a net!! We'll have to capture her again!!
I don't have any loose Bannisters - I live in a Bungalow.
--
Martin S.
MartinS
>
> MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote...
>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote:
>> > mbrambley <mbra...@net-gate.com> wrote...
>> >> Anybody know of any sites were goon shows an be downloaded.
>> >>
>> > Never mind websites, keep an eye on the comedy mp3 and multimedia
>> > newsgroups.
>> >
>> > There are over 6000 posts on news:alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.comedy
>> > at the moment and my server has very poor retention. Have a look.
>> > you might be lucky.
>> >
>> > You could also ask people on here if they could post some on
>> > there.
>>
>> Did you know that Winamp, the popular application for playing mp3
>> files, has brought out a new version 5, when the previous version
>> was 3? People write bits of code called "skins" to change the
>> appearance of the Winamp player; I guess they didn't want people
>> asking for Winamp 4 skins.
>>
>> http://www.winamp.com/player/
>>
> changed the pronunciation of Uranus from Ura'nus to Ur'anus!
>
> Very handy for stuff from the 78rpm, 40s and 50s mp3 groups with its
> graphic equaliser. And it's got a nice, straightforward
> drag-and-drop playlist. Gates of Hell please note!! *And* it doesn't
> phone home when you set it not to, unlike Mplayer 7 which I tried
> once and removed!
>
> IrfanView and Zoom Player are worth a look too.
RealPlayer is a bugger for phoning home, too. I once had to physically
delete the hidden program that was doing it; even modifying the registry
didn't stop it. I wouldn't have known about it without ZoneAlarm. You
still have to go through and change a bunch of the default options.
--
Martin S.
nemo
MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote in message
stop then - because you won't need a lift!
nemo
MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote in message
user hasn't initiated - from whatever program. Narr. That'd be too
straightforward for the Gates of Hell.
MartinS
"It's not a bug, it's a feature."
--
Martin S.
Strange Lad
Hullo and good yomtav, my sweet sweet hern. I am back, the spamtrap was a
misprint, I am still a strange lad. I had one of those occasional mishaps
where Windoze totally farks your whole system and I had to re-install
everything. Very tedious and not at all interesting. I am in reasonable
shape for an idiot, with ischaemic heart disease, diabetes and piles, though
I do find my wife looking at me oddly at times.
Xmas was fine, fine, no-one rushed to hospital or dying at short notice,
which was a blessing. Thank you for your concern, I am returned and just as
curmudgeonly as ever. Just in case Nemo is still out there, they're still
lookin' fer ya, mate.
Hope everyone here is well and as sane as they wish to be.
Mad DAN
Strange Lad
> > Mad Dan! You're back! and with a new name! I was worriet about you.
> > Happy and healthier New year to you too.
> >
> > --Judith
>
> Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee from me too Dan:))))
> >
>
Hi Oph,
hope things norf of the border are good and string-type. As I mentioned to
Judy above, I am OK, my computer went for a wank and had to be taken in hand
and brought into line.
Keep taking the coal and remember, if I go first-footing, the first foot is
the sweetest, after that it can be a bit hard to swallow.
Fnaar fnaar.
Hoopy new yarr.
MAd DAn
David Simpson
furiously:
He may need an elevated description though.
David Simpson
furiously:
>"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote:
>>
>>
>> IrfanView and Zoom Player are worth a look too.
>
>RealPlayer is a bugger for phoning home, too. I once had to physically
>delete the hidden program that was doing it; even modifying the registry
>didn't stop it. I wouldn't have known about it without ZoneAlarm. You
>still have to go through and change a bunch of the default options.
Get AdAware and Spybot. What one misses the other removes.
nemo
Strange Lad <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote in message
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at short notice!!! Four years ago at this time of year it was kidney stones
and a year after that, a pulmonary embolism - well five actually when they
showed me the VQ scan results a few months later. This new year?? So far so
good. :o)
And yes, they haven't found me yet. When you're a clown fish you gotta
expect to be chased by a few of your anemones!
nemo
MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote in message
Ophelia
>
>
> > > Mad Dan! You're back! and with a new name! I was worriet about you.
> > > Happy and healthier New year to you too.
> > >
> > > --Judith
> >
> > Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee from me too Dan:))))
> > >
> >
>
> Hi Oph,
>
> hope things norf of the border are good and string-type. As I mentioned
to
> Judy above, I am OK, my computer went for a wank and had to be taken in
hand
> and brought into line.
>
> Keep taking the coal and remember, if I go first-footing, the first foot
is
> the sweetest, after that it can be a bit hard to swallow.
>
> Fnaar fnaar.
>
> Hoopy new yarr.
>
> MAd DAn
Giggle.. glad to see you are still quite mad:)))
Judith Jacobs
>>Mad Dan! You're back! and with a new name! I was worriet about you.
>>Happy and healthier New year to you too.
>>
>>--Judith
>
>
> Hullo and good yomtav, my sweet sweet hern. I am back, the spamtrap was a
> misprint, I am still a strange lad. I had one of those occasional mishaps
> where Windoze totally farks
Better than an INfark!
your whole system and I had to re-install
> everything. Very tedious and not at all interesting. I am in reasonable
> shape for an idiot, with ischaemic heart disease
We have something similar over here called "ischemic" heart disease.
diabetes and piles, though
Piles don't sit well with me, either.
> I do find my wife looking at me oddly at times.
Well just tell her you are very popular with the ladies - all two
of us goonettes. That'll show her.
>
> Xmas was fine, fine, no-one rushed to hospital or dying at short notice,
> which was a blessing. Thank you for your concern, I am returned and just as
> curmudgeonly as ever. Just in case Nemo is still out there, they're still
> lookin' fer ya, mate.
>
> Hope everyone here is well and as sane as they wish to be.
>
> Mad DAN
>
--Judith
nemo
David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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Henry: Praps we should elevate Miss Minnie Banister by placing her on a
podium.
Min: How dare you Hennrryyyyyy!!!! I haven't been on a podium since I was a
toddlerium!!
Strange Lad
> >>Happy and healthier New year to you too.
> >>
> >>--Judith
> >
> >
> > Hullo and good yomtav, my sweet sweet hern. I am back, the spamtrap was
a
> > misprint, I am still a strange lad. I had one of those occasional
mishaps
> > where Windoze totally farks
>
> Better than an INfark!
>
Yeah, I had one of those bastards in September. Complete shite, by any
standards.
> > your whole system and I had to re-install
> > everything. Very tedious and not at all interesting. I am in
reasonable
> > shape for an idiot, with ischaemic heart disease
>
> We have something similar over here called "ischemic" heart disease.
>
Egg Zackerly the same thing though mis-spelled - not a lifestyle choice I
should recommend in either form.
>> diabetes and piles, though
>
> Piles don't sit well with me, either.
>
My wife does seem fond of the phrase *pain in the arse* though.
> > I do find my wife looking at me oddly at times.
>
> Well just tell her you are very popular with the ladies - all two
> of us goonettes. That'll show her.
>
Did I notice another called Liz somewhere - this could be a bit of a club -
"girl-goons in cyberspace" Starring Peter Sellers as Caroline Ahern (sic)
and Neddy Seagoon as Scotland. Spike Milligna appears courtesy of his
embalmer.
>
> --Judith
>
Thank you for your kind thoughts and remember, my quotes are private!
Unlike Nemo, whose "privates" are in quotes. (Is that a double pun?)
MaD daN
Ophelia
>
> >>Mad Dan! You're back! and with a new name! I was worriet about you.
> >>Happy and healthier New year to you too.
> >>
> >>--Judith
> >
> >
> > Hullo and good yomtav, my sweet sweet hern. I am back, the spamtrap was
a
> > misprint, I am still a strange lad. I had one of those occasional
mishaps
> > where Windoze totally farks
>
> Better than an INfark!
>
> your whole system and I had to re-install
> > everything. Very tedious and not at all interesting. I am in
reasonable
> > shape for an idiot, with ischaemic heart disease
>
> We have something similar over here called "ischemic" heart disease.
>
> diabetes and piles, though
>
> Piles don't sit well with me, either.
ROFLMAO
>
> > I do find my wife looking at me oddly at times.
>
> Well just tell her you are very popular with the ladies - all two
> of us goonettes. That'll show her.
Yeah.. wot she said:))
O
Ophelia
"Strange Lad" <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote in message news:Mk8Lb.55
>
> Did I notice another called Liz somewhere - this could be a bit of a
club -
> "girl-goons in cyberspace" Starring Peter Sellers as Caroline Ahern (sic)
> and Neddy Seagoon as Scotland. Spike Milligna appears courtesy of his
> embalmer.
Nah.. he is a bloke in drag
O
Strange Lad
> >
> > Piles don't sit well with me, either.
>
> ROFLMAO
At least you won't have to worry about suffering from farmers if you have
laughed your arse off. Though I must admit you would be hard put to it to
sit comfortably. Anyway, if you have any pictures of your escaping arse,
please post them so we can return it to you if we find it.
>
> >
> > > I do find my wife looking at me oddly at times.
> >
> > Well just tell her you are very popular with the ladies - all two
> > of us goonettes. That'll show her.
>
> Yeah.. wot she said:))
>
> O
>
Thank you for your support. Spike Milligna will wear it always.
Now, anyone know what Ophelia's arse looks like? Does it look big in this
newsgroup?
nemo
And don't forget, if you get followed by that highly proficient Lady
Policeman, you should be glad to have Jenny tail yer!
nemo
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
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remains to the studio on time, they anaesthetised him with a few biers and
fired him from a dirty great Catafalque!!
BOIOIOINGNGNG it went . . . . . . BOIOIOINGNGNG BOIOIOINGNGNG
BOIOIOINGNGNG!!! -
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - SPLAT!! Ribs - Guts!!
Ophelia
"Strange Lad" <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote in message news:YHhLb.308
> Now, anyone know what Ophelia's arse looks like? Does it look big in this
> newsgroup?
*giggle* well I can't show you my arse but I can show you my fronts if you
want to see:))
MartinS
The photo in the Rogues' Gallery? Phwoar!!
--
Martin S.
Judith Jacobs
Strange Lad wrote:
>>>>Mad Dan! You're back! and with a new name! I was worriet about you.
>>>>Happy and healthier New year to you too.
>>>>
>>>>--Judith
>>>
>>>
>>>Hullo and good yomtav, my sweet sweet hern. I am back, the spamtrap was
>>
> a
>
>>>misprint, I am still a strange lad. I had one of those occasional
>>
> mishaps
>
>>>where Windoze totally farks
>>
>>Better than an INfark!
>>
>
>
> Yeah, I had one of those bastards in September. Complete shite, by any
> standards.
>
I remember. Just a characteristically tasteless joke of mine.
>>>your whole system and I had to re-install
>>>everything. Very tedious and not at all interesting. I am in
>>
> reasonable
>
>>>shape for an idiot, with ischaemic heart disease
>>
>>We have something similar over here called "ischemic" heart disease.
>>
> Egg Zackerly the same thing though mis-spelled - not a lifestyle choice I
> should recommend in either form.
>
I know that thing about your misspelling. Kinda like p(a)ediatrician,
p(a)edophile, etc. Why can't the English teach their children how to spell?
>>> diabetes and piles, though
>>
>>Piles don't sit well with me, either.
>>
>
>
> My wife does seem fond of the phrase *pain in the arse* though.
>
Easy for HER to say, right?
>>>I do find my wife looking at me oddly at times.
>>
>>Well just tell her you are very popular with the ladies - all two
>>of us goonettes. That'll show her.
>>
>
>
> Did I notice another called Liz somewhere - this could be a bit of a club -
> "girl-goons in cyberspace" Starring Peter Sellers as Caroline Ahern (sic)
> and Neddy Seagoon as Scotland. Spike Milligna appears courtesy of his
> embalmer.
>
LOL! There are suspicions that "Liz" is either HRH Herself or a male
imposter.
--Judith
Strange Lad
> > *giggle* well I can't show you my arse but I can show you my fronts
> > if you want to see:))
>
Yes please. It would be churlish of a gent to refuse, would it not?
Did you never sit on the photocopier at the Xmas party?
Can you not sit on your scanner?
It seems to me you would be in a better position to recover you botty-bits
and show us old farts we still can get the wood you know.
Now, is this a website we can visit or do you have some other cunning
delivery system?
CuRIouS DAN
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Strange Lad
> > Did I notice another called Liz somewhere - this could be a bit of a
club -
> > "girl-goons in cyberspace" Starring Peter Sellers as Caroline Ahern
(sic)
> > and Neddy Seagoon as Scotland. Spike Milligna appears courtesy of his
> > embalmer.
> >
> LOL! There are suspicions that "Liz" is either HRH Herself or a male
> imposter.
>
> --Judith
If there is a horsy smell and sandy fur moulted (shed, I believe is the hern
term) from Corgis, you could be right. Until we get multi-sensory news
groups we may never know.
As for a male impostor, my auntie Gerald was one of those but he had to give
up the sparkling spangly frocks when they locked him up.
I have always wondered what it would be like to be a woman, but on balance I
think I should prefer shaving or growing a beard to riding the vicissitudes
of the menstrual cycle. Too too many hormones from what I am used to. Even
the fehgeleh I know aren't sure, only the women know for certain. Probably
a good thing.
Stay well, look after your ticker and remember, voting only encourages the
bastards and even then, politicians decide who becomes president, regardless
of who won.
MAd Dan
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Ophelia
"MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote in message
*THWAP* behave yerself
Ophelia
> Schnippee
> > > *giggle* well I can't show you my arse but I can show you my fronts
> > > if you want to see:))
> >
>
> Yes please. It would be churlish of a gent to refuse, would it not?
>
> Did you never sit on the photocopier at the Xmas party?
>
> Can you not sit on your scanner?
bugger off
>
> It seems to me you would be in a better position to recover you botty-bits
> and show us old farts we still can get the wood you know.
>
> Now, is this a website we can visit or do you have some other cunning
> delivery system?
Not tellin' ya now P~~~~~
sumairp
<Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote:
>> Yes please. It would be churlish of a gent to refuse, would it not?
>>
>> Did you never sit on the photocopier at the Xmas party?
>>
>> Can you not sit on your scanner?
>
>bugger off
>
>>
>> It seems to me you would be in a better position to recover you botty-bits
>> and show us old farts we still can get the wood you know.
>>
>> Now, is this a website we can visit or do you have some other cunning
>> delivery system?
>
>Not tellin' ya now P~~~~~
>
Madam ! Please . . .
You know there are Australians in this Group and we are very shy,
quiet, sensitive, gentle folk.
You'll have us all overcome with the Vapors.
Ophelia
<sumairp> wrote in message
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>
> >
> Madam ! Please . . .
>
> You know there are Australians in this Group and we are very shy,
> quiet, sensitive, gentle folk.
>
> You'll have us all overcome with the Vapors.
Grin.. I know.. I have seen your posts:))
David Simpson
Have you let off again? Talk about a gaseous extremity.
nemo
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
if we wanted him to sail away! :o)
nemo
<sumairp> wrote in message
news:jg1tvvgipc3ub6unm...@4ax.com...
. . . . . all called Bruce!!
nemo
Ophelia
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
news:fdVLb.7599$iR2....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
Wot about Shiela?
nemo
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
>
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote in message
> news:3ffdc92c$0$5124$892e...@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...
> > "Ophelia" <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote:
> > >
> > > "Strange Lad" <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote in message
> > > news:YHhLb.308
> > >
> > >> Now, anyone know what Ophelia's arse looks like? Does it look big
> > >> in this newsgroup?
> > >
> > > *giggle* well I can't show you my arse but I can show you my fronts
> > > if you want to see:))
Oi!!! Such e-frontery!!!
> >
> > The photo in the Rogues' Gallery? Phwoar!!
>
> *THWAP* behave yerself
>
It behooves me to say that's anther daft bit of English. Behave yerself. Yer
can't very well behave somebody else, can yer! It's enough yer make yer
zikh!
It's like sayin, "Close the door after yah!" If you closed the door before
yer yer'd walk into it - CRUNCH! - Owwww! By doze!
Behooves?? Bees ain't got hooves. They've got little hairy claw thingeys!
Ophelia
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> It behooves me to say that's anther daft bit of English. Behave yerself.
Yer
> can't very well behave somebody else, can yer! It's enough yer make yer
> zikh!
>
> It's like sayin, "Close the door after yah!" If you closed the door before
> yer yer'd walk into it - CRUNCH! - Owwww! By doze!
LOL
Strange Lad
> > > Now, anyone know what Ophelia's arse looks like? Does it look big in
> this
> > > newsgroup?
> >
> > *giggle* well I can't show you my arse but I can show you my fronts if
you
> > want to see:))
> >
> We ought tookas tigate Strange Lad for being so ungallant! - or topgallant
> if we wanted him to sail away! :o)
>
Noah Fence, I didden mean to be ungallant, I got a bit carried away with the
offer of being shown Ophelia's bits. How many fronts?
And I don't really think it is perverted to enjoy looking at these bodily
parts as we males are just following the biological imperative, which makes
us all rather straightforward and simple when it comes to sexuality.
Gulp. Serious bit over.
Stay well you guys.
MAd daN
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<Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> typed furiously:
Wot about her, eh?
Ophelia
>
> Noah Fence, I didden mean to be ungallant, I got a bit carried away with
the
> offer of being shown Ophelia's bits. How many fronts?
LOL don't be daft.. I am not offended:))
>
> And I don't really think it is perverted to enjoy looking at these bodily
> parts as we males are just following the biological imperative, which
makes
> us all rather straightforward and simple when it comes to sexuality.
>
> Gulp. Serious bit over.
Big hug and you may ask Martin for the website addie cos I never remember
it:)) Just remember, if he does pass it on, I am much older than I look in
that pic.... which it is why it is my fave LOL
O
MartinS
> "Strange Lad" <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote...
>
>> Noah Fence, I didden mean to be ungallant, I got a bit carried away
>> with the offer of being shown Ophelia's bits. How many fronts?
>
> LOL don't be daft.. I am not offended:))
>>
>> And I don't really think it is perverted to enjoy looking at these
>> bodily parts as we males are just following the biological
>> imperative, which makes us all rather straightforward and simple
>> when it comes to sexuality.
>>
>> Gulp. Serious bit over.
>
> Big hug and you may ask Martin for the website addie cos I never
> remember it:)) Just remember, if he does pass it on, I am much
> older than I look in that pic.... which it is why it is my fave LOL
YWIMC http://www.geocities.com/ratucsroguesgallery/
--
Martin S.
Arcaton
MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote in message
(resists temptation to ask "which of all these fishbones.....?")
What's a RATUC?
Arcaton AKC
David Simpson
furiously:
Thanks Martin and Ophelia. I like being able to picture to whom I am
talking. I can't do the same for you at the moment since I do not have
any digitised pictures. Hopefully soon.
Ophelia
> Thanks Martin and Ophelia. I like being able to picture to whom I am
> talking. I can't do the same for you at the moment since I do not have
> any digitised pictures. Hopefully soon.
I will look forward to that:)
O
Ophelia
"Arcaton" <r_c...@lineone.net> wrote in message news:40019265_2@mk-nntp-
> O. you are positively *huggable*
Awwwwww fanks love. That is a lovely thing to say:))
> (resists temptation to ask "which of all these fishbones.....?")
??
> What's a RATUC?
rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st
O
MartinS
> MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote...
>> "Ophelia" <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote:
>> > "Strange Lad" <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote...
>> >
>> >> Noah Fence, I didden mean to be ungallant, I got a bit carried
>> >> away with the offer of being shown Ophelia's bits. How many
>> >> fronts?
>> >
>> > LOL don't be daft.. I am not offended:))
>> >>
>> >> And I don't really think it is perverted to enjoy looking at
>> >> these bodily parts as we males are just following the biological
>> >> imperative, which makes us all rather straightforward and simple
>> >> when it comes to sexuality.
>> >>
>> >> Gulp. Serious bit over.
>> >
>> > Big hug and you may ask Martin for the website addie cos I never
>> > remember it:)) Just remember, if he does pass it on, I am much
>> > older than I look in that pic.... which it is why it is my fave
>> > LOL
>>
>> YWIMC http://www.geocities.com/ratucsroguesgallery/
>>
> (resists temptation to ask "which of all these fishbones.....?")
> What's a RATUC?
It's a newsgroup. rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st
--
Martin S.
Unknown
>It's a newsgroup. rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st
I suppose it's all Black & White & Grainy then?
Arcaton
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
>
> "Arcaton" <r_c...@lineone.net> wrote in message news:40019265_2@mk-nntp-
>
> > O. you are positively *huggable*
>
> Awwwwww fanks love. That is a lovely thing to say:))
>
but you *are*
> > (resists temptation to ask "which of all these fishbones.....?")
>
> ??
"Call of the west" I think. Grytpipe pries open a crate in which Le Compte
is hiding and asks "Now, which of all these fishbones is you?"
BTW
see http://www.hirezfox.com/freefall/arcaton/index.html
>
> > What's a RATUC?
>
> rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st
>
AAAAGH! ANATHEMA!....sorry not a soapie fan AT ALL...not a Corrie regular
since Leonard Swindley left the Street....
Arcaton
> O
>
>
Arcaton
<Sumairp> wrote in message
news:1ca300tucumadtfpd...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 13:33:06 -0500, MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote:
>
> >It's a newsgroup. rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st
>
> I suppose it's all Black & White & Grainy then?
Ron Grainy? no that was Dr What.....
Arcaton
MartinS
Well, Mike Baldwin drinks a lot of whisky, and it's pretty grainy.
--
Martin S.
MartinS
> Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote...
>> "Arcaton" <r_c...@lineone.net> wrote-
>> > O. you are positively *huggable*
>>
>> Awwwwww fanks love. That is a lovely thing to say:))
>
> but you *are*
>
>> > (resists temptation to ask "which of all these fishbones.....?")
>>
>> ??
>
> "Call of the west" I think. Grytpipe pries open a crate in which Le
> Compte is hiding and asks "Now, which of all these fishbones is
> you?" BTW
> see http://www.hirezfox.com/freefall/arcaton/index.html
>>
>> > What's a RATUC?
>>
>> rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st
>
> AAAAGH! ANATHEMA!....sorry not a soapie fan AT ALL...not a Corrie
> regular since Leonard Swindley left the Street....
Aye, he went off and joined the priesthood. Called himself Duddleswell.
--
Martin S.
Ophelia
> AAAAGH! ANATHEMA!....sorry not a soapie fan AT ALL...not a Corrie regular
> since Leonard Swindley left the Street....
Hah! Well you had better not go to the RATUCS site any more!
At least you admit to knowing Leonard Swindley:))
O
Judith Jacobs
O, you are beautyful!! What fun to see you!
--Judith
Arcaton
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
and Miss Emily Nugent...although I understand she's a little more developed
now...
Arcaton
Whatever happened to Conceptua Hewitt? Harry eneded squisheed under a
Bedford CA van (underneath a van supported on jacks, not axle stands!)
Arcaton
>
> O
>
>
Arcaton
MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote in message
I heard he'd become a banker...calling himself Potter....
or else joined some militia....
Arcaton
who has seen Theatre of Blood...he lost his head in that!
>
> --
> Martin S.
MartinS
>> > regular since Leonard Swindley left the Street....
>>
>> Hah! Well you had better not go to the RATUCS site any more!
>>
>> At least you admit to knowing Leonard Swindley:))
>
> and Miss Emily Nugent...although I understand she's a little more
> developed now...
She married a Bishop who got shot, then nearly married a vicar and
another bloke who turned out to be a bigamist. She's still feisty.
> Whatever happened to Conceptua Hewitt? Harry eneded squisheed under
> a Bedford CA van (underneath a van supported on jacks, not axle
> stands!)
She moved away to Ballykissangel, then she turned up as Jim Royle's
nutty neighbour whose husband rarely spoke unless he was drunk, when he
would launch into 3 verses of "I'll Take You Home Again Kathleen".
That's it in a nutshell, so it is.
--
Martin S.
Ophelia
"MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote in message
LOL nice one Martin
Ophelia
"Judith Jacobs" <jeja...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:4001C724...@comcast.net...
and you are too kind:)
xx
David Simpson
<Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> typed furiously:
>
Who? (Rhetorical question) I don't think I owned a TV when Coronation
Street graced Australia's air waves.
Strange Lad
> > >> > AAAAGH! ANATHEMA!....sorry not a soapie fan AT ALL...not a Corrie
> > >> > regular since Leonard Swindley left the Street....
> > >>
> > >> Hah! Well you had better not go to the RATUCS site any more!
> > >>
> > >> At least you admit to knowing Leonard Swindley:))
> > >
> > > and Miss Emily Nugent...although I understand she's a little more
> > > developed now...
> >
> > She married a Bishop who got shot, then nearly married a vicar and
> > another bloke who turned out to be a bigamist. She's still feisty.
> >
> > > Whatever happened to Conceptua Hewitt? Harry eneded squisheed under
> > > a Bedford CA van (underneath a van supported on jacks, not axle
> > > stands!)
> >
> > She moved away to Ballykissangel, then she turned up as Jim Royle's
> > nutty neighbour whose husband rarely spoke unless he was drunk, when he
> > would launch into 3 verses of "I'll Take You Home Again Kathleen".
> >
> > That's it in a nutshell, so it is.
>
> LOL nice one Martin
>
Gulp!
I hate bloody soaps too, I haven't watched Coronation street since Albert
Tatlock was sent home from school early one day for pulling Ena Sharples'
pig-tails. Mind you, watching Oph's fronts is more interesting. Hmm.
'Fraid I am with Arcaton here - I cannot sit and watch these progs - they
make me crazy-mad but if they row your boat, fine. Better than bein' a ned
gaein' aboot bein a pure heavy arse, by the way.
Glaswegian classes by appointment.
Mad DAN
Ophelia
"Strange Lad" <boom...@bangspam.net> wrote in message news:JnvMb.63
> Gulp!
>
> I hate bloody soaps too, I haven't watched Coronation street since Albert
> Tatlock was sent home from school early one day for pulling Ena Sharples'
> pig-tails. Mind you, watching Oph's fronts is more interesting. Hmm.
*THWAP* you behave too:)
>
> 'Fraid I am with Arcaton here - I cannot sit and watch these progs - they
> make me crazy-mad but if they row your boat, fine. Better than bein' a
ned
> gaein' aboot bein a pure heavy arse, by the way.
>
Aye I ken fine fit ye mean ma loon
> Glaswegian classes by appointment.
Tcheucter classes by appointment:)
I live near Glasgow Dan.. do you?
O
Roger the Saurus
"Arcaton" <r_c...@lineone.net> wrote
> Whatever happened to Conceptua Hewitt? Harry eneded squisheed under a
> Bedford CA van (underneath a van supported on jacks, not axle stands!)
I believe she was shot trying to escape to Z Cars.
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
nemo
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
And "Oyy, noyy!!" for "Oh, no!"? :o)
nemo
And what about Angie in Homer Narr Way. She's just got murdered! About
bleeding time! Pity they didn't show it happening. Ratings would have shot
up! Who says Aussie soaps are too nice? Still don't know who dun it. My
money's on the ugly guy with no jawbone . . . er . . . whatsisname.
Neighbours is still a bit boring though. The pratt who got swindled has just
been given a job by Toady. That's about it.
David Simpson
furiously:
Nah! Yer thinkin' o the Eastern Islands fer that. New Zealand I think
they call it. Where the men are men and all the sheep are scared.
nemo
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
>
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
>
> > It behooves me to say that's anther daft bit of English. Behave yerself.
> Yer
> > can't very well behave somebody else, can yer! It's enough yer make yer
> > zikh!
> >
> > It's like sayin, "Close the door after yah!" If you closed the door
before
> > yer yer'd walk into it - CRUNCH! - Owwww! By doze!
>
> LOL
>
Not if you've done it. I opened a door once a bit too hard and it bounced
back . . . splatt!
Ophelia
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> And "Oyy, noyy!!" for "Oh, no!"? :o)
LOL aye that one always gets me.
David Simpson.. are you out there saying Oyy Noyy?
O
Ophelia
> Nah! Yer thinkin' o the Eastern Islands fer that. New Zealand I think
> they call it. Where the men are men and all the sheep are scared.
You sure?
O looks at you suspiciously
Judith Jacobs
So why isn't your picture there, Martin? Enquiring minds...
--Judith
Judith Jacobs
Arcaton wrote:
> Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
> news:wBgMb.7$0v...@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
>>"Arcaton" <r_c...@lineone.net> wrote in message news:40019265_2@mk-nntp-
>>
>>
>>>O. you are positively *huggable*
>>
>>Awwwwww fanks love. That is a lovely thing to say:))
>>
>
>
> but you *are*
>
>
>>>(resists temptation to ask "which of all these fishbones.....?")
>>
>>??
>
>
> "Call of the west" I think. Grytpipe pries open a crate in which Le Compte
> is hiding and asks "Now, which of all these fishbones is you?"
> BTW
> see http://www.hirezfox.com/freefall/arcaton/index.html
>
*swoon!!!*
This newsgroup is filled with hotties, I see! And I don't mean the cat!
--Judith
Arcaton
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
but (whissht!) D'ye ken yon Gregor Fisher's a Sassenach?
Aaarcaton
with a great uncle by marriage frae Carnoustie
>
>
Arcaton
Aye that's why I use the new flip top instant cranial cooling haircut!
(You wouldn't see me grey would you?)
[Beach Boys] "It's my little deuce Toupe...."[/Beach Boys]
Arcaton the Bald
>
>
MartinS
> Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote...
>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote...
>> > <sumairp> wrote...
>> > >
>> > > >> Yes please. It would be churlish of a gent to refuse, would
>> > > >> it not?
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Did you never sit on the photocopier at the Xmas party?
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Can you not sit on your scanner?
>> > > >
>> > > >bugger off
>> > > >
>> > > >> It seems to me you would be in a better position to recover
>> > > >> you botty-bits and show us old farts we still can get the
>> > > >> wood you know.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Now, is this a website we can visit or do you have some
>> > > >> other cunning delivery system?
>> > > >
>> > > >Not tellin' ya now P~~~~~
>> > > >
>> > > Madam ! Please . . .
>> > >
>> > > You know there are Australians in this Group and we are very
>> > > shy, quiet, sensitive, gentle folk.
>> >
>> > . . . . . all called Bruce!!
>> > >
>> > > You'll have us all overcome with the Vapors.
>>
>> Wot about Shiela?
>>
> And what about Marlene, Sharlene, Darlene and the crunchy one,
> Praline??
>
> And "Oyy, noyy!!" for "Oh, no!"? :o)
I actually used to know an Australian couple called Bruce and Sheila.
He was a university professor, but of engineering, not philosophy
--
Martin S.
MartinS
Procrastination.
--
Martin S.
Unknown
>>>
>> So why isn't your picture there, Martin? Enquiring minds...
>
>Procrastination.
Surgery can fix that now.
Pass me a scalpel . . . .
SNIP !
Strange Lad
Near Bromley in the South East of Lunden. Iss juss dat I 'ave a good ear
fer accents and fings, so I lissen care-flee, see. My roots are in Hibernia
and Lithuania, my dad's side of the family were Litvaks and me mum was
descended from the O'Neills, the kings of Ireland. My wife is Jamaican and
our children, all three of the wee bairns, are half Irish, Half Jamaican and
half Goon. My eldest boy thought he was called Little Jeem until he was
seven. Real mongrels, us lot. But I love the glaswegian accent, it is very
expressive when you get the hang of it. D'ye ken, hen?
My yiddisher papa was born in Dublin - I'm descended from an Irish Jew - and
there's more where that came from!! (Paul - can you tell me which show that
is from? Please. I think it's the Scarlet Capsule, minardor.) So I am
equally offended by all jokes about any nationality except arabs, which
brings me nicely to Robert Kilroy-Sulk. And away again very quickly,
gevaalt!
If you can follow that, you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
Mixed Dan
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Arcaton
[snip]
>
> My yiddisher papa was born in Dublin - I'm descended from an Irish Jew -
and
> there's more where that came from!! (Paul - can you tell me which show
that
> is from? Please. I think it's the Scarlet Capsule, minardor.) So I am
> equally offended by all jokes about any nationality except arabs, which
> brings me nicely to Robert Kilroy-Sulk. And away again very quickly,
> gevaalt!
Ah'm nae Paul, laddie, but ye're richt...it IS the Scarlet Capsule....
Are ye sure ye kno' whit ye're doin'? Yeah, but I'm willin' to take a second
opinion....
Arrrcaton
nemo
> Snip
> > > > Now, anyone know what Ophelia's arse looks like? Does it look big
in
> > this
> > > > newsgroup?
> > >
> > > *giggle* well I can't show you my arse but I can show you my fronts if
> you
> > > want to see:))
> > >
> > We ought tookas tigate Strange Lad for being so ungallant! - or
topgallant
> > if we wanted him to sail away! :o)
> >
>
> Noah Fence, I didden mean to be ungallant, I got a bit carried away with
the
> offer of being shown Ophelia's bits. How many fronts?
>
> parts as we males are just following the biological imperative, which
makes
> us all rather straightforward and simple when it comes to sexuality.
>
> Gulp. Serious bit over.
>
>
> MAd daN
>
. . . . which makes us all rather straightforward and simple when it comes
to sexuality?????
How long you been on the Usenet? Or have you got an ISP who censors
everything? Praps Hairy Whitemouse is alive and well and living with Lord
Longthing and Ross McSquirter in the bowels of the Usenet!
I hear the ghost of Jimmy Edwards is going to organise a Festival of Light
Ale for them all!
:o)
nemo
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
news:wBgMb.7$0v...@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Arcaton" <r_c...@lineone.net> wrote in message news:40019265_2@mk-nntp-
>
>
>
>
>
> > What's a RATUC?
>
> rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st
>
>
I stopped watching that when they killed off Ena Sharp Balls!
nemo
Ophelia <Ophelia...@yahoo.co.ok> wrote in message
>
> > AAAAGH! ANATHEMA!....sorry not a soapie fan AT ALL...not a Corrie
regular
> > since Leonard Swindley left the Street....
>
> Hah! Well you had better not go to the RATUCS site any more!
>
> At least you admit to knowing Leonard Swindley:))
>
Oh, no. That was later, wasn tit?!