Commentary for KH1 Service 8-15-10
Chaz Lambrusco
sermon book will go
on sale today at Dolores Press, so there should be a packed house of Scotties.
Chaz Lambrusco
They are live. Clapper Gill is missing again. I hope he is OK.
rpbc
rpbc:
Camera man discovers ceiling lights this morning... opens with them
into opening song. Gil is not there... hope he's okay.
rpbc
rpbc:
She has her lady Breck hair on today.
Chaz Lambrusco
Oh no! She is talking about money! Church is in a financial crisis!
H8N S8N
Happy
because everything that is not already sold, is for sale.
Happy
Because Pastore Skank has abandoned downtown LA
Happy
Because Pastor Skank has almost completely removed
Doc's teaching from the airwaves
Happy
Because students (and others) around the world no longer
have access to the teaching (down-loadable from the net)
Yea,
I bet he's real fuggn happy . . . . . .
Ain't She a Peach ?
Chaz Lambrusco
I don't get it. Why would anyone send a check with the work "Charity" on it.
None of their corporation names use that word.
Now she is saying that there are checks coming in with the word "donation"
on them.
She says anyone who does that does not understand giving.
In my humble undeducated opinion, if it is not a donation, then it is payment
for a service.
Sounds like a "for profit" business transaction to me.
H8N S8N
H8n:
Instead of paying her bills? She might try?
"I AM the great and powerful OZ"
Chaz Lambrusco
Now she says she won't accept checks with Doc's name on the check.
There are some coming in with "Dr. Gene Scott" in the memo field.
She says you cannot make out checks to a dead person.
Chaz comment:
Oh, cmon, PMS. Can't you make your ministry like the "Weekend of Bernies"
movie?
H8N S8N
on it.
None of their corporation names use that word.
Now she is saying that there are checks coming in with the word
"donation"
H8n:
Smoke and mirrors.
She cannot stand on the truth, so what's left?
The reason for the current crisis is she has had to return
(many checks) Solution?
Birthday offering for the dead guy!
H8N S8N
Chaz Lambrusco
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PMS was talking about their move to Glendale from LA, and how they thought
they would
leave some of the troubles with movie shoots behind. WRONG!
"Satan follows me around like a piece of toilet paper"
They are doing a film shoot out in the street by KH1 next weekend! LOL!
H8N S8N
I'm outta here!
Time to watch Pastor Chuck:
http://calvarychapelcostamesa.com/video/live
Chaz Lambrusco
Me too. Bible babble time, as Oros would say.
babyshoes
IMissed her,,I guess this is a re run on giving..
the time to give is when you are unemployed...she says..
She is right! You can even give all you got like the old lady who gave
her last two pennies..
It is easier to give all you have when you have so little ..or...to
give..
You aren't popping balloons, with your first fruits analogy
Melissa..you pooping greed.
babyshoes
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Make out the check with the word "Charity" on it..
oh, this gives new meaning to the word " the Charity of the world has
grown cold"
What is wrong with putting the word tithe on the check?
Melissa is covering her ass..Is faith center a church or not..because
if its not..
she can't use God to get money for herself?/
She can't try to keep fleecing her sheep..and get money from "new
people..it won't work..
And new people will scrutinize making a check out to pastor Scott.
When their suppose to be giving to God...
Melissa are you God?
No your not!
God doesn't quiver before the I.R.S.
rpbc
> On 15 Aug, 11:16, Chaz Lambrusco <g...@onvacation.com> wrote:
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> > >> On Aug 15, 11:03 am, rpbc <b_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> > >>> On Aug 15, 10:29 am, Chaz Lambrusco <g...@onvacation.com> wrote:
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> > >>>> I think Doc's birthday will be celebrated. The 4th edition of that
> > >>>> Pulpit
> > >>>> sermon book will go
> > >>>> on sale today at Dolores Press, so there should be a packed house
> > >>>> of
> > >>>> Scotties.
> > >>> rpbc:
> > >>> Camera man discovers ceiling lights this morning... opens with them
> > >>> into opening song. Gil is not there... hope he's okay.
> > >> rpbc:
> > >> She has her lady Breck hair on today.
> > > Oh no! She is talking about money! Church is in a financial crisis!
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> > I don't get it. Why would anyone send a check with the work "Charity" on it.
> > None of their corporation names use that word.
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> > Now she is saying that there are checks coming in with the word "donation"
> > on them.
> > She says anyone who does that does not understand giving.
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> > In my humble undeducated opinion, if it is not a donation, then it is payment
> > for a service.
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Babys:
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> Make out the check with the word "Charity" on it..
> oh, this gives new meaning to the word " the Charity of the world has
> grown cold"
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> What is wrong with putting the word tithe on the check?
> Melissa is covering her ass..Is faith center a church or not..because
> if its not..
> she can't use God to get money for herself?/
>
> She can't try to keep fleecing her sheep..and get money from "new
> people..it won't work..
> And new people will scrutinize making a check out to pastor Scott.
> When their suppose to be giving to God...
> Melissa are you God?
> No your not!
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rpbc:
It's an IRS issue for sure. You all should have heard her yelling at
the IRS people when she had a bunch of people show up one evening to
'prove' it to them... that's when those who showed up that evening
could hear her yelling at them... this is a church, how stupid can you
be not to see that. Of course they had been examining papers
indicating otherwise. She's putting a reason for giving principle on
it but it is an IRS issue.
Yes, that yelling episode actually took place. I know a couple of
little birdies that were there.
dearadoe
Re: I Missed her,,I guess this is a re run on giving..
the time to give is when you are unemployed...she says..
Reply: ....I thought she weren't one of them thar prosperity, seed
planting tv preachers. They say "'tater". She says "potato",
and can say it in 150 languages.
A potato called by any name will eventually grow eyes and
see what's going on.....and stop giving. lol
rpbc
rpbc:
I don't know about the eventually growing eyes and see.... studies
have indicated otherwise. There's a study going on right now in
Glendale and all indications are that even though they grow eyes the
eyes do not necessarily open.
dearadoe
Reply: The one's that don't open their eyes are called spuds..I think
..or is it puds?
rpbc
Deara:
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rpbc:
Puds.... that's double bubble funny.
rpbc
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rpbc:
Correction.... this didn't take place in the evening... it was in the
middle of the week in the afternoon, about two o' clock. There were
about three rows of people at LAUC for this event, everybody was
instructed to dress up and bring bibles for this emergency with no
explanation prior to arriving, at least to most of them. Oh happy
day... she yelled at the 'stupid' IRS agents who couldn't discern that
LAUC is a church, tax exempt, corporate entities and all. I take it
things didn't improve after she screamed at them. Yes... screaming is
the word used.... I said, screaming?... and the answer was
immediate... yes, screaming... LOUD.
H8N S8N
Correction.... this didn't take place in the evening... it was in the
middle of the week in the afternoon, about two o' clock. There were
about three rows of people at LAUC for this event, everybody was
instructed to dress up and bring bibles for this emergency with no
explanation prior to arriving, at least to most of them. Oh happy
day... she yelled at the 'stupid' IRS agents who couldn't discern that
LAUC is a church, tax exempt, corporate entities and all. I take it
things didn't improve after she screamed at them. Yes... screaming is
the word used.... I said, screaming?... and the answer was
immediate... yes, screaming... LOUD.
H8n:
I sure hope she told the IRS:
"I represent the Great and Powerful OZ"
"I slept with the man, FOR YEARS" !
rpbc
rpbc:
Correction HS... possible correction anyway.... from her own lips,
Melissa said she never consummated the marriage to Gene Scott. That
is what slept with the man means, right.... So, maybe the IRS listens
more closely to detail than a scottie.... for sure when it comes to
issues of money and responsibility.
geraldkrug
sermons.
Check this out April 15 2010
In a sermon to endorse Meg Witman...
Transcript
00:00:00 The people in this church who have been taught about giving
possessions and things, this will only reaffirm or confirm the things
you've already been taught. There are so many people coming daily and
weekly to this ministry who haven't been taught.(That Meg Witman
should be Governor of California) I put myself in the position of
someone if I were sitting at home in my living room going through the
channels (Seeing political advertising) as some of us still do go
through the channels and through the many voices (Candidates) it is
impossible to not go by a person who is, supposedly there to proclaim
the good news,( A woman Governor) talking about things like "seeds
sown" or "harvest" (CEO of EBAY)or things like words of art (Lying
like Jerry Brown) used improperly in the church such as
"donation." (Political Fund Raisers) If I were sitting in my living
room and I was going through the channels and I saw someone just
speaking about those terms (Elect jerry Brown) I would move on. I'd
keep going. I'm just telling you straight up front I could not bear to
listen. (Except to Meg Witman)
00:01:29 I'm putting on my hat (My Vote) of average Joe sitting at
home who maybe or maybe not has been taught in the Word.(Meg Witman
never lies about immigration)
00:01:36 I'd just turn the channel. (If Jerry Brown comes on the TV)
00:01:38 So I thought I desperately need to teach people the right way
to give. (To Meg Witmans Campaign.)
00:01:43 And I have been very careful as to not engage in a weekly
series.( For Fear of the IRS) I love to teach in series and do things
where you're on a roll (Campaigning) and you just keep going (City to
City in California). The first one is really tough (Downtown Los
Angeles) and then you just keep going.(Glendale, San Fran. Texas) The
problem is that we need to be preaching the full Gospel.(Meg Witmans
Plans) And the full Gospel entails every dimension of what is
disclosed, (All Meg all the time) not just money.(She has put $100
million in the campaign) Now I've put the same effort forward in
talking about giving (To Meg Witman) and money as I do about
describing and defining salvation (Needing Megs' ideas for California
so badly) or the blood (Jerry Browns loss) or things that we know
they're abundant proofs many times over, (Meg leading companies to
prosperity) manifoldly presented in the Scriptures to define (Meg in
Wikipedia).
It goes on and on for Meg Witman so the churches tax exempt status is
being taken away....
Chaz Lambrusco
PMS's sermon was really a "gem" today. (Meg spelled backwards)
BTW, there is an H in Whitman.
geraldkrug
Cruisin' down the center of a two-way street,
wond'rin' who is really in the driver's seat.
Mindin' my bus'ness, along comes big brother,
says, "Son, you better get on one side or the other."
WO-OH I'm out on the border,
WO-OH I'm walkin' the line.
WO-OH Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order,
I'm tryin' to change this water to wine.
After a hard day I'm safe at home
foolin' with my baby on the telephone,
out of nowhere somebody cuts in and says,
"Hmm, you in some trouble, boy, we know where you been."
WO-OH I'm out on the border,
WO-OH I thought this was a private line.
WO-OH Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order,
I'm tryin' to change this water to wine.
Never mind your name JUST GIVE US YOUR NUMBER
mm, never mind your face JUST GIVE US YOUR CARD
Mm, and we wanna know WHOSE WING ARE YOU UNDER.
You better step to the right OR WE CAN MAKE IT HARD.
WO-OH I'm stuck on the border.
WO-OH All I wanted was some peace of mind.
WO-OH Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order,
I'm tryin' to change this water to wine.
ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER leave me be, I'm just walking this line
I'M OUT ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER all I wanted was some peace of mind, peace of mind
I'M OUT ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER can't you see I'm tryin' to change this water to wine
I'M OUT ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER don't you tell me 'bout your law and order
I'M OUT ON THE BORDER I'm sick and tired of all your law and order
ON THE BORDER say goodnight in here
I'M OUT ON THE BORDER
ON THE BORDER
I'M OUT ON THE BORDER (fade)
Gypsie
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putz?
Gypsie
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doesn't 'charity' make the $$$ a donation that is a tax write off?
geraldkrug
Oh suck my pee pole
geraldkrug
http://www.metafilter.com/61210/How-much-does-your-governor-make
I gon spend $100 million for a $206,500 job...
Gee I'm so smart, lets do the math shall we...
Duh Homer Simpson even can do this...
I get 1/484th of my moneys worth...
Jesus are you gonna be pissed cause I gave you nothing outa that?
cowman
> Duh I'm Meg Witmen (spelling by cowman)http://www.metafilter.com/61210/How-much-does-your-governor-make
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> I gon spend $100 million for a $206,500 job...
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> Gee I'm so smart, lets do the math shall we...
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> Duh Homer Simpson even can do this...
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> I get 1/484th of my moneys worth...
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> Jesus are you gonna be pissed cause I gave you nothing outa that?
I love to see Meg Whitman in governor chair..
H8N S8N
Correction HS... possible correction anyway.... from her own lips,
Melissa said she never consummated the marriage to Gene Scott.
That is what slept with the man means, right...
H8n:
So she was nothing more than a boot-licker?
Question:
How do we know its true
Answer:
Pastor Scott said so
H8n reply:
I believe her, and always have.
Not like all you nay-sayers here @afgs!
I believe her. . . . . . .
geraldkrug
Sucking the pee pole ;)
Please fill in W9 form
and click submit button
Chaz Lambrusco
I don't think whores fill out W9's, unless they are in certain counties in
Nevada.
I wonder what occupation code they put on their 1040's?
cowman
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> I gon spend $100 million for a $206,500 job...
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> Gee I'm so smart, lets do the math shall we...
>
> Duh Homer Simpson even can do this...
>
> I get 1/484th of my moneys worth...
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> Jesus are you gonna be pissed cause I gave you nothing outa that?
church is good for people but how to be good if pay big tax and other
bills to satisfied city administration...
Dope
> church is good for people but how to be good if pay big tax and other
> bills to satisfied city administration...
Me smokey lots of dopey.
Don't worry,
be happy.
I don't care what government does.
Big Corp are fxcking up everything,
Gov should control Corps.
Gov should legalize dope :)
Me luvy Dope,
Me Vibe with Dopes.
Me watchy lots of funny American TV.
Simps Good ;-) MTv better :)
I love Music CD :)
Me much retard.
Me fxcky Mel with pee pole. :) Hee Hee
Me likey Krug and Mel :)
Dopey
rpbc
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rpbc:
You'd think, but in the planet scott of two faces much public noise is
made about not being a charity while internally it's a church with no
members. What's one to do when the authorities show up taking them
at their word, and of course the paper work. I keep remembering how
she was turned away from those of influence Scott had ingratiated
himself with when she tried to stay active in those circles. If the
tax people showed up back then Scott would make a phone call instead
of screaming at salaried bureaucrats. He saved screaming for staff
members.
cowman
likey Dope,poker face just help administracion but church,not..
geraldkrug
Scroll down and start practicing, and you
whores just make a creative looking X
or some chicken scratch of some kind...
geraldkrug
cowman
pee pole just fxcky striptizbar furniture not church...LAUC is church
for your informacion..
Dope
I'z Know'z what'z you'z sayin'z.
Me likey Mel's Churchez too!! :)
Me set in back and smokey dopey,
and do the Pee Wee Herman.
Youz knowz Pee Wee?
Youz Iz Right,
Mel's serious Churcher.
Mel is Fashion Designer!!! :-)
Atlas Hold up World.
Doper Dopey
babyshoes
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Melissa has been trained for this.... by Gene Scott, and who she
chose on staff, and what she brought, when she separated or rightly
divided the people there.,
A lot of people in this world, who actually have a higher
understanding, and relation to Jesus, scratch their heads as to why
they have been chosen over by a more magmatic and less spiritual
persona. It's the knowledge of priestly politics. (Mammon) that
collection box, that, 'hunk a hunk of burning money.
These rejected ones, with a relation to truth, and understanding, are
better off away, and they take with them the spirit of the church, one
by one, till it is no longer there..as in the temple ..in Jerusalem,
with the (Shekhinah) when that was gone from a place it was over...
"captivity".?
babyshoes
> >> On Aug 15, 11:03 am, rpbc <b_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> On Aug 15, 10:29 am, Chaz Lambrusco <g...@onvacation.com> wrote:
>
> >>>> I think Doc's birthday will be celebrated. The 4th edition of that
> >>>> Pulpit
> >>>> sermon book will go
> >>>> on sale today at Dolores Press, so there should be a packed house
> >>>> of
> >>>> Scotties.
> >>> rpbc:
> >>> Camera man discovers ceiling lights this morning... opens with them
> >>> into opening song. Gil is not there... hope he's okay.
> >> rpbc:
> >> She has her lady Breck hair on today.
> > Oh no! She is talking about money! Church is in a financial crisis!
>
> I don't get it. Why would anyone send a check with the work "Charity" on it.
> None of their corporation names use that word.
>
> Now she is saying that there are checks coming in with the word "donation"
> on them.
> She says anyone who does that does not understand giving.
>
> In my humble undeducated opinion, if it is not a donation, then it is payment
> for a service.
> Sounds like a "for profit" business transaction to me.- Hide quoted text -
>
<Now she is saying that there are checks coming in with the word
"donation"on them.
She says anyone who does that does not understand giving.>
Just the opposite.Why shouldn't members ...(unless she is going to
tell them their not members) want to claim it, it's a big chunk for
some off their taxes..they probably do claim it and live in fear of
the audit..
Tax man: I see you gave the same amount in July twice, was that a
mistake?
No, I did it on purpose..you know a..er double portion month.I've done
it for the last 20 years..
Tax man: I'm going to have to look at all your donations..please going
back __years
She is missing some big chunk change from some drunk Gazillionaire,
who will pay
for the preaching/fantasy..a.. er...guilt/redemption..but when he
hears the part, where there is no write off
(no happy ending) tee hee... a strange enzyme is released into his
brain...I may be drunk but I'm not stupid...
H8N S8N
Melissa has been trained for this.... by Gene Scott, and who she
chose on staff, and what she brought, when she separated or rightly
divided the people there.,
H. S8n:
I cannot easily grasp why Brent & Teresa are still there.
Outside of it may not reflect well on his exemplary resume'
"Worked for Cult-leader for > a decade"
H8n note:
What gets larger - the more you take away from it?
A Hole
A hole is easy to fall in, hard to climb out of
H8N S8N
Haten
Gypsie
all fees are listed as charity lmao
Gypsie
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actually there were some instances where doc did give receipts for
large donations, but he said you would hafta call in advance (not on
the 800 lines) and speak with someone special like Wakeman or Karl.
geraldkrug
OM OM OM
He's here now and he has a musical message
based on the Hit song,
Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
If you like it then you better put a glove on it
If you glove it then you get to stick yo yum in it
If you yum it then you gotta get above on it
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
If you love it then you gotta suck on up to it
If you suck up then you should a pumped a rump on it
If you pumped it then yo camera got a shot of it
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
I'm a pastwhore lover
_____________________________
I got a flat line now, no connection,
he's gone...
Whew I'm exhausted...