I once lived in a space so small ...
I had to go outside to change my mind.
I kept banging my elbows on the ceiling fan ....but no problem there because
I could cool the entire room just by twiddling my thumbs and blinking at the same time.
The roaches kept pulling off the blankets.
Whenever I felt like I wanted to just lay around the house ...I'd have to lay AROUND the house.