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Is TBN's Laurie Crouch Perpetually Stoned ???
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TelevangelistsMov...@asseenontv.com
Mar 14, 2011, 5:25:52 PM3/14/11
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Every time I flip past TBN and this bimbo Laurie Crouch and her
windswept husband are on, I am shocked by how she rambles
inappropriately (like a child) right across what it is he says,
whenever she feels like it.
windswept husband are on, I am shocked by how she rambles
inappropriately (like a child) right across what it is he says,
whenever she feels like it.
Laurie Crouch seems to have a good smokin' body, explaining why she is
there with him. But really. This bitch acts like she just pulled an
all nighter with Charlie Sheen snorting 8-balls of Methamphetamine
washed down by 199 Proof Vodka Screwdrivers for breakfast.
Man can hardly get his God selling point across to the sheeple without
her belching and hiccupping some inane observation.
One can only imagine the hilarity had Fraudster old euGene Scott had
the balls to SHARE the stage with a Pony Girl or later with his Porn
Star Wife Melissa during his Jesus Ramble Time and have her cut in
when he was blowtorching something that made his shriveled cock wince
in pain.
GS: "and that's why the Knights of Templar are..."
MS: "Gene, I saw the cutest French maid outfit on QVC, I'll order it
in XXXL for you, baby!"
GS: "(uh, with XXXL handcuffs?) ...the rightful heirs of..."
Anyone else observe differently?
w_bane
Mar 14, 2011, 5:58:33 PM3/14/11
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On Mar 14, 2:25 pm, TelevangelistsMoveInMysteriousW...@AsSeenOnTV.com
wrote:
wrote:
She does look a little like P.M.S.
geraldkrug
Mar 14, 2011, 10:56:47 PM3/14/11
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I'll gladly kick her where the Jen don't shine...
studio
Mar 15, 2011, 1:05:13 AM3/15/11
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On Mar 14, 7:56 pm, geraldkrug <gd...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I'll gladly kick her where the Jen don't shine...
> I'll gladly kick her where the Jen don't shine...
Gerald i thinks you been kicked in the cunt
a few times....desensitized and loving it.
studio
Mar 15, 2011, 1:07:05 AM3/15/11
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On Mar 14, 2:25 pm, TelevangelistsMoveInMysteriousW...@AsSeenOnTV.com
wrote:
wrote:
So, you think she's hot?
you must not get out much.
geraldkrug
Mar 15, 2011, 1:14:51 AM3/15/11
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All I know is that it hurts just as bad as a man getting kicked in
the
Nut cases...
the
Nut cases...
PopeChumpo
Mar 15, 2011, 2:22:18 AM3/15/11
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Pope- Who copied who? I suppose Laurie fashioned her looks and stage
style around Melissa. They both try to possess that no-it-all squint-
smile combo.
geraldkrug
Mar 15, 2011, 3:44:28 AM3/15/11
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But none of them has the Spark of Genius like ME...
I just entered MY
http://boughtupcom.freeservers.com/cgi/CRcode/acqcode.pl
in at Microsofts Spark of Genius
I'll be teaching too if Mashable.com does a news item on the
application
dearadoe
Mar 15, 2011, 4:42:41 AM3/15/11
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On Mar 14, 11:22 pm, PopeChumpo <pope2...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Pope- Who copied who? I suppose Laurie fashioned her looks and stage
> style around Melissa. They both try to possess that no-it-all squint-
> smile combo.
Reply: Nah, not PMS. IMO, Laurie has fashioned her looks and stage
style
around Jan Crouch. (4 wot reason?...Duh...)
geraldkrug
Mar 15, 2011, 3:23:35 PM3/15/11
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I guess I should put some sugar on this...
Dear doo doo your a very nice target for MY obvious desires.
I have a weakness for you in one area that's for sure.
I'd be honored if I could be the only one who got to you
and so I with all respect and agape want to
give you a good hard
Oh HELL WITH IT
a good hard kick in the coochie
geraldkrug
Mar 15, 2011, 7:08:46 PM3/15/11
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To dear kick a doo dee
and Mc Donalds in retrospect...
geraldkrug
Mar 16, 2011, 3:42:39 AM3/16/11
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Divinyls - Boys In Town
I AM THRU WITH HANGING AROUND
WITH ALL THE BOYS IN TOWN
NOW I WANT A MAN AROUND
GET ME OUT OF HERE
I AM JUST A RED BRASSIERE, TO ALL THE BOYS IN TOWN
PUT THIS BUS IN TOP GEAR, GET ME OUT OF HERE
I MUST HAVE BEEN DESPERATE, I MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY LOW
I MUST HAVE BEEN DESPERATE, I MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY LOW
I WAS ALWAYS DRIVING HOME, ALL THE BOYS IN TOWN
BUT THEY NEVER TELEPHONED, GET ME OUT OF HERE
I THINK THEY'RE PRETTY PHONEY
YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE REST
YOU'VE HEARD OF MATRIMONY
THEY'VE ALL FLUNKED THE TEST
I MUST HAVE BEEN DESPERATE, I MUST OF BEEN PRETTY LOW
I MUST HAVE BEEN DESPERATE, I MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY SLOW
OH I'M TIRED, OH I'M WIRED
OH I'M TIRED, OH I'M WIRED
AHHHHHHHH
TOO MUCH TOO YOUNG, TOO MUCH TOO YOUNG
TOO MUCH TOO YOUNG, TOO MUCH TOO YOUNG
GET ME OUT OF HERE, GET ME OUT OF HERE
GET ME OUT OF HERE, GET ME OUT OF HERE
GET ME OUT OF HERE, GET ME OUT OF HERE
GET ME OUT OF HERE
Weatherman
Mar 16, 2011, 11:57:53 AM3/16/11
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WM-Must be getting bad around there. Just a few days ago Paul Sr made
Paul JR sware that he would never sell a TBN station. There is no
reason to believe that this public display was made for any other
reason than that selling was starting to look like something they may
need to do. Not only are they up against a slow down in giving but the
weakening of the dollar as well.
Paul JR sware that he would never sell a TBN station. There is no
reason to believe that this public display was made for any other
reason than that selling was starting to look like something they may
need to do. Not only are they up against a slow down in giving but the
weakening of the dollar as well.
studio
Mar 17, 2011, 3:33:52 AM3/17/11
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On Mar 16, 10:40 pm, Chaz Lambrusco <g...@onvacation.com> wrote:
l.
>
> I don't think Laurie Crouch looks anything like PMS. I think she looks
> like an older Leann Rimes
>
> [Laurie and Leann.html< 1K ]l.
>
> I don't think Laurie Crouch looks anything like PMS. I think she looks
> like an older Leann Rimes
>
Man, she is sooooo O.C. looking. Funny.
rek...@gmail.com
Feb 22, 2015, 1:31:23 AM2/22/15
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> So, you think she's hot?
> you must not get out much.
Laurie is cute but she's not EVEN in the same league as THE GODDESS, JAN CROUCH.
> you must not get out much.
Jan is a realm of HOTNESS all her own.
geraldkrug
Feb 22, 2015, 2:17:37 PM2/22/15
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Jan has a sex machine room to beat off the band.
camillu...@gmail.com
May 18, 2015, 10:45:36 PM5/18/15
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I have always thought that..she asks weird.
geraldkrug
May 19, 2015, 7:43:31 AM5/19/15
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God show sleeze bags so made up the studio stinks of sulfuric satan presence.
bria...@gmail.com
May 27, 2016, 3:22:12 AM5/27/16
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SICK PEOPLE NEED JESUS! and I am not talking about Laurie Crouch . . .
Too bad for all of you on this feed for on this day that you read this post you shall see the Lord Jesus before you at every turn and your heart will know the truth. nether will your doubt nor your mockery save you from the face of God. have a nice day :)
Too bad for all of you on this feed for on this day that you read this post you shall see the Lord Jesus before you at every turn and your heart will know the truth. nether will your doubt nor your mockery save you from the face of God. have a nice day :)
nopms
May 27, 2016, 3:31:48 AM5/27/16
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On Friday, May 27, 2016 at 12:22:12 AM UTC-7, bria...@gmail.com wrote:
> SICK PEOPLE NEED JESUS! and I am not talking about Laurie Crouch . . .
> Too bad for all of you on this feed for on this day that you read this post you shall see the Lord Jesus before you at every turn and your heart will know the truth. nether will your doubt nor your mockery save you from the face of God. have a nice day :)
Amen!
> SICK PEOPLE NEED JESUS! and I am not talking about Laurie Crouch . . .
> Too bad for all of you on this feed for on this day that you read this post you shall see the Lord Jesus before you at every turn and your heart will know the truth. nether will your doubt nor your mockery save you from the face of God. have a nice day :)
nopms
May 27, 2016, 3:35:19 AM5/27/16
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geraldkrug
May 27, 2016, 11:01:40 AM5/27/16
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Goodness will never happen from cruel jesus.
Go peddle your excuse for Satan elsewhere...
How'd I do?
Go peddle your excuse for Satan elsewhere...
How'd I do?
nopms
May 27, 2016, 4:52:02 PM5/27/16
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geraldkrug
May 27, 2016, 4:54:23 PM5/27/16
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You will be, bla bla black street scum
stablehou...@gmail.com
Jul 7, 2016, 3:18:21 PM7/7/16
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Its so nice to know there are those like this writter keeping it all together. Like right now. Hello person to person holy spirit in operation Lori Crouch.
geraldkrug
Jul 7, 2016, 4:46:18 PM7/7/16
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I'd buy a diamond ring and give it to you if you'd promise to stay ten miles away from me for the rest of your life. Haha sucks to be you, other people get diamond rings because they want someone to STAY with them for the rest of their life, but not you: haha. U so ugly and foul.
Inbred
Jul 7, 2016, 5:41:27 PM7/7/16
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geraldkrug
Jul 7, 2016, 6:45:56 PM7/7/16
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.llort tnarongi uoy ffo kcuF
rebeccag...@gmail.com
Nov 28, 2016, 11:49:04 PM11/28/16
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This is so sad and untrue . Judge not lest you be judged
rebeccag...@gmail.com
Nov 28, 2016, 11:49:04 PM11/28/16
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nopms
Nov 29, 2016, 12:02:54 AM11/29/16
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On Monday, November 28, 2016 at 8:49:04 PM UTC-8, rebeccag...@gmail.com wrote:
> This is so sad and untrue . Judge not lest you be judged
Sounds more like false accusation gossip than judgement ...or simply an honest question based on her appearance. The Crouches are weird.
> This is so sad and untrue . Judge not lest you be judged
831...@gmail.com
Dec 3, 2016, 9:33:17 PM12/3/16
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I just saw her at the Propel Women's Conference and she was not approachable.She passed right by us and didn't even look. I was in the front row that's why I clearly saw her. On the other hand, Carolyn Pankalla from GoodLife45 automatically came and hugged me when I recognized her with a smile. She was very lovely.
Kirk_Von_Rockstein
Dec 4, 2016, 10:41:14 AM12/4/16
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anthony...@gmail.com
May 13, 2017, 1:59:06 AM5/13/17
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On Monday, March 14, 2011 at 2:25:52 PM UTC-7, TelevangelistsMov...@asseenontv.com wrote:
> Every time I flip past TBN and this bimbo Laurie Crouch and her
> windswept husband are on, I am shocked by how she rambles
> inappropriately (like a child) right across what it is he says,
> whenever she feels like it.
>
> Laurie Crouch seems to have a good smokin' body, explaining why she is
> there with him. But really. This bitch acts like she just pulled an
> all nighter with Charlie Sheen snorting 8-balls of Methamphetamine
> washed down by 199 Proof Vodka Screwdrivers for breakfast.
>
> Man can hardly get his God selling point across to the sheeple without
> her belching and hiccupping some inane observation.
>
> One can only imagine the hilarity had Fraudster old euGene Scott had
> the balls to SHARE the stage with a Pony Girl or later with his Porn
> Star Wife Melissa during his Jesus Ramble Time and have her cut in
> when he was blowtorching something that made his shriveled cock wince
> in pain.
>
> GS: "and that's why the Knights of Templar are..."
>
> MS: "Gene, I saw the cutest French maid outfit on QVC, I'll order it
> in XXXL for you, baby!"
>
> GS: "(uh, with XXXL handcuffs?) ...the rightful heirs of..."
>
> Anyone else observe differently?
LOl thats funny I always thought the same thing
> Every time I flip past TBN and this bimbo Laurie Crouch and her
> windswept husband are on, I am shocked by how she rambles
> inappropriately (like a child) right across what it is he says,
> whenever she feels like it.
>
> Laurie Crouch seems to have a good smokin' body, explaining why she is
> there with him. But really. This bitch acts like she just pulled an
> all nighter with Charlie Sheen snorting 8-balls of Methamphetamine
> washed down by 199 Proof Vodka Screwdrivers for breakfast.
>
> Man can hardly get his God selling point across to the sheeple without
> her belching and hiccupping some inane observation.
>
> One can only imagine the hilarity had Fraudster old euGene Scott had
> the balls to SHARE the stage with a Pony Girl or later with his Porn
> Star Wife Melissa during his Jesus Ramble Time and have her cut in
> when he was blowtorching something that made his shriveled cock wince
> in pain.
>
> GS: "and that's why the Knights of Templar are..."
>
> MS: "Gene, I saw the cutest French maid outfit on QVC, I'll order it
> in XXXL for you, baby!"
>
> GS: "(uh, with XXXL handcuffs?) ...the rightful heirs of..."
>
> Anyone else observe differently?
LOl thats funny I always thought the same thing
geraldkrug
May 13, 2017, 2:15:55 PM5/13/17
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She calms her nerves because she's a judgemental evil priss
adamsjo...@gmail.com
Sep 8, 2017, 6:04:53 PM9/8/17
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geraldkrug
Sep 8, 2017, 6:09:16 PM9/8/17
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Zen lez evil priss
cjon...@gmail.com
Oct 24, 2017, 11:21:03 PM10/24/17
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Bottom line. Laurie B. Hot. Women R. Haters
geraldkrug
Oct 24, 2017, 11:47:42 PM10/24/17
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So guys wont bother women, now what?
martyruth...@gmail.com
Jan 2, 2018, 11:53:24 AM1/2/18
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May God have Mercy on your souls..i would be on my knees asking for forgiveness..if you cant say something good..SHUTUP..one way or the other YOU will bow to the KING of kings and the LORD of lords..i had rather do it now ..because if you wait for that Great and Terrible day of the Lord it will be to late..hearing the words ..depart from Me i never knew you..is something i dont think you want to experiance..God loves us but if we do not turn to him now tomorrow may be too late....there is a literal burning hell..dont go there..its up to you.
rpbc
Jan 2, 2018, 1:52:47 PM1/2/18
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On Tuesday, January 2, 2018 at 9:53:24 AM UTC-7, martyruth...@gmail.com wrote:
> May God have Mercy on your souls..i would be on my knees asking for forgiveness..if you cant say something good..SHUTUP..one way or the other YOU will bow to the KING of kings and the LORD of lords..i had rather do it now ..because if you wait for that Great and Terrible day of the Lord it will be to late..hearing the words ..depart from Me i never knew you..is something i dont think you want to experiance..God loves us but if we do not turn to him now tomorrow may be too late....there is a literal burning hell..dont go there..its up to you.
rpbc: Who are you talking to... everybody here or someone(s) more specific... Either way you don't have anything good to say about them.
> May God have Mercy on your souls..i would be on my knees asking for forgiveness..if you cant say something good..SHUTUP..one way or the other YOU will bow to the KING of kings and the LORD of lords..i had rather do it now ..because if you wait for that Great and Terrible day of the Lord it will be to late..hearing the words ..depart from Me i never knew you..is something i dont think you want to experiance..God loves us but if we do not turn to him now tomorrow may be too late....there is a literal burning hell..dont go there..its up to you.
Matt2442
Jan 2, 2018, 2:51:58 PM1/2/18
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Looking over some of the older posts I see a lot of names not familiar to the AFGS group, so this might cross post to several groups outside of Alt.fan.gene-scott. Marty might be addressing some of those. At first I thought he might be a scottie equating turning your life over to Jesus with serving PMS.
rpbc
Jan 2, 2018, 2:58:59 PM1/2/18
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On Tuesday, January 2, 2018 at 12:51:58 PM UTC-7, Matt2442 wrote:
> Looking over some of the older posts I see a lot of names not familiar to the AFGS group, so this might cross post to several groups outside of Alt.fan.gene-scott. Marty might be addressing some of those. At first I thought he might be a scottie equating turning your life over to Jesus with serving PMS.
rpbc: I wondered that too.. but what the hay.. I figured it worth a response.. a ping so to speak.
> Looking over some of the older posts I see a lot of names not familiar to the AFGS group, so this might cross post to several groups outside of Alt.fan.gene-scott. Marty might be addressing some of those. At first I thought he might be a scottie equating turning your life over to Jesus with serving PMS.
geraldkrug
Jan 2, 2018, 3:09:33 PM1/2/18
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Scotties cant afford a multi million$ "look at us church"
geraldkrug
Jan 2, 2018, 3:52:47 PM1/2/18
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Former U.S. representative Michele Bachmann recently announced on Jim B. televangelist’s show that she is mulling a run for Al Franken’s U.S. Senate seat.
My husband and I aren’t money people. And that’s the thing. We’re normal. . . . If you’re a billionaire, you can maybe defend yourself in toxic Washington. We’re not money people. You know, you can have frivolous lawsuits filed against you all the time, and then what do we do?” Bachmann said on the show.
My husband and I aren’t money people. And that’s the thing. We’re normal. . . . If you’re a billionaire, you can maybe defend yourself in toxic Washington. We’re not money people. You know, you can have frivolous lawsuits filed against you all the time, and then what do we do?” Bachmann said on the show.
geraldkrug
Jan 2, 2018, 3:54:43 PM1/2/18
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“It is really tough if you are going against the tide in D.C. — if you are trying to stand for biblical principles in D.C. and you stick your head up out of the hole, the blades come roaring and they come to chop you off,” she said.
Gerald - sky monster
Gerald - sky monster
geraldkrug
Jan 2, 2018, 3:56:39 PM1/2/18
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Bakker said that right now, the political process and the media are “dirty,” adding, “They want to kill the president of the United States, and if they could put a contract [out on Donald Trump] . . . — which they probably already have — they would do so.”
Gerald - let jerkoffskis deaf body twist in the media wind
Gerald - let jerkoffskis deaf body twist in the media wind
electric...@aol.com
May 18, 2018, 12:00:46 AM5/18/18
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Love the Lord.... he is love.... look those the eyes of the Lamb.
geraldkrug
May 18, 2018, 8:10:40 PM5/18/18
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you can't see love in biological eyes so
go fuck yourself loser!
go fuck yourself loser!
clarence...@gmail.com
Jun 13, 2019, 2:10:52 PM6/13/19
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I just wish we would of others with a good, clean heart. Why would any morales, principled person say such low down things about this wonderful woman and man of God. We better be careful of how we treat and belittle God's servants. I'm praying for you'll that has such nasty thinking. I love you'll!
rpbc
Jun 13, 2019, 3:53:09 PM6/13/19
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On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 12:10:52 PM UTC-6, clarence...@gmail.com wrote:
> I just wish we would of others with a good, clean heart. Why would any morales, principled person say such low down things about this wonderful woman and man of God. We better be careful of how we treat and belittle God's servants. I'm praying for you'll that has such nasty thinking. I love you'll!
rpbc: Who are you referring to?
> I just wish we would of others with a good, clean heart. Why would any morales, principled person say such low down things about this wonderful woman and man of God. We better be careful of how we treat and belittle God's servants. I'm praying for you'll that has such nasty thinking. I love you'll!
Master Hu PHD
Jun 13, 2019, 4:33:51 PM6/13/19
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On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 2:10:52 PM UTC-4, clarence...@gmail.com wrote:
> I just wish we would of others with a good, clean heart. Why would any morales, principled person say such low down things about this wonderful woman and man of God. We better be careful of how we treat and belittle God's servants. I'm praying for you'll that has such nasty thinking. I love you'll!
becuz your fucking blind, delusion fucker
> I just wish we would of others with a good, clean heart. Why would any morales, principled person say such low down things about this wonderful woman and man of God. We better be careful of how we treat and belittle God's servants. I'm praying for you'll that has such nasty thinking. I love you'll!
lisai...@gmail.com
Jul 6, 2019, 3:21:55 AM7/6/19
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Your such trash
grasshopper
Jul 6, 2019, 3:39:01 AM7/6/19
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On Saturday, July 6, 2019 at 3:21:55 AM UTC-4, lisai...@gmail.com wrote:
> Your such trash
no im superior
> Your such trash
no im superior
Snake_Bred
Jul 6, 2019, 9:59:53 AM7/6/19
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So are you .. so is all persons and all things Crouch
Get back to your scamming trailer trash bussiness.
Get back to your scamming trailer trash bussiness.
geraldkrug
Jul 6, 2019, 11:39:19 PM7/6/19
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ms isn't mentioned because smoke screen autistic niggers expect whites to do, what, forget, forget who?, haha
DFWJ
Jul 7, 2019, 12:09:20 PM7/7/19
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TBN hasn't gone without it's scandals in no small way.
grasshopper
Jul 7, 2019, 1:04:34 PM7/7/19
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On Sunday, July 7, 2019 at 12:09:20 PM UTC-4, DFWJ wrote:
> TBN hasn't gone without it's scandals in no small way.
send in your payments partners
> TBN hasn't gone without it's scandals in no small way.
itsyouret...@gmail.com
Aug 8, 2020, 4:44:35 AM8/8/20
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You are in error.
I wish I had married Laurie.
The world does not revolve around your skewed opinions and Judgment Day is coming..............
I wish I had married Laurie.
The world does not revolve around your skewed opinions and Judgment Day is coming..............
mthr...@yahoo.com
Aug 11, 2020, 1:16:34 PM8/11/20
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Is this Melissa?
rpbc
Aug 11, 2020, 2:52:24 PM8/11/20
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On Tuesday, August 11, 2020 at 11:16:34 AM UTC-6, mthr...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Is this Melissa?
rpbc: Couldn't be, Melissa doesn't believe in judgement day.
> Is this Melissa?
rpbc: Couldn't be, Melissa doesn't believe in judgement day.
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