Geri Who?
pa...@nospam.hsh.com
Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Paul Havemann,
who regrets the need to remove 'nospam' to reply by email.
You know where to put the cork.
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>
>
> Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
Well, if you can read, you'll notice this is alt.*fan*.geri-halliwell thank
you.
Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
the need...
-----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==-----
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Dodo
pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>
> Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>
Qapla'
Dodo
p.s geez my server is up to date for a change
--
I'm extinct therefore I am.
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com
In article <6moids$nil$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
>
> In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
> pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>
> you.
>
> Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
> the need...
i luv her bazoombas, they light up my life.
Consider this a test post.
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com
> sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
> pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>
> Well, if you can read, you'll notice this is alt.*fan*.geri-halliwell thank
> you.
>
> Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
> the need...
Why don't you go pee on yourself you dirty so and so. It's your kind that
makes this a bad place to be with all your "why meee"s and "I waaaaaant
some"s. Feel free to plummet to your death from a tall bridge you creepy
little cretin. Inhale a big whiff of dogfart and keel over and never take
another whiff of anything again.
That, people, is a test post. Testing testing...
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com
In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>
> Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
You never know. People always said that Tiffany wouldn't last and guess
what? They were right. Exceptions to every rule though.
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mp3hn$l5t$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> In article <6moids$nil$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> > pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
> >
> > you.
> >
> > Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
> > the need...
>
*smack* She has buns of steel too you know!
Snail
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mp3qa$lho$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
>
> > sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
> > pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
> >
> > Well, if you can read, you'll notice this is alt.*fan*.geri-halliwell thank
> > you.
> >
> > Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
> > the need...
>
I'm convinced now this is Rod Rooter :) Welcome aboard Rod!
Canadia...@my-dejanews.com
In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>
>
> Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>
>
> Paul Havemann,
> who regrets the need to remove 'nospam' to reply by email.
>
> You know where to put the cork.
>
next 3 months because she is under a contract. She said "I'll be back" and
aparentlly she might, because she has been seen going to many auditions in LA
and producers want her for their movies or whatever. GOOD LUCK GERI!!
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <358FD4...@wxs.nl>,
Cool Dodo :) I'm going to request afg-h on Mountain Net by the end of the week
if it still isn't added by then.
So far, I've only seen 3 posts on Dejanews, so hopefully all the Geri fans
will start posting soon :)
Donnie
Pyro...@my-dejanews.com
In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>
>
> Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>
"just feck off!"
Dodo
Chemically Imbalanced Spice wrote:
>
> In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
> pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>
> you.
>
> Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
> the need...
>
alt.binaries.Geri-Halliwel
alt.fan.Victoria-Adams
alt.flame.Victoria-adams
alt.binaries.Victoria-Adams
alt.flame.Melanie-Chisholm
alt.binaries.Melanie-Chisholm
alt.fan.Emma-Bunton
alt.flame.Emma-Bunton
alt.binaries.Emma-Bunton.
alt.flame.Melanie-Brown
alt.binaries.BARF-Melanie-Brown.
Did I miss something? [-:
Qapla'
Dodo [who doesn't see the point in alt.fan.Mel b]
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com
In article <6mp7p3$sji$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
>
> In article <6mp3qa$lho$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > > sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > > > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > > > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
> > >
> > > Well, if you can read, you'll notice this is alt.*fan*.geri-halliwell thank
> > > you.
> > >
> > > Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
> > > the need...
> >
>
> I'm convinced now this is Rod Rooter :) Welcome aboard Rod!
>
> Snail
>
I am most certainly not me, why don't you go debate who makes KitKats you
hippie balloon-animal-maker.
CherryS...@hotmail.com
In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>
>
> Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>
>
> Paul Havemann,
> who regrets the need to remove 'nospam' to reply by email.
>
> You know where to put the cork.
>
Paul, Thank you for your gracious opinion to this newsgroup. I am glad to
see that you know all about Geri and you know what is best for her.
CherryS...@hotmail.com
In article <6mp7mh$sj1$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Canadia...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
> pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
> >
> > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> >
> > Paul Havemann,
> > who regrets the need to remove 'nospam' to reply by email.
> >
> > You know where to put the cork.
> >
> next 3 months because she is under a contract. She said "I'll be back" and
> aparentlly she might, because she has been seen going to many auditions in LA
> and producers want her for their movies or whatever. GOOD LUCK GERI!!
>
> http://www.dejanews.com/ Now offering spam-free web-based newsreading
>
You are right, she cannot do anything for three months according to the law.
She will be back.
CherryS...@hotmail.com
Well, if you can read, you'll notice this is alt.*fan*.geri-halliwell thank
> you.
>
> Snail who suggests the haters create alt.flame.geri-halliwell if they feel
> the need...
>
> http://www.dejanews.com/ Now offering spam-free web-based newsreading
>
Exactly..This is for FANS!
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <35901A...@wxs.nl>,
j.br...@wxs.nl wrote:
>
> alt.flame.Melanie-Brown
> alt.binaries.BARF-Melanie-Brown.
>
> Did I miss something? [-:
> Qapla'
> Dodo [who doesn't see the point in alt.fan.Mel b]
I totally agree :) I would make it, but I have a bad feeling the alt.config
fuckers would shoot it down. Oh well. There is always the forthcoming web page
:)
Snail
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mpc38$3oj$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> In article <6mp7p3$sji$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
> >
> > I'm convinced now this is Rod Rooter :) Welcome aboard Rod!
> >
> > Snail
> >
>
> I am most certainly not me, why don't you go debate who makes KitKats you
> hippie balloon-animal-maker.
You taught me everything I needed to know baybee!
Snail
who goes to make some more balloon animals for the netizens of afg-h
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mp8j9$tr0$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Pyro...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
> pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
> >
>
Tell him to go to his bed room with a jar of vaseline and the latest issue of
"Shaved" ;)
Snail
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mpe88$7g4$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
CherryS...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> You are right, she cannot do anything for three months according to the law.
> She will be back.
Fuck the law, but you can't beat the law.
FUCK 'EM, AND THEIR LAW.
Snail
Arrrrggggghhhhh! Prodigy flashback.
Ally Kearney
In article <6mp7p3$sji$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, sna...@access.mountain.net
(Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
>In article <6mp3qa$lho$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>> > sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
>> > pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>> > > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
>> > > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
>> > > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>> > Well, if you can read, you'll notice this is alt.*fan*.geri-halliwell thank
>> > you.
>> Why don't you go pee on yourself you dirty so and so.
>I'm convinced now this is Rod Rooter :)
WELL DUH! 'SmoothColt45'? I knew it the second I saw it.
My server is being bad, it's returning errors with my posts. But I'm here.
Cheers,
Lulu
rona...@ix.netcom.com
In article <6mpc38$3oj$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> I am most certainly not me, why don't you go debate who makes KitKats you
> hippie balloon-animal-maker.
I'm the one who is fascinated by who makes Kit Kats, not Donnie.
Sheesh! Get your facts straight man. It really is an interesting topic for
discussion... Someday I shall get to the tasty bottom of it too! :9
~Ronald Traino
Zero Gloom Thanks To our G-Force With a Zoom!
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com
In article <6mphgj$cp8$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> Pyro...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> > In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
> > >
> > >
> > > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
> > >
> >
>
> Tell him to go to his bed room with a jar of vaseline and the latest issue of
> "Shaved" ;)
>
For my money, the use of vasline is vastly overated. Really drags out the
process far too long. As far as inspirational material (ie: jack off
helpers/porn) goes, I find the best thing is a good imagination. I'm
picturing you in a kilt...
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mq40h$9kd$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> In article <6mphgj$cp8$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> sna...@access.mountain.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:
>
> > Tell him to go to his bed room with a jar of vaseline and the latest issue
of
> > "Shaved" ;)
> >
>
> For my money, the use of vasline is vastly overated. Really drags out the
> process far too long. As far as inspirational material (ie: jack off
> helpers/porn) goes, I find the best thing is a good imagination. I'm
> picturing you in a kilt...
Ooooh baby! Tank you. I was thinking of you in a Gucci dress last night.
Snail
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mq7ap$dtn$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
rona...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
> In article <6mpc38$3oj$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> Smooth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > I am most certainly not me, why don't you go debate who makes KitKats you
> > hippie balloon-animal-maker.
>
> I'm the one who is fascinated by who makes Kit Kats, not Donnie.
I'm fascinated too! Give me my time in the sun plz! I'm just more quiet about
it ;)
> Sheesh! Get your facts straight man. It really is an interesting topic for
> discussion... Someday I shall get to the tasty bottom of it too! :9\
All right. Someone else finally noticed Geri's buns of steel.
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <6mq3me$s23$1...@pale-rider.INS.CWRU.Edu>,
jh...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ally Kearney) wrote:
>
> My server is being bad, it's returning errors with my posts. But I'm here.
I got three of your posts so far. How many did you try to post? Also, what
errors are you getting?
Snail
who is requesting Mountain Net carry afg-h if they aren't by tmr.
Dodo
Chemically Imbalanced Spice wrote:
>
> In article <358FD4...@wxs.nl>,
> j.br...@wxs.nl wrote:
> >
> > p.s geez my server is up to date for a change
>
> Cool Dodo :) I'm going to request afg-h on Mountain Net by the end of the week
> if it still isn't added by then.
>
> So far, I've only seen 3 posts on Dejanews, so hopefully all the Geri fans
> will start posting soon :)
>
soon. ]-:
Qapla'
Dodo [who already thought afgh grew bigger than amsg over night]
Dodo
Pyro...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
> pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
> > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
> > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
> >
>
> "just feck off!"
>
Qapla'
Dodo
Yucky Philip
Dodo wrote:
>Pyro...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>>
>> In article <Ev09...@news2.new-york.net>,
>> pa...@nospam.hsh.com wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> > Unless something terribly remarkable happens, Geri has already
>> > used up her 15 minutes of fame. IMO, perhaps 9 of them were expended
>> > in that Playboy spread: both were... unimpressive.
>> >
>>
>> "just feck off!"
>>
>I agree, haters are not allowed.
Arse. I'll be off then. ;)
--
Philip "I haven't set up a .sig for this ng yet" Smith
Chemically Imbalanced Spice
In article <359125...@wxs.nl>,
Being on Dejanews, I'm lucky and missed those binary posts. Binaries do suck
on non-binary ngs. I just hope someone turned him in.
One of these days, I'm going to go through my Geri jpeg collection and delete
out the duplicates, zip it up and post it to
alt.binaries.pictures.spice-girls. No nudies btw, and it will happen soon.
Snail
Noahide Videos Bible
Gloryel and Daniel
Pleasant days. Gentle days. Humble days. Daniel, after all is said and done, seemingly getting over it. Finally, seemingly, getting over it.
Gloryel took the load out of the washing, filled the basket and waltzed outside, her headphones on, listening to a Mozart Concerto, happy in her world of contented love. She put the clothes up one by one, the socks, shirts, skirts and pants. The pegs were good pegs – plastic Eternya pegs which Daniel had recently purchased, and would last forever. Well done hubby. When the clothes were up she looked at them, dripping in the light, the water cascading downwards, to the grass, perhaps splashing some unfortunate ant, or other bug. Disappearing into the earth of the heavenlies, finding its home. Perhaps to return somehow, but in mysterious ways beyond the knowledge of Gloryel. Heaven had always been strange to Gloryel. It was like a mystery, in many ways. Held together, perhaps only by the fidelity of God. Physical laws? They had made sense on earth. In heaven everything was backwards. But perhaps it was meant to be. The true power of life. The true power of God. She looked at the water, dripping down, looked at the clothes in the heat of the day, and wondered if they were happy. It was a recent thought, so Daniel had claimed, that things, even mundane objects in heaven, had a spirit of sorts. A true animistic idea for which Daniel was truly famous for. Were her clothes happy? Did they enjoy being washed? Did they enjoy being cleaned? Gloryel knew she certainly did and their cat, Mushroom, which was over near the bushes, in the shade, currently licking herself, also obviously enjoyed being cleaned. But did clothes enjoy it? Water. The stuff which cleansed. Oh, a little soap never hurt, but Daniel preferred his stuff washed just with water, and Gloryel did not object. Water? How did it clean? Oh, chemical reactions she supposed. Washing away loose particles of dirt and gunk from clothes – clothes more strongly knitted together through their atomic connections than the dirt, which was more loose, and able to be dislodged by the cleaning agency of H2O. Water. Cleaning. And more – for drinking. To quench thirst. And, of course, to cleanse the inner system. And the more you drank, usually, the weight stayed away, which was ever so important for a typically vain spice girl of renowned weight fluctuations. She stood there, looking at the dripping water, when Daniel yelled ‘Babe. Were are you?’ and so she disappeared back inside, looked at the fast food he had brought home for dinner, and looked forward to enjoying the new movie just made – Titanic 47, yet another instalment in the epic series.
* * *
Daniel looked at the ice block. It was the last one in the freezer. ‘Do you mind babe?’ he asked her, pulling it out, giving her his best ‘poor me’ look. She wanted to complain. It was hot. It was the last one. ‘Go on, then. I’ll have some ice water.’
‘Thanks babe.’
5 minutes later, sitting out the back, watching the neighbours a little, she sipped her water, and thought again on the purity of the stuff. Simple chemicals. Simple energy, apparently, from the source of all life – God. Apparently spirit matter filled everything – the whole universe – and the spirit of God moulded such stuff into life and other useful things, for his entertainment, and to impart his children into the grand adventure of it all. Water – one of the fundamentals. But, supposedly, 5 elements. Fire. Very hot. Earth – solid. Wind – Free as a bird. And then, the most intense, the ecstasy of Plasma. The fifth element.
5 elements – the basis of existence. The matter of the physicality of the spiritual realm. 5 Elements, and 5 of the angels claimed them. But the other two? Saruviel at 6 and Michael at 7? What on earth represented them? The unknown elements? The unknown powers? Who knew.
* * *
‘So, babe, you wanna go see a movie. The new ‘Freerider’. It should be great. Saruviel never stuffs up with his epics.’
‘Maybe,’ she responded, sipping on water. ‘But I really want to cleanse myself at the moment. To understand something. To ascertain a mystery.’
He looked at her quizzically. ‘What mystery?’
‘We’ll have to wait and see, dear Daniel. We will have to wait and see.’
‘Oh, ok. Well let me know if you find your answer. I’m off to see Freerider.’
‘Bye,’ she responded. And he was gone.
She sipped on her water, purifying herself. She needed to be clean. She would wash 7 or 8 times tonight. Cold showers. Scrubbing a lot. Perfectly clean. Then she would sit in the quiet room, and pray, and think. The sixth element? And the seventh? What could they possibly be?
The music of Enya made her at peace, and as Boudicea the extended version entered her heart, she found the sixth inside. It was darkness. A very, very, dark spirit. Very, very cold. Capable of Absolute Zero – of absolute nothing. Frozen in time, frozen in heart, at peace with the darkness, cold, but a cool breeze to soothe what she knew the seventh to be. The eternal power and wrath of the Almighty one. Michael, God’s favoured child. The seventh son. The power of God. White light. A burning power beyond the heat and intensity of Plasma. Excruciatingly powerful and strong. A blaze of absolute glory. BUT, as they say, it was always darkest before the dawn. ALWAYS.
*
Daniel watched Freerider catch the bad guys, rescue the maiden, get a kiss, and save the day. Another typical classic. Well done Saruviel.
He ordered water from the movie canteen. He drank it all. He ordered two more bottles. He drank them all. He needed to be suddenly clean. Something in him was telling him this.
When he got home Gloryel was naked, and she kissed him, and they sat in the cool of the night, drinking ice water.
‘I have found what I needed to find. Understanding.’
‘Did you work out 8?’
‘Huh? What was that Daniel?’
‘Nothing babe. Lets fuck.’
‘Hmm. Men.’
The End
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